HAPPY BIRTHDAY CREAKING-DOORRoses are red,HAPPY BIRTHDAY CREAKING-DOOR3 years ago in Other More Like This
Violets are blue,
This poem is racist
There are yellow ones too!
Dear Rob "Creaking-Door" Custardson, this is for your devious birthday. I don't know how old you got. What I do know is that birthdays require a few things to make it a birthday. There should be cake, drunken people singing out of tune and presents. Virtual cake tastes horrible, I'm not drunk (though I DO sing out of tune) but a present is always possible! But what is one present when you can have a shower of devious love?
All these wonderful people got something for you to say. Enjoy!
"Happy Birthday to you
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dearest Rob
happy birthday to you.
I hope your special day is everything you want it to be. EternaldayDreamer is giving me the opportunity to contribute to your birthday present since I was accidently left out. You're one of my favorite people here on DA! Life wouldn't be the same and certainly not nearly as fun without you.