
Grub Handler: Karkat VantasThe bright red Grub hissed at you agnrily. "Karkat?! What happened to you?!" You didn't expect an answer, of course. He just hissed at you again. You reached for him with one hand, but he bit your finger. "OW!" You pulled your finger back, putting it in your mouth and sucking the blood off. You glared down at him, making him glare back. 'Even as a Grub he's grumpy.' You picked him up quickly, holding up at eye level. He squealed and thrashed, dropping from your grip and falling on the floor. You watched as he climbed back up into the basket, glaring out at you from under the blanket. "Alright. Ya wanna be like that? Fine." You got up, and walGrub Handler: Karkat Vantas1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This

Grub Handler: Gamzee MakaraYou watched the indigo grub crawl across your lap. "Honk honk!" He put his front legs on your stomach, and looked up at you. "Gamzee...?" He honked again, as if saying it was him. You picked up the Grub, and smiled. He was so adorable! "Well... aren't you just the cutest little thing~!" You pecked him on the head, making him squeak in delight. You put him on your lap, and he slwoly made his way to the floor. He raced toward an empty, over-turned, Faygo bottle. "Honk!" He grabbed the bottle with all six legs, and rolled over onto his back, playing with the bottle. You quickly grabbed your phone, and started recording the scene in front of you.Grub Handler: Gamzee Makara1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This

Grub Handler: Equius ZahhakYou stared at the Grub in your lap, who was glaring up at you. "Equius...?!" He squeaked, understanding his name being called. He started wriggling in your hold, so you let him go. He started crawling around the floor, squealing and squeaking when he approached anything. You just stared at your Matesprit-turned-Grub. "Wha...? Uh..." You stared in shock as he lifted one of the robot parts he keeps around his hive. It was a head, and it was heavy. You know that for a fact. 'Even as a baby, he was strong as hell...' He threw the robot head against the wall, shattering the head and, nearly, breaking the wall. You gasped and headed for Equius, picGrub Handler: Equius Zahhak1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This

Grub Handler: Eridan Ampora"Glub!" "ERIDAN?! WHAT THE HELL?!" You stared at your Matesprit in horror. 'HOW?! WHAT?! ...WHAT?!' You held him at eye level, studying the Grub in your grip. "Oh my goodness." You mumbled in aw. He tilted his head to the side, purple eyes shining with childish curiosity. "You are so... ADORABLE~!" You pressed him to your face gently, and kissed him on the head. He smiled and squealed, liking the attention. He wriggled out of your grip, and landed on the couch. You watched as he made his way to the floor, inspecting anything, and everything, he came across. He suddenly stopped. "Eridan...?" "Wweh! Wweh!" He started crying, making you hurry ovGrub Handler: Eridan Ampora1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This

Grub Handler: Tavros NitramYou stared at the Grub, who looked up at you. "Tavros?" He squeaked. Your mouth dropped open. 'WHAT. THE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-' You sighed. Your eye twitched as you both had a little staring contest. Tavros blinked first, hiccuping a little. "Aww...!" You giggled. He wriggled in your hold, dropping to your lap. He crawled around the couch, his large horns hitting the back a lot. 'How can something so small carry... those?!' You stared at his horns in wonder. He started climbing off of the couch, but fell halfway down. "Tavros?!" You gasped. He almost landed on his head, but was stopped by his horns. Oh dear Lord you nearly laughed. He startedGrub Handler: Tavros Nitram1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This

Grub Handler: Sollux Captor"Thqueak!" You puffed your cheeks out, eyes wide. (A/N: Seriously, I do that when I get shocked. XD It looks funny.) You, slowly, released the air from your mouth, making the Grub laugh. "S-Sollux?" You pressed your lips into a line. 'Okay... Sollux has been turned into a baby... WTF. I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF A CHILD!' You mentally cried to yourself, doing a facepalm. Sollux squeaked in questioning, climbing to your shoulder. He must've sensed your frustration and unease, because he started nuzzling into your neck. You giggled, plucking him off of your shouler and holding him at eye level. "You're just adorable, aren't you? ...More adorable thanGrub Handler: Sollux Captor1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This

