Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Jack o'lanternJack o'lantern3 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
tiny orange kitten
smells of autumn splendor, sweet
Jack o'lantern secrets.
Adventure time plz accountsAdventure time plz accounts3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Did this because i was bored ill add more later....
Lisa's Choice Ch. 12 Final ChapterA simpsons FanficLisa's Choice Ch. 12 Final Chapter4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
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Lisa leaned against the side of Bob's car. He had loaded up their purchases already. When Lisa didn't say anything he broke the silence.
"Not to pressure you Lisa, but where are we going to look? She might have simply run away."
"She wouldn't have run. Bart left her alone before, because our parents were more likely to believe her then me. No, she didn't run. Bart took her somewhere."
Lisa had been asking herself that very same question. Bart could only go so far dragging a little girl with him, and knowing him this was a game. No doubt he would be expecting her to come after him. Though he probably envisioned her groveling not pissed as she was. He would pick a deserted building most likely and one the police won't think to look. It suddenly clicked.
Please Wake UpWhat the heck had happened? Mordecai was just there, sitting at the table. And then poof! He was gone. "What happened?" Benson asked, just as confused as anyone. Well, except for the employees who were looking grave.Please Wake Up3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"We tried to stop him," said the man who last spoke to Mordecai, "we tried to save him."
"What are you talking about?" Muscleman asked.
"There's one final part of the Eggscellent Challenge," the man explained, "and no one ever-"
"I'm back!" Everyone turned and saw Mordecai, smiling and holding his prize. That blue net hat with that infamous phrase "I'm Eggscellent" plastered right on the front.
The park employees cheered while the restaurant employees looked dumbfounded. "Maybe he really was 'the One'," the manager said, before giving a small smile.
"So, you ready to wake Rigby up?" Skips asked. Mordecai nodded. Together, all six friends walked out of the small diner.
The bluejay was calm and collected on the outside, but at the same time anxious. He hadn't heard his frien
Down + The Fallen Interlude"I don't see why Rigby is acting like a crybaby. He should have seen it coming," Mordecai said to himself as he got comfortable.Down + The Fallen Interlude3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"Oh, that's right. He just doesn't think straight..." Mordecai said while facing the wall next to his bed. "He's always up to something..."
After minutes of wallowing and mumbling about Rigby, Mordecai began to remember the fun times that he had had with Margaret. How they laughed with each other while holding hands at the fancy restaurant downtown, swinging back and forth and having a good time.
"Those laughs...those memories.." Mordecai clinched his covers with his hands and a tear rolled down his left cheek. His eyes were now burning with the salt water that was now pouring from his eyes.
Your vows of silence fall all over
The look in your eyes makes me crazy
I feel the darkness break upon her
I'll take you over if you let me
(You did this)
Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now, I need you so bad..
Lisa's Choice Ch. 10A simpsons FanficLisa's Choice Ch. 104 years ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
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Lisa leafed through a book not quite interested in it. Being left alone in Bob's apartment left an anxious pit in her stomach and every tiny noise put her on edge. A half-eaten sandwich sat on the table forgotten. Around noon she had attempted to eat something, but found herself not hungry.
"What have you gotten yourself into Lisa?" She asked herself. They couldn't stay in Springfield, not if they wanted any normal sort of life. Something better than what passed as normal in the dumb town she called home. She amused herself by imagining what sort of jobs they could do. Together they could do anything; maybe they could go into theater together. Bob certainly had the voice for it. One idea kept popping up in her thoughts. She had always had a natural inclination
Warriors Into the Wild Parody: Chapters 1,2,3Rusty: I had a dream abou a mouse last night.Warriors Into the Wild Parody: Chapters 1,2,33 years ago in Humor More Like This
Smudge: Was I in it?
Rusty: Thankfully, no.
Smudge: Where are you going?
Rusty: The woods. And you are not awesome enough to come with.
Smudge: But I love you, Rusty!
Rusty: I really don’t care.
Smudge: Henry went into the woods.
Rusty: he did not stay long...
Smudge: Rusty, please don’t go! PLEASE!
Rusty: too bad.
Rusty: These woods are so boring.There is nothing here. Oh look! A mouse!
Greypaw: No! That mouse is mine! (jumps on Rusty)
Rusty: Get off of me! I saw it first!
Greypaw: Wahh! I was hungry!
Rusty: I really could not care less...
Greypaw: You are a meanie!
Rusty: Well, you are a wimp.
