RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que agarrar algo de dinero y no sé porque pero cuando salgo me gusta cargar una pistola, no se sabe si la necesitare. La estaba buscando, tenía miedo de que alguien supiera que tenía una pistola como pertenencia, la única persona que sabía era Margaret, y solo lo supo porque me sorprendió en una de nuestras cita
Cambio de roles, parte 4Cambio de roles, parte 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-¡YA ERA HORA QUE APARECIERAN, PAR DE HOLGAZANES, MEJOR SERA QUE ME DEN UNA BUENA EXPLICACIÓN O ESTARAN DESPEDIDOS!- grito Benson todo rojo y molesto
- ¿Qué paso yo que hice?- pregunto Mordecai asustado
-¡Benson! Ya te dije que esos no son Mordecai y Rigby que conocemos- dijo Skips
-Disculpen, es la costumbre
-Te pareces mucho al Benson que conocemos- le dije
Después de la confusión, Mordecai y Rigby comenzaron a comentar todos los acontecimientos que le habían ocurrido, nada fuera de lo común en sus vidas, todo se resumía a su vida diaria en la cafetería, cosa que dejo confundido a Skips y Benson, porque ellos decían que Eileen y yo éramos las que trabajábamos en la cafetería, no llegábamos a nada.
-Esto es muy confuso, parece como si se hubieran cambiado los roles, todo lo que me dicen Eileen y tu lo han hecho Mordecai y Rigby, y todo lo que me han contado de la cafetería en realidad te ocurre a ti y
Love never dies -Chapter 1 LOVE NEVER DIESLove never dies -Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1 – Memories
They say that love is like a game, you can get in it for a lot of time, but you'll always leave, no matter what… well, my game started 14 years ago… I am Stompin' Bob, the bassist of the famous Penguin Band, but something happened and we don't play our instruments a lot right now…
Anyways, like I was saying, my game started 14 years ago, when I was 5 years old… I was in a playground, surrounded by a lot of people I didn't know and they seemed to be happy, with nothing to worry about. I was really afraid of talking to someone because I thought that everybody would hate me… when I turned back and saw a penguin in a corner, talking to some furry small things, one of them came near to me and I petted it, when I suddenly felt a bucket or something really hard that hit me in th
Una Aventura Pervertida Parte 6 Semi Final~Ultimos Capitulos uwu~Una Aventura Pervertida Parte 6 Semi Final2 years ago in Letters More Like This
- Franky se sienta en una silla cerca de Cadence y se queda dormido... raramente(? -
Franky: - En un sueño(? - ... Espera ¿Y Cadence? ... Agh...
- Se levanta de la silla y va directo a la sala -
Franky: ¿Cadence? ¿Cadende en dond est...? Ah...
Cadence: Hola Franky - Lo besa -
Franky: ¿No tenias que estar descansando en tu cuarto?
Cadence: ¿Descansar? ¿Cuando estas aqui conmigo? ¿Y solos?
Franky: - Mira a su alrededor - ¿Y los demás?
Cadence: Franky... ellos se fueron para que nos dejaran aqui... No quiero descansar ahora...
Franky: ¿Estas diciendome que...?
Cadence: Hay que hacerlo... - Se tira al piso - ¿Te unes?
Franky: ... Pero Cadence... tienes que descansar...
Cadence: Estoy sana Franky... ¿No me quieres revisar?
Franky: ... Muy bien... - Se tira al piso con la Cadence -
- Despues pasan gemidos sexuales ewe... pero ya con la realidad(? -
Franky: - Dormido y sonrojado-
Cadence: - Se queda viendo a Franky - Este pequeño sueña cosas pervertidas...
Franky: - Em
You'll Be In My Heart (Mr. Peabody and Sherman)Mr. Peabody sighed exhaustibly as he continued to rock his crying boy. It was one of those nights when Sherman refused to go to sleep, no matter what Peabody did. He had already checked Sherman's diaper, he wasn't hungry, it seemed that nothing was working. He had been sitting in the rocking chair for almost ten minutes but nothing.You'll Be In My Heart (Mr. Peabody and Sherman)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
He desperately tried to remember what those countless parenting websites and books said about babies refusing to sleep. Diaper change? Nope. Hungry? Nope. Rocking? Doing that. C'mon Peabody, He thought. Think, what else is there? And then it hit him.
