RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que agarrar algo de dinero y no sé porque pero cuando salgo me gusta cargar una pistola, no se sabe si la necesitare. La estaba buscando, tenía miedo de que alguien supiera que tenía una pistola como pertenencia, la única persona que sabía era Margaret, y solo lo supo porque me sorprendió en una de nuestras cita
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Cambio de roles, parte 4Cambio de roles, parte 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-¡YA ERA HORA QUE APARECIERAN, PAR DE HOLGAZANES, MEJOR SERA QUE ME DEN UNA BUENA EXPLICACIÓN O ESTARAN DESPEDIDOS!- grito Benson todo rojo y molesto
- ¿Qué paso yo que hice?- pregunto Mordecai asustado
-¡Benson! Ya te dije que esos no son Mordecai y Rigby que conocemos- dijo Skips
-Disculpen, es la costumbre
-Te pareces mucho al Benson que conocemos- le dije
Después de la confusión, Mordecai y Rigby comenzaron a comentar todos los acontecimientos que le habían ocurrido, nada fuera de lo común en sus vidas, todo se resumía a su vida diaria en la cafetería, cosa que dejo confundido a Skips y Benson, porque ellos decían que Eileen y yo éramos las que trabajábamos en la cafetería, no llegábamos a nada.
-Esto es muy confuso, parece como si se hubieran cambiado los roles, todo lo que me dicen Eileen y tu lo han hecho Mordecai y Rigby, y todo lo que me han contado de la cafetería en realidad te ocurre a ti y
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 1Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling
I had this song stuck in my head all day, so I decided to sing it as I cleaned the diner known as 'The Palace'. My mother had owned it before she passed away two years ago. Now I live with my Step father Joe Milward and my half siblings Cher and Niall Milward. I on the other hand am Harry Styles.
Niall and Cher are heteropaternal superfecundation twins, meaning they are twins with different fathers. Mom realized soon after marrying him how horrible Joe was. So she would on occasion have an affair when she just felt to alone to stand it. Niall's dad she had intended on divorcing Joe for but one day he didn't show at there meeting place, he had been in a car crash and died. After that the twins were born Joe was worse then before. He really didn't and still doesn't like Niall, but no where near as much as he detests me.
As the two unwanted kids Niall and I are really close but nothing like Niall is with Cher. Can't blame him since
Cadenky: Amor PequenoCadenky: Amor Pequeno2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Fué un día cuando la primavera había llegado (después de “misión romántica”),Cadence y la Penguin Band estaban en sú iglú de ensayo de canciones.
Bob: ¿en serio quieres llamar a la canción la nieve es genial?
Cadence: sí ¿porqué no?
Bob: porque,Petey K ya tenía el nombre perfecto “La nieve apesta”.
Cadence: hem,Bob ¡ésto es Club Penguin! Una página para niños ¿Qué nos harían sí hubiéramos puesto aquél titulo a la canción?
Franky: Nos hubiéramos largado de aquí!
Bob: ¿he? Aún sigo creyendo que el anterior es mejor ¬¬
Cadence: ha,tú nunca serás diferente ¬n¬ y bueno, como ya hicimos la canción ¿qu
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Final ChapRags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Final Chap3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Harry came in at noon and we spent two hour but finally arranged a contract with him. On top of that he has a manager already. Olly had confirmed my suspicions about Harry being Rags before the announcement at the party. As a thanks for finding such a great new artist and inspiring him to record and sing at the ball, Mum promoted him, making him Harry Styles’, aka Rags, manager! Harry has a bunch of great songs already written and we’re expecting a debut album released in around just six months. I can already tell he’s going to exceed my high expectations.
I went into Mum’s office to talk to her about an idea I had but stopped short when I heard Eleanor’s voice flooding through the hallways sounding really pissed. I stopped outside the office door wondering if it was truly safe to enter. “Louis, just get in here!” Mum called. I cursed and entered immediately wanting to run away when seeing the two women’s expressions and the ma
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 7Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Eh yeah about that Louis went back to do the auditions." No. Im not sure why, although it might have something to do with being locked in a closet, but I have this horrid feeling that Louis is going to be duped.
