The adventures of young Mr FrafflekinsOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Gaylord Frafflekins who always dreamed of becoming the world's best pig groomer. He trained every day for 34 hours in order to beat his rival, The Smelly Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Gaylord Frafflekins came armed with a bowler hat and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Gaylord Frafflekins emerged as the dubious victor! His achievement is celebrated every Hanukka.The adventures of young Mr Frafflekins1 year ago in Create a Story Contest More Like This
Brony Fan StoryMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after dentists because you'll only end up with a trumpet in your butt." I never quite understood his advice until one big towel day, I was gardening with my best friend Cadence-Bella. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was icky and spooky sounds came from deep within. Cadence-Bella saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!Brony Fan Story1 year ago in Create a Story Contest More Like This
To My Future SelfTo my Future Self,To My Future Self1 year ago in Teen More Like This
Breathe. You must be thinking, seriously, my teen self is acting like an old fart of a teacher telling off overstressed kids, but seriously, breathe. Stop. Pause. Listen. It's your heart beating. It's telling you, I'm beating so damn hard, I might just kill you one day.
Okay, let's digest. There can only be two reasons for your heart to beat like that. One reason is because I wouldn't have changed- I would still be that overzealous, neurotic, depressed teenager with a penchant for word thieves, dream catchers and moment makers. The other reason would be just the opposite: it's beating with life, with purpose, with hope.
I hope you'll be that second person.
Because being that second person means being serenaded by Chopin in a boy's car, travelling down to Bondi Beach watching sculptures rear out of the sea and you're feeling like, maybe, love may finally find you at last. Being that second person means you just won't shut up talking to patrons