Perryshmirtz Ch16Perry panted heavily, his hand over his heart as he leaned against the wall. His skin under his fur was beet red and he swallowed heavily.
"Oh god" he breathed "Oh god. Oh lord. What have I done?"
The platypus put his head in his hands as he leaned against the wall, and he heard the bedroom door open beside him. Phineas walked out and looked down at the platypus
"I thought I heard you out here" he smiled softly, taking a seat beside his pet "What's wrong?"
Perry offered no verbal response, instead he looked up at Phineas with wide and pitiful brown eyes as he held out his arms. Phineas frowned, worry filling his sapphire eyes as he gently reached over and picked up the platypus.
He rested the platypus on his bloated stomach as he hugged him and pressed a gentle kiss to the top of his head
"What's wrong?" he asked again
"I- Well... What I mean is..." he looked up at Ph
Perryshmirtz Ch17Perry took the stairs one at a time, dreading the moment when he would inevitably reach the bottom. He took as long as he possibly could on the stairs, and he knew Phineas was watching and silently cheering him on.Perryshmirtz Ch173 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"You can do this, Perry" Phineas whispered to his pet
Perry looked up and forced up a smile
"I hope so" he squeaked
Phineas offered a sympathetic smile and sat back, and Perry turned to face forward, continuing his slow descent on the stairs.
When the monotreme finally reached the bottom he walked over to the couch, and Heinz wasn't there anymore.
"Heinz?" he called softly
"I'm out here, Perry the platypus"
Perry turned and looked outside, and the evil-scientist-turned-platypus was standing just under the tree. He slowly walked outside to join him, closing the sliding door behind himself. He stopped when he was beside the brown platypus and smiled wea
Perryshmirtz Ch18"Perry" Phineas softly calledPerryshmirtz Ch183 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Perry looked down and ssmiled at his owner
"Hey Phineas" he greeted "What's up?"
"Ferb and I were going to order a pizza. Do you and Heinz want some?"
"Sure" he smiled "What are we getting on it?"
"We were just going to get pepperonni" he shrugged "Is that okay with you two?"
"Fine by me" he replied "Heinz?"
"Yes, that's fine"
"Okay" Phineas replied, turning to walk back in the house "I'll call you when the food is here"
With that said the redhead walked inside and closed the sliding door gently behind himself. Perry turned and looked at Heinz, a small smile forming.
"So" he stated "What's going on tonight? I just want to clear this up, since I'm new to this"
Heinz choked on his breath and blushed
"Wh-What do you mean?"
"We don't have to... um... you know... do things?"
Heinz's eyes were wide and shocked, his blush a furious red
"N-No Perry the platypus" he choked out "No we don't, we don't do that until farther into our relationship"
Perry sighed in relie
Perryshmirtz Ch15The day had slowly progressed, both platypi were silent most of the day, too busy watching their soap operas. That is, until the power went out.Perryshmirtz Ch154 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Brad... I have a confession to make... I... I'm-" the screen went black, followed by the lights turning off.
"NO!" they both screamed "You're what Angela! You're what!?"
They heard laughing and glanced over at the door to see a flashlight beam.
"Of course the power goes out when we get home"
"I'm sure we can occupy ourselves" Ferb whispered into the redheads ear
Phineas' cheeks immediately lit up a furious red, and he coughed nervously before saying
"Who wants to play a board game?!"
Perry shrugged, as did Heinz and Phineas grinned eagerly
"go get candles and light them, I'll get a game"
They played board games for hours, as some point adding liquor into the mix, until they were all bored and hammered.
Well, Except Phineas. Ya know, because he's pregnant. Phineas and Ferb had gone upstairs a few minutes earlier, as proved by the sound of a be
Perryshmirtz Ch11They walked for quite some time, until Heinz finally sighedPerryshmirtz Ch114 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"what did we need to talk about, Perry the platypus?"
"I was talking to Ferb.... and.... he said..." Perry took a deep breath "he said I should find out how you feel about m-" he stopped speaking, yanking off his hat and the ear piece of his translator. He chirped and Heinz stood in silence beside him.