It was the one thing he had dreaded and hoped he wouldn't have to do. In all his years, Mr. Peabody couldn't recall having to sing, actually he didn't think he had sung anything up until now. He looked down at the baby still crying in his arms. There must have been something, anything that could work, just not a lullaby.
"Come now Sherman, calm down, it's alright." He said in attempt to sooth his boy
Mordecai Y su familia.Mordecai Y su familia.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mordecai y el día de traer las familias al parque
Era el día de traer la familia al parque, todos esperaban con ansias a sus familias, Rigby esperaba a Don su hermano, Papaleta a su padre Maellard, Benson a su hermana y padre, Skips estaba de vacaciones (Porque? no se XD)y Musculoso y Fantasmano, en la casa de su NO antes mencionada madre de Musculoso (MAS MENTIRA NO HAY XD). Pero algo estaba mal, ¿dónde estaría Mordecai?.
Si usted es muy sensible a lo triste, es mejor que no sigua leyendo, si no es así, !A LLORAR SE HA DICHO! :iconcryforeverplz: . También quiero decir que esto no es Morby, Mordaret, Mordeson, Rigleen y demás romances . Es, solo un Fan-fic triste y creería que corto, además me gustaría que critiquen ya que es mi primer Fan-fic :iconlaplz: Estoy ta emocionada . Espero que les guste .
Luego de que todas las familias llegaron a las casa en medio del parque, Rigby se dio cuenta muc
Boba Fett vs. PredatorBoba Fett vs. Predator5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Boba Fett vs. the Predator
The galaxy's best bounty hunter goes toe to toe with the galaxy's best game hunter.
Height-1.83 meters (6 feet)
Weight-? Likely estimate is late 100's to early/mid 200's
-constructed from duraplast, allowing it to sustain a great deal of damage without degrading
-wears a power armor liner. This liner shirt has a micro energy field projector and two layers of thin ceramic plates, in order to disperse physical and blast impacts, reducing injuries and likelihood of knockdowns. The power liner also gives him increased protection from fire, acid, intense heat, and cold.
-His main clothing is a reinforced armor mesh battle/flight suit. The inner lining of the suit blocks poisons and corrosives for a period of time
Long-Range weapons: DXR-6 disruptor rifle and jet-pack rocket
-The DX6-6 disruptor rifle produced by the Tenloss Criminal Syndicate. The weapon is so fearsome, it was outlawed by the New Republic. Its could disintegrate matter at the mole
TSBtP: Chapter 1Shortly after Doofenshmirtz was arrested and thrown in prison for his crimes against humanity, the citizens of his Doofania Tri-State Area rose up as one against the remaining Normbots that weren't wired to the self-destruct button that was activated.TSBtP: Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Firestorm Girls were having a field day attacking the remaining Normbots wherever they could be found. All across the Danville, you could see the debris from the destroyed Normbots as they retreated in panic.
At the Googolplex Mall, the two brilliant stepbrothers named Phineas and Ferb were ignoring all the chaos that the fall of Doofenshmirtz brought and were in an abandoned Macy's store which, ironically, was still fully stocked, trying to find a new signature outfit to wear now that they wouldn't have to wear their Resistance uniforms.
"Hey Phineas," Ferb said, knocking on the changing room door. "Aren't you done yet?"
Phineas grinned to himself. "Well, I was about to ask you the same question," the 11-year-old boy replied. "Hold o
The Grammar Nazi Handbook v1.0The Grammar Nazi Handbook v1.09 years ago in Humor More Like This
It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. Examples are rife throughout history wherein freak wormholes carry otherwise harmless words through rips in the fabric of the universe. What is not as well known, however, is that these rips in the space-time continuum traverse not only our universe, but other universes. Universes that are quite similar to our own, but differ in details so small as to be barely noticeable.
Imagine a world where perfect grammar is not only requested—it is required by law. A world where split infinitives merit jail time. A world where a sentence ended in a preposition is punishable by death.
