Grub Handler: Sollux Captor"Thqueak!" You puffed your cheeks out, eyes wide. (A/N: Seriously, I do that when I get shocked. XD It looks funny.) You, slowly, released the air from your mouth, making the Grub laugh. "S-Sollux?" You pressed your lips into a line. 'Okay... Sollux has been turned into a baby... WTF. I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF A CHILD!' You mentally cried to yourself, doing a facepalm. Sollux squeaked in questioning, climbing to your shoulder. He must've sensed your frustration and unease, because he started nuzzling into your neck. You giggled, plucking him off of your shouler and holding him at eye level. "You're just adorable, aren't you? ...More adorable than your grownself, that's for sure..." You mumbled the last part. Sollux squealed, so you put him on the floor. You watched the mustard-colored Grub crawl around his hive, examining everything. You smiled, never having seen something so adorable come from Sollux.Grub Handler: Sollux Captor3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You computer beeped loudly, making both you and Sollux jump. You groaned. "Oh yeah. That
Grub Handler: Gamzee MakaraYou watched the indigo grub crawl across your lap. "Honk honk!" He put his front legs on your stomach, and looked up at you. "Gamzee...?" He honked again, as if saying it was him. You picked up the Grub, and smiled. He was so adorable! "Well... aren't you just the cutest little thing~!" You pecked him on the head, making him squeak in delight. You put him on your lap, and he slwoly made his way to the floor. He raced toward an empty, over-turned, Faygo bottle. "Honk!" He grabbed the bottle with all six legs, and rolled over onto his back, playing with the bottle. You quickly grabbed your phone, and started recording the scene in front of you. 'He's so cute!' You mentally squealed, smiling ear-to-ear. He dropped the faygo bottle, and tried to roll over to get it. "Honk... honk! Honk! Scree!" He thrashed around, trying to get back up. You put your phone away, giggling. "Did... did ya get stuck, hun?" You laughed, putting him rightside up. He squealed in thanks, and waddled to the leftoveGrub Handler: Gamzee Makara3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Grub Handler: Karkat VantasThe bright red Grub hissed at you agnrily. "Karkat?! What happened to you?!" You didn't expect an answer, of course. He just hissed at you again. You reached for him with one hand, but he bit your finger. "OW!" You pulled your finger back, putting it in your mouth and sucking the blood off. You glared down at him, making him glare back. 'Even as a Grub he's grumpy.' You picked him up quickly, holding up at eye level. He squealed and thrashed, dropping from your grip and falling on the floor. You watched as he climbed back up into the basket, glaring out at you from under the blanket. "Alright. Ya wanna be like that? Fine." You got up, and walked into the kitchen.Grub Handler: Karkat Vantas3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You started making yourself some lunch, while cutting up some food for Karkat. You walked back into the living room and put the plate of food in front of the basket. You walked up the stairs and into your's, and Karkat's, room. You grabbed [Favorite book] and headed back down the stairs. You lied down on the couch, opening you
Grub Handler: Equius ZahhakYou stared at the Grub in your lap, who was glaring up at you. "Equius...?!" He squeaked, understanding his name being called. He started wriggling in your hold, so you let him go. He started crawling around the floor, squealing and squeaking when he approached anything. You just stared at your Matesprit-turned-Grub. "Wha...? Uh..." You stared in shock as he lifted one of the robot parts he keeps around his hive. It was a head, and it was heavy. You know that for a fact. 'Even as a baby, he was strong as hell...' He threw the robot head against the wall, shattering the head and, nearly, breaking the wall. You gasped and headed for Equius, picking him up. "No! You do NOT throw things in this hive! You got it?" He squeaked, eyes brimming with blue-tinted tears. You tried to keep your stern face up, so he would know you meant buisness, but he started crying. You've never seen grown Equius cry; seeing Grub Equius cry just broke your heart.Grub Handler: Equius Zahhak3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Aww..." You face softened as you tried not to squ
Grub Handler: Tavros NitramYou stared at the Grub, who looked up at you. "Tavros?" He squeaked. Your mouth dropped open. 'WHAT. THE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-' You sighed. Your eye twitched as you both had a little staring contest. Tavros blinked first, hiccuping a little. "Aww...!" You giggled. He wriggled in your hold, dropping to your lap. He crawled around the couch, his large horns hitting the back a lot. 'How can something so small carry... those?!' You stared at his horns in wonder. He started climbing off of the couch, but fell halfway down. "Tavros?!" You gasped. He almost landed on his head, but was stopped by his horns. Oh dear Lord you nearly laughed. He started squirming and thrashing, trying to get the tips of his horns unstuck. You snickered, pulling the poor Grub off of the floor. He squeaked, as if thanking you, as you put him on the ground.Grub Handler: Tavros Nitram3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Tavros' phone buzzed while he was inspecting one of his plushies. You picked up the phone.
