DenmarkXReader"NO PLEASE NO HE WILL MURDER ME ON THE SPOT MATHIAS!"DenmarkXReader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"oh give me a break -name- he won't murder you, i doubt he mad now come on! lets go to Al's party together he wont mind"
"I wasn't invited for a reason Mathias! I don't want to get killeded by him! please"
"-Name- the man loves jello and he loves to eat! also killeded is not a word"
"Yeah but when you can't eat said jello, and has to figure out how to get rid of it..."
"So you filled the guys pool with blue jello, so what! it was just a joke, though it probably did hurt a little when he dived into his backyard pool and under 1 foot of water was jello"
"please don't make me go to his party with you"
"It will me fine -name-! I, Mathias Køhler, will protect you from Alfred F. Jones if he tries to harm you"
"By doing something even more stupid and outragous to get him off your case"
"haha! I am running!"
"WELL RUN FASTER DAMN IT!"
"It's hard to run to fast carrying you and having yo
France x Reader - Language"'Ello gorgeous," France murmurs in your ear from behind you. If you aren't trying to be the one thing he hates, a tease, it'd have sent shivers across your spine. He snakes his hands along your hips, kissing the skin delicately where your cute midriff top fits snugly.France x Reader - Language3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You roll your (e/c) eyes. "Francis, are you talking to yourself again?" You saunter away from him, propping your elbows on the countertop, not meeting his lusty gaze. Or basically, his normal gaze.
"Ohonhonhon mon cherie.~" The sexiest smile plays across France's lips, but you don't dare return it. You still don't look at him, in fear of laughing out loud. So you snicker extremely quietly.
Unfortunately, France's ears are like a bat's. He just ignores Britain every time the limey tells him to piss off.
"Are you laughing at me, mon amour?" France jerks his head away, pretending to be hurt.
"You're such a drama queen," you scoff, pursing your lips out on purpose. You painted on his favourite shade, red, just to get him wor
[America x Reader] My boyfriend does my make-upIt was a normal evening. You were just sitting in your room, playing some games that Kiku showed you recently. Yep, just minding your own business when someone knocked on your door.[America x Reader] My boyfriend does my make-up3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sighing, you lazily got up to open the door until you heard a voice.
"I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your boyfriend by coming in anyway!"
Cue Alfred storming into your room with a battering ram.
A battering ram.
You knitted your brows. How many more things was he going to destroy in your house? Seriously, your car, your table, your printer what more was he planning to destroy? Your computer?! A malicious glare appeared on your face. No way was he destroying your precious!
"Alfred boyfriends don't destroy their girlfriends' belongings! Do you know how expensive it is to get that wall fixed? Do you?!"
"Come on now, don't be like that, bro! Whatever, I wanted to ask you something! Would you like to-"
"No," came your reply, cutting him off.
The Empty ChildThe Empty ChildThe Empty Child3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I hear everything too loudly
I am falling apart
I grew up too fast
I am still a child
I cannot stand still
I see every detail
I cannot remember what I'm doing
I talk about dinosaurs and doctors and darkrooms
I cry for no reason
I do not have the ability to cry now
I see the world differently
I wish you saw it like me
I have a puzzle to put together
I wonder if you'll help me
I hear a song and must sing it
I see a picture and must take it
I see a world, a broken world
I want to fix that, too
I want to play
I need to work
I close my eyes and fall asleep
I remember everything
I forget my head
I stand in blue light
I see the world in shades of blue
I am lost
I have been waiting for you
I am the empty child
Are you my mommy?
Reader Insert Prank Call 3: Lovino's Baby?Lovino's Baby?Reader Insert Prank Call 3: Lovino's Baby?3 years ago in Humor More Like This
You sighed, laying on the floor. You were bored. Which wasn't exactly what you would call a rare occurrence, but now was an especially horrible case of boredom. You were home alone, nothing to do. No friends over, nothing. You couldn't even gather the energy to climb onto the couch to watch television. Even Alfred would've been ashamed of your laziness.