Richard's English essay was not going well. Two thousand words on The Catcher in the Rye were not immediately forthcoming. He stared blankly at his computer screen for several moments, wondering what he could write as an in
Crossing Sides: Chapter 1Crossing Sides: Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a typical day on the YFM bus. What was supposed to be a practice session turned into a full-blown argument between Benatar and Axel. DeeJay would usually step in and stop it, but things got a bit out of control this time.
"Puff said he'll let me sing in one song!" Axel hollered. "But noooo! You have to hog most of the lines!"
"You're just jealous that the fans like me more!" Benatar argued.
"At least I don't have to worry about my looks!" Axel defended.
They went on for hours. Eventually, they said things that are so inappropriate, I can't even censor them. So because of that, I'll just skip to the part that's VERY important to the plot.
"You think it's easy being me?" Benatar angrily asked. "I bet you wouldn't last a whole month in my shoes!"
"My life is just as hard as yours!" Axel responded. "You don't even know what it's like being me!"
And then other words were said before they stormed off in opposite directions. "Something tells me we won't be practicing for a while," Puff
YFM Minutes In Heaven: Intro"This is so...boring."YFM Minutes In Heaven: Intro3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You sat on the couch in Puff's house, irritated by the lack of excitement the party had. The only reason why you had agreed to go was because, according to Benatar, you would be the only girl there. As you looked around the place, you counted 10 girls...yeah, the only one. You cursed your inability to say no to the Brit.
"Can someone please do something interesting?" You called out to the crowd. Axel, who was sitting a few feet from you, chuckled.
"Come on, _____. It's a party!" he said to you. "Have a beer, enjoy yourself!"
"You know I don't like to drink, Axel," you reminded him.
Puff took notice to your outburst. "Not having fun, huh? Well I think I have the remedy for that!" He then got up onto a chair and shouted, "Listen up, party people! We're gonna play seven minutes in heaven!"
A cheer came from the half-drunken crowd.
"But," the singer continued. "It's my party, so there are gonna be a few rule changes! First of all, it's going to take place in my bedro
mi historia cadenky [part-1]Cadence se había ido a casa de la Penguin Band por que estaban escribiendo una canción y se hizo muy de noche para que cadence regresara a casa, así que se tenia que quedarmi historia cadenky [part-1]2 years ago in Letters More Like This
Cadence: me tengo que ir!!!
Stompi bob: lo lamento, pero es demasiado de noche y es muy peligroso
Petey k: es cierto, y si te pierdes de camino
Cadence: yo ya e venido un montón de veces, yo me se muy bien el camino de memoria
Petey k: pero si pasa como en la película de la noche del trineo viviente, y te comienza a perseguir un trineo VIVIENTE!!!
Cadence: Petey, no existen los trineos viviente
G-billy: pero si existen los experimentos fallidos de Gary... jejej
Franky: Cadence, es mejor que te quedes, además Lolz esta aquí, no necesitas irte a casa para darle de comer ni nada parecido
Cadence: creo que es cierto esta muy oscuro y no tengo nada importante que hacer, así que mejor me quedo
Franky se va a mostrarle el cuarto a Cadence
Stompi bob: a Franky si le hizo caso Cadence ¿¿¿por que???
petey k: por que le gusta
AFJ Reviews: Dark Knight TrilogyAFJ Reviews: Dark Knight Trilogy3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
ArtFanJa55 Reviews: The Dark Knight Trilogy
Warning: I'm going to be spoiling the first two movies not so much of the third movie because of the film being so recent. for all you spoiler nuts, Read at your own risk.
Plot Summary: At the beginning of Batman Begins we are shown in Bruce Wayne's perspective from the tragic moment as a child, his attempt to kill a criminal before one of Falcone's assasins beats him to the kill, exiles himself to gotham to learn about the criminal underworld, his meeting with Henri Ducard offering to train him to become a ninja in the League of Shadows led by Ra's Al Ghul, his defection from criminal orgainzation, and finally return to Gotham to become The Dark Knight we all know as Batman. When he finally becomes Batman he proceeds in the night taking out the number one crime boss Falcone and succeds. Not long afterwards his company cargo ship got raided and stole their experimental weapon that vaporises water, Batman investigates Jonathan C
Una Aventura Pervertida Parte 1- Un dia normal en la universidad de CP(? -Una Aventura Pervertida Parte 12 years ago in Letters More Like This
Maestro: Asique si mezclamos notas musicales se puede hacer una canción, pero no es tan sencillo... Se tiene que...(blablablabla(?)