Greypaw: BLUESTAR!!!!!THIS KITTYPET CALLED ME A WIMP!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: Hello, Kittypet.
Rusty: Your friend here is bothering me.
Bluestar:This crybaby is not m friend.
Greypaw: What??? Wahhh!!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: You know, Kittypet, you shuld join our clan.
Bluestar: Because while I was being your st
RS: Over the Top AftermathRS: Over the Top Aftermath4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The drive back to the house that night was one of the hardest things I had to do in my life. I had to pay attention to the road and comfort Pops, who was now sobbing and whimpering on my shoulder. Not to mention I had to keep my tears from affecting my vision.
I never really was fond of Rigby, in fact, I hated him! But to see him die right before my eyes so brutally it certainly hurt. Rigby was lazy, selfish, and unresposible, but he DID NOT deserve to die.
Not like that.
I snapped out of my thoughts when I heard a soft choke in the back seat of my car. Mixing with pops shivering whimpers it was heard again.
Mordecai hasn't said a word since we left the hospital.
I peaked at him cautiously through the mirror. His head was down, his wings wrapped around his lanky body. I could tell he was slightly shivering, and swallowing hard. I caught a small glimpse of a tear roll down his beak once we pulled into the park driveway.
As soon as I unlocked the door, Mo
HP - DetentionI'm usually a decent student in potions. Add in the fact that I'm Professor Snape's favorite student, and it's obvious that I get good grades in that class. But even I occasionally make mistakes - perfect though I am - and this was a rather huge one. Even Snape wasn't sure how I'd messed up the potion, but it was very clear I'd messed it up as bad as I possibly could.HP - Detention4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I'm going to have to give you detention for this, Draco," Snape said quietly, as the other students gathered there things and walked out of the dungeon. I expected some sort of punishment when Snape told me to stay after class - I figured it would be a matter of house points. But detention?
"But Professor-" I pleaded.
"I'm sorry, but you've given me little choice. Add this to your performance on last week's exam-"
"You gave me a pretty decent grade on that test, though" I said
"I was being generous." Snape said meaningfully, "Very generous. No, Draco, it's clear you haven't been paying any attention in this class,
Regular Crack Chapter 10~10th crack pairing: Benson and Margaret~Regular Crack Chapter 104 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Benson was sitting in his office, doing some paperwork as usual.
Where are those idiots with my coffee? They've been gone like 2 hours!
Soon enough, Mordecai and Rigby came through the door.
"Sorry we're late, Benson. We got your coffee." He set it down on the desk.
"Better late than forever, right?" Rigby chuckled at himself.
"Uh, it's never, dude, not forever." Mordecai corrected.
"Why on Earth did it take you guys 2 hours to get me one small coffee? I can't believe you guys actually SLACKED OFF on getting coffee!"
"Nono Benson, we just got caught up!"
"Yeah," Rigby said. "Mordecai wouldn't stop talking to 'Maaaargaret'-AH!" Mordecai punched him.
"It'll never happen again, Benson. I promise."
Benson raised an eyebrow. "I'm sure." He took a sip of the coffee and put it right down. "Ugh, it's all cold and weird-tasting now." He got up from his seat. "You morons can drink that coffee, I'll get my own!" With that, he left.
A Regular Romance - Ch.4: In the MorningIn the morning, Mordecai opened his eyes to see…A Regular Romance - Ch.4: In the Morning3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Margaret’s face? He jumped and almost fell right off his mattress. His heart raced again. Her breathing was soft and rhythmic; indicating she was still asleep. He stayed put in his bed until she rolled over and stretched. She glanced over at him and whispered “Morning!” with a small smile.
“Good morning!” Mordecai whispered, feeling very much like he was back in grade school. He took the moment to notice that Margaret looked even prettier in the morning than at a normal time in the day. He thought there was some stereotype that girls woke up in the morning with hair all astray and dead-looking faces without their make-up. Margaret obviously doesn’t fit that stereotype, Mordecai thought.
The two got up and examined their sleeping friends. Eileen had rolled over and she was nestled into Rigby, whose arm wrapped around her. The two other friends snickered. “Their blankets must have fallen off
-Drarry- Secrets 06Potions-Drarry- Secrets 062 years ago in Romance More Like This
Nods followed that statement, and Harry smiled. "Thanks, guys. That means a lot to me. But, erm, can't a bloke get a break? I would really like to dress, now that you've woken me up." He mock-glared at Seamus, who saluted him, before everybody scampered off to their part of the room.
Harry sighed. It was bound to be a long day.
