RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que agarrar algo de dinero y no sé porque pero cuando salgo me gusta cargar una pistola, no se sabe si la necesitare. La estaba buscando, tenía miedo de que alguien supiera que tenía una pistola como pertenencia, la única persona que sabía era Margaret, y solo lo supo porque me sorprendió en una de nuestras cita
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 1Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling
I had this song stuck in my head all day, so I decided to sing it as I cleaned the diner known as 'The Palace'. My mother had owned it before she passed away two years ago. Now I live with my Step father Joe Milward and my half siblings Cher and Niall Milward. I on the other hand am Harry Styles.
Niall and Cher are heteropaternal superfecundation twins, meaning they are twins with different fathers. Mom realized soon after marrying him how horrible Joe was. So she would on occasion have an affair when she just felt to alone to stand it. Niall's dad she had intended on divorcing Joe for but one day he didn't show at there meeting place, he had been in a car crash and died. After that the twins were born Joe was worse then before. He really didn't and still doesn't like Niall, but no where near as much as he detests me.
As the two unwanted kids Niall and I are really close but nothing like Niall is with Cher. Can't blame him since
Cadenky: Amor PequenoCadenky: Amor Pequeno2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Fué un día cuando la primavera había llegado (después de “misión romántica”),Cadence y la Penguin Band estaban en sú iglú de ensayo de canciones.
Bob: ¿en serio quieres llamar a la canción la nieve es genial?
Cadence: sí ¿porqué no?
Bob: porque,Petey K ya tenía el nombre perfecto “La nieve apesta”.
Cadence: hem,Bob ¡ésto es Club Penguin! Una página para niños ¿Qué nos harían sí hubiéramos puesto aquél titulo a la canción?
Franky: Nos hubiéramos largado de aquí!
Bob: ¿he? Aún sigo creyendo que el anterior es mejor ¬¬
Cadence: ha,tú nunca serás diferente ¬n¬ y bueno, como ya hicimos la canción ¿qu
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Final ChapRags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Final Chap3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Harry came in at noon and we spent two hour but finally arranged a contract with him. On top of that he has a manager already. Olly had confirmed my suspicions about Harry being Rags before the announcement at the party. As a thanks for finding such a great new artist and inspiring him to record and sing at the ball, Mum promoted him, making him Harry Styles’, aka Rags, manager! Harry has a bunch of great songs already written and we’re expecting a debut album released in around just six months. I can already tell he’s going to exceed my high expectations.
I went into Mum’s office to talk to her about an idea I had but stopped short when I heard Eleanor’s voice flooding through the hallways sounding really pissed. I stopped outside the office door wondering if it was truly safe to enter. “Louis, just get in here!” Mum called. I cursed and entered immediately wanting to run away when seeing the two women’s expressions and the ma
Cambio de roles, parte 4Cambio de roles, parte 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-¡YA ERA HORA QUE APARECIERAN, PAR DE HOLGAZANES, MEJOR SERA QUE ME DEN UNA BUENA EXPLICACIÓN O ESTARAN DESPEDIDOS!- grito Benson todo rojo y molesto
- ¿Qué paso yo que hice?- pregunto Mordecai asustado
-¡Benson! Ya te dije que esos no son Mordecai y Rigby que conocemos- dijo Skips
-Disculpen, es la costumbre
-Te pareces mucho al Benson que conocemos- le dije
Después de la confusión, Mordecai y Rigby comenzaron a comentar todos los acontecimientos que le habían ocurrido, nada fuera de lo común en sus vidas, todo se resumía a su vida diaria en la cafetería, cosa que dejo confundido a Skips y Benson, porque ellos decían que Eileen y yo éramos las que trabajábamos en la cafetería, no llegábamos a nada.
-Esto es muy confuso, parece como si se hubieran cambiado los roles, todo lo que me dicen Eileen y tu lo han hecho Mordecai y Rigby, y todo lo que me han contado de la cafetería en realidad te ocurre a ti y
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 6Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Niall! Thank god you're here. James and Cher are heading home!" Niall dropped the cookie he'd been devouring by the door and we ran out. The fastest thing we could do was run and pray that all the traffic would hold them back long enough for us to get back first. We ran for a good 4 blocks before stopping in the middle of town to call a tab.
