A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
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Bort- I love you, Robert.His heart pounded.Bort- I love you, Robert.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
His hands shook.
He took a deep breath, as if it were to be his last.
He turned warily , facing the man he had feared for 10 years.
The man smiled sheepishly, his red hair was covered in soot. He looked suspiciously like a chimney sweep.
Bart grinned, happiness sweeping through him like a wave, washing away his fears.
'Ho ho ho' Grinned Robert ; he swept the young boy up into his arms and held him tight.
'I love you' croaked Bart.
All was well.
The yellow daffodilThe yellow daffodil by preety-lady-serenityThe yellow daffodil4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: The Simpsons belong to Matt Groening and Fox Network, not me.
It was rare for Charles Montgomery Burns to spend his weekend all alone. Usually Smithers would not leave his side, but that weekend he had told him he needed some time alone.
Truth was that they both needed some time alone. It had been a month since they had started dating and they were going through those new couple jitters. Waylon on his behalf would sometimes look at him with some distrust and would question the sincerity of his feelings. This irritated Mr. Burns and yet he could not blame his younger assistant. He had spent the last ten years, or so, toying with the younger man's affections. He would push his buttons, hit on him and then crush his heart. It wasn't a surprise that Waylon kept consideri
Tobuscus Adventure of Epicosity part 1"Gryphon, it's lunch time!" called Tobuscus, rattling some dog food around in a bowl, "Come and get it!" He waited for a few moments, then rattled the dog food once more. Gryphon, his beloved shih tzu, did not come. "Gryphon?" he called again, leaving the kitchen to check Gryphon's bed. He found it empty. "Gryphzor?" Tobuscus called the dog's nickname, as he peeked into his bedroom. Still no sign of Gryphon. Next, Tobuscus ran into the living room and began searching everywhere. He even checked under the couch, on which a man with dark hair and a muscular frame sat.Tobuscus Adventure of Epicosity part 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
"What're you doing?" asked said man.
"Gabuscus!" said Tobuscus, sitting up, "Have you seen Gryphon?!"
"Gabe uscus," sighed Gabuscus, "Have you checked the backyard?"
The two men walked out to the backyard just in time to see a strange man fleeing the yard, whilst laughing maniacally. He was wearing a top hat and a cape, and as he leaped over the fence at the very end of the yard, the cape swooped out of the way to reve
YFM yaoi story with BratcoleBenatar: 'ello Axel.YFM yaoi story with Bratcole3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Benatar: Where do you think Puff and DeeJay went?
Axel: Guessing girls.
Benatar: So what do you want to do since Puff dragged us to the mall?
Axel; I don't know video game
Benatar: sure! let's head to the arcade.
Axel: They went to the arcade.
Benatar: I forgot... Oh well *cell rings* I just got a text from Puff.
Axel: What he say?
Benatar: he said to meet them down in the arcade.... And watch me beat your ass at Dance dance revolution Ben. I still hate that nickname, but that wanker is not going to beat me!
Axel: He want to beat you?
Benatar: Yeah but he doesn't know, in england when I played video games as a kid I was the master at them! so when people claimed they were better then me I challenged them and kicked their asses.
Benatar: yeah there is a lot you guys don't know about me. *sighs* Well lets get down there so I can whop Puff's ass!
Axel and Benatar: *Went to were puff is.*
Puff: ready to be defeated. D:
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
We want both our Parents Ep.EpilogueWe want both our Parents Ep.6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Five and a half years past. My parents havent fought once since they got back together. My brother, Tom-tom, has been happier ever since and as for me, well I have been happy too, but it sucks since my father always doesnt let me fight Tom-tom, sometimes I think Tom-tom is too much of a wimp to fight me anyway. Oh, and I got another brother. His name is Gyatso and he is an air bender too. He just turned five years old and he is very sweet. My mother named him Gyatso after my fathers master and guardian. She said she remembered when dad use to talk about him and tell her the fun times he had with him. My father almost cried when mom named my brother after my fathers guardian. She also named him Gyatso because my fathers master was a peace maker and they knew my brother would bring peace as well, just like dad too.
Aang and Zuko stood outside in the courtyard. They talked, laughed and smiled. They drank Jasmine
The Looney Tune Movie 02Whoa, 6 reviews. That's a pretty good start I gotta say. Thanks to everyone who read the first chapter!The Looney Tune Movie 024 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Terranova210486: Really? You saw The Muppet Movie the other night? Eh, that's quite a coincidence. XD
Great suggestions, Nightw2. I'll be sure to use them when the time comes.
Chapter 2: Enter Daffy Duck
Some days later, Bugs was still tunneling underground. He was hoping to arrive in Hollywood as soon as possible. Then, during one afternoon, he stopped tunneling, right before coming out of the ground and in the middle of a road.