"excuse me sir" the nurse said "he cant be in here" she jabbed a finger towards Perry
Heinz nodded and scooped him up, and left the building. When they were outside Perry put his hat back on and placed the earpiece back on. He sighed heavily and Heinz stared at him in silence before finally saying
"He told you to find out my feelings for you, didn't he?"
Perry nodded slowly, staring nervously up at the evil doctor.
Heinz remained silent for a moment, before staring down at him and sighing
"you say you love me?" Perry nodded slowly and Heinz chuckled softly "took you long enough to admit it" Perry looked shocked and confused and
Perryshmirtz Ch1"Perry the platypus what are you doing here!?" Heinz exclaimed, looking over from his recliner as Perry walked in the door, closing it behind him. Heinz watched curiously as Perry pulled something out of his hat and reached into his mouth, before putting something in his ear.Perryshmirtz Ch14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Doctor D" he said softly
Heinz's eyes flew open in shock
"Perry the Platypus! You- You talk!?"
"translator" he informed the man, slowly approaching
Heinz moved away and raised an eyebrow
"what are you doing here?" he asked again, warily watching the monotreme
Perry sighed heavily, before taking off his hat and frowning
"Heinz.. I... I wont be your nemesis anymore"
Heinz' eyes flew open in shock
"what! why?" He demanded
"this relationship has gotten..." the platypus trailed off, placing his hat back on his head and climbing up into the doctors lap. "I cant do it..." he trailed off
"Heinz..." he trailed off again. Taking a deep breath he sighed "look... Doctor D, this relationship is... no
Perryshmirtz Ch14Perry woke up the next morning to something warm against his side. He opened his eyes and was beak to beak with a sleeping Heinz.Perryshmirtz Ch144 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He immediately turned red and tried to shift away, but was blocked by Phineas' chest.
Phineas twitched slightly but made no other movement.
Perry froze when Heinz shifted slightly, a yawn escaping him. The brown platypus' eyes opened and widened when he saw their beaks touching and the ever shocked and blushing Perry.
He immediately pushed himself away and fell off the bed with a startled yell, grabbing the blanket on the way. Perry yelled in shock as he was yanked off the bed with the blanket and landed on top of Heinz before the blanket landed over them.
Both platypus' cheeks turned red and grinned nervously.
"uh..." Perry rasped
"heh...." Heinz chuckled nervously
There was a groan, followed my a bunch of giggles and a 'what?'. Moments later more laughter was heard and Perry groaned, throwing the blanket off of them.
"Calm down we weren't doing anything! W
Perryshmirtz Ch5"what about us?" Heinz asked, his brow furrowing in utter confusionPerryshmirtz Ch54 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Perry reached over and placed his small hand over the evil genious' larger one.
"Heinz..." he trailed off "Heinz I love you"
"Love?" Heinz squeaked, his face turning red and his expression completely bewildered
'For an genious he isn't very bright' Perry thought to himself before saying
"Love. I'm in love with you, Heinz"
Heinz stared at the platypus in bewildered shock, completely floored that his now ex-nemesis was telling him this.
"is..." he coughed "is that why you stopped bing my nemesis?"
"I didn't want to keep having to hurt you..." he trailed off and stood "thanks for listening"
Heinz watched in a confused silence as Perry headed for the door
"Perry the platypus, you're just leaving?" Heinz finally asked when Perry grasped the doorknob.
Perry turned and looked back at him, and Heinz could easily tell that the platypus was shocked he had asked that.
The man stood and slowly approached the platypus,
Perryshmirtz Ch2Perry sighed as he walked slowly into his own house, not going unnoticed by Phineas and Ferb. The boys immediately jumped up and he was in their arms.Perryshmirtz Ch24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"are you okay Perry?" Phineas asked
Perry shook his head
"no boys" he sighed "no I'm not"
"whats wrong?" Ferb released the mammal and Phineas scooped him up, carrying him upstairs and sitting him on the bed
Perry groaned, taking his hat off and tossing it across the room.
"I quit" he replied in a monotone
"why? I thought you like being an agent"
Perry raised his gaze to meet Phineas', desperately trying to hold back tears. One escaped, wetting his aqua fur and he bit his bill softly.