"We need you get us to 'The Palace' as fast as possible!" I said handing the driver what was left of they money Ed and Taylor had lent us. The taxi spend off. Thankfully there was no traffic because of all the people being either at the party or at home cuz it was late.
We made it home and Niall and I immediately rushed to our rooms to change our clothes. I took off my tux jacket and looked out the window to see Joe and Cher getting out of a taxi. I changed faster then I have in my whole life and raced down stairs. Just as Joe was entering, I tied my black waiters apron around my waist and picked up a try of half eaten food.
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 7Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Eh yeah about that Louis went back to do the auditions." No. Im not sure why, although it might have something to do with being locked in a closet, but I have this horrid feeling that Louis is going to be duped.
"Anyhow I've got the keys." Liam said thorough the door and the door knob started rattling as he attempted to find the right key. "There!" He said the door opened to reveal a sheepishly grinning Liam. "Sorry I took so lo-" I cut him off with a hug then took off running to the auditorium.
I swung open the doors prepared to sweep Louis off his feet. I would do it. I would tell him the truth. What I wasn’t prepared for was to see myself on stage. I stopped short in the walk way watching horrified. Someone was singing my song, someone had my suit from the party, someone was stealing my Louis’ heart.
The song ended and Louis and his mother went up to congratulate Rags and welcome them into they’re company. Happy ending right, bu
Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.Attack of the 50ft Twins8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 5Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I couldn't believe this. Step dad or not, shouldn't this qualify has stealing! Harry's face when he took the invite, I gotta do something. We were the ones invited, we told Louis we'd be there, it'd be rude not to go and weather he realizes it or not, I know Harry likes him.
"hey Niall." I jumped at the sound of our chef Ed's voice, who had just witnessed the scene from behind the kitchen counter on the other side of the room. "What did Joe say to Harry? He looked pretty upset." feeling the need to vent I told him what had happened and even Ed, who also knows how awful Joe can be, was appalled that he did that. Ed sat staring down thinking.
"I have an idea.' he said grinning as he motioned for me to follow him into his room. It was piled high with junk and his long time girlfriend and waitress at the Palace, Taylor, was in there attempting to straighten things up a bit.
"Ed, You really need to stop bringing home every piece of junk you find.' she complained not e
PerryShmirtz fan...PerryShmirtz fan...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You're a real PxD fan(addict) if...
...you've memorized every theme song that's developed when Dr. D and Perry are together...
...you think the name "PERRY" is nice for a girl...
...you go to any site on a daily basis and look for a anything related to PxD...
...you've made a fanfic...
...you've made a fanart...
...you screenshot every PxD fanservice moment you see in the show...
...you see Perry in a dress or as a girl and you recognize him, but others dont...
...you've had dreams about them...
...you think Peter-the-panda is a BOY FRIEND stealer...
...you see a scientist and already have Dr. D in your mind...
...you've created a fan-club or you're IN a fan-club...
...you think "It's About Time" is the most FANSERVICE-Y episode in the series...
...you subconciously draw/drew a PerryShmirtz art without you even noticing it...
...whenever you hear "Doof--" you remember Doofenshmirtz...
...whenever you hear "curse you--!" you remember Dr. D and Perry...
...you wanna dye your hai
Ianthony- Marriage It was a special day for Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla. They were getting married. Months earlier, Anthony proposed to Ian at a party on top of a roof. They were kissing and Anthony slipped the ring on Ian's left hand. Ian saw it, said yes and kissed Anthony. Now those months went by quickly and now, they were to marry today. Ian couldn't wait until he saw Anthony and said "I do" to him. Anthony was the same way, wanting Ian but he was a little nervous. The boys agreed earlier in the week to do a Lunchtime With Smosh at the reception but Anthony wanted their fans to see them wed so they decided to film the ceremony.Ianthony- Marriage3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I can't wait until I see Ian! But I'm a little nervous" Anthony said to his mom.
"I wish you would marry an actual girl but Ian's OK" his mom replied.
Minutes later, the ceremony began. Anthony was watching Ian walk down the aisle with his mom.
Smile for Me, Baby"Pinky! Stop it!" Brain squirmed, just managing to bop Pinky atop the head with his fist before his fingers came near his sides again. "I said stop!"Smile for Me, Baby3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"But Brain!" The taller mouse protested, crouched on his belly beside his cagemate. "You're all scowly-mean-mad. Tickling will make you feel all better!"