--arachnidsGrip [AG] began Trolling adiosToreador [AT]--
Grub Handler: Eridan Ampora"Glub!" "ERIDAN?! WHAT THE HELL?!" You stared at your Matesprit in horror. 'HOW?! WHAT?! ...WHAT?!' You held him at eye level, studying the Grub in your grip. "Oh my goodness." You mumbled in aw. He tilted his head to the side, purple eyes shining with childish curiosity. "You are so... ADORABLE~!" You pressed him to your face gently, and kissed him on the head. He smiled and squealed, liking the attention. He wriggled out of your grip, and landed on the couch. You watched as he made his way to the floor, inspecting anything, and everything, he came across. He suddenly stopped. "Eridan...?" "Wweh! Wweh!" He started crying, making you hurry over to him. "Oh... what's wrong, baby~?" You said in a baby voice, picking him up. Small purple-tinted tears made their way down his face. You heard a faint sound of a stomach growling. "Are you hungry? Well... let's see what we got..." You walked into the kitchen, trying to calm Eridan down along the way. 'Good thing Kanaya taught me about Grubs...Grub Handler: Eridan Ampora3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Grub Handler: Terezi Pyrope"Hehe Scree!" "Terezi?" She just laughed again, wriggling around on your lap. 'This is... what...THE HELL?!' The Grub jumped down from your lap, and ran towards one of the many scalemates in her hive. She leaped onto it, schreeching as she bounced. You chuckled as you watched her. '...Oh yeah! When she was Grub, she could see!' You thought, looking at her eyes. You had noticed they were a normal color. Well... normal for Trolls. She looked up, feeling your eyes on her. She squeaked at you cutely, making you smile. As she waddled back towards you, she noticed a drawing on the floor. It was an outline of a scalemate, left over from one of your guys' RPs, and it was red. She sniffed it, then licked the chalk line. Your smile hardened. "Oh no..." Terezi laughed as he licked the chalk.Grub Handler: Terezi Pyrope3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Once she was finished licking the floor clean- which made you a little disgusted- she waddled over to you. She crawled into your lap, and screed, reaching up with her front legs. You picked her up and held he
Grub Handler: Feferi Peixes"F-FEFERI?!" "Glub!" The grub in your arms squeaked, squirming in your grip. She wriggled out of your grip, and onto the couch. You stared at the grub in shock. 'H-how am I supposed to take care of a baby?! ... Grub... WHATEVER!!' Feferi was climbing all over the place. "Nononononononono!" You shot up from the couch, and raced to Feferi's trident. You grabbed her before she could fall on the points of the trident. She whipmered, squirming in your grip. "You're slippery, aren't y-OU!" She fell to the floor, making you yell. "G-glub!" She cried, curling into a ball. You, slowly, picked the crying Grub up. You sat on the couch and put her in your lap, checking for injuries. 'She seems okay...' She had stopped moving, making you worry, but you calmed down when you noticed she was sleeping. You carefully put her back in the basket and covered her with the little blanket.Grub Handler: Feferi Peixes3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Okay... what to do... what to do?" You paced back and forth, glancing at the basket every few seconds. "I-I can't take c
Grub Handler: Aradia MegidoThe dark red Grub crawled around your lap. "Aradia!" You stared at her, eyes wide. She crawled around her hive, small eyes shining with curiousity and adventure. She had a wide smile on her face. "Oh yeah," You chuckled to yourself. "Aradia is an adventurous one." She started climbing up a wall, making you keep your eyes glued to her. She started wriggling around the wall, then climbed back onto the floor. You sighed, jumping as your computer beeped. 'Its a file from Karkat...' He started pestering you.Grub Handler: Aradia Megido3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began Trolling [chumHandle] [C/H]--
CG: HEY, [NAME].
