A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Valentine's MemoryA Valentine's Memory by preety-lady-serenityA Valentine's Memory4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Matt Groening, who recently celebrated his 58th birthday. You gotta love the guy.
Waylon Smithers stopped to his tracks, causing his boss to continue walking and talking on his own. Realizing this, a couple of seconds later, Mr. Burns turned to see him with an annoyed expression. The young man had turned a deep shade of red and remained transfixed to whatever there was in the shop's front window.
Monty Burns coughed in annoyance and let out a "Smithers" of expectation. The younger man was brought back to reality and hurried to his boss' side. The older man eyed the younger man who fixed his ties and smiled sheepishly. Mr. Burns let out a sigh and hurried towards the Mayor's office.
It was later that evening that Mr. Burns d
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
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Bort- I love you, Robert.His heart pounded.Bort- I love you, Robert.6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
His hands shook.
He took a deep breath, as if it were to be his last.
He turned warily , facing the man he had feared for 10 years.
The man smiled sheepishly, his red hair was covered in soot. He looked suspiciously like a chimney sweep.
Bart grinned, happiness sweeping through him like a wave, washing away his fears.
'Ho ho ho' Grinned Robert ; he swept the young boy up into his arms and held him tight.
'I love you' croaked Bart.
All was well.
Your Blood is Mine BobXBartYour Blood is Mine.Your Blood is Mine BobXBart4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Two souls entwined by fate.
Similar in spirit,
blinded by hate.
A thirst for revenge unending.
your retribution pending.
Sins of the past,
never meant for it to last.
The precipice of reconciliation,
That you and I aren't so different you see,
but you will never know truly what you mean to me.
Yet this rage is forever seething.
A feeling indescribable.
A craving, undeniable.
It's almost intoxicating,
To see you shaking, watch you quaking.
Your pain, my exhilaration.
Your fear, my salvation.
from my depths arisen.
My own asylum.
My eternal prison.
An endless cycle,
of hate and indifference.
Of pleas unheard,
Never to be taken.
The devil's bidding,
A heart never relinquishing,
Of an unfinished task.
A murder never come to pass.
No use repenting.
Never sorry, never lamenting.
Now it's time to pay the price.
Cold, silver bl
The yellow daffodilThe yellow daffodil by preety-lady-serenityThe yellow daffodil4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: The Simpsons belong to Matt Groening and Fox Network, not me.
It was rare for Charles Montgomery Burns to spend his weekend all alone. Usually Smithers would not leave his side, but that weekend he had told him he needed some time alone.
Truth was that they both needed some time alone. It had been a month since they had started dating and they were going through those new couple jitters. Waylon on his behalf would sometimes look at him with some distrust and would question the sincerity of his feelings. This irritated Mr. Burns and yet he could not blame his younger assistant. He had spent the last ten years, or so, toying with the younger man's affections. He would push his buttons, hit on him and then crush his heart. It wasn't a surprise that Waylon kept consideri
A Day in the Life - Ch3 (YFM)~Benatar~A Day in the Life - Ch3 (YFM)3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
oh and this isn't in 1st person. Just cause I wanted it to not be.
"Hello, I'd like um..." Benatar voiced into the drive thru menu, leaning out the window. "Puff! Axel! What the hell do you want?" He called, pushing his head back into the window and ringing his voice down the tour bus. "Uh, numba' 6 please. With a large root beer." Axel replied distantly. His voice was slurred. Probably drunk.
"Number 4 without the onions or tomatoes." Puff called back, ending his phrase abruptly with a clash. Benatar sighed. Probably another mess he'd had to clean up. Puff or the others wouldn't do it. The keytarist stuck his head back out the window. "A number 6 and a number 4 without unions..." Benatar's words fell. He thought that he was forgetting something but let it slide.