Harry was determined as he made his way across the Potions classroom, his eyes and jaw set. He moved his eyes over the pale figure he was looking for, before he put his bag down next to the table and slid in next to Malfoy.
The other teen stiffened, before he glanced at Harry, his brow furrowed. "Potter."
"Malfoy," Harry greeted him brightly, a grin on his lips. He glanced over to Hermione and nodded minutely. She gave a small nod back, before their attention was snatched by the professor. The blond continued gazing at him with suspicion. Harry really
-Asthenia-"Last night," Mordecai started, "He was crying... crying about how he screwed up our friendship, " the avian said to himself as he drove the cart through the park, getting to the fountain to clean it from the fallen leaves and other debris. That moment when he saw the small upset raccoon cry, something inside told him to go forth and make a bond with him, but his mind said no; he listened to his mind.-Asthenia-3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
He stopped the cart, looked around and stared ahead, the fountain all dirty looking. Leaves were on the ground around it and were in it, making the water turn a light green color. Mordecai got out of the cart and approached the fountain.
"Aw, sick!" He said as he reached down and picked up a bent empty water bottle. With the bottle held by two fingers, the avian pulled out a black plastic trash bag and put it in there. And now it was time to target the rest of the mess. The cold, green, murky water began to slowly drain, leaving nothing but trash inside the moist fountain. He reached down
Regular Show: UniformUniformRegular Show: Uniform4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"C'mon, dude. Best ten out of nineteen."
Mordecai and Rigby were standing in the park next to the lawn mower. The blue jay and raccoon had been playing rock, paper, scissors for quite a while to see who would drive the machine. As soon as one would win, the other would beg to play again. This time, it was Rigby asking Mordecai.
"Fine," Mordecai sighed. "But this is seriously the last time we're playing."
The two threw their hands down at the same time. Mordecai's formed a pair of scissors, while Rigby's was balled into a fist, to signify rock.
"Crap," the blue jay muttered. "Best twelve out of wait, what number were we on again?"
The raccoon thought for a moment. "Y'know, I can't remember. But it doesn't matter because you said that's the last time we're playing! OOOOHHH!!!" Rigby spun in a circle towards the driver's side of the lawn mower. "Looks like you're riding shotgun."
Suddenly, their boss Benson's voice boomed out from behind them. "HEY! You two were suppos
It's Just CarpetPhew....another week of work done....another week of it is sure to come....It's Just Carpet4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Benson hopelessly sighed as he sat down at the bar. First thing he saw was the bartender looking at him.
"A bottle of lite, that's all." The bartender nodded and walked away, chuckling at how lightly the bubblegum man likes to drink.
Even though it was Friday and the week was over, there was just no smile on Benson's face whatsoever.
My life has absolutely no point. It's all the same jazz. I'm just gonna go back to my crappy apartment, watch some crappy TV, then find out that it's gonna be Monday the next day and go to sleep. Then the rut begins all over again..
Soon after, the bartender came back.
"Here's your bottle of milk, kiddie." The bartender dropped the lite beer and just walked away, guffawing behind his long beard as he walked to other customers. Benson simply sighed and took a sip. "Simpleton."
Benson instantly recognized the voice and slightly cringed, looking at his bottle.
Speaking of si
''Always''After Mordecai finished up setting up the chairs, he took a break. He opened up a fresh cold bottle of water and sat down in one of the chairs, propping his feet up on another.''Always''3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"Well, that was easy. No delays holding me back, " he said while gazing out into the open lawn. "This concert is going to awesome, I cannot wait!"
He turned around and saw the stage behind him, knowing that stage would be full of instruments and the chairs all around him would be full of attendance. He glanced over and saw Skips and Pops with flyers in their hands, setting them on telephone posts and on the side walls of the buildings of downtown. The blue jay sighed as the chilly October air brushed against his feathers. Mordecai continued to stare at the lawn, the trees, everything. And then an important memory came rolling back in Memory Lane.
Mordecai wrapped his wings around Margaret, who was standing near a tree. They both blushed and she gave him small pecks on his cheeks. Mordecai couldn't help but
Warriors Into The Wild Parody-PrologueTigerclaw: Oakheart, why are you here at Sunningrocks?Warriors Into The Wild Parody-Prologue3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oakheart:I heard it was Redtail's birthday party.
Tigerclaw: Nobody invited you.
Oakheart: Too bad, cuz I made every cat in RiverClan come.
Tigerclaw: You may wanna get away from here Mousefur; Oakheart is angry.
