The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.Torturing The Simpsons4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
UnknownUnknown5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Just for a note. I have no idea where this is going.
A soft groan. The rustle of a heavy blanket falling gracelessly to the floor. Another annoyed groan.
Although the blinds had been pulled down the night before, the brightly shining morning sun still filled the small room with any gap hat it could get though.
Blond spikes stood out sharply from the blood red sheets on the bed as the occupant rolled over onto his back to face the ceiling. He turned his head to the left for a moment to look at the alarm clock on the night stand. With an irritated sign, he pushes himself up onto his elbows, looking around him. Chaos. Complete, unruly Chaos. Boxes everywhere, who knew where anything was.
But this was his new life. No parents. No sisters. No support. And for once No Killer knowing where he was. Bart sat up and moved to get out of his bed, He hadn't realized how much there was to pulling one together until he actually had did it on his own. &
-ma vie, the ruse: part 2--ma vie, the ruse: part 2-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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Cecil Terwilliger, formerly of cell block 4, Springfield Penitentiary, was pleased to say he was not insane,
thank you very much. His life was (most of the time) perfectly normal. He had never tried to run for mayor on a
corrupted agenda. He had never married someone just to murder them, and he had never held the city ransom
with a nuclear weapon. No sir! Cecil was just about the nicest, most pleasant guy you'd ever want to meet.
It was his brother that was weird.
The red-haired Terwilliger sibling stooped down at their front door and retrieved the envelopes. As he
shuffled through the mail, he predicted that within them were bills, begs for subscriptions to trivial publications
about theories about a musician's surgically-enhanced nose, which rat-faced boy-band dropout would become the
next bubblegum pop sensation, or who Selma Bouvier was dating this week. His expressive onyx eyes blinked in
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que agarrar algo de dinero y no sé porque pero cuando salgo me gusta cargar una pistola, no se sabe si la necesitare. La estaba buscando, tenía miedo de que alguien supiera que tenía una pistola como pertenencia, la única persona que sabía era Margaret, y solo lo supo porque me sorprendió en una de nuestras cita
-ma vie, the ruse: part 1--ma vie, the ruse: part 1-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Wow! Radioactive Man Vs. Wussycat: When The Claws Come Out!"
Bart Simpson gaped upon the comic book in the window of the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. "Man,
only a few of even the most elite comic book collectors own *that* one! Aah, how I admire their strength of
much moolah, their grace and bravery of their never begging their parents..."
Milhouse Van Houten loosened his fixed gaze upon the book, and shifted his glance to Bart. "Yeah, they're
known as the Wussies!"
Bart blinked at him puzzledly.
"Er..they're still trying to come up with a new club name."
After a few more minutes of worshipping, the admiring silence was disturbed by the hoarse, slightly-scratchy,
threatening voice of a certain bully. Oh, no.
"Hey, Four-Eyes!" Nelson Muntz called out, standing behind the two boys, and with two other boys behind him
in a rather 'bodyguard' fashion.
Great Mouse Detective BloopersOlivia tells Basil about the disappearance of her father.Great Mouse Detective Bloopers2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Olivia: It’s just as I said. And then my father was gone.
Dawson: What do you make of it?
*there is an awkward pause as Basil puffs on his pipe for too long*
Basil: …That I can’t remember my blasted lines. *chuckles*
Ratigan is making the ballerina doll dance as he threatens Mr. Flavisham.
Ratigan: *watches the doll dance* I would spend many a sleepless night if—
*the doll falls over*
Ratigan: --if this ballerina stops dancing. *chuckles, picking up the doll again*
Basil, Dawson, and Olivia escape their traps, and Basil pulls them close together for the camera.
Basil: Smile, everyone! *big smile*
*for some reason, the flash is not going off*
Basil: *still holding the cheesy smile* …I can’t hold this much longer.
*Dawson and Olivia giggle*
Scene of Ratigan threatening Mr. Flavisham.
Ratigan picks up the doll, squeezin
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
TMNT-PeaceThe old farmhouse lightly creaked from the light winds that blew against April and Donatello's home in the country on the outskirts of New York City. Magdalene Hamato drew in a deep breath, smelling the sweet smell of summer that wafted around her home. Spring was ending and summer was only a stone throw away.TMNT-Peace2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The twelve year old slipped off her shoes and plopped down on the sofa in the living room. Her parents had left the windows cracked and the shutters drawn to let the sunlight in, making each room seem to glow.