"And here I am, in Hollywood!" He exclaimed, holding his arms in the air. The rabbit then dropped them as he looked around and realized something. "Wait a second This doesn't look like Hollywood!" He said, angry. "Oh, I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albukoikee! Well, looks like Wait a minute."
Bugs turned around as he noticed a billboard on the side of the road. On the billboard, it was written "Monty Burns' Hasenpfeffer".
TAU: 5 Things Toph Won't TellA/N: This story is part of a continuity that involves genderbending of Toph and Aang, and what the canon might have been as a result. Sorry for any confusion; please read Artist's Comments for further information.TAU: 5 Things Toph Won't Tell6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
TAU: Five things Toph wont tell you.
There were several things that Toph has done in the past, which he prefers to be forever shrouded in mystery or else lost and comfortably forgotten. Here are the top five.
1) Running away from home.
This is not to say that Toph regretted coming along with Aang and the others. It was just, well, he couldve made his exit in a more meaningful manner.
You know what, Mom, Dad? hed have said, kicking over a chair or two for emphasis as he shouldered his bag, Im SICK of this life. Im sick of being hidden and babied by you, everyday being force-fed information about taxes and merchandise andandand cabbages! All because Im the heir to th
We Want Both our Parents 7Chapter 7- Gone on Ember IslandWe Want Both our Parents 76 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm glad you came Toph, the kids seem really happy that you came," said Katara
"Yeah, whatever no can we get over with this already?" said Toph
"The show doesn't start now it starts in 20 minutes" she said
"Damn," Toph whispered. Toph felt Aang; he was carrying Liana and his back and was making her laugh. She was still mad about what Aang said to her the night before. She didn't want to really talk to him; she just wanted to be alone for most of the time.
After the time they waited, they finally got their seats before the show began. Zuko and Katara sat next to each other and so did Suki and Sokka. Liana, Tom-tom and Ken sat together leaving Toph and Aang having to sit near each other. Toph didn't like the idea of sitting next to Aang. She did anyway, having no choice. After she took her seat, Aang faced Toph who quickly faced the other way with her arms folded across her chest. She heard Aang sigh and felt him turn his head foward.The show
Just Friends More Then That 9Chapter 9- good morningJust Friends More Then That 97 years ago in Teen More Like This
Toph was surprised waking up next to aang in the morning. She forgot that she slept during the movie and she was happy because aang was willing to carry her to his bed.
Toph tried getting up from his bed without waking him up. As she got up she looked back at aang who was still asleep so she decided to give him a kiss and then said, I love you to him. Then she walked to the bathroom to freshen up. And when she got up, aang was awake, and sitting on his bed, yawning.
Youre up early he told her
So are you she said as she walked over to him and sat next to him.
So how was the movie? he joked knowing that she fell asleep doing it
Shut up she said punching him in the arm then tapped kissed him
Can I get another one? he asked
Nope, only if you wash your mouth she told him, cause your breath is kicking she smiled
Ill get you for that he said as he got up to walk
Just friends or More Then ThatChapter 1- why notJust friends or More Then That7 years ago in Teen More Like This
People talking to friends and in there clicks but this story is about a 2 people name toph and aang. Theyre really good friends but are they just friends???
At the lockers with toph and her friends katara and suki
Come on toph why dont you go out with aang? katara said
Yeah you two make the perfect couple suki said in a baby voice
I told you already that me and aang are just friends and I bet he dont like me like that toph said while taking out her books from her locker
Come on please suki and katara begged
Okay but he wont ask me out I know it
You want to bet?? said suki with a smirk
Okay if he asks me out Ill give you 20 bucks
Here comes the school bitches
The school bitches were azula , ty-lee and mai. Azula was the sister of zuko whose dating
Essteka's Toy Story 09And now, here's a chapter I wanted to to do for a long time.Essteka's Toy Story 094 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 9: A Shocking Truth for Sonic
The next morning, at Vicky's house, both Mario and Sonic were having a hard time. The plumber always feared that if Vicky would get her hands on him, she would torture him. This is what was happening at that moment. Luckily for the toys, what she did to them wasn't anything traumatizing... for the most part. At that moment, the teenager took Sonic, put him in a slingshot and launched him to the wall. The hedgehog, fortunately not broken, landed on a nearby desk. Vicky laughed evilly before turning her attention to the plumber. The latter toy was laying on the floor. She took a magnifying glass and put the plumber near the window, where the sunlight was on the floor.
"Alright, mustache guy. Let's see how much you can endure FIRE!" she exclaimed. She concentrated the beam on Mario's forehead. Soon enough, a white hot dorm appeared and started smoldering on said forehead. "Yes! Burn! BURN!"