"Anyhow I've got the keys." Liam said thorough the door and the door knob started rattling as he attempted to find the right key. "There!" He said the door opened to reveal a sheepishly grinning Liam. "Sorry I took so lo-" I cut him off with a hug then took off running to the auditorium.
I swung open the doors prepared to sweep Louis off his feet. I would do it. I would tell him the truth. What I wasn’t prepared for was to see myself on stage. I stopped short in the walk way watching horrified. Someone was singing my song, someone had my suit from the party, someone was stealing my Louis’ heart.
The song ended and Louis and his mother went up to congratulate Rags and welcome them into they’re company. Happy ending right, bu
Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.Attack of the 50ft Twins8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 5Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I couldn't believe this. Step dad or not, shouldn't this qualify has stealing! Harry's face when he took the invite, I gotta do something. We were the ones invited, we told Louis we'd be there, it'd be rude not to go and weather he realizes it or not, I know Harry likes him.
"hey Niall." I jumped at the sound of our chef Ed's voice, who had just witnessed the scene from behind the kitchen counter on the other side of the room. "What did Joe say to Harry? He looked pretty upset." feeling the need to vent I told him what had happened and even Ed, who also knows how awful Joe can be, was appalled that he did that. Ed sat staring down thinking.
"I have an idea.' he said grinning as he motioned for me to follow him into his room. It was piled high with junk and his long time girlfriend and waitress at the Palace, Taylor, was in there attempting to straighten things up a bit.
"Ed, You really need to stop bringing home every piece of junk you find.' she complained not e
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 6Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Niall! Thank god you're here. James and Cher are heading home!" Niall dropped the cookie he'd been devouring by the door and we ran out. The fastest thing we could do was run and pray that all the traffic would hold them back long enough for us to get back first. We ran for a good 4 blocks before stopping in the middle of town to call a tab.
"We need you get us to 'The Palace' as fast as possible!" I said handing the driver what was left of they money Ed and Taylor had lent us. The taxi spend off. Thankfully there was no traffic because of all the people being either at the party or at home cuz it was late.
We made it home and Niall and I immediately rushed to our rooms to change our clothes. I took off my tux jacket and looked out the window to see Joe and Cher getting out of a taxi. I changed faster then I have in my whole life and raced down stairs. Just as Joe was entering, I tied my black waiters apron around my waist and picked up a try of half eaten food.
RunawayAnthony stormed out of his house with a suitcase in hand and tears on his face. He furiously walked down the empty, cold street as he zipped up his jacket and shivered a bit. He pulled out his phone and checked the time as the bright light hit his face, making him squint a bit. 10:47 PM, he knew Ian was still awake. He speed-dialed his number and pressed the cold screen against his face.Runaway3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey Ian, it's me." Anthony said, trying to conceal the shrivel tone in his voice as there were still teardrops running down his toned face.
"Hey, man. What's up? Is everything ok?" Ian asked questionably worried.
"Not really...can I spend the night again?" Anthony sighed.
"Of course. I'll go set up the mattress."
"Thanks Ian, you're the best." Anthony smiled; Ian was always there for him.
"It's no problem. You're always welcome here. I'll see you in a bit then."
"Yeah, I'm almost to your street. See you." Anthony hung up his phone and placed it into his back pocket.
He then remembered that there were
Pinky's Baby - Ch. 7Of course, on one of the few days where the scientists weren't around, Pinky actually didn't feel like getting out of bed. He wasn't even mad that he couldn't run on his wheel, which was a first. Queasy and achy and tired, he pretended to be asleep for a lot longer than normal just because he didn't feel like moving, and he also didn't want Brain to worry at his lack of energy. The baby had plenty though, maybe she was taking some of his away. The alien probably was too, he'd moved around a little during the night, but it was so brief he probably wouldn't have noticed it if he wasn't so suspicious.Pinky's Baby - Ch. 73 years ago in Romance More Like This
The only thing that persuaded him to get up was that they were going to decorate the nursery since all the scientists were gone and wouldn't notice them (though they'd surely notice the nursery come Monday). Oh, and he wanted a pizza. With mushrooms and olives and pineapples and bacon. Half was for Sara Bella and the other half was for the alien. Cringing as he felt the baby's foot kick his
PerryShmirtz fan...PerryShmirtz fan...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You're a real PxD fan(addict) if...
