Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
History of a Broken HeartI'd be a card houseHistory of a Broken Heart9 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I'd be a front line soldier
I'd do anything just to hold you
I'd be your coat
I'd be an umbrella
while your busy warming up
on some other fella
So I..I guess that's just me
I keep repeating
keep repeating history
my heart must have a disease
I keep repeating
Love is an art
that I keep practicing
say "it'll get better in time"
you suck at acting
i know the brushstrokes by now
the intricate rythem
sound a heartbeat makes
when it's broken
hear the jagged edges
click clack cracking
flake into my paint pallet
i, i guess it's just me
i keep repeating history
Like an angel
you were there
but your lips
were a snare
lethal to me
And yet I keep repeating
my heart must have a disease
I keep repeating
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 37 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dragon"Today we will capture the American Dragon and slay him." The Huntsman stated as he spoke to the whole huntsclan.Dragon4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Huntman I have some news." Huntsgirl said as she approached him.
"What is it?" He said as he looked at her.
"I got some intelligence that the dragon is still hiding somewhere here in New York and some of our men are currently on his tail." She stated.
"Perfect, let's move." He replied as he grabbed his staff and ran out with Huntsgirl following.
"Epic Teen Titans and American Dragon theme song crossover"
"Dude why do I have to go to New York?" Beast Boy asked as the Titans were preparing to leave on missions.
"Because were trying to avoid sending each other to the villains that annoy us the most for example Cyborg is dealing with Slade and I am going after Brother Blood, Raven will go after the Brotherhood of Evil and Star is going after control freak, you have to find out what the disturbance calls are about in New York, we've put it off to long understand?" Robin asked a
Broken Hearts Repair And Replacement Inc.I like my office dark. Just the dim light of a single lamp on my desk. I work better this way. Keeps me focused. Intent on the project before me. Outside my office it’s daytime. Perhaps close to noon? I couldn’t know for sure. No windows in here. No clocks as I don’t care much for keeping track of time either. It only serves to rush things, and my work is far too important to be rushed.Broken Hearts Repair And Replacement Inc.9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
I work at Broken Hearts Repair and Replacement, Inc. I’m one of several thousand in the maintenance department. It’s my job to… Well, I think the main gist of it is described fairly well in the title of the company. Every year billions of hearts pour into our factory warehouse in boxes to be inspected, and if need be, repaired. In extreme conditions replaced.
My chair creaked as I sat and pulled close to my desk; my belly lightly smacking against the drawer. As usual, there was a box waiting for me. I pulled the razor blade from my belt and slit the tape. The flaps po
Rhiannon Evans BiographyRhiannon Evans Biography11 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Full Name: Rhiannon Ann Elizabeth Evans.
Why was she named that: Named after her Grandmother ‘Ann Elizabeth Evans’.
Nicknames: Rhi (Most common nickname), Rhian, Evans, Blodyn (Welsh for ‘Flower’), Dami’s girl, Rhi-Ann, The Sidekick, Sweet Cheeks.
Age: Depends on the situation. Most common ages: 16 (Teenage/Young version of Rhiannon) and 26 (Adult version of Rhiannon where she has a family/job).
Date of birth: 28th of January.
Gender: Female (Obvious I know, but had to be said )
Nationality: 100% Welsh and always proud of it.
Languages she can speak: Welsh (Fluently, 1st language), English (Fluently, 2nd language), French (Some words, 3rd language).
Birthplace: Wales, UK.
Brought up/From: A little village in West Wales.
Other locations she’s lived in: Springfield, USA and New York, USA. She moved to Springfield when
Robocalypse Now Chapter 2: WarRobocalypse NowRobocalypse Now Chapter 2: War8 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 2: War
Fry glanced at the report the professor had given him as he sprinted down the stairs and his gut filled with dread as their situation was made clear to him.
Oprah dammit, he thought to himself, this place will fall within the hour…
He made it to the door leading outside and paused for a moment. He adjusted his way-too-loose chest armor which had slipped out of place once again, tightened the chin-strap on his helmet, and checked that his loaned blaster rifle had an adequate charge. He pulled a photo out of his pocket; he smiled at a creased photo of Leela, taking solace that if he survived for another 30 minutes he’d see her again.
Because of the heavy loads of peopl
Teen Legion : Chapter 1Brainiac 5 sat down on a bench looking down at Earth. Duo Damsel sat right next to him as they both thought to themselves.Teen Legion : Chapter 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey, Brainy.", Duo Damsel said to Brainiac 5, "Do you think that we have a reason to be alive?"
Brainy stopped thinking and looked at Duo Damsel, "Well, of course we're made to live for something, Duo Damsel."
She looked down at her feet, "Well, I thought I had a perpose. Until I," Duo Damsel looked up at Brainy and back at the floor, "until I lost my...myself."
Briany wasn't sure what to say at this point, so he said nothing. Brainy continued to look at Earth and Duo Damsel continued to look at the floor.
"Why so glum guys?" Chameleon boy asked walking over to the Legionnaires.
Duo Damsel looked up at Chameleon boy and whispered, "I miss being Triplicate Girl."
"Oh." Chameleon boy said sitting down next to Duo Damsel, "Well, Kell-El wants to see us right away."
Brainy was the first one to stand up and ask, "What is it?"
Chameleon boy sat up and started to walk, "
Naruto in the real world1Naruto, lost in the real world.Naruto in the real world16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1. Arrivals
Hey Naruto where are you taking me. Get off me, Naruto! And why am I wearing a bag over my head! Sakura Haruno screamed, loudly.
Sakura is that you? The bored voice of Shikamaru Nara burst through the cloud of anger.
Shikamaru, do you have any idea where we are, or why Narutos got us like this, or-Sakura, calm down. I think were in Narutos house, judging by the smell. As for why were here, Ive no idea.
That was what worried her. If Shikamaru, the genius, didnt know, who would? Suddenly there was a crash and the bag was torn of her head by a girl roughly her age. She then went and ripped of Shikamarus bag as well, while shouting at Naruto. They would have agreed you know. Kidnap is illegal and god look at him, Shikamaru could have died, for Petes sake Shikamaru was on the ground, gulping air.
Im sorry, Mai, they wouldn
You are the favoriteBart was looking out of the window, in his room, thinking:" I'm 11, and in eleven years of life, what have I done? Nothing, absolutely nothing!", in that moment Lisa entered in his room and she saw him in that state, again:-Bart? Bart!-You are the favorite8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
-what is, Lisa?-
-Bart, mom needs us a moment, he gotta help her with Maggie and Stewie, while dad is out, ok?-
-ok, Lisa- said Bart with a tired voice,
-again, what is, Lisa?-
-what have you done?-
-because it's something like a month or more that you seem sad, I don't know how to explain it better, though, but there's something wrong with you, please tell me, I can't support seeing you in a such state-
-Lisa it's nothing, I told you, now let's go downstairs, we have to help mom-
-Bart, if you wanna tell me something, I'm here, you can tell anything you wish, anytime, to me, all right?-
-all right, now let's go down-
Bart and Lisa learned down, and in that moment homer was closing the door:- bye Marge, bye kids! See you later!-
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 27 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love3 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in smarts. She trusted me more than anyone yet I don't hang out with her. I love her but she is just annoying at times.
Sophie came down about a minute after I was waiting in the hall with mom and dad.
"Okay, I'll be back." Mom kissed Dad and we were headed out the door. "Jr, since you're bigger, you can ride in the front." She smiled at me as I jumped with