Room Makeover: Hetalia Edition ~The Awesome Room~Room Makeover: Hetalia Edition ~The Awesome Room~3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Mother fucker, I'm awesome
No you're not dude, don't lie"
'What does he want?' you asked yourself, as you reached for your phone. He only calls when he's bored. "Yeah?" you answered.
"Hey now! Is that anyway to address the awesome me?" Gilbert whined.
"You only call me when you're bored, Gil," you sighed. "And plus, I don't have time to entertain you today. I'm busy."
"Well, I was attempting to redecorate and rearrange my bedroom before you interrupted me," you complained.
"Frau!" he yelled. "Lemme come help you. Or, better yet, lemme do it for you. It'll be awesome when I get done with it. I'll be over there in a little while!"
"No, that's not really necessary..." but he had already hung up. So much for a quiet day alone. Suddenly, you were beginning to understand why Ludwig complained about Gilbert all the time.
Ten Minutes Later
"Never fear! The awesome me is here!" Gilbert announced as he threw your bedroom door open, causing it to slam against the wall.
Return of The Dinosaurs Pt8Night time had come and Earl was pacing around the room at the Hawthorn's house.Return of The Dinosaurs Pt87 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Where are those two?!" said Earl
Fran answered "Be patient, Earl."
"Robbie and Serena will be back soon."
"How could Robbie spend that much time with a human?" Earl asked angry
"Back then cave people were too wild and stupid to have much fun with, but now they have evolved into these....smart critters."
"Well, at let they were polite enough to let us stay in there home until we find a new one," Fran said to Earl with her fists on her hips
"You're really believing in this crack aren't ya?" Earl said with a dumbfound look
Just at that moment, Robbie and Serena entered from the front door and laughing about some jokes they told each other.
Earl started to stump towards the hall as he heard the door shut.
"That's it! I'm gonna give that boy a piece of my mind!" he groaned but then he stopped and gasped to find that Robbie and Serena are holding hands!
"I don't believe this!" Earl thought to himsel
The Fall of Ariamis …Priscilla.The Fall of Ariamis3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I will keep you safe.
I will keep you company.
Do you remember all those years ago – when we first met? I remember it perfectly. I was so very close. So very, very close to my last shred of sanity snipping. And then I saw a peculiar little girl in white dress – you. Your left hand was occupied by a tattered doll. Your right was wet from wiping your tears. Your eyes began to water again, but I caught it for you that time. I still had a shred of humanity left, gnawing at my heart's strings to care for you, to pity, and to comfort. You were scared by my face, but I mustered a smile, and told you not to fear. You told me that you were lonely, that you were unloved.
And from that point on, I never left your side.
Do you remember all those years ago – when I saved your life? I remember it perfectly. The cursed fellow had threatened you, and I had intervened. You were bigger, but still, I needed to protect you. He chased you up the tower,
Return of The Dinosaurs Pt7 While the rest of the Sinclairs were in the living room, Robbie was in the kitchen getting a drink from the refrigerator.Return of The Dinosaurs Pt77 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"That's a strange refrigerator they got here", Robbie said as pulls out a can of Lemon-Lime soda.
"It's so quiet and there's no live animals in it. Just drinks, cold food and some dead meat."
The reason why Robbie said that the refrigerator is strange to him is because in the prehistoric the times, anthro dinosaurs have refrigerators with live creatures living in them.
Just then Serena came in with her face all flushed from seeing Robbie in a towel,
"Oh!I'm sorry" Serena said not be embarrassed
"I didn't know you were in there, Robbie."
Robbie looked at Serena with his face a little bit red and asked, "So, does it bother you that I'm in a towel?"