His brow twitched, his stomach clenching in trepidation as he kept a careful eye on those devious hands. "No, Pinky. It will not because I do not wish to endure such tomfoolery." Pink eyes narrowed as he observed how his companion's fingers wiggled dangerously. "No."
Pinky sat up and pouted, his tail flicking in a manner akin to an annoyed cat. "I just wanted to help."
"You can help by leaving me be." Brain pointed to the other side of the cage, trying to ignore how a simple look could make him feel guilty. He didn't want to be tickled!
RunawayAnthony stormed out of his house with a suitcase in hand and tears on his face. He furiously walked down the empty, cold street as he zipped up his jacket and shivered a bit. He pulled out his phone and checked the time as the bright light hit his face, making him squint a bit. 10:47 PM, he knew Ian was still awake. He speed-dialed his number and pressed the cold screen against his face.Runaway3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey Ian, it's me." Anthony said, trying to conceal the shrivel tone in his voice as there were still teardrops running down his toned face.
"Hey, man. What's up? Is everything ok?" Ian asked questionably worried.
"Not really...can I spend the night again?" Anthony sighed.
"Of course. I'll go set up the mattress."
"Thanks Ian, you're the best." Anthony smiled; Ian was always there for him.
"It's no problem. You're always welcome here. I'll see you in a bit then."
"Yeah, I'm almost to your street. See you." Anthony hung up his phone and placed it into his back pocket.
He then remembered that there were
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 2Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Next Day Harry's Pov.
I woke today setting up the dinner as normal but when I went to leave Joe stopped me. "Harry, before you do anything you need to take your sister's demo to Tommo records. They are having a talent search and the winner gets a recording deal. Cher is going to be a star." I rolled my eyes knowing exactly how ridiculous that sounded. " Don't worry maybe you will be able to clean the dressing room. Consider it a promotion." I just grabbed the cd out of his hand smiling and ran out. I swear the more time I spend with him the more I want to hit him and see if that knocks some actual sense into him.
I stared at the large towering building that is Tommo Records, becoming slightly nervous for some reason. Gulping I walked inside and spotted a box for the contest demos to be put it next to the information desk. Putting the disc in the box I noticed application forms on the desk.
"You here for the janitor job?" asked a young Japanese lookin
Special Missions*Yesh, this IS a DoofxPerry fanfic! If you don't like the couple, don't read it.*Special Missions5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
'Why do I always get the weird missions?' Perry thought as he looked down at his brand new, extremely pale, human hand. He sat on the cold, hard floor wearing nothing but his too-small agent hat and a tight watch. Long teal hair flopped in front of his young face.
Perry looked at his tiny watch again and gave a deep sigh. He'd only been human for three minutes and he already missed being a platypus. This was just too weird.
Moments later, he could hear footsteps echoing in the hall. He stood up on wobbly legs as the Major came in with an armful of clothes. Once again, the older man's face turned a bright red and he turned away from Perry's nudity. He coughed at the awkwardness a few times before dropping the clothes on the ground in a messy pile.
"Agent P, please clothe yourself before I tell you the rest of your mission." Perry nodded and began searching through the pile. He understood, from all of Canda
A Careful Balance"Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... Ooh, it's all too much for me."A Careful Balance3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Giving speeches was far more difficult than The Brain had ever truly believed before he'd managed to take over the world. He'd given them often in his failed ploys, speaking into a camera with only Pinky actually in view. And he'd attempted to give a speech, or at least commands, to crowds a few times, but nothing had ever gone his way when that inevitably occurred.
Perhaps that should have clued him in, he reflected now, an ear twitching when he heard the excited squeal of his youngest daughter. She seemed to be attempting to squeeze her brother to death, which meant he'd said or done something slightly kind. But he was working on his speech, adjusting it and marking what had earned cheers and what had lost them, scribbling down his improvisations, and just trying to get better at a skill he already thought he'd possessed. Hm.
