What I don't tell you.-Friend: How are you?What I don't tell you.5 years ago in Drama More Like This
~Girl: I'm horrible. I can't stand how everything plays out and my one friend I love more than anything else in the world doesn't even know. I've known him forever, years, but it's like I fade into the background when there are other people around and I mean nothing. How can someone treat a person that cares so much about them like that? Why can't the real world be simple like it was when the worst thing that happened was when you broke your crayon and had to get another? What happened to the world being somewhat like it was when you were little and didn't know anything?
~Girl: *Thinking* They doesn't care about my problems. It's just being rude telling them. I'll be alright on my own. It'll be okay. It's best not to bother them. They probably have things wrong with them too; much worse than me. I'm just being pathetic.
~Girl: I'm fine. You?
-Friend Good to hear. I'm pretty good
Romantically Apocalyptic S01Characters: Narrator (Voice), Captain, Sniper, Engineer, PilotRomantically Apocalyptic S016 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Locations: City street, Subway gate with dusty Baseball, Apartment Living-Room with Table, Risk Set and Deceased Rodent
The opening image depicts a city square fallen into decay and ruin, ravaged by the tides of nuclear war. In the midst of the city square, a man stands with his back to the camera, draped in a grey trench coat and an officer's cap on his skull. As the narrator speaks, the camera slowly zooms in on the back of his head.
Narrator: In the midst of a ruined city, forgotten by time, stands a lone figure. His real name is known to none but him, and even he may not remember it... To the men under his command, he is known simply as 'The Captain'.
The Captain turns, revealing the custom designed respirator and goggles on his face, and looks just above and behind the camera.
Captain: How many times must I tell you, stop narrating my life!
Narrator: Slightly unhinged, t
Helloween4545 - various quotesoften used:Helloween4545 - various quotes6 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"what are the chances?"
"... which is great. yay!"
"(that is) lies!"
"awesome." (stretch "awe" to "oh")
"what kind of crazy talk is this?"
"ladders..." (after that one jump scare in FEAR)
"NINJAS!" (thanks to the FEAR ninjas)
"that's not on."
"MONITORS!" (because they caused extreme slowdown in FEAR)
"all is well."
"damn ripper blades!"
"it's a mystery"
"i'm watching you, bear." (cryostasis)
"goddamn icicles..." (cryostasis)
"the (...) of doom. dooooooom."
From the american mcgee's alice:
"it's like: 'i hate you', and i'm like 'why?' - ''cause i'm a maze!' - 'oh! well, thanks for being a maze.'"
"so, with all success today, we shall be doing a video, which, like, has moving pictures... and isn't a slidesho
WARRIORS ANIMATION: CASTING CALL (OPEN)CASTING CALL: FIRE ALONE TRAILERWARRIORS ANIMATION: CASTING CALL (OPEN)1 year ago in Drama More Like This
UPDATE: TRAILER HAS BEEN DELAYED. ONLY NEED VOICES FOR BLUESTAR AND SPOTTEDLEAF BEFORE APRIL 17th.
Gonna get straight to the point.
I need voices. You don't even have to be that good.
Here's the breakdown.
NARRATOR: Can be male or female, but you need to have a nice 'movie trailer' voice.
Random Background Cats (can be one person doing multiple voices)
Firepaw/Heart (Needs to do both a young and adult voice)
Tigerclaw (VERY IMPORTANT, this is the one voice I can't possibly do myself. Needs to be deep, or menacing for certain lines.)
Graystripe (Can be played by a female, need both a young and adult voice)
Ravenpaw (can also be a female if you have a more boyish voice)
You don't need to ask if you can audition. Just do it if you want to.
Here is my email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Send either a video or an audio fil
Letters to the ChiefDear Master Chief,Letters to the Chief4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Why green armor? I always mistake you for a flood.
I didn't pick the color, so WATCH YOUR AIM.
You suck like a lollypop. You'll never stand a chance against the power of Raptor T.O.M.!... you're toast...
Um... excuse me? Could you do any better?
P.S.:"Who'd name their character after a dinosaur?"
OMGOMGOMG! I'm such a huge fan! I hope thay at least make one last game of you! If thay do, i hope you don't die!
P.S.: "I think green looks good on yah"
Easy there *hand twitches on gun* I'm sure I'll be in a few more games.
P.S.: "Thanks... and likewise to the not dying thing..."
Dear master chief,
I don't know... I think you're pretty cool and all, but you're not being put into any more games. It's starting to depress me
Don't lose hope. Halo 4 will be c
AMERICA X READER Hetalia StoryAMERICA X READER Hetalia Story3 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was a beautiful day in japamerica as you strolled gracefully down the street. Your flawlwess, beautiful, silky, flowing, radiant, magnificent locks glistened in the sun and your voluptious, fantastic, super bodacious bod was making all the men within a 91928 mile radius fap themselves dry as every single woman on the planet hated you for being so perfect and smart and amazingly amazing.