CG: OPEN THAT FILE.
CG: I MADE A GAME FOR YOU TO PLAY.
[C/H]: Uh... Karkat. Are you sure it's safe to download?
[C/H]: You're not the best progammer.
CG: SHUT UP FUCKASS.
CG: JUST DO IT.
[C/H]: Fine! Geez...
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased Trolling [chumHandle] [C/H]--
You sighed as you opened the file. As you were about to click 'okay' to start the download, Aradia jumped in your lap. You chuckled, patting he
Grub HandlerGrub Handler3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were sitting at home, waiting for [Favorite Troll/Matesprit] to get home. He/She said they had something important to do. "Geez, how long is it gonna take...?" You sighed to yourself, and started heading for the door.
When you opened the door, you heard squeaking and squealing. "Huh?" You looked around and noticed a basket at your feet. "What the...?" You brought the basket inside, and put it on the table. You slowly removed the blanket, and something jumped out at you. "...OH MY GOD!" Your [Favorite Troll/Matesprit] had been turned into a grub! "Oh no...!"
(A/N: Choose the troll you want in the Desc.)
Grub Handler: Nepeta Leijon"Mew~! Mew!" You yelled as the Grub, known as Nepeta, jumped at your face. She squeaked as you pried her off of your face. "Geez..." You stared at Nepeta, who looked back at you with wide, olive eyes. Your eyebrow twitched, as you tried not to squeal. She tilted her ehad to the side, making a sound between a squeal and meow. 'That's it...' You broke. "Aaawww~!" You started cuddling Nepeta, making her squeal and meow in delight. "You are so CUTE~!" Nepeta licked your cheek. 'Her tongue IS like a cat's!' You had always wondered. You put her down on the couch. She made a giggling sound as she jumped on the cushion. Your phone buzzed, making you both jump. The phone started buzzing more. Nepeta screeched and cowered behind you, clearly afraid of the phone. "Don't worry..." You picked up the phone. 'Good thing I downloaded Pesterchum onto my phone.' (A/N: I really did. XD)Grub Handler: Nepeta Leijon3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
--centaursTesticle [CT] began Trolling [chumHandle] [C/H]--
CT: D--> [Name], are you and Nepeta ready to come over?
