Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
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Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
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A "Regular Show" Fanfic
The blue jay and the raccoon were spending yet another afternoon ignoring their usual duties. While some days it's been wrestling a stuffed doll or playing video games, today they decided to be a little more daring and do something a little more audacious.
Mordecai and Rigby were going to just sit on the couch and stare at the blank TV in front of them; hands folded neatly on their laps, sitting up straight, backs against the furniture's cushions.
Just. Doing. Nothing.
"What are the two of you up to now?" The two young workers immediately recognized the voice (along with the sound of gumballs jingling around inside a jar) belonging to their boss, Benson. While they didn't move a single muscle to look, they figured he had walked in through the front door of the establishment, and could tell that he was slightly peeved.
"Nothing," they replied truthfully in unison.
A heavy sigh came from the gumball machine
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Oakheart:I heard it was Redtail's birthday party.
Tigerclaw: Nobody invited you.
Oakheart: Too bad, cuz I made every cat in RiverClan come.
Tigerclaw: You may wanna get away from here Mousefur; Oakheart is angry.
Mousefur: awww...okay...but then i will miss all the fun.
Redtail: We might as well cancel the party. RiverClan is ruining it.
Tigerclaw: But it will ruin your special day!!!!!
Redtail: Whatever. I just don't want BLUESTAR to get involved. Let's leave.
Tigerclaw: Aww...but the party was just getting started...
Bluestar: Spottedleaf, how's Mousefur doing?
Spottedleaf: She has almost recovered completely from the dissapointment of missing the party.
Bluestar: Darn it. I was hoping she would die of sadness.
Spottedleaf: I cannot believe what Redtail did.
Bluestar: I know. He's such a party pooper. Got any messages from StarClan lately?
Bluestar: Like, seriously, what better things do dead cats have to
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"I'm sorry to wake you up, but we have just a few minutes left in our session, and it would be irresponsible of me not to try to help you."
"Look, dude, therapy is lame."
"Then why are you here?"
"Because this sofa is the comfiest thing ever."
"I mean, why did you come in the first place?"
"You know why, dude. My stupid boss said I need to go to counselling, or he's going to fire me."
"OK - why don't you tell me exactly why he's sent you here?"
"It was last week. We'd all just finished work and we were playing football. I hate football but I didn't want to look like a loser. But Muscle Man was being such a jerk. He kept stepping on me. On purpose!"
"Then what happened?"
"What do you think? I kicked him in the junk, but he just pushed me back onto the mud and stood on me again. I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to get out of there. He let me up, I ran off the field and everyone was laughing at me - even Mordecai and Pops."
"From my notes I see that Mordecai's you
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Ravenpaw: (jumping up and down with happiness) The RiverClan cats did it! The one named Oakheart!
Greypaw: Wahhh!! Why? Redtail was my friend!!!!!
Firepaw: Seriously, Greypaw? Do you have to cry about everything?
Ravenpaw: Oakheart killed him because the party was lame!
Spottedleaf: Smart Oakheart...
Ravenpaw: It was SO AWESOME!!!!! (passes out)
Goldenflower: Oh no. Ravenpaw fainted.
Spottedleaf: He fainted due to extreme excitement.
Tigerclaw: (walks in with dead Redtail) Hey guys! What’s up?
Bluestar: How did Redtail die?
Tigerclaw: Oakheart killed him, but Oakheart died in the process.
Bluestar: Darn it...now Oakheart cannot become my evil sidekick. Oh, and now Redtail is in StarClan.
Firepaw: What is StarClan?
Spottedleaf: Creepy stalker ghost cats that watch us from the sky and give us prophecies about fire!
Tigerclaw: Who is that orange cat?
Firepaw: I am Firepaw, the awesomest cat in t
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Mordecai, if you are reading this, I just want to say that I'm really sorry for what I have done. I know that I am not perfect, no one is; I'm sorry for letting you down, hurting you, and costing you your love. I now know that you two were made for each other. I know that you may already know this... but, I've actually never understood what love was, until now. Remember that one time in Middle School where you comforted me at the lunchroom table? Yeah, my parents were going through a rough time... myself too. All I knew at that one point in my life was that cheating was wrong, especially on your partner, your lover, your soulmate. I was so... naive... I didn't know what I was thinking when I did that to you... It was wrong for me to do that, especially for what you did for me back in Middle School, healing me from those horrid days... I feel as if those day
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Just then, he heard a couple giggles coming from....Benson's office?
"Rigby, what are you doing in here?" Mordecai said as he opened the door and looked around, and he saw Rigby by Benson's chair, giggling like an 8 year old girl. He couldn't quite see what his friend was doing. "Dude, what is that?"