Mousefur: awww...okay...but then i will miss all the fun.
Redtail: We might as well cancel the party. RiverClan is ruining it.
Tigerclaw: But it will ruin your special day!!!!!
Redtail: Whatever. I just don't want BLUESTAR to get involved. Let's leave.
Tigerclaw: Aww...but the party was just getting started...
Bluestar: Spottedleaf, how's Mousefur doing?
Spottedleaf: She has almost recovered completely from the dissapointment of missing the party.
Bluestar: Darn it. I was hoping she would die of sadness.
Spottedleaf: I cannot believe what Redtail did.
Bluestar: I know. He's such a party pooper. Got any messages from StarClan lately?
Bluestar: Like, seriously, what better things do dead cats have to
A Very Regular Christmas"That's it, Rigby! Just a little to the left… you're getting it! Mordecai, go outside and get some more firewood from the pile. And Thomas! Stop slacking and put up those lights!"A Very Regular Christmas3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"But Muscle Man wrapped them around my horns," the goat protested lamely. Benson silenced him with an upraised palm.
"The only words I want to hear from your mouth, Thomas, are, 'OK, I'll put up the lights.' Or, 'Hey, Benson, some more egg nog?'"
The goat sighed. "Hey, Benson. Some more egg nog?"
"Not now, Thomas! OK, Rigby, that's perfect!"
Rigby beamed with a look of genuine pride. He'd set the star on top of the tree with peerless accuracy. He leapt down from the top and landed in Benson's arms, laughing.
"Well, look what the star guided us this Christmas," said Skips. "It's a dirty raccoon."
"Yeah, yeah," said Rigby, rolling his eyes. "I don't see any wise men around here. Except you, Skips. You always got my back."
Muscle Man made a noise like a dying car engine. "Enough of the lovey-dovey
|Stockholm Syndrome|"It's all my fault.... I shouldn't have done that... I wasn't thinking clearly....," a depressed raccoon quietly said to himself, trying not to let anyone hear him. He laid there with tears in his eyes. Rigby curled in a ball and finally went to sleep, even though the sun was slowly rising in the horizon. He barely got any sleep last night due to the paranoid thoughts that he had; thoughts that would haunt him if he was dreaming or not.|Stockholm Syndrome|3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
One of the petrifying thoughts were of Mordecai murdering him for what he had done; it was a thought at first, but then it turned into a complete nightmare. The smile that Mordecai gave to his ex-friend before giving the final blow, yeah, that would scare anyone.
Rigby's little dark ringed eyes had finally shut and his mind was ready for slumber, but it wasn't too long after he had fallen asleep, he was woken up. The sun shined through the windows and onto the sleepy raccoon. He opened one eye lid and sighed, getting off of the trampoline while rubbing
:-Easy Target-:The October night was still young and now, at the park, the concert was now taking place. People rocking out everywhere, with drinks in hand, throwing their fists up in the air; it is a wonder if none of them started a mosh pit. The singers singing in the microphones and the strumming of guitars and the beating of the drums. Everyone was having a wonderful time. Benson was impressed of Skips and his plan and watched as the money poured in, literally.:-Easy Target-:3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Rigby would have attended, but he knew that Mordecai would be there, giving him death stares and having the look of him about to murder the raccoon. He decided to just stay in the house and play some video games, eat some snacks, and do whatever that would entertain him.
The raccoon sighed, "It sounds awesome out there..." At that moment, he thought to himself about how Mordecai and him would be rocking out to that concert. How they would be drinking cans and cans of soda and fist pumping in the air. He sighed one more time and continued t
Frender Drabble #1Fry/Bender Drabbles: #1Frender Drabble #13 months ago in Romance More Like This
Description: Leela’s become confused by the recent behavior changes between a certain robot and delivery boy.
A/N: I haven’t written a fanfiction for anything in nearly two years, so I’m totally out of it. I think maybe writing drabbles will help with this, and get me back on a writing streak. Anyhoo, I’ve been watching Futurama again, and my love for this pairing came back. Apologies if anything seems a tad OOC. If you have any drabble requests, please inform me. I could use them.
How Leela found out her friends were dating, it took quite a bit for her to figure out. They still acted the same as they always did. It just took thinking to realize the clues she had seen, but dismissed.
Bender still always made comments toward Fry, talking down to him sometimes. He was still an asshole. But…now that Leela thought about it, she noticed that his comments had toned down just a little. They didn’t seem as frequent. And