Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
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It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
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Inside the Simpsons House, LISA and MAGGIE are talking in LISA's Bedroom.
LISA: Damn it! I dont know what to show tommorow for Show and Tell!
MAGGIE: You still cant decide? I decided ages ago!
LISA: Oh yeah? What did you decide to take to school then?
MAGGIE: My sword. What else?
LISA: Principal Skinner would never allow that in the building!
MAGGIE: Lis, remember, I dont exactly carry it around all the time you know. I can summon it out of nothing.
LISA: Yeah, but that only works in Battle Mode.
MAGGIE: Thats the thing. I'd need your help for me to summon it.
LISA: In otherwords, you want me to go into battle with you using the Sisterhood?
MAGGIE: Pretty much, yeah.
LISA: Alright. It'll get me out of finding something to show.
MAGGIE: See. It works out for both of us.
The following day, BART, LISA and MAGGIE board the School Bus. BART notices that LISA nor MAGGIE have an item for Show and Tell.
BART: Say, werent you two supposed to have show and tell today?
Aqua-Lisa, chapter 7Chapter 7: If Only Tears Could Bring You BackAqua-Lisa, chapter 74 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After seeing her daughter collapsing, Marge started running to her, quickly followed by Bart and Homer. The rest of the crowd tried to follow, but Bart blocked them by spreading his hands in front of the breakwater.
"Sorry, no more entrances!" he said. "Besides, you couldn't even all fit in there."
"The kid's got a good point", Chief Wiggum said.
Bart turned around and ran at his family at the end of the breakwater. Marge was kneeling and holding Lisa's body on her lap. She gently stroke her green hair.
"Please, honey, wake up", she said quietly, with no response.
Homer's eyes were watering.
"Oh, my little girl", Homer said quietly. "You were really brave." He knelt besides Lisa.
Bart also knelt besides her sister. "You saved us all, Lis", he said. "That was so cool."
For a moment all the Simpsons just looked at Lisa's body.
"Is she still... you know... alive?" Bart asked quietly.
Marge brought her hand onto Lisa's chest. "
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Hi. You can call me Lisa Simpson. Or Clobber Girl. That's my superhero name. I've done many things in my life: travelled in many different countries, performed magic tricks, been close to being killed, written cartoons, but they're nothing, nothing compared to the life of a superhero with awesome super strength that allows me to pick up and toss cars like toys, lift houses, break through walls like they were wet cardboard, and beat the hell out of evil bank robbers twice of my size.
And believe me, being a superhero you get a lot of attention, even though as myself, I'm still the abonded little girl with a straight line of A pluses from almost every subject. The best thing about this thing is that I'm not doing this alone. I also have my whole family in it: my brother Bart (Stretch Dude), my baby sister Maggie (Bouncing Battle Baby), my dad (The Pie Man), and my mom (The Entangler) are doing this as well. Bart, I, and Maggie are ofte
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Hey guys, I wanted to write this story, because I wanted to tell you about my experience with the worst punishment a person can suffer.
Usually I didn't mind about punishments, my parents gave me an hell of them, I even can say that I spent my whole life being in kinds of punishments, seriously, but this, this was absolutely the worst, trust me.
And last, but not least, don't blame me if I make any grammar or orthography error, at the end you know me, one time I even made a mistake, writing "elementery" instead of elementary.
All this crazy story starts the 27th of April, while I was at school, and mrs Krabappel was teaching a Math lesson, I was looking out of the window, waiting, in vane, for an interesting event.
Milhouse, officially, was at home with a severe temperature, but in fact, he was at school, but not in the class, waiting for eleven o' clock, just like me.
We had something ready, that we projected for the last two days, and the only thing I hoped now was t
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“Hey Neil, look at this!” called Theresa as she was on a branch. Farley gasped as he quickly came towards the tree she was on.
“Good heavens, Terri! Please be careful…” called Farley with worry in his voice. Theresa giggled as a ladybug was on her hand, she called back, “Don’t worry, Uncle Farley. My tiny friend and I are just having a chat and want Neil to be with us.”
“Oh no, don’t I want my little boy up in that tree!” Kathy has said as she placed her hands on her hips. She was quite a protector with her little boy but less than Gill. They heard two couples talking as they walked towards where the tree was.