But you couldn't help it! Feliciano had just been over, who was always entertaining, but he always seemed to tire you. And, not only that, but when he left, your house always felt like it was empty, like something was missing.
Oh, yeah, something was missing.
You sighed again, this time even more exaggerated. You somehow gathered the energy to roll over onto your side and reach for your phone and scroll through the contacts. You thought about calling Feliciano and telling him to come back, but when he left he and his brother had been fighting. Though, that occurrence was about as rare as your boredom.
Instead of call
Room Makeover: Hetalia Edition ~The Awesome Room~Room Makeover: Hetalia Edition ~The Awesome Room~3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Mother fucker, I'm awesome
No you're not dude, don't lie"
'What does he want?' you asked yourself, as you reached for your phone. He only calls when he's bored. "Yeah?" you answered.
"Hey now! Is that anyway to address the awesome me?" Gilbert whined.
"You only call me when you're bored, Gil," you sighed. "And plus, I don't have time to entertain you today. I'm busy."
"Well, I was attempting to redecorate and rearrange my bedroom before you interrupted me," you complained.
"Frau!" he yelled. "Lemme come help you. Or, better yet, lemme do it for you. It'll be awesome when I get done with it. I'll be over there in a little while!"
"No, that's not really necessary..." but he had already hung up. So much for a quiet day alone. Suddenly, you were beginning to understand why Ludwig complained about Gilbert all the time.
Ten Minutes Later
"Never fear! The awesome me is here!" Gilbert announced as he threw your bedroom door open, causing it to slam against the wall.
The Dinosaur ShowdownThe Dinosaur Showdown of Dinosaur DestinyThe Dinosaur Showdown5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Note: The following is a parody of LemonDemon's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." I do not own The Ultimate Showdown or any of the dinosaur names mentioned.)
Giganotosaurus was hopping around
South Patagonia like a big playground
When Spinosaurus charged with his jaws open wide
and took a chunk from Giganoto's hide
Giganoto shot a roar that blew all the mikes
But didn't expect that ol' set of spikes
that belonged to Stegosaurus's mighty tail
When Utahraptor, a blur of feathers and scales,
started mauling the shit out of Stegosaurus
when they both got chomped by the Spinosaurus
But before he could take his kill back to his shade
Dilophosaurus popped out from his glade
And threw his venomous spittle and then just like that,
he nailed Spino's eyes with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of loogies and he ran away
Because Argentinosaurus came to save the day
This is The Dinosaur Showdown of Dinosaur Destiny
Pangea, Dinos and Extincti
The Fall of Ariamis …Priscilla.The Fall of Ariamis2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I will keep you safe.
I will keep you company.
Do you remember all those years ago – when we first met? I remember it perfectly. I was so very close. So very, very close to my last shred of sanity snipping. And then I saw a peculiar little girl in white dress – you. Your left hand was occupied by a tattered doll. Your right was wet from wiping your tears. Your eyes began to water again, but I caught it for you that time. I still had a shred of humanity left, gnawing at my heart's strings to care for you, to pity, and to comfort. You were scared by my face, but I mustered a smile, and told you not to fear. You told me that you were lonely, that you were unloved.
And from that point on, I never left your side.
Do you remember all those years ago – when I saved your life? I remember it perfectly. The cursed fellow had threatened you, and I had intervened. You were bigger, but still, I needed to protect you. He chased you up the tower,
Reader Insert Prank Call 4: Gilbert, 911 Operator?Gilbert the 911 Operator?Reader Insert Prank Call 4: Gilbert, 911 Operator?3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Groaning, you flipped through the channels on your television. There had to be something on. Sighing, you decided to go with some random movie you found. It said it was a 'psycho drama' so you assumed it had to be either entertaining or interesting. Pushing yourself off the couch, you walked into the kitchen to make some popcorn.