TCSE 25To answer Toms review: I thought it would be funny for Bender to steal the spotlight from Fry and Leela since hes the breakout character of Futurama. So, thats why I did this.TCSE 256 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 25: The Real Diabolical Brain
Above the ocean, one of the numerous dark spheres was floating near the sky. Soon enough, a giant cannon appeared from the dark sphere. This cannon was so huge, any regular human would look like a bug besides it. It was kind of like an ultimate weapon that you could find in a science-fiction story, like Star Wars, Star Trek and any others. The cannon shooted towards the horizon. It hitted something as another dark sphere was made, sucking everything around. On top of the cannon, four familiar villains were standing: Elmer Fudd, Jafar, the Green Goblin and Mr. Swackhammer.
This is just great. Marvelous, in fact. said the Green Goblin, smirking evily.
You said it, Osborn. Marvelous very well. agreed Swackhammer.
Soon, Mastew Hand
We want Both our Parents 13Chapter 13- The newsWe want Both our Parents 136 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dad, I cant believe that you lost Pai Sho to Liana, said Tom-tom
I learned from Iroh thats why, Liana said smiling at her brother
I let her win, said their father who was lying.
Thats a lie dad! I can tell, said Liana
I see your mother taught you how to tell if someones lying, Aang laughed
Hey, shes an earth bender and by daughter of course I have to each her that, said Toph then giggled. Okay kids time for bed.
Aww come on mom, can we stay up a little longer, said Tom-tom
Yeah, please mom can we, Liana begged
Im sorry but no, were leaving tomorrow, so you two need as much sleep as you can get, said Toph
Okay, were going, said Liana and Tom-tom as they walked to their rooms. Toph got up from her seat and went over to Aang. She leaned over and kissed his cheek. She wrapped her arms around
:TAU: Daydreams and Nightmares:TAU: Daydreams and Nightmares6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A/N: This story is part of a continuity that involves genderbending of Toph and Aang, and what the canon might have been as a result. Sorry for any confusion; please read Artist's Comments for further information.
Daydreams and Nightmares
Fire Lord Ozai! Your days of tyranny are over! Dressed flamboyantly in bright red and yellow and with her hair drawn back in a high warrior-style ponytail, Aang pointed the end of her staff at her opponent with a dramatic flourish. Lets end this.
Oh really? the huge fiery representation of the Fire Lord said, a mockingly sinister smile creeping slow and serpent-like over his lips.
And how do you expect to end me when you cant even end your own pathetically convoluted one-sided relationships?
Wha? Aang sputtered in shock, as well as a flash of indignant fury. I dont have W-what do you MEAN, pathetically convoluted
Spider-Hare 01Today is a great day. Why am I saying that? Well, today is the tenth anniversary of the first Spider-Man movie! To celebrate this event, I've decided to start my own fanmake of this movie, making it my first fanmake of a Marvel movie.Spider-Hare 013 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
To answer Fizzucker's review from "The Looney Tune Movie"... Isn't it obvious? Both Lupin and Connors are smart teachers who sometimes turn into a ferocious beast against their will.
Anyway, enjoy this first chapter, everyone!
Chapter 1: Amazing Fantasy
Our story begins in the Big Apple itself, New York City. It was a bright sunny day as some school bus was being driven on the streets. At this moment, someone was heard narrating.
"Who am I? Are you sure ya wanna know? No seriously, are you sure ya wanna hear me tell you who am I, even though you probably have something else better to do right now? Cause let me tell ya, my life isn't that interesting Well, okay, I lied. My life is far from being boring, I'll admit that. Still, you're sure ya wanna kn
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 03Yeah, I could use those suggestions, Nightw2. I may have a couple of ideas for Bebop and Rocksteady.Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 033 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Guest, I ain't gonna use that suggestion of yours. I just don't feel like it.
Chapter 3: When Hinata Meets the Mobians
The next morning, Hinata was at her apartment, looking herself into the mirror. However, she wasn't alone. Next to her was a fat man with black and grey hair. He was wearing an orange jumpsuit, with a black collar, gloves and boots. His name is Jack Fenton, Hinata's boss and a part-time scientist dealing with ghosts. The man came to see Hinata, bringing with him his son, Danny. The latter was sitting on a chair, reading a magazine.
"Hinata, you should have called me last night!" Jack exclaimed. "Sorry if I seem like I'm overreacting, but I'd like to know when one of my reporters is getting attacked."
"I'm glad you're concerned over my safety, Jack. However, I don't think it would have been necessary to call you since I knew you would immediately come to see me this morn
Just Friends More Then That 5Chapter 5 second date and parties at nightJust Friends More Then That 57 years ago in Teen More Like This
After the day of fun at the pool toph an aang decided to go to an Italian restaurant
So aang this is like a second date right?
Yeah I guess so
So what made you go out with me?