Grub Handler: Vriska Serket'Vriska...?' You stared at the Grub in shock. She stared up at you, her tiny fangs poking out of her mouth. She screeched and jumped at your face. "AH!" She crawled on top of your head, screeching in delight. She jumped off, making you gasp, and she landed on the ground. You turned around on the couch and watched as she scurried down the hall. "Nonononononononono!" You jumped over the couch and followed her down the hall. She waddled into her room, and spotted her 8-ball. "Scree!" She scurried over to it as you entered the room. She climbed on top of it and started rolling on it. "Aw..." You had to admit, that was the cutest thing you'd ever seen Vriska do. She started rolling clumsily toward you, squealing happily. Right before she reached you, she fell off of the 8-ball, screehing in surprise. You gasped. "Vriska!" You kneeled down. "Are you okay?" She squirmed around, stuck on her back. You laughed, not used to seeing Vriska like this. She screeched angrily at you.Grub Handler: Vriska Serket3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Okay. Okay." You
Grub Handler: Kanaya Maryam"K-Kanaya?" The Grub looked up at you, wriggling in your hold. She looked adorable! ...Even though you hate bugs... She squealed, trying to get off of the couch. You let her go, watching her carefully. You studied her as she examined her environment. 'She's just... so cute!' She crawled back over to you, climbing up your leg. You giggled, picking her off of your thigh and holder her at eye level. She made a noise that sounded like giggling. You smiled at her, jumping a little when your phone went off. "Pon Pon wei wei wei" 'That's Nepeta.' Kanaya squeaked, mesmerized by the flashing phone. You picked up the phone and answered it. "Hello?" ":33> Hey, [Name]! Wanna comer over? Equius is messing with his robots, so he can't RP today." You looked at Kanaya, who was in your lap. "Sorry, Nepeta. I'm kinda busy with Kanaya today." Well... it wasn't a lie. ":33>Okay. I'll ask Terezi. See ya later, [Name]!" "Bye Nepeta." You hung up the phone and put it next to you. Kanaya looked at it curiouslGrub Handler: Kanaya Maryam3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Headbutt2 (SolluxXReader)##headbutt2##Headbutt2 (SolluxXReader)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were sitting at your computer, searching something sexy for you and Sollux, when you heard buzzing. 'If Sollux's bees got out again, I swear...' You thought. You stood and turned, only to be headbutted, softly, in the stomach. You looked down at Sollux, who was buzzing and nudging your stomach continously. "Sollux..." He looked up at you, before headbutting you again. "What in the sweet fuck are you doing?" He giggled and kept buzzing. You rubbed your forehead and sat back down, ignoring the buzzing and heabutting at your back and shoulders.
"Bee... Behavior... Headbutting," you mumbled as you typed. You clicked through different things, before finding the information you need. "Bees will headbutt you, as a warning, when they want to sting you..." You blinked as Sollux giggled. "... So you want to kill me?" He stopped for a second, before headbutting you again. "You are being courted, now thwoon, woman." You looked at him with an unamused face. "... You wan
I'm A Member Of The Midnight Crew (1)##Second point of view (A/N: It's easier for me to do reader inserts in second pov.)##I'm A Member Of The Midnight Crew (1)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It's been a few days after the incident with The Felt and your joining of the Midnight Crew. And, today, your brain decides to be an ass and make you bored as fuck. (A/N: Ass fuck hurrhurr. /shot\) CURSE YOU BRAIN. So, out of pure boredom, you started cleaning your apartment. You plugged your ipod into the ihome and let it blast through the apartment. You were safe, most of your neighbors had went to work. You put it on your english song play-list and got to work. (A/N: Seriously. I have a play-list for Hetalia, Vocaloid, and then one for English singers. xD) Super Psycho Love by Simon Curtis started playing, which made you move along to the beat. (A/N: IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT, GET OUT AND LISTEN. THEN COME BACK AND READ THIS.) You moved your hips to the beat as you dusted everything.
Suddenly, a knock sounded on your door. Sadly, your music was too loud. The person knocked louder, but you were obliv
Break My Heart (EridanxReader)Break My Heart (EridanxReader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
##Break My Heart. EridanxReader##
##Eridan's point of view##
Stupid landwellers. Stupid Sol. Stupid humans. Stupid everything. I slammed the door to my hive shut and leaned against it, sighing heavily. I heard footsteps. "Eridan?" Her voice called to me. I opened my eyes and saw the only good thing in the world. My matesprit. My [Name]. (A/N: Pfft. My name. xD ... I'm sorry.) "Are you alright?" She asked. I nodded, sighing again. "I'm fine. Stupid landwellers. Stupid humans." She smirked. "You do know I'm both a landweller, and a human, right?" I chuckled. "You're better than they are, though." She giggled. "I'm flattered. Now, why don't you go cool down while I make lunch?" [Name] smiled and went to the kitchen. I went upstairs to my respiteblock, shutting the door behind me.
