Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Rhiannon Evans BiographyRhiannon Evans Biography1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Full Name: Rhiannon Ann Elizabeth Evans.
Why was she named that: Named after her Grandmother ‘Ann Elizabeth Evans’.
Nicknames: Rhi (Most common nickname), Rhian, Evans, Blodyn (Welsh for ‘Flower’), Dami’s girl, Rhi-Ann, The Sidekick, Sweet Cheeks.
Age: Depends on the situation. Most common ages: 16 (Teenage/Young version of Rhiannon) and 26 (Adult version of Rhiannon where she has a family/job).
Date of birth: 28th of January.
Gender: Female (Obvious I know, but had to be said )
Nationality: 100% Welsh and always proud of it.
Languages she can speak: Welsh (Fluently, 1st language), English (Fluently, 2nd language), French (Some words, 3rd language).
Birthplace: Wales, UK.
Brought up/From: A little village in West Wales.
Other locations she’s lived in: Springfield, USA and New York, USA. She moved to Springfield when
Broken Hearts Repair And Replacement Inc.I like my office dark. Just the dim light of a single lamp on my desk. I work better this way. Keeps me focused. Intent on the project before me. Outside my office it’s daytime. Perhaps close to noon? I couldn’t know for sure. No windows in here. No clocks as I don’t care much for keeping track of time either. It only serves to rush things, and my work is far too important to be rushed.Broken Hearts Repair And Replacement Inc.1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I work at Broken Hearts Repair and Replacement, Inc. I’m one of several thousand in the maintenance department. It’s my job to… Well, I think the main gist of it is described fairly well in the title of the company. Every year billions of hearts pour into our factory warehouse in boxes to be inspected, and if need be, repaired. In extreme conditions replaced.
My chair creaked as I sat and pulled close to my desk; my belly lightly smacking against the drawer. As usual, there was a box waiting for me. I pulled the razor blade from my belt and slit the tape. The flaps po
Teen Titans: A New Hero AppearsChapter 1: Introduction of a New Hero: ZeroTeen Titans: A New Hero Appears4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Beast Boy finally realized the Terra he knew was long gone. He turned around and ran through the school doors. He began thinking of all the fun times he had with Terra. He even thought of the times when she was his enemy. Even the time when he told her she had no friends. He wish he could take it back, all of it. As he continued running towards the other Titans he notice a rocker looking boy staring at him with red sunglasses, a black shirt with a red cross design on it, and black baggy pants. Beast Boy stopped and looked at him. Beast Boy stopped and looked at him many thoughts came to his head. Was he a spy for slade or maybe a member of the recently stopped brotherhood of evil. Beast Boy began to glare but said nothing to him.
The boy then spoke. "I revived Terra" he said with a smirk. Beast Boys eyes widen and could not believe what he just heard. The boy then spoke agian,"If you wish to find out how i revived her or why she does not reme
Teen Legion : Chapter 1Brainiac 5 sat down on a bench looking down at Earth. Duo Damsel sat right next to him as they both thought to themselves.Teen Legion : Chapter 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey, Brainy.", Duo Damsel said to Brainiac 5, "Do you think that we have a reason to be alive?"
Brainy stopped thinking and looked at Duo Damsel, "Well, of course we're made to live for something, Duo Damsel."
She looked down at her feet, "Well, I thought I had a perpose. Until I," Duo Damsel looked up at Brainy and back at the floor, "until I lost my...myself."
Briany wasn't sure what to say at this point, so he said nothing. Brainy continued to look at Earth and Duo Damsel continued to look at the floor.
"Why so glum guys?" Chameleon boy asked walking over to the Legionnaires.
Duo Damsel looked up at Chameleon boy and whispered, "I miss being Triplicate Girl."
"Oh." Chameleon boy said sitting down next to Duo Damsel, "Well, Kell-El wants to see us right away."
Brainy was the first one to stand up and ask, "What is it?"
Chameleon boy sat up and started to walk, "
History of a Broken HeartI'd be a card houseHistory of a Broken Heart1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I'd be a front line soldier
I'd do anything just to hold you
I'd be your coat
I'd be an umbrella
while your busy warming up
on some other fella
So I..I guess that's just me
I keep repeating
keep repeating history
my heart must have a disease
I keep repeating
Love is an art
that I keep practicing
say "it'll get better in time"
you suck at acting
i know the brushstrokes by now
the intricate rythem
sound a heartbeat makes
when it's broken
hear the jagged edges
click clack cracking
flake into my paint pallet
i, i guess it's just me
i keep repeating history
Like an angel
you were there
but your lips
were a snare
lethal to me
And yet I keep repeating
my heart must have a disease
I keep repeating
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 27 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Love is Magical 1Before I start this story, I just want you to know that I do not own any of the characters or any kind copyrights to The Suite Life of Zack and Cody they belong to Disney, because if I had any copyrights regarding the series or its characters I would definitely change a few things in it. Anyway, this story contains femslash, so anyone who does not enjoy reading about this genre, you're welcome to go back and choose another story. But this story is also a very fluffy story, and features London Tipton and Maddie Fitzpatrick as the main characters and well, it's my way to pay homage to the cutest couple in the show. I hope you all like it. Please, review Well then, on with the show!Love is Magical 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Seven past three in the afternoon, Maddie Fitzpatrick, who worked the candy counter of the Tipton Hotel in Boston, eyed the new guest heading for the main desk with undisguised envy. The person might have been a rock s
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Sideshow Bob kidnaps BartBart was skating home from school, rushing to come home in time and catch the new Itchy and Scratchy episode. He was so focused on the road, that he failed to notice a van in front of him, the doors sliding open as he passed by it. A pair of hands grabbed him and pulled him inside the van, his skateboard flying forward as the van door quickly slid shut.Sideshow Bob kidnaps Bart1 month ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sideshow Bob slammed the little boy against the side of the van, his hand firmly clamped over Bart's mouth.