Maggie searched through her backpack for the comic books Uncle Raph had given her for her birthday. Her fingers came in contact with their plastic coverings and she pulled them out, sighing blissfully. If there was one thing she didn't enjoy more than coming home from school after a long day was to end the evening with comics her uncles give her over the years.
She opened up the first one. Ah...Wonder Woman. Classic. Raphael had always made a point to give her comics with a
Cambio de roles, parte 4Cambio de roles, parte 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-¡YA ERA HORA QUE APARECIERAN, PAR DE HOLGAZANES, MEJOR SERA QUE ME DEN UNA BUENA EXPLICACIÓN O ESTARAN DESPEDIDOS!- grito Benson todo rojo y molesto
- ¿Qué paso yo que hice?- pregunto Mordecai asustado
-¡Benson! Ya te dije que esos no son Mordecai y Rigby que conocemos- dijo Skips
-Disculpen, es la costumbre
-Te pareces mucho al Benson que conocemos- le dije
Después de la confusión, Mordecai y Rigby comenzaron a comentar todos los acontecimientos que le habían ocurrido, nada fuera de lo común en sus vidas, todo se resumía a su vida diaria en la cafetería, cosa que dejo confundido a Skips y Benson, porque ellos decían que Eileen y yo éramos las que trabajábamos en la cafetería, no llegábamos a nada.
-Esto es muy confuso, parece como si se hubieran cambiado los roles, todo lo que me dicen Eileen y tu lo han hecho Mordecai y Rigby, y todo lo que me han contado de la cafetería en realidad te ocurre a ti y
Great Outtake DetectiveGMD Bloopers are so dang funny, that I had to add some of my own...Great Outtake Detective4 years ago in Humor More Like This
(It's the scene where Basil is first introduced in his Chinese hamster costume)
Director: Okay, everyone ready and ACTION!
Basil: The villain's slipped this time! (He runs into the room, frightening Dawson and Olivia, as he runs past them, he trips over one of the rugs and goes flailing into the wall a large crash is heard)
Olivia: (Unable to stop herself) Looks like you were the one that slipped, Mr. Basil! (Everybody laughs except the director)
Director: CUT! Okay, someone straighten the rug and help Basil up.
(Basil is talking about Ratigan)
Basil: He's a GENIUS Dawso-AHHHH! (He falls off his perch behind the chair bringing it with him)
(The scene where Ratigan is first introduced)
Ratigan: Quite the ingenious scheme, eh Flaversham, and aren't you glad to be a part of it?
Hiram: This whole thing it's monstrous!
Ratigan: We will have our little device finished by tomorrow evening, won't we? You know
Donatello's 'A Christmas Carol'“Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'? In the lane, snow is glistenin'...”Donatello's 'A Christmas Carol'1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
With each wire that he realigned, Donatello felt his frustration rising. Only one mile he had left to find yet another misplaced mutagen canister, and of course, as his luck would have it, he slipped and fell on a sheet of black ice. Down his beloved tracker went from his grasp and, as he remembered it happening in almost slow motion, it crashed against the concrete with a sickening thud. The tracker that he had worked hours on to design and build. The only source they had to find the missing mutagen and prevent anymore dangerous or unnecessary mutants.
“Gone away is the blue bird, Here to stay is the new bird...”
The dreaded sound of Mikey's blaring Christmas carols pounded against his fatigued brain. Didn't Mikey know how hard he was trying to concentrate on fixing this device? Of course he did, Donnie assumed. That's why he was doing this; just to annoy his brother, Donatello. He cheri
Disney Villain High School 6"Class! Class, pay attention!" Mr. Sylvester Shyster stood in front of the economics class trying to get them to settle down. The conversations died down and Mr. Shyster approached the board. He was not a very terrifying man. He didn't have that insane factor that Mr. Wolf had, nor did he have the cold calculating personality that Ms. De Spell had. He was actually pretty kind on the surface. If anyone outside of DVHS had met him they would have sooner guessed that he worked at WDHA rather than a school for villains. But that was his genius, he was very multifaceted. He had several degrees in law, economics and real-estate and it was that combination that allowed him to teach economics.Disney Villain High School 64 years ago in Drama More Like This
Hades tilted his chair back a little bit, resting his knee against the table. Economics, as difficult as it may have been for other students, was pretty easy for him. He had observed all of these systems. He'd seen everything from drachmas to dollars exchanged and it was relatively easy to wrap his
Leo x Karai contestThis fanfic was inspired by a beautiful moonlight.Leo x Karai contest4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Title: Moon, please help!