"I'd also like a coke with it!" Puff called in an amusing tone. "One large root beer and a medium coke." There was a pause from the drive thru speaker. "Will that be all for you?" Spoke a cheery female
Tobuscus Adventure of Epicosity part 1"Gryphon, it's lunch time!" called Tobuscus, rattling some dog food around in a bowl, "Come and get it!" He waited for a few moments, then rattled the dog food once more. Gryphon, his beloved shih tzu, did not come. "Gryphon?" he called again, leaving the kitchen to check Gryphon's bed. He found it empty. "Gryphzor?" Tobuscus called the dog's nickname, as he peeked into his bedroom. Still no sign of Gryphon. Next, Tobuscus ran into the living room and began searching everywhere. He even checked under the couch, on which a man with dark hair and a muscular frame sat.Tobuscus Adventure of Epicosity part 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
"What're you doing?" asked said man.
"Gabuscus!" said Tobuscus, sitting up, "Have you seen Gryphon?!"
"Gabe uscus," sighed Gabuscus, "Have you checked the backyard?"
The two men walked out to the backyard just in time to see a strange man fleeing the yard, whilst laughing maniacally. He was wearing a top hat and a cape, and as he leaped over the fence at the very end of the yard, the cape swooped out of the way to reve
Heart and DestinyChapter 1- Meeting AgainHeart and Destiny6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It has been five years since the war ended. Five years since I haven't seen Toph, Aang and most of all Zuko. I moved back to the Southern Water tribe to help my people. As for my brother, he moved to the Southern Water tribe when his lover, Suki, had died from a virus. Suki was a great person. She was nice, smart and prefect for Sokka. When she died, I was very sad, and I knew Sokka wouldn't be able to be alone. I made him come back to our tribe because I knew he needed to have someone to watch him. I feel like he needs someone be there for him since he lost the love of his wife.
We have been traveling for a couple of days now. Zuko decided to have a five year end of the war party. Sokka didn't really want to go to the Fire Nation, but he decided to go anyways just to see his friends again. I really miss Aang, Toph and Zuko. I miss how Aang use to get hurt when he tried to do tricks while Air Bending. I miss how Toph and I use to fight all the time
Heart and Destiny 5Chapter 5- Be My EscortHeart and Destiny 56 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It was after midnight. The bright moon shined as the Fire Lord sat near the pond. The pond where he and his mother always feed the turtle ducks. He looked at his reflection in the water. A girl with brown hair, beautiful dark skin and bright blue eyes walked up to the Fire Lord.
May I sit next to you, Fire Lord Zuko? she asked. Zuko looked up and saw the Water Tribe girl, Katara, standing right next to him.
Um, okay, said the Fire Lord. The Water Tribe girl sat next to him. She looked at him and smiled.
So, what is on your mind? she asked, You seem gloomy.
Oh, It is nothing, I just am happy that I get to see everyone again and my sister isnt a crazy monster like she use to be, said Zuko.
Well you dont seem to happy, I mean youre not smiling, said Katara.
Smiling doesnt mean that youre happy, he said.
I know, I know, but I like to see
:TAU: The Runaway -PART I-:TAU: The Runaway -PART I-6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A/N: This story is part of a continuity that involves genderbending of Toph and Aang, and what the canon might have been as a result. Sorry for any confusion; please read Artist's Comments for further information.
Toph huffed a quiet laugh. Id have never thought you were the kind of desperate person whod hit on younger guys, Sweetness.
As if. Id only hit on you if you were the kind of desperate younger guy whod ask me to.
THREE DAYS AGO (or HOW THIS ALL CAME ABOUT):
Like most things Toph did these days, it began and ended with Aang.
Okay, I'm ready for some training! proclaimed the blindfolded Avatar cheerfully, assuming a proper starting earthbending stance and stomping the ground with her foot. On either side of her were Katara and Toph, who had teamed up for a joint lesson testing Aangs ability to see solely through earthbending.
All initially went well: their
Hearts and Destiny 2MeetingHearts and Destiny 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As thier blue sailed ship was floating over the deep waters, to the fire nation, Katara came rom beloow deck. She was very happy to see Zuko again. SHe also hopped Mai wasn't there any more. AS she looked to the front of the ship, there was her big brother, looking as the water, upset. She walked over to him.
"Sokka, it's ok." katara said, "you know how i felt when Mom died."
"I know. You loved Mom more then me. I just really miss Suki." Sokka said.
"Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find a smart, pretty, and amazing new girl. Just wait."
"You mean it?"
"Duh. Of course, no one could replace Suki from our hearts, but we can still move on, and remember her." Sokka gave her a hug.