"Mmmphh hmph mphh!"
"Oh you wish you could call for help, do you? Not this time. HAHAHAHA!"
Throwing Bart on the floor, Sideshow Bob sat on him, pinning his arms to his body as he stuffed a clown nose into the little boy's mouth.
Grabbing a roll of duct tape off the floor, Sideshow Bob ripped a long strip and slapped it over Bart's lips, securing the ball inside his mouth. Turning his body around, Bob pinned his hands behind his back and wrapped tape all the way from Bart's wrists up to his elbow
South Park Asylum RP Kyle BroflovskiSouth Park Asylum RP Kyle Broflovski3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
South Park Asylum Application
Name: Kyle Broflovski
Short Past: I'm the only Jewish kid in South Park, apart from my adopted brother Ike, I live with a very forceful mom who pushes me to be good at everything and my dad (he's nothing special), I'm one of the smartest kids in school and can work things out in a flash, I still hang out with Stan a lot and sometimes Kenny, we managed to dump Cartman onto Butters so he's finally out of my hair.
- Intelligent so if we get trapped I'm sure i can find a way out
- I have a small build so i can fit through small gaps
- I can fight (got that jersey blood in me)
- Incredibly stressed so i may freak out at some points
- Easily Angered
Reason for entering the Asylum: Stan was talking about it with Craig, i didn't want to go but he managed to persuade me.
Have you seen the doctor yet?: Luckily no
You're locked up! (oh noes!) What do you do?: Try to pick the loc
WISHful thinking FOP+SimpsonsThe Simpsons/ FoP Crossover Fan-scriptWISHful thinking FOP+Simpsons7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Treehouse of Horror XIVIXXICIVI- Wishful Thinking
Story and Written by:
slifertheskydragon and group (IRL names withheld)
DO NOT REPRODUCE OR DISTRIBUTE W/O PERMISSION
DO NOT CLAIM AUTHORSHIP
Board: Bart writes: I will not make pipe bombs in a dormitory
Lisa plays the Fairly Oddparents theme on her Sax
Couch: The family sits on it, and it poofs in a pink cloud, and the Simpsons are shown in FoP Style
EXTERIOR OF SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY- DAY
The bell rings, we see excited children exit the school.
The interior of the class, students leave, LISA approaches MS. HOOVER.
What is it Lisa? (annoyed)
Well, uh I received an A minus on my book report, is there any way I can do extra credit to raise my grade?
Fine Lisa, if you really want extra credit, then go do a report on (pause) uh the most influential individual in our comm
Happy Birthday, Syaoran XDTwo months, three weeks, and four days passed since Syaoran talked to Sakura. Each time he saw her walk down the hall way hed turn and head another direction . He just couldnt face her. Not after what had happened.Happy Birthday, Syaoran XD7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was the end of a long evening at one of Horitsuba Gakuens seasonal dances. Watanuki, Himawari, Domeki, Kobato, Syaoron, Eriol, Tomoyo, and many others had left already. Fai-sensei and Kurogane-sensei,, the lovely chaperones, began cleaning up the mess the crazy teens had left for them. Yuuko-sama helped escort some kids back to their dorms. Few stayed behind so as to have more quality time with their dates.
Sakura sat in one of the empty chairs, Did you have fun, Syaoran-kun? She smiled at her date, causing his heart to beat many times faster than normal.
Trying to swallow down the lump in his throat, he meekly replied, H-hai. His cheeks flushed bright red.
Fai-sensei waved his hand at them, Syaor
Raven and Jinx ch5Amy-Chan: Hiya people! We're back for part ....what number are we on now?"Raven and Jinx ch58 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Raven: Chapter five you demented girl....
Jinx: ha, five chapters of us doing mushy stuff....i love it!
Amy-Chan: ha...you two are cute ^^
Now onto the show! (Go traditional Teen Titans opening with added Jinx kissing Raven Scene?)
This time it was Beast boys time to track them...they had moved from the ice cream shop and down the street. He kept a close eye on them by shifting into several different animals in his tracking. A fly...a mouse... a bird anything he could to keep close. He was feeling more than a bit of jealousy right now. His years of pining after her...his jokes...trying to make her smile...asking her out on dates...and he gets brushed off for another girl...more than that, a villain girl. One that Raven herself had expressed hate for many times since their first encounter.
Jinx smiled keeping her hand around Ravens waist as they walked. Raven keeping quiet. They had finished their ice cream a lit
Naruto in the real world1Naruto, lost in the real world.Naruto in the real world16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1. Arrivals
Hey Naruto where are you taking me. Get off me, Naruto! And why am I wearing a bag over my head! Sakura Haruno screamed, loudly.
Sakura is that you? The bored voice of Shikamaru Nara burst through the cloud of anger.
Shikamaru, do you have any idea where we are, or why Narutos got us like this, or-Sakura, calm down. I think were in Narutos house, judging by the smell. As for why were here, Ive no idea.
That was what worried her. If Shikamaru, the genius, didnt know, who would? Suddenly there was a crash and the bag was torn of her head by a girl roughly her age. She then went and ripped of Shikamarus bag as well, while shouting at Naruto. They would have agreed you know. Kidnap is illegal and god look at him, Shikamaru could have died, for Petes sake Shikamaru was on the ground, gulping air.
Im sorry, Mai, they wouldn
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 37 years ago in Short Stories More Like This