Some player hatin' hoe tossed a bomb at you but you just whipped that shit away with your totally rockin' tits and it flew back incinerating her and a nearby building wich you walked away from in slow motion, too cool and baller to even bother looking back.
This only made Ludwig VanMeinKampf notice you and imediately fall in love.
"Ach du lieber!" He exclaimed, "I can't contain meinself!"
He ran to you also in slow motion as he ripped off his shirt exposing his perfectly rippling man muscles that were oiled up and shimmering sexily. You pretended not to be totally impressed by his fabulous
Death note QuotesMisa: I can't even imagine a world without Light...Death note Quotes4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
L: Yes, it would be quite dark.
"The thing I hate the most is to trample on other people's good will."
"In your eyes lies all happiness for this new world."
L: "I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%."
"Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake."
"If you use your head, you won't get fat even if you eat sweets."
Light: "I'll take the potato chip....and eat it!! *dramatic crunch*
Misa: Even if Light and I want to be alone you'll be there!?
L: Yes, I suppose I will...
Misa: You pervert!
The Knife's SpeechIn the early eighteen hundreds, a sixteen year old girl decides to leave her hard home life and go out to seek her fortune. She takes with her a blanket, some food and her father's old knife. On the road to London, the knife speaks to her.The Knife's Speech5 years ago in Drama More Like This
I left the forge in years long gone by,
with blades of great renown and greater strength,
but none of them has done so much as I,
though they may be recalled whilst I am not.
It was with them that men waged cruel war,
displaying awesome power before the world.
I'm agent of small deeds which no one saw,
but which will have effect until Earth's end.
There's little in those youths who name me beautiful,
run fingers down my spine to test me,
feel my balance, call me graceful
and having paid that tribute soon abandon me.
To them I'm but a toy that men outgrow
and leave behind with boyhood.
My subtler power's a power they'll never know
in heat of war and sound of soldiers' feet.
Yet gentle women know my power well;
and quiet girls unleash my strengt
Real Men of GeniusReal Men of Genius6 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy.
(Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy!)
One hundred people loved the article, but what do they know?
(wake up, sheeple!)
Anyone can lend their public support, but your faceless thumbs-down will be heard around the world.
(anonymity is my friend!)
For you, it's not about the content or the cause, it's about the DDs you've never received on your erotic furry fiction.
(just don't understand me!)
Yours is a lone voice now, but soon the faceless masses will pour in to reject this article along with you, just as soon as you can make the alt accounts.
(my personal army!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, ninja of negation, because no party is complete without a wet blanket.
(Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy!)
G Gundam QuotesG Gundam Quotes6 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
1. "This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!" (Domon Kasshu, G Gundam)
2. The school of the undefeated East!
The winds of the king!
Look! The East is burning red!
(Master Asia, G Gundam)
Letters to CortanaDear Cortana,Letters to Cortana4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Really? A compliment from you? You must be on anesthetics...
If you weren't holographic, I'd give you a hug. You look like you're a hugable person.
BTW, Is madter chief a hugable person? I can't tell behind that armor.
P.S.:"Plz don't take this the wrong way..."
Aww... Aren't you a sweety^^
I don't know if John is hugable or not... never took the time to ask him.
P.S.on't worry... I won't
Is there a reason why Bungie made you naked? Isn't that a little bit distracting for the Master Chief?
Excuse me!? I didn't ask to be overly exposed!
*A little bit self conscious about where the Chief's eyes are looking...*
If you had a choice, who'd you choose?
Raptor T.O.M.? Or John?
Um... come again? Is that a trick question?
HOW TO SUMMON CREEPYPASTASCHECK DESCRIPTION!HOW TO SUMMON CREEPYPASTAS2 years ago in Drama More Like This
How to summon him: (This works better at night)
Go into the woods, and carve a circle into a tree and put and X through it. press your face gently against the tree and close your eyes. This may also be done on a blank wall with a thick permanent marker. (Turn out the lights)
Chant: Slenderman, Slenderman, all the children try to run,
Slenderman, Slenderman, to him its part of the fun.
Slenderman, Slenderman, dressed in dark his suit and tie,
Slenderman, Slenderman, you most certainly will die...
Then, turn around.
JEFF THE KILLER-
How to summon him: (Note this must be done in your bedroom)
Wait until midnight. Take a kitchen knife and go up to you bedroom (Make sre everyone in your house is not awake, close the door and make sure there is moonlight shining in your window.
lay down on the bed and cover yourself with the blanket(s). Hold the knife close to you, right above where your heart is. Close your eyes and Chant:
Jeff The Killer
Jeff The Killer