Phineas frowned, his eyebrows furrowing in concern
"you're crying" he stated "Perry you never cry. Whats wrong?"
Perry didn't respond, and Phineas leaned back against his headboard. Perry climbed up onto him and curled up in a ball on the redheads bloated stomach
"Perry?" he asked softly, reaching out and stroking his pet softly
Perry looked at him with tear
Perryshmirtz Ch8The scientist immediately spotted Pery on the floor and jumped up, offering a hand to Perry. Perry took it and saidPerryshmirtz Ch84 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"thanks" Heinz didn't reply and released him when he was up. PErry brushed himself off and looked up at the doctor "so whats todays scheme"
"oh, theres no scheme Perry the platypus" he grinned "I was fixing my pick-em-up-inator"
'so I came out here for nothing" he sighed
"sorry" Heinz shrugged "you could stay for lunch"
"as tempting as that is, I cant. I have something important to do a-" he broke off when his watch beeped. He clicked the button and Ferbs face appeared, his eyes worried
"whats wrong" he immediately asked
"Somethings wrong with Phin" Ferb rasped and there was a loud moan of pain behind him "Im taking him to the hospital. Meet us there"
The call was ended and Pery looked up at Heinz
"Heinz I need you to take me to the hospital"
"Why-" he was cut off when Perry grabbed his shirt and yanked him down to his level
"Just do it!" he s
Perryshmirtz Ch7Perry woke to Phineas yelping and shoting out of bed. The monotreme hit the floor with a grunt and immediately chased after Phineas while a completely flabbergasted Ferb jumped to his feet and followed.Perryshmirtz Ch74 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
When he reached the bathroom Phineas was laying on the floor groaning in pain, while Perry rubbed a damp cloth over his forehead and brushed his hair out of his face.
"Phineas are you okay?" Ferb immediately asked, dropping to his knees beside the redhead
Phineas groaned and opened his mouth to reply, instead lurching up and being violently sick in the toilet.
He groaned as he dropped back to the ground again and Perry cleaned off the boys mouth.
"god...." Phineas rasped "Ferb help me back to-" he grunted softly in pain "-to bed?"
Ferb immediately stood and helped the boy to his feet. Perry followed, pretending to be mindless until they were closed into their room once again. He climbed onto the bed and looked down at Phineas.
He opened his mouth to speak when he watch beepe
Perryshmirtz Ch4"thanks Phineas" he whisperedPerryshmirtz Ch44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Phineas grinned at him
"no need to thank me Perry" he paused "after all, if I reacll, you gave me quite a few pep talks before I finally confessed to Ferb" he grinned "Its high time I returned the favor"
Perry grinned at him, and Phineas cupped the platypus' cheek gently
"you should go see him, Perry" he said gently
Perry bit his beak.
"I... I don't think thats a good idea" Perry frowned
"think with your heart Perry" Phineas said gently "not your head" he ruffled his pets fur "your head tells you what others will think. Your heart tells you what you really feel"
Perry nodded slowly
"and honestly, who cares what people think" Phineas grinned "as long as you're happy, we're happy"
Ferb nodded, and Perry stood, gently climbing off Phineas' bloated stomach and hugging them tight.
He jumped off the bed, grabbed his fedora, tipped it at them, and disappeared.
"thats our boy" he whispered and Ferb nodded
"that is indeed"
Perry stared up at the
Perryshmirtz Ch6Perry yawned heavily and stretched, rolling over, until he felt his beak touch something. Blinking open his eyes he came face to face with a blushing Doofenshmirtz.Perryshmirtz Ch64 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Perry blushed and immediately began to shift away, until he felt Heinz hand begin stroking him again. He purred happily and sunk back down, staring at Heinz with a small grin on his face.
"Good morning, Perry the platypus" he grinned
"morning" Perry yawned
"how did you sleep?" Heinz asked
"good. y-" he broke off, shooting up in horror "Im late!" he exclaimed
"Late? Late for w-" Heinz stopped speaking when Perry uttered a quick apology, kissed his cheek softly, and disappeared.
"he really needs to stop doing that" the man muttered, before standing to go take a shower.
