SNK: One Sweet Love (Levi x Petra)“Good morning, Heichou~”SNK: One Sweet Love (Levi x Petra)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Levi awoke at the energetic, high-pitched voice calling behind him. He didn’t want to get up from bed today. He just came back from another expedition outside the walls.
“Heichou?” The voice continued to call him, but he simply moaned and covered his head with the sheets.
The girl calling behind him, started to get irritated. He had a big day behind him and he refused to get out of bed. He wasn’t always that way, she thought. The Corporal knew the value of time, and he knows how much work he needs to do.
She thought of a way to wake him up rather than calling him out. Physical contact was out of the option, because she got a blow job on the face when she did that the only other time he refused to get out of bed.
A small smile crept out. “Heichou, Eren came to your office and messed with the paperwork.”
In no time, he sat up of bed, looked at the girl with a deadly glare, and stated in an authoritative voice,
My Funny Quote CollectionMy Funny Quote Collection11 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Stupid people are dumb,"
-Kid in my spanish class
"'Yeah, and h*ll froze over!'
'That's why it's so cold outside...'"
-2 Red necks in my math class
"You sound like Baby godzilla with the hic-ups!"
"'I am extreamly happy!'
'I have a cow!'"
-Martha And I
"To get your lisence, you need to know how to drive. To get your permit you need to know how to read. That means getting your permit will be hardest for most of you."
-My Math Teacher
"Yous like George [W.] Bush! You can make words up!"
"If you make friends with the devil then H*ll will be a H*ll-of-a-lot better."
(Please, this doesn't not mean to offend anyone. It's just for fun.)
"Which Trojen war?"
"I can count to 'G'!"
"Every couple of years someone tried to prove that Jesus was a Zelot who carried a dagger, or that Jesus married marry magdalene and the french monarchy are their decendence, or that Jesus was a member of a hallucinogenic mushroom-munching cult..."
My Christmas Present Part 1My Christmas Present Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Kingdom Hearts Christmas - Sonami
Christmas, the time of giving, the time of joy, the time of spirit. That's how Sora Mathers and his girlfriend Namine Osaki thought of it. But, they always had the same Christmas ritual every year -Spend Christmas Eve with their families, and renuite on Christmas Day- until once, Sora changed all of that, and that's what this story is about.
It was Christmas Day, and Sora and Namine reunited after spending the day before with their relavives.
"Let's start with your gift to me Sora." Namine said.
"Wel..." Sora was trying to form a response, "... mine is very special, to special to share it right now. How about mine first?"
"Ok..." Namine was a bit confused. What could be so special for her? "... here it is." She handed him a small box.
Sora opened it and found a T-shirt of his favorite band, "Wow, thanks Namine." He said.
"Your welcome." Namine smiled, "Now let's see you're 'special' gift."
"Here we go." Sora handed her a round box wrapped in purple.