FFM XShe has more books than friends. Even on her Facebook account.
Eleven are duplicated, four are autographed, nine are missing covers, and six are in languages she doesn't speak.
(Her books, not the friends, but one never knows.)
She's worked the same job for three years, saying that it will get her to bigger and better places. It took her three years to figure out that she can't see any places, let alone bigger or better ones.
She writes stories about sad little people like her, except she didn't realize that she was like all of them. She was different because she liked her job. She liked her job until she realized she didn't. And then she couldn't think of anything that set her apart.
She has more books than friends, and she collects them the way one might collect loose change. (Again, the books, not the friends.) She hasn't read all of them, and she doesn't even know that she will. She gathered them all up in order to make herself manic-pixie-dream-girl.
But now, she's a depressive-pi
100 Themes Music Meme 1-50100 Themes Music Challenge100 Themes Music Meme 1-504 years ago in Memes More Like This
1.) Cemetary Drive (My Chemical Romance)
2.) True To Me (Metro Station)
3.) You And I Both (Jason Mraz)
4.) Wasted Time (Kings of Leon)
5.) Ordinary Day (Vanessa Carlton)
6.) Devil Town (Daniel Johnston)
7.) If It Means A Lot To You (A Day To Remember)
8.) Remembering Sunday (All Time Low)
9.) Walk On Water Or Drown (Mayday Parade)
10.) Time To Go (The Maine)
11.) Homecoming (Hey Monday)
12.) Looking Up (Paramore)
13.) Happy Accident (Bright Eyes)
14.) Missing (Flyleaf)
15.) Buried Beneath (Red)
16.) Into the Nothing (Breaking Benjamin)
17.) Breaking Inside (Shinedown)
18.) Meant To Live (Switchfoot)
19.) Happy Together (Simple Plan)
20.) Heels Over Head (Boys Like Girls)
21.) How It Ends (DeVotchKa)
22.) 9 Crimes (Damien Rice)
23.) Runaway (Artist Vs. Poet)
24.) Fear Of Flying (A Rocket To The Moon)
25.) All To Myself (Mariana's Trench)
26.) Jonah (Graham Stookey)
27.) Strawberry Gashes (Jack Off Jill)
28.) Trampoline (Never Shout Never)
29.) Cosmic Love (Fl
MOST COMMON CLICHES IN STORIESMOST COMMON CLICHES IN STORIES3 years ago in Other More Like This
Crazy, psychopathic, murderer ladies
Sexy, butt-kicking girls
Depressed emo/goth/always-dresses-in-black types
The brown-haired girl with no personality
The mean, popular, snobby girl
Unreasonably cruel bullies out to make life harder for the main character
The best friend (if they were a good character who *happened* to be a best friend they wouldn't have to be described as this)
Fun fact: Making victim OCs is cliche
Another fun fact: how someone dresses is NOT their personality
Yet another fun fact: People who claim to be random really are not and they know it.
Super bonus fun fact: A character's breast size need NEVER be stated. The end.
Super de duper bonus fun fact: Please, spare us the paragraphs on what the character looks like. It is a story, not a fashion show. A few sentences with mentions of hair color or other select features you find necessary to point out(KEYWORD: NECESSARY) are perfect. After all, how