...you've memorized every theme song that's developed when Dr. D and Perry are together...
...you think the name "PERRY" is nice for a girl...
...you go to any site on a daily basis and look for a anything related to PxD...
...you've made a fanfic...
...you've made a fanart...
...you screenshot every PxD fanservice moment you see in the show...
...you see Perry in a dress or as a girl and you recognize him, but others dont...
...you've had dreams about them...
...you think Peter-the-panda is a BOY FRIEND stealer...
...you see a scientist and already have Dr. D in your mind...
...you've created a fan-club or you're IN a fan-club...
...you think "It's About Time" is the most FANSERVICE-Y episode in the series...
...you subconciously draw/drew a PerryShmirtz art without you even noticing it...
...whenever you hear "Doof--" you remember Doofenshmirtz...
...whenever you hear "curse you--!" you remember Dr. D and Perry...
...you wanna dye your hai
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 2Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Next Day Harry's Pov.
I woke today setting up the dinner as normal but when I went to leave Joe stopped me. "Harry, before you do anything you need to take your sister's demo to Tommo records. They are having a talent search and the winner gets a recording deal. Cher is going to be a star." I rolled my eyes knowing exactly how ridiculous that sounded. " Don't worry maybe you will be able to clean the dressing room. Consider it a promotion." I just grabbed the cd out of his hand smiling and ran out. I swear the more time I spend with him the more I want to hit him and see if that knocks some actual sense into him.
I stared at the large towering building that is Tommo Records, becoming slightly nervous for some reason. Gulping I walked inside and spotted a box for the contest demos to be put it next to the information desk. Putting the disc in the box I noticed application forms on the desk.
"You here for the janitor job?" asked a young Japanese lookin
Smile for Me, Baby"Pinky! Stop it!" Brain squirmed, just managing to bop Pinky atop the head with his fist before his fingers came near his sides again. "I said stop!"Smile for Me, Baby3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"But Brain!" The taller mouse protested, crouched on his belly beside his cagemate. "You're all scowly-mean-mad. Tickling will make you feel all better!"
His brow twitched, his stomach clenching in trepidation as he kept a careful eye on those devious hands. "No, Pinky. It will not because I do not wish to endure such tomfoolery." Pink eyes narrowed as he observed how his companion's fingers wiggled dangerously. "No."
Pinky sat up and pouted, his tail flicking in a manner akin to an annoyed cat. "I just wanted to help."
"You can help by leaving me be." Brain pointed to the other side of the cage, trying to ignore how a simple look could make him feel guilty. He didn't want to be tickled!
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
What Makes You BeautifulClang.What Makes You Beautiful3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"No!" A redhead called to his friend through his laughter "Buford wrong side wrong side!" The bully immediately turned to face his friend "Weld it beside Ferb!"
"Ferb, man!" the teenager called in teasing exasperation "You could have told me!"
"I'm the man of action" the Brit replied, flashing a smirk at his brother when nobody else was looking
"Ferb! I know what we're going to do today!" Phineas exclaimed through giggles "We'll teach Buford how to weld! He clearly needs the lesson!"
Phineas approached his brother, blueprints in hand, and handed one side to Ferb, pulling it up so their faces were hiding. Once securely hidden from their friends, Ferb's stoic mask dropped and he snickered.
"Nice, Ferb" the redhead teased, voice a hushed whisper "I'm calling sabotage"
Ferb snorted and opened his mouth to retort, but it snapped shut when Isabella approached. He shot a quick apologetic glance at his brother before dropping the blueprint and hurrying away to join Buford and Bal
Elevator (Larry Stylinson)Elevator (Larry Stylinson)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
''Harry we cant! this is a public place. I cannot do this.'' I say as Harry pushes me down the hall of elevators.
''Can't this. Can't that. You aren't afraid of getting caught, are you Boo?'' Harry teased while laughing.
