Osmund Saddler ThemesongWhoooooooooooooo~Osmund Saddler Themesong2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Live in a castle on a creepy hill?
Who bends the Ganados and preists to his will?
If naughty tentacles ain't somethin' ya wish
Then stock up on ammo, first aid spray and fish!
The KalkuhkalkThe KalkuhkalkThe Kalkuhkalk4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
The dominant order of life on the galkgrokst homeworld evolved from something not unlike our sea urchins: a central oblate body, protected by a bone-like shell, housing the major organs, with between three and five specialized tentacle-like limbs with their own independent nervous systems which do not really coordinate with the central body or each other. In most cases, one of these limbs has become specialized for eating and sensing, one for reproduction, and the others for locomotion. Land-dwelling members of this group have almost universally developed internal bone-like structures in those limbs used for locomotion.
The kalkuhkalk, the only real domestic animal the galkgrokst have, is, like most animals on the galkgrokst homeworld (and rather unlike the galkgrokst themselves), a member of the family described above. Its wild ancestors were social, highly aggressive herbivores first domesticated almost 20,000 years ago and subjected to intense artificial selection al
Secret Tub Fun 9 - ApplejackDear Journal,Secret Tub Fun 9 - Applejack2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"That don't sound right "
"No, that's even worse."
I'm a bit dusty and dirty right now, so you'll have to forgive me if I drop you in the tub water. Shouldn't be a problem, since I've got you on a desk I use to balance my sums, but I apologize in advance either way.
This is your first sight of the world I reckon, so I'm gonna tell you where you came from. Pinkie Pie gave you to me as a birthday present a few days back, told me it was 'something I needed', just like that. She even showed me hers so I could get a feel for what goes into a book like you, but there is no way on this world I'm gonna spout off like she did. Throwing out your love-life like that is just unseemly and not a little bit obnoxious. (And mine ain't none of your business, so don't ask.) And conciseness is a virtue, Pinkie! I know you like to talk, but come on! Near a hundred pages full of nothing but how
Sunset Alternate Ending"My name," she replied, her voice booming and commanding to all who should hear it. "Is Eos now. 'Her Royal Highness, Princess Eos of Equestria, Regent of the Sun.' Do not forget that, CELESTIA."Sunset Alternate Ending3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Please don't kill me, Twi-" Celestia was cut short by a flash of magic that left her nothing more than a red stain on the once elegant floor.
Eos silently grinned in triumph. At last, the world was free of that dastardly and evil pony who dared defy the universe. Now, all that remained was that pesky Regent of the Moon.
Luna shivered as the now immortal Eos walked slowly up to her, eyes steeled in murderous determination. It was then that she noticed her stare. She looked back into those purple pools, working her magic. "Please! Twilight! Come back to your senses! You're better than this! Remember who you were... remember who you've hurt today. Yes, you're a Golem, but that's no excuse to hurt, traumatize and kill anypony! Please!"
"Anypony." Eos said softly "I'm not anypony, am I? Just a pil
Secret Tub Fun 10 - GildaThe following is a transcription-via-spell from questioning sessions involving the individuals responsible for the events taking place at Mayor Mare's residence and the Heavenly Hooves Day Spa. Ms. JELLY DONUT is the recorder (and ardent admirer of our boys in blue), and all actions are taken from her own observations as well as those of fellow policeponies. Police dialogue was added later during the compilation of these reports to give a more complete view of events of that night. All swear words have been edited out to spare our wonderful Princess' sensitive eyes from vulgar police dialogue.Secret Tub Fun 10 - Gilda2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
[RECORDER'S NOTE: Sergeant SILVER SHIELD is a tall, blue-coated unicorn stallion of athletic build and close-cropped black mane, cutie mark is of a pair of handcuffs. It is this recorder's opinion that he is a total hunk.]
SILVER SHIELD: "This is Sergeant Silver Shield of Ponyville Police Department speaking with the individual known as Gilda T. Griffon regarding the eve
For Want of a Dawn - Chapter 3 [Please read the Author's Notes in the description before reading!]For Want of a Dawn - Chapter 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Loyalty and Generosity.
"Greetings, mine children," spoke a voice from the darkness. "Allow me the chance to show thee a time before; naught but four years in the past from the day Twilight Sparkle returned to Equestria. It was a time of darkness and confusion, more so than the present hour, for the battle lines had yet to be drawn and ponies were choosing where they stood. Our heroine had been absent from the world for six years when the events thou shalt see came to be.