Cadence: ಠ_ಠ Porque carajo vengo a estas clases si ya se hacer estas cosas...
Franky: Porque quieres estar junto a mi :V
Yo: - Haciendo un mini ruido con las uñs en la mesa - ಠ_ಠ .... Que maestro mas aburrido...
Petey K: ¿Tu crees que yo estoy divirtiendome?
Yo: 7-7... -Miro el reloj- Solo unos minutos mas.... QAQ
- 50 minutos despues (? -
Timbre: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN(?????????) (No,no hablamos con Rin de Vocaloid ಠ_ಠ(?)
Yo: -Dormida y despierto- ¿Ya se acabó la clase? ¡YAY!
Maestro: Jovenes... Aun no se van
Todos: Por que!? >:U
Maestro: Escriban la tarea y se pueden ir...
Yo: 7-7... Ya lo tengo apuntado desde que lo escribio :V
Maestro: Muy bien se puede ir...
Yo: Yay - Saco bomba de humo y la exploto y desaparesco(? -
Subject 01: Akari HimemiyaSubject 01: Akari Himemiya5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Edge Chronicles Ch. 01 – Subject 01: Akari Himemiya
By Kaisai (kaisai134)
Story contains female muscle growth and breast expansion.
As submitted to female-muscle-comics’ s Free Commission Giveaway contest.
Akari Himemiya stands in front of the mirror in the challenger's waiting room. She takes a deep breath and looks at herself in the mirror. She does not seem that opposing being 18 years old, standing 5' 0" with brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, and a body like that of a middle schooler. But underneath is a fighter who is strong, fast, and ready to take the championship.
"Just one more round. One more round and I will have taken the championship!"
Akari clenches her fist with determination.
Suddenly she hears a knock on the door.
"Two minutes left."
"Okay! I am ready. Just let me grab a drink first." Akari replies.
She looks in the fridge for a drink.
"Well this is new."
She eyes a bottle with a blue liqu
Subject 02: Hinako MoriyamaSubject 02: Hinako Moriyama5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Edge Chronicles Ch. 02 – Subject 02: Hinako Moriyama
By Kaisai (kaisai134)
Story contains female muscle growth and breast expansion.
It was just another ordinary day at Kamizaka Private Gakuen. The school has been around for a long time, and is in some need for repair. Hinako Moriyama is 168 cm tall with an athletic build, brown eyes, medium length black hair held up in a sporty ponytail and a large perky bust. She is one of the idols for the first years at the all-girls academy, excelling in sports. Right now, she is currently getting changing into her basketball uniform for after-school practice with the other members of the basketball team.
Hinako is standing in the girl’s locker room in her bra and panties. There is quite noticeable muscle definition on her frame. All of the first-year members just stare in awe and wonder.
One of the girls finally speaks up. “Moriyama-senpai, how did you get so built?”
Crossing Sides: Chapter 2Crossing Sides: Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Axel got up in alarm. "Wait, this can't be right," he said. Then he looked at his own body.
Benatar quickly ran over to the bathroom and looked at his reflection in the mirror. He yelped as he got out. "This can't be right!" he exclaimed. "I look like some prep school loser!"
"Okay, what's going on?" Puff asked, confused by Axel and Benatar's behavior.
"Aren't you familiar with the movie Freaky Friday?" DeeJay asked in response. "They must have swapped bodies overnight! Axel is Benatar and Benatar is Axel!" (A/N: Which is why the two will be called by their actual names from now on.)
"That's the most [censored] idea ever!" Puff said. "There's no such thing as magic!"
"Then why am I in a [censored] pretty boy's body?" Axel angrily asked.
"Sounds like something Axel would say," DeeJay told Puff. "And we all know Benatar doesn't swear."
"Okay, fine," Puff said. "So they swapped bodies. How are we going to fix it?"