She hugged him back.
in the fire nation:
Zuko was wwaiting on the deck. He was happy to see his friends, and love. Katara always made him feel free, and indepenent. Like he never got the scare uppon his face, but he knew it was there, yet he didn't give a daum.
Suddenly, he saw a boat coming in
Heart and Destiny 3Chapter 3- meeting AzulaHeart and Destiny 36 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"So, Zuko, how is it being the Fire Lord?" asked Katara. They walked together toward the Fire Nation Palace.
"Well, it gets boring when I have to listen to the console when they telling me what I should do, but I have to do it for my Nation," said Zuko.
"oh, well that might suck but it is sweet how you will do anything for your country," said Katara. When they arrived at the palace, they went inside. The palace stood the same as it was five years ago.
"Finally," said Toph as she threw her hands in the air behind Zuko and Katara. "I am so beat." She then gasped when she felt familiar footsteps come from the hallway.
"Toph?" Sokka asked, "What's wrong?" Toph didn't move. She knew those footsteps from anywhere, The day of black sun and the time when they were being chased. "Toph?" Sokka said again, "What is the problem?"
"Brother?" said a soft voice. Zuko turned and saw his sister. She wore a red, Fire nation kimono and her hair was in a ponytail. Azula
Essteka's Toy Story 11Chapter 11: Being a ToyEssteka's Toy Story 114 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As Mario was still resting his head against the window, still depressed that his life has no hope, he heard some noises coming from behind. The plumber turned around, as his eyes widened when he saw the mutant toys surrounding Sonic. The hedgehog didn't even seem to notice the mutant toys.
"SONIC!" yelled Mario.
The plumber rushed to save the hedgehog from the mutant toys. His life was hopeless, but he wasn't going to let Sonic being in trouble.
"Leave him alone! I won't-a let you eat him!" exclaimed Mario.
All of sudden, Stewie turned around and grabbed Sonic's arm from Mario. However, the plumber wasn't going to let the arm go, so they started to 'play' a game of tug-of-war with it around the room.
"Let it-a go! I said to let it-a go!" exclaimed the plumber.
Some seconds later, Stewie shook the arm around enough to throw the plumber against the wall. As Stewie, with Sonic's arm, went back to where the mutant toys and Sonic were, Mario stood up, groaning. He th
TAU: Book II EarthTAU: Book II Earth6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A/N: This story is part of a continuity that involves genderbending of Toph and Aang, and what the canon might have been as a result. Sorry for any confusion; please read Artist's Comments for further information.
Avatar: the TAU Chronicles
Book II. Earth
Chapter 3: Return to Omashu
You could earthbend ALL ALONG!? Aang shrieked incredulously, the walls of the chute whipping past them at a terrible speed.
Beneath her in his coffin-like prison, Bumi grinned his wide gap-toothed smile. Well, they didn't cover my face!
As they neared the end of the chute, a small outcropping of rock suddenly jutted out. Impact was made, and the coffin jolted upwards, effectively erecting itself. Aang somersaulted in the air, combining her momentum with airbending in order to land safely a little distance away, facing Bumi.
I dont understand, she murmured, an undercurrent of confusion and anger replacing the adrenaline running thro
D.T.I.W.P. Chapter 10Chapter 10D.T.I.W.P. Chapter 106 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Ill be Waiting for you
Katara didnt want to hear it, she knew it, she didnt want to hear out loud. Katara ran out her hospital room and ran down the hallway screaming Zukos name.
Katara calm down! If you want to see him, his room is this way, Kataras mom said.
Katara quickly walked with her mother to Zukos room.
Her mom stopped in front of a room, she help out her hand as a gesture to walk in the room. Katara closed her eyes and walked in.
When she opened them, she saw how beat up Zuko was. He had a bandage on his head and on his upper arm. He also had scratches on his face.
Katara ran to his bed side and kneeled down. Tears were burning her cheeks as they rolled down. Kataras mom closed the door and left.
Zuko can you hear me? she whispered, Zuko can you hear me, she whispered louder. ZUKO WAKE UP! Katara yelled.
Then a doctor walked in.