"I know that it is disruptive to break from the moment, but in mine judgement, I think thou will appreciate seeing things happen in real-time, to better understand the plight. No, I am not the author of THIS story, nor will I play any major role. I stand as naught but a literary device, for the moment. I am Rachana, the creator of Earth and Moon, beloved wi
Eight GodsFour gods sat on the windowsill,Eight Gods5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
were once eight gods waged war and will.
And if the gods themselves my die,
what does that say for you and I.
Three gods sat on the windowsill,
were once eight gods waged war and will.
Two lap at dark blood to grow stronger still,
while one moves in to enforce his will.
Two gods sit on the windowsill,
were once eight gods waged war and will.
One acts now to claim the prize,
the other wait and bides his time.
One god sits on the windowsill,
were once eight gods waged war and will.
Seems none will oppose this dark god's will,
but will he be content on the windowsill?
No gods sit on the windowsill,
were once eight gods waged war and will.
For even the gods themselves my die,
by the hands of mear mortals like you and I.
EHL Part XVI - Semis Game 1EHL Part XVI - Semis Game 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Equestria Hockey League Part XVI Semifinals: Game 1
Ponyville Pond was alive with lights and echoing sounds. The Ponyville Golden Leafs, fresh off their quarterfinals series victory over the Manehattan Rangers, were hard at work preparing for their next opponent, the Cloudsdale Red Wings. The pounding of the puck on the boards reverberated to the rafters as a faint smell of sweat dissipated into the cold air. Once the Leafs' general practice routine was finished, Twilight rounded up the team to go over strategy.
"Alright team, when we face Cloudsdale, we have a very big task in front of us. Spitfire is the best scorer in the EHL and she's super fast. We're going to pay special attention to her in order to stop her from single-handedly beating us. I want us to double team her to ensure we always have somepony pressuring her. To practice this task, we're all going to chase Rainbow in pairs. Rarity and Applejack will go first, then Fluttershy and I, then Bi
EHL Part XV - Qtrs: Game 3EHL Part XV - Qtrs: Game 32 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Equestria Hockey League Part XV Quarterfinals: Game 3
On the eve of the most important game of their young careers, Twilight Sparkle and the Ponyville Golden Leafs were putting the finishing touches on what could potentially be their last practice. The main objective was to pound the Rangers with physicality and to stifle them with tight defense. Toward the end of practice, Rarity began to feel a throbbing pain in her hooves. She skated off to the side boards and plopped herself down to take her front skates off. Concerned, Twilight rushed over to see what was wrong.
"What's wrong, Rarity? Are you hurt?"
"Oh Twilight, I shouldn't have done it. I thought I was going to be okay! I had no idea it would come back to haunt me so!"
Twilight was greatly confused. "Just what are you talking about?"
"Well I received an extremely important order for twenty hockey jersey dresses. I would have declined but the money was just too good to turn down. The dresses were v
EHL Part XIV - Qtrs: Game 2EHL Part XIV - Qtrs: Game 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Equestria Hockey League Part XIV Quarterfinals: Game 2
"Come onnnn! Where is it? I scheduled us to leave at four! It's already going on five!" shouted an exasperated Twilight Sparkle. In front of their mountain of hockey bags, the Ponyville Golden Leafs stood waiting for their carriage to Manehattan. Twilight nervously paced about while each of her friends followed her with their eyes.
"Don't pace yourself too hard, dear. You don't want to get tired before the game, do you? Come stand here and relax," said Rarity as she shooed away Applejack to make room.
Applejack shot Rarity a quick, stern look before moving over. "Rarity's right, Twi. We need to conserve all the energy we can if we wanna be sharp for tonight. Energy savin' is mighty important, ain't it big brother?"
"Eeyup. That's the truth alright."