The ink of his pen was beginning to lighten, howe
Pinky's Baby - Ch. 7Of course, on one of the few days where the scientists weren't around, Pinky actually didn't feel like getting out of bed. He wasn't even mad that he couldn't run on his wheel, which was a first. Queasy and achy and tired, he pretended to be asleep for a lot longer than normal just because he didn't feel like moving, and he also didn't want Brain to worry at his lack of energy. The baby had plenty though, maybe she was taking some of his away. The alien probably was too, he'd moved around a little during the night, but it was so brief he probably wouldn't have noticed it if he wasn't so suspicious.Pinky's Baby - Ch. 73 years ago in Romance More Like This
The only thing that persuaded him to get up was that they were going to decorate the nursery since all the scientists were gone and wouldn't notice them (though they'd surely notice the nursery come Monday). Oh, and he wanted a pizza. With mushrooms and olives and pineapples and bacon. Half was for Sara Bella and the other half was for the alien. Cringing as he felt the baby's foot kick his
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
Childish Needs" Brain?"Childish Needs4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Oh, no not again.
Deep, even breathing. Don't twitch, don't roll over, don't react.
Brain sighed, there was no ignoring the incessant whisper now. Cracking an eye open, he groaned when he saw that it was still dark. Whatever happened to sleeping through the night?
Pink eyes squinted at the little mouse in front of him. Cici's little paws rested on the edge of the bed, her face barely visible, although what could be seen was frightened and tear-stained. Her matching pink eyes glimmered as if more would be shed if he didn't respond quickly.
"Go to bed." He growled, but the child only seemed to perk up at being acknowledged.
"I'm scared." She whispered, fingers clenching and unclenching the blanket atop Brain's bed. Well, their bed, he supposed. Though Pinky didn't seem to be at all disturbed by their midnight visitor. "Can I slee
Mystery Ed's chapter 1 the journal part 1Mystery Ed's chapter 1 the journal part 111 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
*Dipper and Mabel were going of exploring for more mystery*
Mabel: so where is everyone?
Dipper: well Bryan and Cross are helping Raz and Lili on a mission, Dib is off trying to stop his arch enemy, and Norman Coraline and Wydie are at Pink Palace!
Mabel: what anout the Ed's?
Dipper: I don't know probablly coming up with a scam or something.
*as Dipper and Mabel walk off the Journal falls out of Dipper's vest without him noticing, as they walk off the Ed's walk by and see the journal*
Eddy: okay so here's what's gonna happen I'm gonna do something wonderful for Stan Pines which will make him trust me and allow me to take over the Shack when he dies.
Double D: Eddy I keep telling you Stan Pines is never gonna let you take over the Mystery Shack.
*Double D sees's the journal*
Double D: hey look someone left his book here.
Eddy: you're changing the conversation!
Double D: hold on Eddy I wanna see what this book is!
Dipper: Ah man, what happened to it!?
Mabel: What's wrong?
Dipper: I lost
Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 3Rags - A Larry Stylinson Retelling Chap 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rags Chapter 3
Author's Note: Uhh, yeah, Harry didn't really write "Everything About You" by himself but he did help and I want to update and I don't feel like attempting to write a song and this song worked so I just used it.
I was somewhat surprised when they told me I got the job. So this morning was my first day and I was really stressing. I had to get my normal chores done sooner so I could leave to be on time. Also I wasn't sure what to wear so I just put on some old stained cloths since it was a cleaning job.
I arrived and my boss Steve eyed me warily, maybe I should have worn nice clothes? Cleaning job or not this is a rather fancy place. I can only imagine what people where thinking when I walked in.
"Here's your uniform and pass to get onto the rooms. Changing room is through those doors." he pointed straight ahead to some dark blue doors. " Your break starts at two pm." he informed me and I nodded to him before heading into change.
Should have known t
Pinky's Baby - Ch. 3Lying there was obviously getting to him. Brain's pats didn't settle him and he kept squinting at his drawings as if the squiggles were displeasing him. The jacks and the single mahjong tile had gotten into an epic battle and were now discarded on the floor, and Pinky was left restless and bored. And while Brain would've been just fine with a day of required bedrest, he understood his companion well enough to know that he was suffering after just a day.Pinky's Baby - Ch. 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
His stitches were healing, though, a pleasant sign of their remarkable healing time. So the megalomaniac decided that allowing Pinky to sit up was worth a try. Just so long as they were careful about it. He went over to the bed and moved the tray out of his way, holding out his hand to take the crayon. "Give me that, Pinky. I'm going to help you sit up."
Blue eyes that had been dimmed from boredom suddenly lit up. "I can leave the bed now?" He handed the crayon over, the others had long since thrown themselves overboard in an attempt to