"No, not at all" Serena said
"I'll just be leaving here"
"Oh fine, go to wherever you want to go, Robbie said looking all embarrassed
"Robbie! Your clothes are dried" Fran called ou
TES - Fiery Mountain Bold(Two Songs of King Wulfharth)TES - Fiery Mountain Bold2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Ash King
Far under the fiery mountain bold
To dungeons deep, and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To seek the heart of our god
Dwarves of Resdayn made migthy spells,
Blade and hammer ringing like bells,
In places deep, where the dead sleep,
In the darkness of sixteen hells.
For peace with the Chimeri lords,
They gave two gleaming golden hoards,
They smithed with sound, and souls they bound
To wed lovers wielding twin swords.
But when the dwarves found a new faith,
They laughed in the Moon-and-Star's face.
With brass and songs in twisted tongues,
Built a golem and their own death.
Far under the fiery mountain bold
To dungeons deep, and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To claim our long-regretted god.
Then came the Devil of Dagoth
He spoke and said "Hear news I brought,
That in the dark, glimmers a spark,
By Dwemer hands, soon to be caught."
The Nords asked what treason this was,
The Empty ChildThe Empty ChildThe Empty Child3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I hear everything too loudly
I am falling apart
I grew up too fast
I am still a child
I cannot stand still
I see every detail
I cannot remember what I'm doing
I talk about dinosaurs and doctors and darkrooms
I cry for no reason
I do not have the ability to cry now
I see the world differently
I wish you saw it like me
I have a puzzle to put together
I wonder if you'll help me
I hear a song and must sing it
I see a picture and must take it
I see a world, a broken world
I want to fix that, too
I want to play
I need to work
I close my eyes and fall asleep
I remember everything
I forget my head
I stand in blue light
I see the world in shades of blue
I am lost
I have been waiting for you
I am the empty child
Are you my mommy?
Nazi Zombies chpt 2Behind them were a whole bunch of, well, monsters he had never seen before. They were on four legs and they were a gut wrenching yellowish color and green gas oozed out of their eyes and mouths and random places in their bodies. He shot one and it exploded with green gas that made him cough and sputter, this was when Cherry turned around. "What is it?" she yelled and shot another one, soon green gas was filling the room and they couldn't see and it was hard to breathe. Cherry ran in any direction "You American!" she yelled and something grabbed her ankle and she kicked wildly "Its Dempsy!" he yelled back and he was afraid to shoot incase he might hit Cherry. "Where are you!" she yelled and the thing that had grabbed her ankle pulled hard and she fell forward as it dragged her away from the voice of this useless American. "Help!" she cried her accent become more and more noticable, "I need your elp!" she cried and pulled her knives and tried to cut the thing with a grip on her ankles buNazi Zombies chpt 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Death Battle: Luffy vs. PopeyeDeath Battle: Luffy vs. Popeye2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ray: Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s settle this debate once and for all.
Steel: It’s time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
All was calm as a massive galleon cruised across the ocean's surface, its lion-head bowsprit and straw-hat wearing Jolly Roger noticeable anywhere. From its deck, one could hear merry music from a fiddle, and the members of the crew either singing or dancing along to it.
Joining them in the festivities was the captain of this ship known to all as "Thousand Sunny". That captain was none other than the famed Straw-Hat Luffy.
The song came to an end and the skeletal fiddler took a bow, his art complete. If he had a proper face, he would have smiled at the cheers.
“WOW!” Luffy said with a broad smile, “Play it again!”
Yet as the crew celebrated, a simple-looking steamboat was coming across their path up ahead. At first, the crew paid no mind to it. That all changed because, just when the skeleton
[America x Reader] My boyfriend does my make-upIt was a normal evening. You were just sitting in your room, playing some games that Kiku showed you recently. Yep, just minding your own business when someone knocked on your door.[America x Reader] My boyfriend does my make-up3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sighing, you lazily got up to open the door until you heard a voice.
"I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your boyfriend by coming in anyway!"
Cue Alfred storming into your room with a battering ram.
A battering ram.
