LaF: Steve the Elevator OperatorSteve was a very disinterested magpie. His parents had been pressuring him constantly to fly out into the world and stop living in the downstairs nest. Finally, Steve's parents became so frustrated that they kicked him out with nothing but a job application for a hotel in a distant land. With no friends that would put up with his laziness and no sparkling feathers that would make girls swoon, he journeyed to the mountains and by some miracle was given a chance for an interview.LaF: Steve the Elevator Operator3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A female raven at the hotel told Steve that there was one position he could fill with his poor qualifications. She described it as being an often unnoticed but crucial job. Room and board would be free and the work wasn't hard at all. Steve accepted immediately, thinking he had found the perfect lazy job. In fact, the magpie had just accepted the position of "junior elevator operator."
Job training took place in less than 30 seconds. "Alright," the senior elevator operator told him. He was a very old blue