The moon was shining. It was the eve of Valentine's Day. The next day, all couples will stroll the streets. Are they linked arms and not be bothered.
But for some ninja, this is impossible. It's called Karai. It's very rich and loves her boyfriend Leonardo. But there's a barrier between the two, which makes them an unusual pair: Leonardo is a mutant ninja turtle. So he never goes out without being fully covered from head to toe.
Karai suffered greatly from this because they had already scheduled a wedding date. And the New York high society would not accept a millionaire married to a mutant.
"Ah, how hard is life"-Karai exclaimed as he stared at the moon.
Moon lovely queen of lovers, I'll make a wish. Tomorrow, Valentine's Day, Leo helps to show in public without being bothered. Please make my holiday to be a beautiful dream. Help me
You Have No Power Over MeYou Have No Power Over MeYou Have No Power Over Me1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Summary: Tony decides to embarrass Darcy in front of her new boyfriend at movie night. Early Tasertricks. Redeemed Loki.
“Hey, Bruce. I brought that paperwork you asked for. I don’t see why it’s so important you had to have me deliver it in person,” Darcy said as she handed Bruce a thick file.
“I didn’t ask for it,” Bruce said.
“Then who… Tony,” Darcy said, “Where is he?”
“It’s movie night. I’ll join you. I want to see what he is going to do to you,” Bruce said.
“Oh, this is going to hurt,” Darcy said.
“Ah! Darcy, it is wonderful to see you this evening!” Thor said as he pulled out a bag of popcorn from the microwave.
“Where’s the brat?” Darcy asked.
“Who?” Steve asked.
“The two year-old with the facial hair,” Darcy said.
“Hey, Darcy,” Tony said popping his head around the c
HoND BloopersHoND BLOOPERS!!!!!HoND Bloopers4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bells of notre dame
-the music had started playing, the camera moves to Clopin's wagon, but he is not there.
Director: CUT!!! Where is Clopin?
-Clopin rushed onto the set, wearing a jacket-
Clopin: sorry monsieur, I woke up late today!
Director: -rubs his forehead- just get your costume on!
Clopin: Listen, they are beautiful no? So many solors of crowns .wait starts laughing- I mean, colors of
sounds! Hahaha, put that in the gag reel
Director: -sigh- CUT!!!
Clopin: The bells of notre dame!!!!
-the chorus starts singing beautifully, when there is a sudden thud-
Director: what happened?
Camera man: um .Clopin fainted, sir.
Director: eh ..just leave him.
Quasimodo: I'll walk down those stairs and ..
-The door is flung open revealing Frollo wearing a hockey mask, while holding a knife.
Quasimodo: -screams and runs away to hide-
Frollo: -takes off the mask- Ha! I got you good!
Unknown PT 2Unknown PT 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Beep! Beep! Beep!" The alarm clock rang shrilly in the early morning air. An unruly groan left the mouth of the occupant of the room who tried to cover his head and bury deeper into his blankets. But as the beeping continued, the young man sat up in his bed.
"Shit!" he cursed. "I can't be late on my first day!" Bart scrambled to get out of bed, tripping over his blanket that had fallen to the floor in his sleep. He stumbled into the bathroom as he shed his night cloths off, jumping quickly into the shower stall.
After a quick breakfast, Bart grabbed his jacket, slipped into his shoes and left the apartment, triple checking that his door was locked. He walked the distance to the location of his job, and using the key his manager had given him opened up the back door of the small bakery.