You knitted your brows. How many more things was he going to destroy in your house? Seriously, your car, your table, your printer what more was he planning to destroy? Your computer?! A malicious glare appeared on your face. No way was he destroying your precious!
"Alfred boyfriends don't destroy their girlfriends' belongings! Do you know how expensive it is to get that wall fixed? Do you?!"
"Come on now, don't be like that, bro! Whatever, I wanted to ask you something! Would you like to-"
"No," came your reply, cutting him off.
Reader Insert Prank Call 3: Lovino's Baby?Lovino's Baby?Reader Insert Prank Call 3: Lovino's Baby?3 years ago in Humor More Like This
You sighed, laying on the floor. You were bored. Which wasn't exactly what you would call a rare occurrence, but now was an especially horrible case of boredom. You were home alone, nothing to do. No friends over, nothing. You couldn't even gather the energy to climb onto the couch to watch television. Even Alfred would've been ashamed of your laziness.
But you couldn't help it! Feliciano had just been over, who was always entertaining, but he always seemed to tire you. And, not only that, but when he left, your house always felt like it was empty, like something was missing.
Oh, yeah, something was missing.
You sighed again, this time even more exaggerated. You somehow gathered the energy to roll over onto your side and reach for your phone and scroll through the contacts. You thought about calling Feliciano and telling him to come back, but when he left he and his brother had been fighting. Though, that occurrence was about as rare as your boredom.
Instead of call
XXX3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
you started off as half a portrait
pinned in the center of
a vast map, a telescopic view of
yellowing resin and browning ink
spreading its continents across an ebony wall.
a pair of India green eyes unshaded,
deep irises set in a startling halo of rime.
a palm-sized card charting the cartography of human desire.
in hours where sea surges to sea,
when the schizophrenic world forgets which
side is up and which is down
there the captain sits, absently spinning an ivory globe.
he feels cartesian planes sliding under and
mountain ridges gently scouring the tips of his fingers
under the pressure of the muffled wind and
he still searches,
a mantra carving and recarving in his head.
plowing those crescent eyes that are his definition and his name.
the threads that crisscross and intertwine on the wall
weave a web of human capacity and
revelry in fruited ambition.
he imagines a smile somewhere on the bottom of her picture.
"Was this the face that launched a thousand ships? "
Call her SavageCall her SavageCall her Savage6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
They called you savage.
But in the french tongue
As if that made it more'romantic'-
Les enfant savage
The maid of chalons.
Covered in rags and skins
And a gourd leaf in your matted hair
Painted like a black girl
A panther, startled from your lair.
So they called you a devil
The blood on your lips
The bone you carried
Seemed to confim their diagnosis
''La Femme est Diabolique.''
But in that terrible drought
The most basic of instincts
Drove you to the region of Champagne.
It was not the fizzy liquid you craved
But water, blood, and meat.
And perhaps, a human connection.
Your gutteral raspings
Were a source of puzzlement to all
As was your love of the unskinned rabbit
You hastily devoured, with hands and teeth
And scooped the blood,fur and flesh in lumps
To your quivering lips.
Your eyes were bulging, blue and mistrustful
Cornflower spheres unused to the curious gazes.
Yet why should you trust
What you could not comprehend?
The gallic babble must have appeared
As alien to
Halfway PeopleFlowers scattered like thrown shadows,Halfway People4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the taste of drifting incense and white chalk
lining the insides of our textbooks like
the insides of our throats.
Recited between breaths of ash and sake:
Hiroshima Nagasaki Sadako.
Dates that run like automatic fire.
Another memorial service.
It's time for children to sing,
and sakura to be dusted over graves.
It snows flowers,
but it looks like ash.