I released my 'happy' facade and faceplanted onto my pile of shitty wands. Which was a bad idea, becuase my glasses fell off and one of the wands jabbed me in the eyes. I growled out profanities and stood, rubbin
Scandalous Fanfiction.You and Dirk were watching tv when his computer beeped. "[Name], can you answer it? I don't wanna get up." You scoffed at your otaku friend. "Lazy." "Thank you." He smirked. You laughed and went to his computer. 'undyingUmbrage? Who's that?' You shrugged and answered the dude.Scandalous Fanfiction.3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
-- undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT] at 12: 17 pm --
uu: LET'S PLAY A GAME.
TT: Lol I'm not Dirk, bro. XD
TT: I'm his friend [Name].
uu: SERIOUSLY? OKAY. WHERE IS DIRK?
TT: Sitting on his ass and being lazy. :I Why?
uu: WELL. WE CAN PLAY A GAME INSTEAD.
You stared at the screen. "Hey, Dirk?" You called to him. "Yeah?" "Who's undyingUmbrage and why does he want to play a game?" He groaned and came to you. "Oh God, not this guy. Just... go along with it, alright? The stuff he asks for is pretty tame." You were confused but nodded.
TT: Alright, Umbrage. What game?
uu: YOu WILL DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
Your eyes widened. "DIIIIIIRRK!! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO DRAW PORN?!" "Cal
What is... Auspistice?"What is... an auspistice?" His lips pursed into a thin line. "Really? You're asking me this?" You nodded. "Alright... An auspistice is a medium between two trolls. It keeps them from killing each other. Like how Kanaya kept Eridan and Vriska from killing each other at one point, but Kanaya cut it off." You nodded in understanding. "This quadrant is linked with hate, instead of pity. Unlike Moirallegiance. This is the other quadrant that has nothing to do with reproduction." He cleared his throat. "Okay. Anything else? Or can you leave now?" You giggled. "That's it. Thanks, Beep Beep Meow!" You stood. "You're we- WAIT WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" You bolted out the door. "FUCK YOU, [NAME]!"What is... Auspistice?3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You laughed when you got home. "Oh Karkat... You're so fun to annoy." You chuckled to yourself. When you got on your laptop, someone started messeging you.
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling [chumHandle] [CH] at [bluhbluhImsolazy]
GC: [N4M3]! 1 N33D YOUR H3LP!
[CH]: Woah. Terezi, what's wrong?!
What is... Moirallegiance?"What is... Moirallegiance?" He sighed. "This one's a little harder for you humans to understand than Matespritship. Egbert didn't get if for a fucking week." You giggled at that. He smirked. "Alright, ya ready?" You nodded. "Okay. Moirallegiance is a type of guardianship. You humans think of it as siblings. But, to us, its a type a romance." You raised an eyebrow. "So, its like incest?" He glared. "No. You're not related to your moirail. ...Well.... humans maybe, but trolls aren't related." You nodded. "Moirallegiance is more than just the platonic relationship you have with your moirail, its about keeping your moirail in line and making sure they don't flip their fucking lids." "Like you do with Gamzee?" He nodded. "Or how Nepeta keeps Equius from going on rampages." You hmm'd in understanding. "Moirallegiance is one of the conciliatory relationships, the other being auspistice. Moirallegiance is a pale feeling." "Pale?" He raised an eyebrow. "Like... how you feel pale for your familWhat is... Moirallegiance?3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Labor: Stage 3: Baby Time ##Stage 3##Labor: Stage 3: Baby Time3 years ago in Romance More Like This
A nurse came in a while later, while Dave and Karkat were in here. "Ms. [Last name], have you been feeling anything unusual since the birth?" I thought for a moment. "Y-yeah, actually. It feels like I'm still having contractions. Not bad though." The boys looked at me while the nurse nodded. "Alright ma'am. I'm gonna need you to start pushing again." I looked to Gamzee, confused. "Why?" He asked. "Well, we have to get the placenta out." She looked at me, smiling at my shocked face. "Don't worry. T
Grub!Gamzee x Grub!Reader- Play DatesGrub!Gamzee X Grub!Reader- Play datesGrub!Gamzee x Grub!Reader- Play Dates2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You crawled along the hive floor of your playmates hive. His lusus had wanted him to have a friend and that's why you were here in the first place. Your lusus picked you making you wriggle and squirm in her grasp.