When he had gone in for his interview, he had met the manager, the two bakers, and the cashier who he was to replace. The ma
Disney Villain High School 8Frollo grabbed the back of his head as another spit ball went flying into his hair. He turned around to see Gaston with a straw in his hand high fiving Clayton. Frollo glared at them. Mainly at Clayton, though he wasn't the one who spat the spit ball in the first place. He was glaring at Clayton because he had his arm around Gothel's shoulder. Ever since that stupid makeover she hadn't even spoken to them and now she was with that Clayton creep. Clayton whispered something into her ear, she blushed and giggled. Frollo nearly gagged. He liked Gothel. Or well, he had liked her. Now she was morphing into one of them. One of those snooty bitches whose boyfriends had made his life a living hell. For that matter he had made Gothel's first few weeks of school hell, too. He couldn't wrap his head around why she was hanging out with them. Part of Frollo's brain wished him to retire and accept the fact that she was lost to him, like Jehan. However the otheralbeit smallpart of his braDisney Villain High School 84 years ago in Drama More Like This
Disney Villain High School 16Facilier shut his locker carefully. His whole body still hurt from his summoning nearly two weeks ago. He was doing his best to avoid any contact with anyone outside of class, lest they notice his condition. He didn't speak up in class, even if he knew the answer to the question. He leapt out of his chair and ran to his next class so he wouldn't run into anyone in the halls. He didn't eat lunch any more. He hardly ate at all. Even the thought of food made him feel nauseous. Though he supposed he could contribute that to his newly awarded powers.Disney Villain High School 163 years ago in Drama More Like This
He stayed after class to talk to Magica de Spell. She was really the only one he could talk to about this stuff.
"Mr. Facilier is there a particular reason why you're still here?" She asked, not looking up from the stack of papers she was grading.
"I just needed someone I could talk to about dark magic," He said in an uncharacteristically quiet voice. Magica looked up at him with a perplexed face. She set her pen dow
Great Mouse Detective BloopersOUTTAKE 1Great Mouse Detective Bloopers7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Scene: 22 Baker Street (Basil has just taken the mask off.)
Cameraman: Take 1! Speaker, marker, and .. ACTION!
Basil: Basil of Baker Street, my good fellow!
(Dawson looks at him surprised. Basil pulls a cord and the costume squeaks as it deflates.)
Director: (Squeaky) CUT! (He notices his voice.) Wardrobe?
Wardrobe: (Squeaky) Yes sir?
Director: (Squeaky) What did you put in Basils costume?
Wardrobe: (Squeaky) Im sure it was normal air, sir!
Director: (Squeaky) THEN WHY ARE OUR VOICES SQUEAKY?!?
Scene: 22 Baker Street (Olivia has just seen Basil.)
Cameraman: Take 1! Speaker, marker, and .. ACTION!
Olivia: (Happily) Mr Basil, I need your help, and
Basil: (Pulling his dressing gown off the dart board.) All in good time.
Olivia: But, but you dont understand, Im in terrible trouble.
(Basil throws the dart off screen, misses the dart board,
TMNT- Beauty and the Beast “Don… I am so excited for you!”TMNT- Beauty and the Beast1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“April, I really don’t see what the big deal is.”
“Hello!” April exclaimed as she brought a bowl of popcorn in from the kitchen and onto the living room coffee table, “The ‘big deal’ is the fact that you’re about to watch you first-ever Disney movie! Oh, I just hope I chose the right one for us to watch…”
“Ooo, I’m shaking with excitement,” Donatello scoffed as he rolled his eyes sarcastically, “Seriously, the way television commercials publicize this franchise… it just seems so overrated.”
“That’s because you don’t know what you’re missiiiing,” the teenage girl sang, popping the DVD into the dented video player (which the purple clad turtle managed to salvage from the
Disney Villain High School 7Gothel sat perched atop Grimhilde's bed. She looked around the room cautiously. The bedding was made of some fine red silk. The floors were wood. The carving on the cherry wood bed had been with such elegance and care. There were large oval mirrors on each of the walls and a small cauldron and Magical Chem set in the corner. For someone who gave off the appearance as a somewhat tacky cheerleader, Gothel had to admit that Grim had a very tastefully decorated room. Gothel then turned her attention to the group of girls that had just walked into the room.Disney Villain High School 74 years ago in Drama More Like This
Cruella and Ursula sat in two red boudoir chairs in front of the bed while Grimhilde stood before them. Cruella casually looked at her perfectly manicured nails while Ursula examined strands of her silky white hair for split ends.
"Now ladies, I'm sure you're wondering why I called you all here," Grimhilde started out in her graceful voice.
"Actually what I'm wondering is why you invited her." Cruella said coldly. Gothel rolled her eyes.