"Man, it's too early for questions!" Rigby continued to mess with the chair, not looking at Mordecai.
"Too early? Dude, you were up before me!"
"Well, now you can't complain that I sleep too late!"
"Whatever." He looked around the office, getting a weird feeling. "What are we even doing in Benson's office?"
"The best prank ever! Bam!" He finally stood up, revealing the chair....which still looked perfectly normal.
"So....what'd you do to it?"
Rigby suddenly got the biggest, most evil grin. "Simple. I just unscrewed a couple things and put glue on the seat, so wh
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[At the Park]
[Mordecai, Rigby and Benson are standing next to a photocopy
machine. Benson is holding some documents.]
Benson: Listen up Mordecai and Rigby; I need you to
photocopy these documents. And don't you photocopy your butts!
Mordecai: You can count on us.
[Benson hands Mordecai and Rigby the documents and leaves.
Moments later, Mordecai and Rigby are busy copying the documents.]
Rigby: Aww man, this is boring. Hey, I know, let's photocopy
Mordecai: I don't know Rigby. Benson told us not to do that.
Rigby: Come on Mordecai. He'll never know.
Mordecai: I still don't know…
[Five minutes later…]
[Rigby is sitting on the photocopy machine making copies of
Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOH!!
[The glass on the photocopy machine breaks. Rigby falls
inside the copier.]
Rigby: Mordecai! Help!
[Mordecai pulls Rigby out of the copier.]
Mordecai: Dude, are you okay?
[Rigby pulls a bit of glass from his butt]:
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The drive back to the house that night was one of the hardest things I had to do in my life. I had to pay attention to the road and comfort Pops, who was now sobbing and whimpering on my shoulder. Not to mention I had to keep my tears from affecting my vision.
I never really was fond of Rigby, in fact, I hated him! But to see him die right before my eyes so brutally it certainly hurt. Rigby was lazy, selfish, and unresposible, but he DID NOT deserve to die.
Not like that.
I snapped out of my thoughts when I heard a soft choke in the back seat of my car. Mixing with pops shivering whimpers it was heard again.
Mordecai hasn't said a word since we left the hospital.
I peaked at him cautiously through the mirror. His head was down, his wings wrapped around his lanky body. I could tell he was slightly shivering, and swallowing hard. I caught a small glimpse of a tear roll down his beak once we pulled into the park driveway.
As soon as I unlocked the door, Mo
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Smudge: Was I in it?
Rusty: Thankfully, no.
Smudge: Where are you going?
Rusty: The woods. And you are not awesome enough to come with.
Smudge: But I love you, Rusty!
Rusty: I really don’t care.
Smudge: Henry went into the woods.
Rusty: he did not stay long...
Smudge: Rusty, please don’t go! PLEASE!
Rusty: too bad.
Rusty: These woods are so boring.There is nothing here. Oh look! A mouse!
Greypaw: No! That mouse is mine! (jumps on Rusty)
Rusty: Get off of me! I saw it first!
Greypaw: Wahh! I was hungry!
Rusty: I really could not care less...
Greypaw: You are a meanie!
Rusty: Well, you are a wimp.
Greypaw: BLUESTAR!!!!!THIS KITTYPET CALLED ME A WIMP!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: Hello, Kittypet.
Rusty: Your friend here is bothering me.
Bluestar:This crybaby is not m friend.
Greypaw: What??? Wahhh!!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: You know, Kittypet, you shuld join our clan.
Bluestar: Because while I was being your st
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"Looks like our flight will be taking off in an hour," said Skips, reading off the giant billboard with the list of times.
"Sweet, enough time to grab some grub," said Rigby, "C'mon Mordecai."
"Right behind you, dude!" said Mordecai as the two friends ran off towards the food court.
"Don't cause any trouble!" Benson shouted after the two, "Because if you guys get arrested, I'm not bailing you out again!"
But secretly, Benson did hope the two did
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Mordecai and Rigby sat on the couch watching TV. It was a Saturday, and Saturday meant relaxation.
Rigby wiped his mouth, feeling it was dry. Stupid mouth.
"Hey Mordecai, do me a solid and get me some soda."
Mordecai simply glared at him.
"Dude, I'm never doing solids with you again."
"Ah man, why not?"
Mordecai scoffed. "You don't remember what happened last time? How you almost messed the house up? And you almost destroyed my rep because of the..you know.."
Rigby started to chuckle. "Oh yeah, I remember. That was awesome." He chuckled.