Twilight stopped her pacing but instead directed her nervousness into rapidly tapping her hoof. "But if we're late for the game, they might ma
The Sun's Song, Ch. 17The great town of Bridleburg lay about an hour's hard gallop from the end of the ridge, sprawling over a large swath of flatland. It is a major transportation hub, as railroad tracks stretch away from it in every direction. Need a train to Fillydelphia? How about Bittsburgh, or Hayouston? If you needed a ride to a major city, Bridleburg would get you there thanks to their swift yet sturdy trains, complete with anywhere from four to twenty little horsepower. You couldn't get everywhere from Bridleburg, of coursePonyville was more of a northern frontier town, and Canterlot's general location made train travel difficult. You could, however, go many places such as Appleoosa, which just so happens to be the destination of a certain quartet of little ponies.The Sun's Song, Ch. 172 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
One train pulled out of Bridleburg, moving south towards Appleoosa. It was late in the evening, and it took roughly a day to reach the town. The lighting wasn't as bad as it had been the last two days, however; for a gleaming
EHL Pt 8.5- All Star AdventureEHL Pt 8.5- All Star Adventure2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Equestria Hockey League Part 8.5 All-Star Adventure
It was day one of EHL All-Star Weekend. Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash were excited to leave Ponyville behind for a small vacation and to mingle with the greatest the EHL had to offer. Since all the festivities were being held in Canterlot this year, Twilight and Rainbow were transported by a royal chariot to the capitol city. When their chariot landed, they were met by EHL Commissioner Gary Bettpony and the rest of the EHL executives. The royal palace was adorned in multiple banners and decorations. Each EHL team had their logo emblazoned on a banner as well as a magical floating portrait of their all-star selections. Twilight and Rainbow squealed excitedly when they saw their massive photo shot floating above the Golden Leafs' banner. As the all-star Golden Leafs trotted on toward the palace, a trumpet fanfare from the royal guards blared out, announcing their arrival.
As they approached the royal
Appeal From Your Baser NatureHello, my dearest darlingAppeal From Your Baser Nature4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Do you remember me?
I've spent along time waiting
Watching on T.V.
I am the sea from which you rose
(Perhaps you don't recall)
And should the Gods grant you repose
Into my sea you'll fall.
I fill the empty heads of fools
(Who are not in short supply)
They are nothing but the tools
To sound my battle cry.
I'm the fundamental level
Of every Human soul
Reduced to your essentials-
That's when I take control.
You've fought me off for centuries
But I only need win once-
And it's back to aristocracies,
Clergies and witch-hunts.
Your books may grant you succour
Your mind keep me at bay;
But should you ever falter
I'll carry you astray.
School DragonEverything hurt for the small dragon, as it picked itself up from the cold stone floor. Unsure of anything, it sat for a few moments, trying to make the world stop spinning so fast. What had happened? It couldnt remember what had happened as it grunted and shook its head to clear its mind. It waited for its eyes to adjust to the poor light of the room, then looked around where it was. The room was large and dark; many boxes were piled up on top of each other, which scared the little dragon at first. It sniffed the air. Stale and hard. Without anything else to do the little dragon started to pad around the room slowly trying not to walk into anything. The room was large and damp. The boxes were made of cardboard and paper was strewn across the floor. Desks and chairs were piled in corners. As the little dragon walked, it stared at the old desks. Something suddenly seemed to jump into its snout and it jumped back. From its newly acquired sitting position the little dragoSchool Dragon5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
RP character descriptionRP character description6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Name - Peter Pendragon (I never use my real last name online XD)
Nicknames - Werechu/Wyraach Ur/Wyraach/Pete
Age - 21 (Char will be 22 on May 7th)
Gender - Male
Additional - is a Lucario Pokémorph
Personality - He is usually pleasent and friendly towards everyone, but at times he may keep to himself. He is not known to anger easily, but if he becomes enraged, it can usually take a fair bit to calm him down. He never backs down from any fights, and shows nothing but the upmost respect to his opponents and any Pokémon, be they his own or those in the wild. If you ever befriend him, he would prove to be a loyal and caring friend. In some battles, being a Pokémorph, he might send himself into the frey. If he was to ever encounter an injured Pokémon, he would try to heal it with the medicine at his disposal, or failing that, would take it to a nearby Pokémon centre.
Description - Light blue fu
Who I pretend to be (Victoria's poem 10)On the outside,Who I pretend to be (Victoria's poem 10)10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'm deadly as can be.
I'll beat you down,
I'll make you beg,
I'll break you.
On the inside,
I'm just the real me.
I'll love you,
I'll help you.
I'm not who I pretend to be.