Well even though we were friends, I kind of had a crush on and when I asked you out I thought you would say no cause we were friends and I thought you didnt want to break up our friendship aang said blushing, oh also sokka and zuko made me because they knew that I has a crush on you
oh, Im a little mad that sokka and zuko made you but I think it was sweet how you had a crush on me toph paused, and to tell you the truth I kind of had a crush on you to she blushed
Well Im glad you said yes because I really like you, a lot
Me to toph said as she leaned over to kiss him. Every time they kissed toph thought that he was the right one and aang al
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 04Well, I already have another idea in mind for the "Wayne Gretzky? On steroids?" joke, Terranova210486, but I can use your climax-related suggestion, though.Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 042 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 4: Enter Deathstroke
Several minutes later, the Mobians were walking in the sewers along with Hinata. They decided to escort her back to her home, given that it was her first time traveling in the sewers.
"I hope you guys know where we're going." Hinata said.
"Eh, sure. We've been traveling around the sewers since our childhood. We know which street we're underneath anytime." Sonic said.
"Okay then." She said. "So, you guys are mutants?"
"Yep. Why?" Knuckles asked.
"Well, you could almost look like you're from another planet."
"You mean like aliens? Bah! That's just a stupid idea to think we're aliens!" Sonic exclaimed, smirking.
"Oh. Sorry... I didn't mean to offend you." Hinata said, looking down.
"Nah, don't be sorry. You're a nice gal. We know you wouldn't intentionally insult us." the hedgehog said while smiling at her
We Want Both our Parents 6Chapter 6- scared?We Want Both our Parents 67 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Katara, I'm not going," said Toph with her arms folded over her chest
"Come on you had fun when we went before Sozins comet," said Katara
"That was like 16 years ago"
"come on its different from it this time they don't have Aang as a girl and they don't have you as a guy, also we win not Ozai and Azula"
"Katara please don't say that name in front of me," Toph said as she rubbed the sides of her forehead
"what name?" Katara asked
"the name of my children's father," Toph said as she faced her back toward Katara
"oh... right, sorry," Katara apologized
"I'm not going,"
"Why not? Tom-tom and Liana would enjoy watching the play,"
"Take them with you, I'm not going"
"why? cause Aang is going to be there?" Katara asked
"No, I just don't want to go," Toph lied
"Toph, I know you're lying. what happen to the Toph that pushed Aang around, or called me sugar queen and the Toph who always fooled Sokka when you say that you can see," said Katara
"That Toph is long gone,
Zeros To Heros part 1Zeros To Heros part 15 years ago in Profiles More Like This
catdragon4: Bless my soul
They were on a roll
Persons of the week in every Greek opinion poll
Those are pros
They could stop a show
Point them at a villan and you're talking SRO
They were some no ones
Now they are honchos
They are heros
They were some kids with their act down pat
From zeros to heros in no time flat
Zeros to heros just like that
When they smiled
The fans went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped their faces
On ev'ry vase
Brad hits catdragon4 on the head (on ev'ry "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our pros had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
They could tell you
What's a Grecian urn?
There they go again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch them flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
Loonies, they come,
they see, they conquers
Honey, the crowds were
They showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zeros to heros some major hunks
Zeros to heros and who'da th
Just Friends More Then That 11Chapter 11- hangover and paintballJust Friends More Then That 117 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Aang woke up at 12 in the morning wondering how he got home and where was toph. He looked around his room and found toph sleeping on the other side of his bed. Then he knew she brought him home. Toph was sleeping peacefully and aang thought that she was like an angel when she was asleep. He didnt wanna wake her up so he went to the bathroom to get ready for the day. After about 9 minutes later he decided to wake up toph.
Toph wake up aang whispered in her ear
Huh? she said tired, what time is it?
Oh she said sitting up from the bed, how you feel?
Im okay but having a hangover sucks
Yeah she said rubbing her eyes
Thanks for bringing me home cause if I would of drove home I might have been in the hospital
Yeah and I wouldnt want that to happen she said kissing him
Just then aangs phone started t
Essteka's Toy Story 10Chapter 10: At the WindowEssteka's Toy Story 104 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Later on, the doorknob on the closet started shaking. As the door was being opened, Mario fell from the closet, along with a bunch of Christmas lights falling on him. The plumber waited for a while before opening the door, just to make sure Doidle wasn't there anymore. Mario groaned as he stood up, removing the Christmas lights from him.
"Okey-dokey, no sign of-a the dog." He said, looking around. "I better-a find Sonic."
"Too easy! Piece of cake!"
Mario turned his head to his right. He recognized that voice as Sonic's voice box. It came from the nearby room. As the plumber took a peek, he saw Tootie in her bedroom, playing tea with some dolls.
"Oh, you like cake, Ms. Blueberry? I like cake too! What's your favorite flavor? Mine is strawberry." said Tootie to one of her doll.
As Mario observed, he then realized Tootie was talking to Sonic, the latter still in toy mode. The hedgehog was sitting on a toy chair. He had an apron and a flower-shaped hat on him. He