Death Battle Arena: He-ManDeath Battle Arena: He-Man2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
DEATH BATTLE ARENA
Age: 16 (appears 30)
Title: Champion of Grayskull
Bio: Prince Adam is the pathetic, bumbling son to the royal family of Eternia. Then, when the evil Skeletor reared his ugly head, the bird-clad Sorceress granted him the power of the legendary Castle Grayskull. By simply holding his sword in the air and saying, "By the Power of Grayskull!" he will transform into the wise and powerful He-Man, the so-called "Strongest Man in the Universe".
Costume 1: Traditional 89's appearance
Costume 2: "New Adventures of He-Man" appearance
Costume 3: 2002 He-Man
Costume 4: Snake Armor
Costume 5: Master of Grayskull
Voice Actor: Cam Clarke
-Whirlwind: He-Man spins in the Zangief/Haggar style, but with a catch. If he spins long enough, he can create a whirlwind to catch opponents out of the air and increases the amount of times it hits enemies close to him.
Death Battle Arena: Rainbow DashDeath Battle Arena: Rainbow Dash2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
DEATH BATTLE ARENA
Name: Rainbow Dash
Race: Pegasus Pony
Title: Element of Loyalty
Bio: After dropping out of Flight School, the pegasus known as Rainbow Dash gained a job in the humble town of Ponyville as its resident Weather Manager, responsible for keeping the weather within the area under control. That was until during one day, she and five other ponies were chosen to be the bearers of the Elements of Harmony, relics to maintain peace within the land of Equestria. While she still lives her life normally, Rainbow Dash is ready to protect her friends and home, all while training and dreaming of joining Equestria's elite team of pegasi, the Wonderbolts.
Costume 1: How she appears within the show.
Costume 2: Gala Dress
Costume 3: Commander Hurricane's Armor
Costume 4: Shadowbolt Dash
Costume 5: Wonderbolt Academy Recruit
Voice Actor: Ashleigh Ball
-Speed Blitz: Dash
Leela To FryYou're an idiot,Leela To Fry5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
you never think twice,
you never think once!
You're immature and childish,
you can't do anything right,
and you're too slow to realize
any of this yourself.
I hate how you're always trying...
trying to "make" me love you.
I hate your pointy hair
and your stupid grin.
I hate that goddamn jacket,
you never wash the thing.
I hate the way you screw things up,
never sticking to plans.
I hate your stupid ignorance,
why don't you stop trying?
Why do you love me?
I don't like you.
Just stop trying.
It's getting annoying,
Don't you ever give up?
Your effort is futile.
I hate the way you say the wrong thing
at just the wrong time.
I hate the way you look at me,
please, just turn around.
I hate the way you act on impulse,
I can never judge your movement.
Don't try protecting me,
I can look after myself.
Why did you save my life?
I said I'd never "come around".
Stop it already!
I hate the way you never give up,
the way you always love me.
I hate the way you act s
Death Battle Arena: Bucky O'HareDeath Battle Arena: Bucky O'Hare2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
DEATH BATTLE ARENA
Name: Bucky O'Hare
Age: Mid 20s
Race: Rabbit (anthro)
Title: Captain of the Righteous Indignation
Bio: A graduate from the esteemed Genus Academy and trained in combat by the mysterious being known as Damaron Jabok, Bucky O'Hare is the captain of the Righteous Indignation spaceship and works with S.P.A.C.E., an intergalactic force that protects the Aniverse from various threats. Bucky and his team have fought time and time again against the evil Toad Empire, each time coming out victorious. Relying on his brain first before action, Bucky is a famed yet underrated legend in his own right.
Costume 1: Red Uniform
Costume 2: Blue Uniform
Costume 3: Green Uniform
Costume 4: White Uniform
Costume 5: Black Uniform
Voice Actor: Jason Marsden
-Laser Shot: Bucky fires a quick shot from his laser pistol. This can be repeated up to five times.