You found yourself covering your eyes, wincing, and nearly vomiting up your popcorn throughout the whole movie. Psycho drama? It was just gory death, gory death, slightly less gory death, screams, fighting, blood, and terror. Isn't that more of a horror movie?
Sighing in relief as the movie ended, you took your bowl that had once contained popcorn into the kitchen. Flopping back on the couch, you looked up at the ceiling aimlessly. Now you needed to find something to entertain you again. You probably wouldn't sleep tonight, you had the movie to thank for that, so you needed something that would keep you entertained for awhile.
Mercenary 1-1MERCENARYMercenary 1-13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: Blood is Beauty
Release One: Pages 1 - 3
THE COLD AIR in Baron Rorke's study did little to calm his nerves. He was expecting visitors this night and they were not the best of company. A shiver of dread ran down his spine and he spent most of the twilight hours staring out of a large window which stood behind his writing desk. It was amazing, he felt, how quickly a man could become attached to a life of luxury; only to be made painfully aware of how easy it was to lose it. War was always a frightening thing, even more so when one had the knowledge and sense to realise that it was no longer an exercise of glory, but a simple festival of bloodshed and cold murder. In war it did not matter if you impaled a stranger on the edge of your sword, such a thing would be punishable in any city or country, but in times of war it became an accepted norm. If the man in front of you wore a different colour, then it was alright to kill him, it was alright to rip him apart fo
Reader Insert/Anime Prank Call: Alfred Likes Boys?America Likes Boys?Reader Insert/Anime Prank Call: Alfred Likes Boys?3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bored out of your mind, you sat up in bed, wondering what to do. You weren't tired, even though it was near four o'clock in the morning, and you had nothing to do. Sighing, you walked out of your bedroom and into the kitchen to grab a bottle of water. As you entered the living room, your eyes locked onto your brand new phone. You thought about texting your boyfriend, Alfred, or something, though even he probably wasn't even up at this time. Then something struck you. You hadn't given Alfred your new phone number yet. You knew you were a bit old to be prank calling, but you were desperate for some sort of entertainment. So you dialed Alfred's number, and brought the phone to your ear.
After three or four rings, a tired, "Hello?" Was heard on the other end.
"Oh, I didn't wake you up, did I?" You said in your sweetest voice possible.
On the other end, Alfred grunted. "Who is this, and why are you calling me at 4 A.M.?"
Suppressing a laugh, you said in the same sweet to
A 40K ChristmasTwas the night before ChristmasA 40K Christmas9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
and all through the barracks
not a creature was stirring not even the ferrets.
The servitor stalked through the hallways with care
as though in fear they may be mauled by a bear.
The Space Marines all tucked in tight in their bunks,
dreaming of blowing the 'nids into chunks.
When all of a sudden there arose a great clatter,
I called an Inquisitor to look into the matter.
I ran to the hanger, Laspistol in hand,
and saw a red Thunderhawk with a single white band.
From it there walked a man clad in red,
no sign of a helmet atop his great bearded head.
He carried a sack filled with hundreds of boxes,
and for a moment my fear fell upon poxes,
but then he laughed, in a great 'belly-laugh',
knocking me down, out of reach of my staff.
And then in a time no more than a heartbeat,
he drew out a present and laid it at my feet.
He made his way past the security beams,
giving presents to soldiers who were deep in their dreams.
When he w
Defunct FuturesSo, what's it like in the year 2012 in the...Defunct Futures3 years ago in Settings More Like This
2012 in 50's-world, everyone in the US wears hats. Men wear suits, women wear dresses or cute pantsuits. T-shirts and jeans or sweats are something nobody older than a teenager would be caught wearing. There are a lot of uniforms. Everything is very clean and often metallic or gleaming.