Grub HandlerGrub Handler1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were sitting at home, waiting for [Favorite Troll/Matesprit] to get home. He/She said they had something important to do. "Geez, how long is it gonna take...?" You sighed to yourself, and started heading for the door.
When you opened the door, you heard squeaking and squealing. "Huh?" You looked around and noticed a basket at your feet. "What the...?" You brought the basket inside, and put it on the table. You slowly removed the blanket, and something jumped out at you. "...OH MY GOD!" Your [Favorite Troll/Matesprit] had been turned into a grub! "Oh no...!"
(A/N: Choose the troll you want in the Desc.)

Grub Handler: Aradia MegidoThe dark red Grub crawled around your lap. "Aradia!" You stared at her, eyes wide. She crawled around her hive, small eyes shining with curiousity and adventure. She had a wide smile on her face. "Oh yeah," You chuckled to yourself. "Aradia is an adventurous one." She started climbing up a wall, making you keep your eyes glued to her. She started wriggling around the wall, then climbed back onto the floor. You sighed, jumping as your computer beeped. 'Its a file from Karkat...' He started pestering you.Grub Handler: Aradia Megido1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began Trolling [chumHandle] [C/H]--
CG: HEY, [NAME].
CG: OPEN THAT FILE.
CG: I MADE A GAME FOR YOU TO PLAY.
[C/

Grub Handler: Terezi Pyrope"Hehe Scree!" "Terezi?" She just laughed again, wriggling around on your lap. 'This is... what...THE HELL?!' The Grub jumped down from your lap, and ran towards one of the many scalemates in her hive. She leaped onto it, schreeching as she bounced. You chuckled as you watched her. '...Oh yeah! When she was Grub, she could see!' You thought, looking at her eyes. You had noticed they were a normal color. Well... normal for Trolls. She looked up, feeling your eyes on her. She squeaked at you cutely, making you smile. As she waddled back towards you, she noticed a drawing on the floor. It was an outline of a scalemate, left over from one of yourGrub Handler: Terezi Pyrope1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This

Grub Handler: Feferi Peixes"F-FEFERI?!" "Glub!" The grub in your arms squeaked, squirming in your grip. She wriggled out of your grip, and onto the couch. You stared at the grub in shock. 'H-how am I supposed to take care of a baby?! ... Grub... WHATEVER!!' Feferi was climbing all over the place. "Nononononononono!" You shot up from the couch, and raced to Feferi's trident. You grabbed her before she could fall on the points of the trident. She whipmered, squirming in your grip. "You're slippery, aren't y-OU!" She fell to the floor, making you yell. "G-glub!" She cried, curling into a ball. You, slowly, picked the crying Grub up. You sat on the couch and put her in youGrub Handler: Feferi Peixes1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This

Grub Handler: Vriska Serket'Vriska...?' You stared at the Grub in shock. She stared up at you, her tiny fangs poking out of her mouth. She screeched and jumped at your face. "AH!" She crawled on top of your head, screeching in delight. She jumped off, making you gasp, and she landed on the ground. You turned around on the couch and watched as she scurried down the hall. "Nonononononononono!" You jumped over the couch and followed her down the hall. She waddled into her room, and spotted her 8-ball. "Scree!" She scurried over to it as you entered the room. She climbed on top of it and started rolling on it. "Aw..." You had to admit, that was the cutest thing you'd everGrub Handler: Vriska Serket1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This

Labor: Stage 1: Phase 2 ##Phase 2: This is hard work##Labor: Stage 1: Phase 21 year ago in Romance More Like This
I breathed deeply, trying not to focus on the pain of the contractions. They were about 10 minutes apart now, so I called John's dad. He, John, and Karkat are staying over until its time to go to the hospital. Gamzee went upstairs to check the hospital bags and make last minute preperations. I looked to Karkat, who was sitting next to me. "Karkat..." "Huh?" "Can you help me up? I have to go to the bathroom." He nodded, standing. He started to pulled me up, when John's dad told him to stop. "Karkat. That's not how you help a pregnant woman up." He walked o