.:The People of the Caravan:.Mama G.:The People of the Caravan:.1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Age: Late 20's, Early 30's | Pre-Mushroom War
Height: 5 foot 8 inches
Species: Human, though "Ageless"
Status: Divorced | Taken by The Plague Doctor
Occupation: Traveling Caravan trader and Entrepreneur
The leader of the Caravan and a gypsy. She's a fortune teller and magician. While she is overall kind and hearty, if you get her mad, she'll be on your tail faster than you can say Help. She enjoys cooking, her magic, reading, brewing drinks, exploring and learning.
Age: Unknown, roughly teens
Height: 2 foot 3 inches
Status: Not Interested
Mama's closest companion. He was being sent as a slave when Mama saved him and took him in. He's mute, but uses sign-language. He's mostly helpful to Mama, and carries a backpack that
Forever and AlwaysDo you knowForever and Always3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What it's like
To be so scared
To then realize
I'm terrified of myself
My worst enemy
Forever and always
To see what tricks
My mind will play on me
The things I see
The things I hear
The things I feel
Are only illusions
A bitter truth
That I know
Because they tell me
Don't bother finding out
They don't really care
They know they don't
All they want
Is to see some blood
Be spilt below me
And staying with me
Forever and always
Those scars won't go away
They're bound to stay
It's entirely their fault
But is it really?
I know nothing about them
Yet I don't wanna know
If I wanted to
Torture my mind
I would stay
Forever and always
Haunted by my mindIn the ghost worldHaunted by my mind3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
That we all fear
Where our nightmares
Tend to come true
The ghosts know
Who you are
What you'll say
What you'll do
They can burn
Down your house
They can kill
All your friends
While they laugh
Insanely as you cry
That's what your
Ghosts might be like
You don't know mine
They manipulate my lover
They slice up my skin
And leave me for dead
My ghosts play with my obsessions
I can't run
They hold me back
My ghosts torment my soul
As I can't
Escape their sadism
The ghosts are only
A silly illusion
Don't you cry
They're not gonna
Hurt you anymore
Trust me on this
We can make it through
Their torture may only
Leave a scar
In your messed up mind
Don't show them
You will only
Drown in them
Hide the blood
That's been shed
In cold desperation
It will stain
On your hands
If you ever thought
Of running away
The ghosts will rip you
You have nowhere to go
Why even try?
If you value your life
Stay friendly with
I know yo
Looking FowardLooking Foward3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
All In the forward motion..
Life may be going slow now..
But Its only beginning...
Your thoughts become mature..
Your actions become wiser...
and experience guides you..
There's a difference between remembering and looking back...
and often its better to remember...besides mourning on the past..
Life has many definitions like love itself..
so tell me...what is your definition?
because often your definition always matter to someone..
ACII ACB Faves and Least FavesIt's been a week or so since Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, the continuation of the story of Ezio Auditore, came out now. My opinion of the game? It's meant to be a side game, so spectacular expectations of both the set-up and story would leave one disappointed. Still, as a side game it's pretty damn good and you bet it's hours of fun and incredibly addictive, with Ubisoft proving that the franchise still has vast amounts of potential.ACII ACB Faves and Least Faves3 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
So here I am, still as Assassin's Creed obsessed as ever, and realized that it has been a while ago that I made a "Faves and Least Faves" list of the first Assassin's Creed game. At the time I wrote this list, Assassin's Creed II hadn't even been released and thus the characters from that timeline of course weren't even there for the potential countdown. As such (and to take my mind off the loss of my beloved Assassin dog Blondie), I decided to write a new list, making a line-up of my preference for the characters from the Renaissanc
Story profileThe Universe... convexed eons ago to shape the infinite world in which countless forms of life become history to form a past and grow during the present to reach the unpredictable future alongside revolutions of time and expansions of space. While the pureness of good and the corruption of evil to balance the morales of which make up the universe.Hard to explain the universe,but the tale soon to unfold will be a prime example of it.Story profile4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A galaxy called Spica is a system of many forms of life within it,several forms of life constantly evolving with the simple gift of life. Extraordinary species and creatures with a purpose.This rapidly and unexpectedly changes...
A explosion of cosmic proportions engulfs the galaxy and many more surrounding it causing a massive catastrophic travesty destroying many celestial entities,and those that are left became scarred from the impact almost extinguished.Life was at it's critical point..Upon the planet Chromatte survivors started to rise from the wreckag