That cheeky bastard. I try to turn around. ''Harry let's just go.'' It was too late. We were already at the elevator doors. He pushes the button while holding me. I hate that I like the feel of his arms around me at this moment. *Ding* The elevator opens. He pushes me inside. I'm still protesting. The doors close.
''Harry, I'm not having sex in an elevator!'' I yell at him.
''Why not?'' He grabs me from behind and starts kissing the back of my neck. He knows that's my week spot. He moves my t-shirt over a bit so my shoulder is exposed. He lightly bites me.
My knees almost gave out. That was..new.. and it felt so good. He knows just what to do,how did he know how to turn me on?! I turn around and slam him to the wall, smashing my mouth to his.
''You came aro
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
Pinky's Baby - Ch. 3Lying there was obviously getting to him. Brain's pats didn't settle him and he kept squinting at his drawings as if the squiggles were displeasing him. The jacks and the single mahjong tile had gotten into an epic battle and were now discarded on the floor, and Pinky was left restless and bored. And while Brain would've been just fine with a day of required bedrest, he understood his companion well enough to know that he was suffering after just a day.Pinky's Baby - Ch. 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
His stitches were healing, though, a pleasant sign of their remarkable healing time. So the megalomaniac decided that allowing Pinky to sit up was worth a try. Just so long as they were careful about it. He went over to the bed and moved the tray out of his way, holding out his hand to take the crayon. "Give me that, Pinky. I'm going to help you sit up."
Blue eyes that had been dimmed from boredom suddenly lit up. "I can leave the bed now?" He handed the crayon over, the others had long since thrown themselves overboard in an attempt to
A New SuitOr, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France (Before Actually Visiting France)"A New Suit3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a school night when Perry chuted down into his secret base for an unscheduled mission, stumbling in the dark for a moment before locating the light switch. He'd be pleased when HQ got off of this whole "going green" kick. It was starting to give him more bruises than the average mission.
Perry slipped into his chair and pulled out his notebook. The monitor above him winked on, and he let out a slight sigh of relief. The camera was in focus and was not about to be subjected to the sight of Major Monogram's underclothing yet again.
The major cleared his throat.
"Good Morning Agent P," he began, above the buzz of the speakers. "Your mission for today is a bit different than the usual fare. We've been reading Dr. Doofenshmirtz's mail—by which I mean we've been intercepting his deliveries and replacing his postman with one of our operatives because, as you know, opening someone else's mai
Regular Depression ch 1Regular Depression ch 14 years ago in Settings More Like This
There was a knock at the door at an apartment, where a depressed man lies. He was lying down in his bed, not moving an inch, but wasn't asleep though. It was raining outside. The Apartment was filled with silence. He could hear the rain tapping up against the window shield. It was also cold inside the apartment. The man shivered, also chattered his teeth. He tucked himself under the covers to prevent himself from getting cold, since he didn't even bother to turn on the thermostat.
Another knock was at the door, this time the male stood up in his bed and they got out of it. He stands up very slowly and started walking towards his door of the apartment, about to answer it. While he walked, he past a lot of things and some trash that was in the floor, kicking or dragging it across the floor with his feet, without a care. Some beer cans where on the floor too, also TV dinner boxes, some clothes, and some half used cigarettes. All was kicked,
Ianthony- Marriage It was a special day for Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla. They were getting married. Months earlier, Anthony proposed to Ian at a party on top of a roof. They were kissing and Anthony slipped the ring on Ian's left hand. Ian saw it, said yes and kissed Anthony. Now those months went by quickly and now, they were to marry today. Ian couldn't wait until he saw Anthony and said "I do" to him. Anthony was the same way, wanting Ian but he was a little nervous. The boys agreed earlier in the week to do a Lunchtime With Smosh at the reception but Anthony wanted their fans to see them wed so they decided to film the ceremony.Ianthony- Marriage3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I can't wait until I see Ian! But I'm a little nervous" Anthony said to his mom.
"I wish you would marry an actual girl but Ian's OK" his mom replied.
Minutes later, the ceremony began. Anthony was watching Ian walk down the aisle with his mom.