"Hope you enjoyed it, because I'm never doing that again, same goes for the solids."
"What? C'mon man, my mouth's dry and my feet are asleep. Please?"
"Fine." Mordecai grinned. "But I have a solid for you once I get back."
"Pfft, bring it on, man. You suck at giving solids."
Mordecai went to get him a glass of soda. As he came back, he smiled gleefully as he watched the raccoon guzzle the soda. When he was
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Rigby would have attended, but he knew that Mordecai would be there, giving him death stares and having the look of him about to murder the raccoon. He decided to just stay in the house and play some video games, eat some snacks, and do whatever that would entertain him.
The raccoon sighed, "It sounds awesome out there..." At that moment, he thought to himself about how Mordecai and him would be rocking out to that concert. How they would be drinking cans and cans of soda and fist pumping in the air. He sighed one more time and continued t
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"But Professor-" I pleaded.
"I'm sorry, but you've given me little choice. Add this to your performance on last week's exam-"
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''Always''After Mordecai finished up setting up the chairs, he took a break. He opened up a fresh cold bottle of water and sat down in one of the chairs, propping his feet up on another.''Always''2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"Well, that was easy. No delays holding me back, " he said while gazing out into the open lawn. "This concert is going to awesome, I cannot wait!"
He turned around and saw the stage behind him, knowing that stage would be full of instruments and the chairs all around him would be full of attendance. He glanced over and saw Skips and Pops with flyers in their hands, setting them on telephone posts and on the side walls of the buildings of downtown. The blue jay sighed as the chilly October air brushed against his feathers. Mordecai continued to stare at the lawn, the trees, everything. And then an important memory came rolling back in Memory Lane.
Mordecai wrapped his wings around Margaret, who was standing near a tree. They both blushed and she gave him small pecks on his cheeks. Mordecai couldn't help but
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Full Name: Rhiannon Ann Elizabeth Evans.
Why was she named that: Named after her Grandmother ‘Ann Elizabeth Evans’.
Nicknames: Rhi (Most common nickname), Rhian, Evans, Blodyn (Welsh for ‘Flower’), Dami’s girl, Rhi-Ann, The Sidekick, Sweet Cheeks.
Age: Depends on the situation. Most common ages: 16 (Teenage/Young version of Rhiannon) and 26 (Adult version of Rhiannon where she has a family/job).
Date of birth: 28th of January.
Gender: Female (Obvious I know, but had to be said )
Nationality: 100% Welsh and always proud of it.
Languages she can speak: Welsh (Fluently, 1st language), English (Fluently, 2nd language), French (Some words, 3rd language).
Birthplace: Wales, UK.
Brought up/From: A little village in West Wales.
Other locations she’s lived in: Springfield, USA and New York, USA. She moved to Springfield when
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The college freshman, Mike Wazowski, was trying to practice the perfect roar for the upcoming Scare Games. After completely getting in by the first round because of luck, he was really trying to bump up his and the Oozma Kappa's skills.
Mike was in the small room he shared with James Sullivan at Scott Squibbles's house. He didn't know or care where James was or what he was doing, he was just happy that he got to stay in the room alone.
As if on cue, James P. Sullivan burst through the door, flinging it open. Unfortunately, Mike was on the opposite side of the door and got shot across the room.
"Oh, sorry, buddy," Sullivan said with a smirk, then chuckled a bit.
"You better be," Mike brushed himself off.
"So, ahh... Whatcha doing?"
"If you must know, I was practicing."
"Practicing? For what?"
"Oh, I don't know... maybe the thing that is going to help get us back into Scare school!"
"Oh yeah, that... Mike, I gotta tell ya, those guys don't have it. Wha
|Stockholm Syndrome|"It's all my fault.... I shouldn't have done that... I wasn't thinking clearly....," a depressed raccoon quietly said to himself, trying not to let anyone hear him. He laid there with tears in his eyes. Rigby curled in a ball and finally went to sleep, even though the sun was slowly rising in the horizon. He barely got any sleep last night due to the paranoid thoughts that he had; thoughts that would haunt him if he was dreaming or not.|Stockholm Syndrome|2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
One of the petrifying thoughts were of Mordecai murdering him for what he had done; it was a thought at first, but then it turned into a complete nightmare. The smile that Mordecai gave to his ex-friend before giving the final blow, yeah, that would scare anyone.
Rigby's little dark ringed eyes had finally shut and his mind was ready for slumber, but it wasn't too long after he had fallen asleep, he was woken up. The sun shined through the windows and onto the sleepy raccoon. He opened one eye lid and sighed, getting off of the trampoline while rubbing
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Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they