Perry popped through the magic hat and saw Phineas sleeping, snoring gently while Ferb ran his fingers through the redheads hair. He slowly approached and tossed his hat onto a desk.
"Sorry I'm so late" he apologized
"It's okay. We weren't too w
Perryshmirtz Ch13Heinz grinned softly and they finally turned and faced Ferb and Candace. The two humans said nothing, just stared in shock, before turning and leading the way back to the car.Perryshmirtz Ch134 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
They climbed in in silence with Phineas in the back seat. Ferb climbed into the front with Candace. When they got home Ferb thanked Candace for the ride and Candace nodded and left to return to her own house. He carried Phineas in and the two platypuses followed, stopping when he laid Phineas on the bed. Ferb wordlessly grabbed another translator and handed it to Perry. As soon as it was in he turned to Heinz
"youre a platypus!" he exclaimed
Heinz chuckled softly
"we clarified that quite some time ago"
Perry didnt reply, instead turned to Ferb
"when is he going to wake up?"
"Mishti says he will be out like a light until tomorrow morning"
Perry nodded slowly
He climbed up onto the bed and pushed himself under one of Phineas' arms. He nuzzled into his owners chest and sighed heavily, and Doof climbed up onto
Perryshmirtz Ch9Perry overtook Candace and caught up to Ferb in no time and demanded to know what was wrong. Ferb ignored him, his breathing heavy and labored as he ran through the traffic. It eventually came to the point that they couldnt fit through anymore without hitting Phineas on mirrors and doors. Ferb cursed angrily, and spotted a cab.Perryshmirtz Ch94 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"help me onto the cab" he asked Perry
The monotreme did as he was told and Ferb walked onto the roof. The driver yelled angrily at him, and he took a deep breath before running forward, dashing from car to car.
They eventually reached the hospital and ran in, demanded to see Mishti Patel.
"Misti Patel to the front desk for Phineas Flynn"
Mishti was there within seconds, and Phineas released a pitiful moan of pain.
"follow me" she demanded briskly, and they raced off down the hall
Perry immeduiately followed, and Candace and Heinz followed him.
She had Ferb lay Phineas on an examination table, and forced him to take a seat while she looked at Phineas.
Perryshmirtz Ch3Perry chuckled softlyPerryshmirtz Ch34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"easier said than done" he whispered
"Perry" Phineas said softly "if someone else had told you that, I would expect that answer. But this is coming from me. Your best friend, dating his brother and carrying his brothers child" he paused "does that sound like I followed my heart, or my head?"
"heart" Perry whispered softly
"my heart" he confirmed
Perry didn't reply, and Phineas sighed sympathetically
"let me tell you a story Perry" Phineas murmured, still stroking his pet softly "When I realized my feelings for Ferb... My head told me to forget them. That they were horrid, awful feelings. Sick and wrong. That I was a freak for feeling this way about a guy, let alone my brother. It was so loud I couldn't hear the other voices. Days went by as my mind told me I was a freak, and I tried to distance myself from Ferb. I noticed he was unhappy with it, but continued. Then, after I achieved the space and my mind stopped, I heard another voice tel
Perryshmirtz Ch10"Perry?" Ferb asked "whats wrong?"Perryshmirtz Ch104 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Perry turned and looked up at Ferb. The agent was silent, until he held his arms out like a toddler.
Ferb knelt and scooped him up, cradling him into his chest.
"Ferb...?" Perry finally asked
"yea?" Ferb replied
"I'm crazy aren't I?"
Ferb immediately knew what he was talking about and sighed
"does he love you to?"
"does it matter?" The mammal asked softly
"thats all matters Perry" Ferb informed him "if you don't know, you can never deal with it. You need to know. If he doesnt, then you can move on. If he does, then work from there"
Perry remained silent, and Ferb held him in silence, turning around to return to Phineas. The mammal moved to leave, and Ferb grinned and tightened his grip on him
"you can't hide forever Perry" he whispered "I tried. It doesn't work"
Perry sighed heavily, and squirmed again.
"lemme go! I look so undignified like this" he exclaimed
Ferb laughed and released the mammal, whom climbed up onto his shoulder and sighed