The Cold War is of course going on, and China, the Soviet Union, indeed everything from East Germany to Vietnam is the Red World, a unified entity which includes some parts of Africa, including the Red Congo. (Cuba, on the other side, is Capitalist and more-or-less democratic, if corrupt). Everyone in the Red World dresses the same, drives the same standard car, and reports for interrogation four times a year. (Except for the Inner Committee. But to get to that position on must have taken the interrogation drugs dozens of times). Although a "standardized" Socialist culture is promoted, the Chinese are still Chinese, and the increasing tendency of
-c. the pursuit of happynessclearly its much easier to see the-c. the pursuit of happyness6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
imperfections in life than it is to admit to myself
that half the time its my fault; and you
know better than most how the easy is
tempting. i want to think of you and feel
happiness surge through me. i want
to be able to see your smile in
my mind, and know i'm smiling too.i liked to picture the two of us together in a
silver photo frame, but somehow all I could see was
you gliding away on that little cloud of
h a p p i n e s s
and my little bundle of ashes let's laugh on winter mornings. i want
to watch my breath fly free, just so bliss
can seem lucid. please,
and not an illusion.i used to love watching you through
fogged-up glass, in the reflections of
mirrors and off gleaming silverware because
you know, in enclosed spaces your sparkle
was just a little too muchi wish i were beautiful - beautiful
like you. i want your eyes to burn when you stare
at me. i want you to look away, still
stunned by the grace you can't stand
to see. that woul
know your rightsAmendment Iknow your rights3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
No person shall be held to
The Future According to Google Search ResultsA while back someone suggested I make a scenario from this: http://xkcd.com/887/The Future According to Google Search Results10 months ago in Settings More Like This
So, I actually went ahead and did it.
In the Year 2101.
In retrospect, the 2015 declaration of progress on the UN Millenium Goals has to qualify as the most wildly overoptimistic statement of the 21st century.
It’s a hotter world, some 4-7 degrees warmer, depending on where you live, as warm as the Cretaceous. Much of Germany is now tropical, palms grow along the Berlin streets rather than Lindens, and the Arctic sea is ice-free in summer. Sea levels have risen by over a meter, and the levees around New York are too tall to see the Ocean over at street level: less wealthy coastal cities have become either depopulated or have learned to love canals. Lake Mead has evaporated and Mt. Kilimanjaro is ice-free in summers. An era of mass extinctions has only recently passed its peak: sea acidification and warming has largely wiped out the corals in the wild, the emperor penguin is gone outside of gene banks
Tau-English DictionaryTau/English DictionaryTau-English Dictionary5 years ago in Settings More Like This
How to use this Dictionary: The first column is the English spelling and pronunciation, the second is the tau spelling, the third is the meaning. Sections in quotation marks are literal translations. N means noun, V means verb, Adj means adjective, PN means proper noun, numbers following these abbreviations mean multiple meanings
Al Al N; structure, organization, Adj; small
Aloh Aloh Adj; cold
An An Adj; location (as in 'the place of union' 'An'lissera')
Anuk Anuk N; bird
Ar Ar Adj; high, both in altitude and respect/morals/etc.
Ar'Cea Ar'Cea PN; "High Ones," Eldar
Au Au N; age, era, period of time
Aun Aun Adj; ethereal, celestial, N; an Ethereal
Au'taal Au'taal PN; "time of salvation" a tau sept world
B B N; a shepherd, V; to shepherd
Bap Bap Adj; lost
Be'Gel Be'Gel PN; Orks, including all subspecies, as a race
Bentu'sin Bentu'sin PN; "Wise-gifted Ones," Demiurg
B'kak B'kak N; "Sand Herder," shepherd of sand creatures?
TF2 vs 40kTF2 vs 40k7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Team Fortress 2, Ork style!
Engineer: Big Mek.
Nah lissen boy, oim a mek, and dat meenz oi fix problemz. Not problemz like what is dakka, dat falls in yer own ideas of brainitude! i fix reel problems. Loike 'ow am oi gonna kill some puny 'umie in a bunka? da answer? use some gubbinz. and if'n dat dont werk? use more gubbinz. Take dis, shokk attack gun, designed boi me, made boi me, and you best hope...not pointed at yoo!