"Well, I certainly hope it's fixed by tonight," Benatar said. "I can't let
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Crossing Sides: Chapter 3Crossing Sides: Chapter 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The morning rehearsals were disastrous. Axel might have been good on guitar, but he wasn't exactly good at singing due to using the wrong pitch on the wrong note. Benatar was terrible as the drummer despite having Axel's talent. He learned it was tougher than he thought the hard way. And thanks to those two, Puff decided to put their gigs on hold until the body-swapping issue was over.
That afternoon, Axel had to get ready for seeing Bethany at her house. The others knew from the music video recordings for Take Over the World that Benatar was the only one in the band who wasn't lousy when it comes to looking presentable. (A/N: For those of you who didn't notice in the music video, Axel did a poor job with putting on a tie properly, while Puff and DeeJay cheated with an elastic tie and a clip-on respectively.)
"This is ridiculous," Axel complained. "Why do I have to take a shower for hanging out with a girl?"
"We can't let anyone know about this swapping thing," Puff pointed out. "So un
Murdering Mary SueMurdering Mary SueMurdering Mary Sue7 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Every aspiring writer has met her at least once, whether in his own works or in those of others. The alluring temptation of a perfect character taunts the author from one side while his muse urges him to keep writing from the other. Who wouldn't love her? She's the most beautiful, talented, fantastic woman in the universe, with not a flaw in sight. Every woman wants to be her; every man wants to marry her, so why would anyone want to kill her? Who would want to murder Mary Sue?
I would. I and many greater authors have been working hard to keep this succubus in her proper place: the trash can. Mary Sue is one of the worst enemies of good fiction, second only to poor spelling and grammar. And the seductress tempts even the most cautious writer. Her many disguises can make her difficult to spot, allowing her to weave her way into every plot twist and turn, slowly destroying the author's work. By the time shes found, she may have done so much damage that the
Que tan lejos se ouede llegar por un amor? cap 5Que tan lejos se ouede llegar por un amor? cap 56 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tikal y sonic seguían susurrando y el erizo verde gira observando a tikal.
:iconpoker-faceplz: no sabía que estabas aquí
El erizo se sentó en una silla a solo una de tikal pero este venia no por castigo...
Pasaron las horas y el director les permitió la salida y sonic y tikal se despidieron ya que tikal debía hablar con rouge si ella era la ladrona de las esmeraldas
Sonic caminaba por el pasillo hacia la tienda donde se encuentra a amy.
Amy:- al fin saliste de detención ven vayamos a soleana! Por un chillidog!
Sonic:- *pensamiento el en una pradera besando a uno de ellos* ?)
Amy:-*chasqueo de dedos*
Sonic:- oh si! Dejame voy por una cosa y vuelvo
El fingía esa excusa pero no podía dejar a su amor delicioso esperando en el plato que no va a tocar.
Corrió hacia el patio allí estaban knucles y tails
Sonic:- pero! Que carajos te pasa!?
Michael:- ya sabes facker! Si a
el regreso de Ivana!!! [parte-5]Unos 45 minutos despuésel regreso de Ivana!!! [parte-5]2 years ago in Letters More Like This
Franky: al fin estoy listo
Ivana: entonces ya puedes abrir la puerta??? OuO
Franky: ok *abre* esperaba que la puerta rompiera la cadena de las esposas
Ivana: im-po-si-ble, es de uno de los materiales más resistentes de todo Club Penguin
Franky: y donde las conseguiste???
Ivana: Rookie, sé que no sabes abrir esta puerta
Rookie: claro que sí sé *abre la puerta*
Ivana: cierto, si sabes *se va corriendo*
Rookie: que paso….. ah si, IVANA ESCAPO!!!!
Ivana: uuuuh, esto será útil en algún momento *agarra una esposas y se marcha de ahí*
Ivana: por ahí
Cadence: *llega donde Franky con un hermoso traje* ya estoy lista
Franky: te ves hermosa
Steve Jobs Stanford Commencement Speech 2005I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I’ve ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That’s it. No big deal. Just three stories.Steve Jobs Stanford Commencement Speech 20056 months ago in Emotional More Like This
The first story is about connecting the dots.
I dropped out of Reed College after the first 6 months, but then stayed around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out?
It started before I was born. My biological mother was a young, unwed college graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption. She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife. Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl. So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night