And somewhere across the world,
another dirt-flower blooms
amidst a thousand cranes
Reader Insert/Anime Prank Call: Alfred Likes Boys?America Likes Boys?Reader Insert/Anime Prank Call: Alfred Likes Boys?3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bored out of your mind, you sat up in bed, wondering what to do. You weren't tired, even though it was near four o'clock in the morning, and you had nothing to do. Sighing, you walked out of your bedroom and into the kitchen to grab a bottle of water. As you entered the living room, your eyes locked onto your brand new phone. You thought about texting your boyfriend, Alfred, or something, though even he probably wasn't even up at this time. Then something struck you. You hadn't given Alfred your new phone number yet. You knew you were a bit old to be prank calling, but you were desperate for some sort of entertainment. So you dialed Alfred's number, and brought the phone to your ear.
After three or four rings, a tired, "Hello?" Was heard on the other end.
"Oh, I didn't wake you up, did I?" You said in your sweetest voice possible.
On the other end, Alfred grunted. "Who is this, and why are you calling me at 4 A.M.?"
Suppressing a laugh, you said in the same sweet to
The Dinosaur ShowdownThe Dinosaur Showdown of Dinosaur DestinyThe Dinosaur Showdown6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Note: The following is a parody of LemonDemon's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." I do not own The Ultimate Showdown or any of the dinosaur names mentioned.)
Giganotosaurus was hopping around
South Patagonia like a big playground
When Spinosaurus charged with his jaws open wide
and took a chunk from Giganoto's hide
Giganoto shot a roar that blew all the mikes
But didn't expect that ol' set of spikes
that belonged to Stegosaurus's mighty tail
When Utahraptor, a blur of feathers and scales,
started mauling the shit out of Stegosaurus
when they both got chomped by the Spinosaurus
But before he could take his kill back to his shade
Dilophosaurus popped out from his glade
And threw his venomous spittle and then just like that,
he nailed Spino's eyes with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of loogies and he ran away
Because Argentinosaurus came to save the day
This is The Dinosaur Showdown of Dinosaur Destiny
Pangea, Dinos and Extincti
-c. the pursuit of happynessclearly its much easier to see the-c. the pursuit of happyness6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
imperfections in life than it is to admit to myself
that half the time its my fault; and you
know better than most how the easy is
tempting. i want to think of you and feel
happiness surge through me. i want
to be able to see your smile in
my mind, and know i'm smiling too.i liked to picture the two of us together in a
silver photo frame, but somehow all I could see was
you gliding away on that little cloud of
h a p p i n e s s
and my little bundle of ashes let's laugh on winter mornings. i want
to watch my breath fly free, just so bliss
can seem lucid. please,
and not an illusion.i used to love watching you through
fogged-up glass, in the reflections of
mirrors and off gleaming silverware because
you know, in enclosed spaces your sparkle
was just a little too muchi wish i were beautiful - beautiful
like you. i want your eyes to burn when you stare
at me. i want you to look away, still
stunned by the grace you can't stand
to see. that woul
It starts with a flash-bang and a Majulahi.It starts with a flash-bang and a Majulah3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
June's hauled her here again and
she's tapping at my classroom window,
A gazillion tiny fingers rapping in succession
(When she said "invitation" I didn't realise she meant
soaking half the country, the spike in umbrella prices has
nothing to do with me)
What's worse than an impatient child
is one with the whole atmosphere as her battering ram
when she tries to say something the urgency brims over
and one million exclamation marks
is beginning to sound like static frazzling
out on the pavements
She is without choice: when Cloud mother tips her out
she must go, and go she will
caught in an obtuse cycle, fought over by heat and
gravity wanting to claim her as territory
thrown about in their wiggly intersections she
falls, rises, and falls again.
Her talent is splitting herself up,
a single place, and then everywhere at once.
She has mastered the skill to the point
that she is a fractal in the air
even before she hits the ground.
She is a cell in a body 66 percent water.