-Laser Beam: Bucky charges his
Death Battle Quotes: He-ManBy the power of grayskull! [Entrance Quote]Death Battle Quotes: He-Man2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I have the power!! [Entrance Quote]
Look out. He-Man and Battlecat are on the scene! [Entrance Quote]
Grayskull is victorious again, Cringer. [Win Quote]
Now that wasn't so bad, was it? [Win Quote]
We are an unstoppable force! [Win Quote]
My fellow Masters of the Universe will be glad to hear this! [Results Screen Quote]
See, Cringer? I told you.... there was nothing to worry about. [Results Screen Quote]
I'm not called "the strongest man in the universe" for nothing. [Results Screen Quote]
I HAVE THE POWEEER! [Activating X-Factor]
I'm always on the scene! [When switched in]
This can't be! [Tag in after one ally is defeated]
I will pull us through! [Tag in after both allies are defeated]
Assist me! [Calling Assist]
I'm just a call away! [After performing Assist]
No... I'm beaten... [Defeated by a light attack]
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [Defeated by a heavy attack]
Quotes to Superman:
You again. Come to finish our last fight? [Entrance Quote]
No hard f
Justice Tunes 01Hello, everyone. This is a crossover I've been thinking of doing for a while and here's where I got the idea. You see, back in the 90's, DC Comics published a four issue-miniseries titled "Superman & Bugs Bunny". As you can imagine, it was a crossover between the DC Universe and the Looney Tunes. I've never read that crossover, but I've always wanted to read it just to see how characters from both universes would react if they met. So, this is how I was inspired to write this crossover. Anyway, here's the first chapter of it. By the way, the DC characters appearing in this are mostly based on a mix between the DC Animated Universe and the comics themselves.Justice Tunes 013 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: What's Up, Superman?
Metropolis. One of the largest cities in the U.S.A. This is where Superman, the Man of Steel himself, lives. Several criminals have been trying to do harm to the citizens of this city, but the Man of Tomorrow was always there to stop them. Metropolis is also home of the Daily Planet, one of the most f
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
Bugsladdin 01Hi everybody! I finally decide to do a Disney parody. My first one! This story is a parody of my all-time favorite Disney movie: Aladdin! And I decided to do a Looney Tunes version of this movie. So, all the characters will be played by Looney Tunes characters. Also, since I'm a French Canadian from Quebec, I'm not as good in English as in French. So, maybe there will be a lot of grammar errors, maybe not.Bugsladdin 017 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Enjoy this first chapter!
Chapter 1 : Looney Tunes Nights
A skunk was travelling in the desert on the back of a camel. This skunk had only black fur. However, he had white fur on his face and on his stomach. A white line was on the back of his tail and on his back. In addition of a black nose, the inside of his ears was white. He was, of course, Pepé le Pew. He began to sing a little song.
Pepé: Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the Break the fourth wall lines roam
Where its funny and immense
And the laugh is intense
Its amusing, but
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
Spider-Hare 01Today is a great day. Why am I saying that? Well, today is the tenth anniversary of the first Spider-Man movie! To celebrate this event, I've decided to start my own fanmake of this movie, making it my first fanmake of a Marvel movie.Spider-Hare 013 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
To answer Fizzucker's review from "The Looney Tune Movie"... Isn't it obvious? Both Lupin and Connors are smart teachers who sometimes turn into a ferocious beast against their will.
Anyway, enjoy this first chapter, everyone!
Chapter 1: Amazing Fantasy
Our story begins in the Big Apple itself, New York City. It was a bright sunny day as some school bus was being driven on the streets. At this moment, someone was heard narrating.
"Who am I? Are you sure ya wanna know? No seriously, are you sure ya wanna hear me tell you who am I, even though you probably have something else better to do right now? Cause let me tell ya, my life isn't that interesting Well, okay, I lied. My life is far from being boring, I'll admit that. Still, you're sure ya wanna kn
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Le coeur des catacombesLa rose au cœur des catacombesLe coeur des catacombes2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Déploie sa corolle en carrare
Du fond de la nuit qui succombe
Aux assauts rusés du jour rare.
L’aurore aux longs doigts de curare
S’infiltrant jusqu’en mon palais
Vient brûler ma sombre cithare…
Dégoût de cendre en mon palais.
Dans mon pays, cimes et combes
Sous la pluie de sang du Tartare
Sont riches de milliers de tombes
Luisantes sous un feu barbare.
Un vent puissant, froid et hilare,
Tel un féerique balai,
Emporte au loin des bris de jarre…
Dégoût de cendre en mon palais.
