i like my sugar with two teaspoons of coffee! 2You are fucked.i like my sugar with two teaspoons of coffee! 23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are completely an utterly fucked in the worst way imaginable.
You are fucked and there is no help for you, not any, you are alone up the creek in a stupid floaty raft because you were too cheap to get a real boat and there is a giant fucking tear in your useless floating raft, and all the air is hissing out, and the air is laughing at you, in jaunty-as-fuck little hisses of malicious glee, because you are fucked and even the fucking air fucking knows how fucked you are.
You are royally flipping your shit and imaginary air is laugh-hissing at you in your mind because you are flipping your shit that fucking hard.
You are pretty sure you have a date.
You are equally sure that you do not know how to deal with a date, and you are way more sure that you are not asking your brother for help, desperately as you need it, regardless of your brother being completely homosexual and in possession of a boyfriend. The dude's a dick. And you ar