"Its lunch munchkin" pinching your cheeks softly, using your tiny legs you clung to her arms. She carried you into the kitchen and sat you down in front of a plate of grub food. Gamzee was placed o the table a foot or so away from you.
"HoNk" Gamzee scooted over to you partially crawling onto of you. He was a big grab for his age and you still hadn't gotten your own growth spurt.
"Nana" you responded starting to eat the warm food in front of you, he honked again and crawled off. Gamzee crawled onto the plate playing in the food, you stared at him confused. The food stuff was for eating not playing in, you took an experimental step in. It was squishy and warm but somehow fun.
"Nana!" you flopped into the food splattering it on the table. G
Labor: Stage 1: Phase 2 ##Phase 2: This is hard work##Labor: Stage 1: Phase 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
I breathed deeply, trying not to focus on the pain of the contractions. They were about 10 minutes apart now, so I called John's dad. He, John, and Karkat are staying over until its time to go to the hospital. Gamzee went upstairs to check the hospital bags and make last minute preperations. I looked to Karkat, who was sitting next to me. "Karkat..." "Huh?" "Can you help me up? I have to go to the bathroom." He nodded, standing. He started to pulled me up, when John's dad told him to stop. "Karkat. That's not how you help a pregnant woman up." He walked over to me. "Now, do exactly what I do." They both grabbed me and h
Road To Parenthood PrologueI stared at my empty fridge in anger. 'Why do I have no food? ...Oh yeah, Dave and John ate it all.' I had a sleep over with my human friends the other day, and John and Dave at all of my food. I shut the fridge and sighed. I picked up my phone, about to call a pizza place, when it rang. I jumped, then looked at the caller I.D. 'Karkat?' I answered it. "Hello?" "Hey, [Name]! Ya wanna come over for a..." I heard him move away from the phone. "What did you call it again, Egbert?" 'John...' I felt my eye twitch at the sound of John's name. "A movie night?" I snapped back from my fantasy of kicking John until he gave me more money. "What?" "Do you. Want to. Come over. For a. Movie night?" He said slowly. "Will there be food?" "Why?!" "John and Dave ate all of my food." I heard snickering in the background. "Sorry, [Name]!" I heard John say. Karkat sighed. "Sure. Just don't be like them and eat all of it." "Okay! I'll be there soon!"Road To Parenthood Prologue3 years ago in Romance More Like This
##At Karkat's House##
I decided to open the door dramtica
Mute!Reader/Karkat - speakMute!Reader/Karkat - speak3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You thanked the internet and texting for giving you a voice of sorts.
At least by text you could talk freely to your buddies without worrying about acting out what you want and need(which was a little frustrating at times). But even then, at least if you pointed at something or acted out well enough, people could understand you.
But you don't think there's a proper way to 'say' "I love you". At least, not to Karkat Vantas.
You've liked him for a while now. He's a good friend of yours, and while he's extremely cranky, he does have a soft side to him. He pities you because of your speech disorder, and does his best to help you. But even he knows that just because you can't speak, doesn't mean you can't irritate him sometimes when you get smart with him. He is mostly kind with you though and helps you out whenever you want something(he just plays it off as 'one of his duties as a leader') and you appreciate him for that. Sometimes you even give him small kisses on the cheek when he's bein