En éclat de rubis, les trombes
De note et de sang de guitare
Vomissent au loin tant d’hécatombes
Que le poëte écoute et narre.
Le flot de mes morts vous effare ?
Il scintille et semble un balais
Au col de la nuit en simarre…
Dégoût de cendre en mon palais.
Princesse de l’amour cathare
La nuit marche d’un doux pas, lais
MECANIQUE DES FLUIDESTes cheveux lissés d'étoiles légèresMECANIQUE DES FLUIDES3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
et les parfums des fleurs aux lanternes limpides
où s'accrochaient nos fées hachées
abstraction minérale des gravités mortes
quand la neige est pure
Goutte de vieIl y a la perle de rosée, au matin déposée, qui offre la vie quand l'espoir se perd dans l'aride désert.Goutte de vie1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Il y a l'éclaboussure de la cascade, qui nourrit la mousse et l'algue, et les rend glissants, qui rafraîchit le voyageur quand le soleil estival brûle la montagne.
Il y a l'embrun que le marin hume avec respect, dont l'odeur salée, si particulière, porte le souvenir des amis perdus en mer autant que la promesse de l'île paradisiaque ou de la pêche miraculeuse.
Il y a la pluie fine de la grande cité, qui salit les cheveux et rend la chaussée glissante, que les Citadins maudissent et que les jardiniers chérissent, car elle caresse la terre et la pénètre en douceur, sans abîmer les plantes, sans emporter l'humus fertile.
Et puis il y a l'armée de gouttes que les nuages envoient sur la campagne, car il faut bien remplir les lacs et les rivières avant qu'ils ne
Six-mille lunes (pour Anne de Bretagne)Six-mille lunes (pour Anne de Bretagne)2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Six-mille lunes closes
Les dais noirs sans les roses
Le chant creux du déni
Au fond de Saint-Denis.
Sous la picteuse voûte
Voici Bretaigne, escoute ;
Blême est ton serviteur
Dolant au fond du cueur.
Quittant sa cothe d’armes
Sous les cris et les larmes
Il brise son bâton
En invoquant ton nom.
Ils ont ouvert la pierre
Et mis ton corps en terre
Comme on porte un fardeau
Bretaigne parle haut :
« La très créstienne royne et duchesse, nostre souveraine dame et maistresse, est morte ;
La royne est morte ;
La royne est morte. »
Frantz, 16 février 2014 // Bretaigne, 16 février 1514
Comptine de papierPour le moment gâchéComptine de papier2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
y'a le papier mâché
pour la rage en cachette
y'a le papier gâchette
pour le vieux coeur blessé
y'a le papier froissé
pour celui qui le nie
le papier d'Arménie
pour le sourire feint
y'a un beau papier peint
pour l'espoir qu'on enserre
tiens, un papier de verre
pour le pleur versé tard
y'a le papier buvard
pour le reste de joie
plus de papier de soie
pour le vide agité
quand tu ne sais plus être
reste un papier à lettre
Frantz, 16 juillet 2013
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
L'intellectuelRêvant toujours autant de conquête et de fiefL'intellectuel2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
De femme, de pouvoir, d’honneur, de privilège ;
Il veut manger le monde à coups de sacrilège
Et ne laisser du temps qu’un maigre et froid relief.
Regardez-le courir, toujours cherchant grief
Aux grands et aux petits, immense florilège,
Pour tromper son ennui, somptueux sortilège,
Il croit masquer le vide en montrant le relief.
Il est comme un vers creux, aveugle du symbole,
Comme un piteux pantin pleurant pour une obole,
Il attend que le monde, entre ses doigts noueux
Le délivre d’un cri qu’il ne sait, fat sinistre,
Provoquer ; et confit dans son babil boueux
Plutôt que de beauté il rêve être ministre.
Le renard chasse la nuitEntre ombres des bois,Le renard chasse la nuit2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Renard s'élance après sa proie :
La nuit est aux abois.
Le ciel tourne à la nuit.
C'est l'heure ou le voleur
S’avance à pas de loup.
Il vêt robe soyeuse,
De flammes chaleureuses,
Et gant de velours noir.
D'un sourire subtilise
Belles poules égarées,
Et mille blanches lunes
Que son regard capture
Sous les senteurs nocturnes.