Candy Corn | Karkat x ReaderCandy Corn | Karkat x Reader7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Warning: Contains sexual themes, and language. Please be the mature one to read.
The grey short troll stood in a slouch against the wall. You stood on the opposite wiping blood away from his lip with your sleeve. It was strange; his blood was like a candy red, unlike your own.
"What the fuck," he stuttered when your hand came up to his face.
"Shut up you pussy. Even your burses are like a fuchsia colour, damn, so some guy just stuck his skated board out of no where?"
"I told you it was that Strider kid. Fucking Strider!"
"But you don't know which Strider " it wasn't really a question but he answered it anyways.
"He had a hat on, I

Scandalous Fanfiction.You and Dirk were watching tv when his computer beeped. "[Name], can you answer it? I don't wanna get up." You scoffed at your otaku friend. "Lazy." "Thank you." He smirked. You laughed and went to his computer. 'undyingUmbrage? Who's that?' You shrugged and answered the dude.Scandalous Fanfiction.1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
-- undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT] at 12: 17 pm --
uu: DIRK.
uu: LET'S PLAY A GAME.
TT: Lol I'm not Dirk, bro. XD
uu: WHAT?
TT: I'm his friend [Name].
uu: SERIOUSLY? OKAY. WHERE IS DIRK?
TT: Sitting on his ass and being lazy. :I Why?
uu: WELL. WE CAN PLAY A GAME INSTEAD.
You stared at the screen. "Hey, Dirk?" You called to him. "Yeah?"

Labor: Stage 3: Baby Time ##Stage 3##Labor: Stage 3: Baby Time1 year ago in Romance More Like This
A nurse came in a while later, while Dave and Karkat were in here. "Ms. [Last name], have you been feeling anything unusual since the birth?" I thought for a moment. "Y-yeah, actually. It feels like I'm still having contractions. Not bad though." The boys looked at me while the nurse nodded. "Alright ma'am. I'm gonna need you to start pushing again." I looked to Gamzee, confused. "Why?" He asked. "Well, we have to get the placenta out." She looked at me, smiling at my shocked face. "Don't worry. The placenta has no bones or organs, it'll be MUCH easi

Road To Parenthood: Month 5 ##Month 5##Road To Parenthood: Month 51 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Ugh... I'm getting sick of these appointments..." I groaned as Gamzee and I waited for Dr. Stillman to come in. I hate waiting. So much. Gamzee looked at me. "Same here, sis. Although," 'Although what?' "I was online last night, looking up a month-by-month pregnancy chart-" "Why?" I stared at him, wide eyed. "I was, uh, just learning more about human pregnancy." He blushed, making me laugh. "Okay. Continue." "Anyway, I found out that this is the month we can find out if we got ourselves a lil Gamzee, or a lil [Name]." I smiled, shaking my head. Dr. Stillman

Grub Handler: Nepeta Leijon"Mew~! Mew!" You yelled as the Grub, known as Nepeta, jumped at your face. She squeaked as you pried her off of your face. "Geez..." You stared at Nepeta, who looked back at you with wide, olive eyes. Your eyebrow twitched, as you tried not to squeal. She tilted her ehad to the side, making a sound between a squeal and meow. 'That's it...' You broke. "Aaawww~!" You started cuddling Nepeta, making her squeal and meow in delight. "You are so CUTE~!" Nepeta licked your cheek. 'Her tongue IS like a cat's!' You had always wondered. You put her down on the couch. She made a giggling sound as she jumped on the cushion. Your phone buzzed, making youGrub Handler: Nepeta Leijon1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This

Headbutt2 (SolluxXReader)##headbutt2##Headbutt2 (SolluxXReader)9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
##Reader##
You were sitting at your computer, searching something sexy for you and Sollux, when you heard buzzing. 'If Sollux's bees got out again, I swear...' You thought. You stood and turned, only to be headbutted, softly, in the stomach. You looked down at Sollux, who was buzzing and nudging your stomach continously. "Sollux..." He looked up at you, before headbutting you again. "What in the sweet fuck are you doing?" He giggled and kept buzzing. You rubbed your forehead and sat back down, ignoring the buzzing and heabutting at your back and shoulders.
"Bee... Behavior... Headbutting," you mumbled as you typed. You clicke