She is a s
Goodbye Edd1988-2012Goodbye Edd3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Strong and optimistic
'Til the very last breath
You were our hero
We mourn your young death
Nobody saw it coming
As fast as a bullet
The shock drove through my heart
Just tore a hole right through it
Inspired so many
Put smiles on our faces
Now comes back to haunt us
As we seek comforting embraces
Smiles to tears
Dust to dust
All of our fears
We dared not to trust
But you're gone now
There is no denying
All are in anguish
All are crying
Goodbye to the young soul laughing at death
Goodbye to the cancer that put him to rest
Goodbye gentle fellow
And your lighthearted jests
We will all miss you
We will never forget.
Mercenary 1-1MERCENARYMercenary 1-13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: Blood is Beauty
Release One: Pages 1 - 3
THE COLD AIR in Baron Rorke's study did little to calm his nerves. He was expecting visitors this night and they were not the best of company. A shiver of dread ran down his spine and he spent most of the twilight hours staring out of a large window which stood behind his writing desk. It was amazing, he felt, how quickly a man could become attached to a life of luxury; only to be made painfully aware of how easy it was to lose it. War was always a frightening thing, even more so when one had the knowledge and sense to realise that it was no longer an exercise of glory, but a simple festival of bloodshed and cold murder. In war it did not matter if you impaled a stranger on the edge of your sword, such a thing would be punishable in any city or country, but in times of war it became an accepted norm. If the man in front of you wore a different colour, then it was alright to kill him, it was alright to rip him apart fo
Talking to YourselfWind drove snow over the trees with such force they seemed to step into the distance. The whiteness in the air covered everything until it was as faded as an old scent trail after a rainstorm. The snow was already deep enough to suck in a man’s leg past the knee if he wasn’t wearing snowshoes, but the figure trudging through it was no longer a man.Talking to Yourself3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Prankster wendigo had given up on snowshoes long ago in favor of simpler footwear. The straps challenged the clumsy fingers of his stolen human body, and he could never figure out how to move in them without tripping. He lurched onward with the tenacity of a wolverine gnawing through an inch of deer skull to get the gooey treat in the center. The pain in his stomach howled to his feet. He gave little thought to their control. His mind was focused on making the most of sensory information diminished by the storm. Sounds and smells were difficult to pinpoint. He almost felt as if the wind were a rival, come to mask the trails of pr
Ultimate Character QuestionnaireUltimate Character Questionnaire1 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
What is your name?
What is your name’s origin and meaning, and how was it chosen?
How tall are you?
Who do you live with or near, if anyone?
Where is your residence and what is it like?
What is your hometown and local culture like?
Who are your parents?
Are you married, single, seeking a relationship, avoiding romance?
What is your class/income level?
What is your income source and/or occupation?
What is your education?
What is your worldview/religion? What is your level of devotion to that philosophy?
What are your current life problems?
Who (or what) are your enemies?
What are your priorities in life?
What is your goal in life? What is your motivation for this goal?
What is your goal in this story? What is your motivation for this goal?
What changes do you undergo by the end of the story (emotional, physical, philosophical, relational, etc)?
What is your central philosophy in life?
What moral code do you follow and wh
know your rightsAmendment Iknow your rights3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
No person shall be held to
[TLIAW] Wunderwaffe - Update I[TLIAW] Wunderwaffe - Update I3 months ago in Settings More Like This
German experimentation with automated combat machines began even before the rise of Hitler. The Treaty of Versailles imposed strict limits on the size of the German military, so the Germans opted to get around this restriction by creating war machines that did not need operators. The first experiments were conducted with radio-controlled flying bombs, or "buzz bombs" as they were colloquially known. The government of the Weimar Republic even collaborated with the Soviet Union on several automaton projects, a collaboration which would later haunt Moscow.
After the rise of the Nazi Party, developments in automation ground to a halt. As Hitler openly defied the Treaty of Versailles, the military saw no need in continuing development in automated weapons. That money was needed for training more men, and manufacturing more armaments. It wasn't until 1939, as the SS-Verfügungstruppe ("SS-VT") was expanding, that interest was rekindled. In the early days of the war, the German military a