Heavy weapons guy: Flash Git
I'm a Flash git, and dis...is my weapon. It fires kustum made bullets at free fahsand shots a minnit... It costs seven 'undred teef, ta fire dis gun, for...sum seconds!
zoggin' 'ell who touched Shouty? Dats it...'OO TOUCHED MAH DAKKA?!
Sum boyz fink dey can outfink me... maybe... maybe... I've yet ta meet one dat can outfink dakka!
Soldier: Ork boy
If deres a battle to be fort, den yoo must fight!
Ghazghkull Thraka sed dat, an I fink 'e kno's a bit more abaht krumpin' dan yoo do boy, becuz 'e invented it! An' den 'e perfected it so no livin
Death Battle: Luffy vs. PopeyeDeath Battle: Luffy vs. Popeye1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ray: Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s settle this debate once and for all.
Steel: It’s time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
All was calm as a massive galleon cruised across the ocean's surface, its lion-head bowsprit and straw-hat wearing Jolly Roger noticeable anywhere. From its deck, one could hear merry music from a fiddle, and the members of the crew either singing or dancing along to it.
Joining them in the festivities was the captain of this ship known to all as "Thousand Sunny". That captain was none other than the famed Straw-Hat Luffy.
The song came to an end and the skeletal fiddler took a bow, his art complete. If he had a proper face, he would have smiled at the cheers.
“WOW!” Luffy said with a broad smile, “Play it again!”
Yet as the crew celebrated, a simple-looking steamboat was coming across their path up ahead. At first, the crew paid no mind to it. That all changed because, just when the skeleton
Spelling CountsThe line read:Spelling Counts3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
"Fallow your heart",
I wondered what more there was to say.
Fallow your heart, leave it
empty and waiting for a season
so love can grow, nourished,
in a replenished, whole ground.
Fallow your heart so it does not become
Worn and barren with overuse.
The line read "fallow your heart",
but the poem, overworked,
meant only "follow".
Please remember that spelling counts.
Life After the Great War~ Chapter 63Chapter 63~Life After the Great War~ Chapter 632 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Victoria took her leave later, and then Camperton came over and said "Don't take it to heart, Tempestuous. I think she's trying to make you feel horrible on purpose. No one's perfect. If you want to know the truth, Collingwood himself had a few girlfriends before he settled down with Sans Pariel. It's a male thing, and that's why I don't hold it against you. Your father was the same way. Howe and I have had a few girlfriends in the past. It's not as if you're being cruel with anyone and wanting them for only one thing."
"I guess.... I have had some affairs though that qualify as one night only."
"It happens. You don't make a habit of it, and you still have a a family you love and care about. Which reminds me, you should be allowed to see Hood."
"Wilhelm says no."
"Is Wilhelm Gustloff Hood's mother?"
"RMS Olympic is."
Hand Cannon OverkillHand Cannon Overkill2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The charismatic recluse
with a loner's philosophy.
Birds of a feather,
the punishments that I endure,
I cannot work beneath
The know-nothing status
in the search for myself
Goes on with trial & error...
All in all, I am merely awaiting
my own return.
It Came From The DarkIt Came From The Dark:It Came From The Dark2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Amongst the ashes, swirling from the darkness of the pit,
Emerged a hand, dragging a battered body across the rocks.
Blood leaked from the wounds so callously self-inflicted,
And teeth ground with a focused determination and seething anger.
It cared not for the warm rubies - staining the jagged rocks,
It cared not for the sensation of pain...
All that it remembered was a dream, An obsession -
One that drove it ever higher; ignoring all else!
Eventually it emerged from this shadowy hole, this dreary depth,
And in that moment, it learned of the truth.
For this creature, denied sunlight and warmth -
-Chen Yuan Wen, 11th December 2012