Naruto Abridged 5 QuotesThe Rower: (singing in a REALLY bad tone) "I like a- rowin' "Naruto Abridged 5 Quotes8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Naruto: "Oh my god! Will you shut up!"
The Rower: "Hey, I'm only in this series for fifteen seconds, leave me alone! (continues singing) If you believe in love after love, I can feel something inside me..."
Kakashi: "Anybody have any complaints about me throwing this guy off the boat?"
Sasuke: "Not at all."
The Rower: "Hey! What're you-?! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"
He falls in the water...
Kakashi: "So why does your villiage look all pastely?"
Tazuna: "It's because of Mickey Mouse and the Disney Corperation. Maybe you'll understand if you see this."
Kakashi: "Oh yeah, a pile of dirt, that explains EVERYTHING."
Tazuna: "Oh, shut up."
Tazuna: "Well, here we are."
Kakashi: "Wait, you have to finish that bridge? It looks pretty complete to me."
Tazuna: "It's far from being done, we need to paint a ra
Naruto Abridged 7 QuotesTsunami: "Omfg, I really wish my dad would stop bringing his drunk friends home from those Linkin Park Concerts."Naruto Abridged 7 Quotes5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Naruto: "Hey! He's awake!"
Kakashi: "Okay, who was the one who thought it was a good idea to pour coffee all over my face?"
Sakura: "Umm...so sensei, who was that girl we saw earlier?"
Kakashi: "Oh, she's from a band of reject mimes. They got kicked out of mime school because they talk, all the time."
Sasuke: "Then why'd they kill Zabuza?"
Kakashi: (mumbled together) "I dunno."
Naruto: "I thought you knew everything!"
Kakashi: (sarcastically) "Oh yeah, Kakashi knows everything. If we have a problem Kakashi will know the answer. We can't do research ourselves. Quick Kakashi! Help us! (not sarcastically) Asses..."
Haku: "Well it seems my panda bear treatment is working."
Haku: "Oh good, you're awake."
Zabuza: (muffled) "What the hell was that for?"
Naruto Abridged 1 QuotesJessie: "Oh dear god! What kind of pokemon is that?!"Naruto Abridged 1 Quotes8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
James: "Ever since pokemon USA got the liscence, it hasn't been the same. They've had to use steroids on the pokemon just to keep the ratings up!"
Iruka: "Okay everyone! Since Naruto's an asstard, you're all gonna have to do a transformation test"
Some random student: "But I have a note from my doctor saying that I can't be in an Anime longer than 52 episodes, can I go home?"
Iruka: "Yes you may. Bitch, you're up. Okay...you fail at life. Next!"
Sakura: "Did you see Sasuke?"
Sasuke: "Shut, the hell up, you stalker."
Iruka: "Naruto, did you steal the scroll?"
Iruka: "Then what's that on your back?
Naruto: "It's a Bleach wall scroll."
Iruka: "Oh. Okay then."
Mizuki: "Gimmie the scroll."
Iruka: "Hey, you said it wasn't the scroll."
Iruka: "I want you to have this."