In The Band...If you think its hard to:In The Band...4 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Carry forty-five pounds of dead weight on one shoulder and stand up straight,
Practice in the heat and perform in the snow,
Get along with 200 people you really love (no, really),
Stand in close proximity to 20 guys hitting drums with everything they've got while bopping your head like you're into it,
Blow until your lungs explode,
Wear and eighty pound wool uniform in the 110 degree heat,
Watch your music and the director while exhaling, moving your fingers, coordinating that with your tongue, tapping your foot, while continuously listening to the other players around you so that you can make one of a thousand adjustments,
Learn several foreign languages (some of which are completely made up),
Maintain good posture while holding a horn and running the 100 yard dash (some players occasionally faltering, thus making it the 100 yard hurdles),
Understanding the subtle differences between "as loud as possible" and "just a little bit louder than that
Don't Mess with the BandDon't mess with the band.Don't Mess with the Band4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
The flutes can make you go deaf.
The timpani will drown you with P5s and P4s.
The trumpets can drown you.
The snare line will tap you to the ground.
The bass drum can bash you.
They have Dr. Beat...
The tuba can just ask you to hold their instrument.
The saxophone can make you hear jazz in your dreams.
They're all very close with the Color Guard (lets face it, you know they scare you...)
The tenors will march you down.
Bass Clarinets make you hears eighth notes over...and over...and over...
The clarinets can replace your chapstick with cork grease.
The Qauds are like tanks.
Cymbals will pinch you.
The trombones...well, they're already intimidating enough already.
The french horns dump spit, sic trombones and trumpets on you and stuff your face in their bells.
All of them can easily march all over you.
Don't mess with the band.
Rant -all TTRW warriors read-Okay so I was on other peoples profiles (not naming any names) and I saw that they have like 4 dif. cats in 4 dif. clans.Rant -all TTRW warriors read-2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I mean if I was a leader - I wouldn't NOT allow it. Havnt u think that when TTRW comes out, which Clan are they going to go? For an example what if I had a cat in ChainedSoul, and GustClan too? And lets just say they go to war (I don't think that is EVER gonna happen btw so o_o). What are they gonna do? They are going to fight their clanmates? I think it's wrong, because your not devoting all of your loyalty to that one Clan. If you really cared about your Clan, then, you should stick to your ONE and ONLY clan. It shows not being loyal - and it shows that you might be a spy. I know it sounds ridiculous but when TTRW comes out - there is bound to be drama between clans and all that crap. I'm not pointing any names but there is a lottttt between ChainedSoul, CreekClan, etc. Mahoganystar, Mistystar, Blackstar, Talonstar, Pouncestar, Froststar, Tigersta
Doctor Who Love PoemSince fezzes are red,Doctor Who Love Poem3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
And the Tardis is blue,
Would you mind if I traveled through time with you?
The screwdriver is green,
Just as bowties are cool,
But when I'm with you,
I cant help act like a fool,
Daleks may be crazy,
and time wibbly wobbly,
I still get those butterflies,
From the first time you saw me.
I only have one question,
and I cant help but worry.
If I were Amy,
Would you be my Rory?
Dedicated to him. A+T