Road To Parenthood: Month 4 ##Month 4##Road To Parenthood: Month 41 year ago in Romance More Like This
Gamzee walked into the extra room with two glasses of water. He handed me one, which I gladly took. "I think we chose the right motherfuckin' color." Gamzee looked around the room, inspecting the light purple walls. "Yeah. We did." I sighed, sitting on a folding chair that I put in here. "Woo... even painting tires me out now..." "You need to take a break?" Gamzee was next to me in an instant. He's been more worried and protective lately. It might be a Troll thing, or a new father thing. But I think it's cute. Its nice to feel the lov

Road To Parenthood PrologueI stared at my empty fridge in anger. 'Why do I have no food? ...Oh yeah, Dave and John ate it all.' I had a sleep over with my human friends the other day, and John and Dave at all of my food. I shut the fridge and sighed. I picked up my phone, about to call a pizza place, when it rang. I jumped, then looked at the caller I.D. 'Karkat?' I answered it. "Hello?" "Hey, [Name]! Ya wanna come over for a..." I heard him move away from the phone. "What did you call it again, Egbert?" 'John...' I felt my eye twitch at the sound of John's name. "A movie night?" I snapped back from my fantasy of kicking John until he gave me more money. "What?" "Do yoRoad To Parenthood Prologue1 year ago in Romance More Like This

Eridan x Reader: Journal You slammed your journal shut and threw the pen across the room.Eridan x Reader: Journal8 months ago in Humor More Like This
No-one could ever know what you put in there. That pen could be some sort of clue. You chucked the journal behind the headboard of your bed. Only you could reach back there. You had the most wonderful invention ever, the dinosaur head-pick up-trigger-thing that you had no idea what its official name was. You stored that in hiding in your closet too. Once you filled that thing up, you'd throw it in a fire and watch it burn. Burn, you say. If anyone did see it, you'd stick a knife through their mouth so they could tell no-one.

Labor: Stage 1: Phase 3 ##Phase 3: Okay. I'll go home and come back tomorrow!##Labor: Stage 1: Phase 31 year ago in Romance More Like This
John and Mr. Egbert grabbed the hospital bags. "Karkat, Gamzee. You two get her up and into the car. We'll put the bags in the trunk." John said as he and his dad booked it to the car. Karkat helped me stand, and Gamzee stood next to me. They started helping me to the car. "Guys... I'm fine now. It's not phase three. Just a really bad Braxton-hicks. But... it's better to go ahead and head to the hospital." We got into the car and started our merry trip to the maternity ward.
##Later##
I was sitting indian style in my hospital bed. It was helping with

Road To Parenthood: Month 2 ##Month 2##Road To Parenthood: Month 21 year ago in Romance More Like This
Another day, another morning of vomiting into the toilet. I was hunched over the white bowl, trrying to breathe again. Once I caught my breath, I lifted my head from the toilet. "GAMZEE!" My voice cracked slightly from the burning pain in my throat. I heard two sets of footsteps and saw John and Karkat. I raised my eyebrow. "Where's," I coughed. "Gamzee?" Karkat sighed as he got a wet rag and wiped my face for me. He may act like an ass, but he was a nice guy when his friends were hurting. "He went to the store with Kanaya and Rose. Rose said that

Grub Handler: Kanaya Maryam"K-Kanaya?" The Grub looked up at you, wriggling in your hold. She looked adorable! ...Even though you hate bugs... She squealed, trying to get off of the couch. You let her go, watching her carefully. You studied her as she examined her environment. 'She's just... so cute!' She crawled back over to you, climbing up your leg. You giggled, picking her off of your thigh and holder her at eye level. She made a noise that sounded like giggling. You smiled at her, jumping a little when your phone went off. "Pon Pon wei wei wei" 'That's Nepeta.' Kanaya squeaked, mesmerized by the flashing phone. You picked up the phone and answered it. "Hello?" ":3Grub Handler: Kanaya Maryam1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This