Why wont he answer me? K
Didn't Think It Was Possible2Chapter 2Didn't Think It Was Possible27 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Friday night at Sukis place What color do you want Toph? Katara asked.
Well, its a choice between green and maybe green or green, toph joked
Ok I think green would be a good color for you, Suki said with a little laughter. Katara chuckled at the joke.
Heres an idea that I just thought of right now lets talk about boys.
At Sokkas place (kataras too) Dude Im going to beat you into fire dust, Sokka said determined.
You wish water boy, Zuko said with a hint of laughter.
So how are you and Suki doing? Aang asked curiously.
Were doing good, ohhh hey zuko I read in my siss diary that she likes to see you do pull ups because your so muscular but to bad, shes way of on that, he said while still playing his video game.
Ya shes right your not, roared with laughter.
Hey is there anything about Toph
A dirty dirty Tobuscus Fanfiction A Dirty, Dirty Tobuscus FanfictionA dirty dirty Tobuscus Fanfiction4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
It was a hot sunny LA day. The type of day you could be outside for 10 minutes and have a slight sunburn, but poor Toby Turner just couldn't stand it anymore. He had spent his morning inside, the AC went out and it would be a couple days before he could get it fixed. To solve this problem he came out with an idea. "Gimme." He said as he walked into his garage grabbing a shovel, then into his backyard. Taking his shirt off he started digging. A hole in the ground about half a foot deep, then 6 x 6 feet wide. Wide enough he could lay a body in it either way.
"This is perfect!" He shouted, laughing hysterically. He connected the hose and turned on the water. At first the water was hot but then chilled as it went. Toby started filling up his dirt hole he had worked so hard on, sometimes pouring water over himself to cool off his hot man abs. The dirt
Just Friends More Then That 8Chapter 8 girl fightJust Friends More Then That 87 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Its been more then a month that toph and aang been going out but theres one person that wants to break them up. Onji
Friday after school
Toph decided to hang out with katara and suki after school but they were interrupted by onji.(the bitch)
oh I heared it already been I a month since you and aang have been going out said onji who was with two of her other friends, I bet hes just going out with you cause he feels bad for you
Toph didnt say nothing, all she did was punch onji in the face. She fell to the ground(thats how hard she got punched by toph) then toph screamed to her, hahaha your so funny im funny to I just punched the shit out of you and what are you going to do about it??
Onji didnt say nothing, she got up from the ground then she try to get back at toph but toph stopped her and broke her nose
what happen? Poor little onji cant fight??? Awh boo hoo little bitch cant figh
Just Friends More Then That 7Chapter 7- the beachJust Friends More Then That 77 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Aang told toph he loved her and she had the same feelings for him.
Monday afternoon before lunch in the hallways with toph and aang
So toph are you coming to the beach Saturday? aang asked toph
Duh, I dont wanna miss the fun
I know you wont wanna miss one minute
I wanna see sokka fall of his surfboard again
Yeah that was funny they both laughed
The bell rang
I guess we should meet up with the gang at lunch now
Yeah come on said toph as they started walking to the cafeteria
Hey guys said toph and aang
Hey they all said
What have you two been up to? katara asked toph and aang
Nothing mind your biz said toph
Okay never mind anyway are you two coming with us to the beach Saturday?
We wouldnt miss it aang said taking a bite of his sandwich
Yeah we wanna see sokka fall of his board aga
Just Friends More Then That 6Chapter 6-should I be mad at you or should I forgive youJust Friends More Then That 67 years ago in Teen More Like This
Its been 3 weeks since toph and aang been dating each other, there havent been any fights and nothing has gotten messed up until now
A Friday afternoon after school
Aang was walking out the school with zuko and sokka until they were stopped by Aangs ex girlfriend, onji
Hey guys what what's up onji said standing in front of the guys
What do you want onji? aang said
I just want to talk to you alone
And we should be going zuko said grabbing sokka
*cough* slut *cough* sokka coughed. Zuko and sokka were laughing
What do you want from me onji?
I just wanted to talk about us
There are no us I broke up with you aang said walking away from onji
Whatever but how could you go out with that girl?
Her name is toph, and it happens to be that I like her a lot
Sure you do
I do and you know wh