“Uncle Keith! Uncle Stephen!” waved Theresa at them as she yelled their names. She was so excited to see them walking towards her way. The two couples looked up at the direction of the voice and both Keith and Stephen gasped, Keith was caressing his swollen abdomen. He
BlushIan ducked out of the game room, still blushing from his dance duet with Lasercorn. He couldn't keep a grin off of his face; his stomach was sore from laughing so hard. Although, that wasn't the only part of him that was sore. He dropped a hand to his crotch, wincing slightly at the pain where Lasercorn had accidentally grabbed him as they fell over.Blush3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I didn't hurt you too bad, did I?"
Ian jumped slightly, spinning around to see Lasercorn standing behind him in the deserted hallway, smiling sheepishly.
Ian shook his head. "Nah, you didn't. My balls have taken much worse injuries from playing video games with Anthony, trust me."
Lasercorn laughed. "Do I even want to know?"
Ian shook his head, grinning. "You really don't." He leaned closer and stage-whispered, "Let's just say he's a sore loser."
Lasercorn laughed. "Remind me not to piss him off."
They rounded a corner, and Ian paused. "Hey, wanna hang out here for a bit?" He didn't have to be home for another couple hours, and he was enj
Inner Demons Ch. 1Inner Demons Ch. 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
Chapter 1: An Arrest Gone Wrong
"Morgan Tova," A tall, slender young woman announced coldly, "You're under arrest."
"What for, may I ask?" The man asked, his tunnel-like eyes gleaming. His tone was mocking and condescending, like he wanted to let the detective think she'd won.
"Well, let's see," The woman smirked, flicking some auburn locks from her hazel eyes, "You kidnapped an innocent girl, stripped her, locked her up, and tried to have a demon possess her. Does any of that ring a bell?"
"I'm afraid you misunderstood." The man grinned, licking his dry lips, "I was trying to unleash her inner demon."
"Oh?" Another young woman, this one with a slightly-overweight figure, folded her arms, "Did you hear that, Joey? He wanted to unleash her 'inner demon'. How noble."
"Indeed." The man smirked, "She had it bubbling up inside her. I just helped her let it out. Concealing our true natures should be a crime, not undoing that error."
"Yeah, well," Jo-Jo jerked her head towards her colleagues,
A Christmas StoryA man with short black hair was driving a gray Mercedes, he was thinking of what will be his niece’s reaction. He brought his two children with him at the brownstone his niece was sharing with six of her friends. He was humming a Christmas tune while his son was sleeping while he let out a big yawn; he smiled and went to look at his daughter. She was reading a fashion magazine and seemed bored, he returned to look at the road. He wasn’t feeling comfortable with the streets being icy; he didn’t want him and his little family lead to death in a car accident on Christmas day.A Christmas Story2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Mom?” asked his daughter who looked at it him with a tired smile. “Do you think that Theresa’s going to be happy to see us?”
He stopped at a stop sign; he was already excited to be at the brownstone so that he will stop worrying about the icy streets. He suddenly realizes that he miss his husband being with them for Christmas, nearly five years since Stephen’s ho
Ballada o siostrach.Żyły raz siostry i trzy ich było.Ballada o siostrach.3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Nazwane Pwyll, Pesona i Ilo.
Ilo, najmłodsza, pełna radości,
Lubiła do domu zapraszać moc gości.
Lecz wtedy stawała się zasmucona,
Bo wszystkich w domu kręciła Pesona.
Pesona, wdzięku uosobienie,
Miała wszystkich na każde skinienie.
Ale kiedy wkraczała Pwyll,
Czar wdzięku znikał - nie ma, choć był.
Pwyll, roztropnością po brzeg przepełniona,
Zawsze pomocna, o radę proszona.
Jednak pomoc zbędna się stała,
Kiedy w pobliżu jest Ilo mała.
Ilo lubiła ptaków trele,
Twierdząc, że są jak przyjaciele.
Dlatego często rano wstawała
Na spacer do lasu się udawała.
Wśród leśnych drobnych ścieżek krętych
Przyszło jej jednak usłyszeć jęki:
-"O ja nieboga!
Och, moja noga!"
Ilo ciekawskim stworzeniem była,
W stronę tych
A New Reality 4Disclaimer: I don't own the Hellsing or the Hellsing cast (Kouta Hirano does, lucky bastard!!) but I do own the plot and OCs. I make no money from this!!A New Reality 43 years ago in Drama More Like This
Author's Notes: The next chapter will be back to the present or 1999 Hellsing before the Cheddar Incident. It'll also be out later in September. I still have quite a few things to decide. (Seras or no Seras, Millennium or make a villain, etc.)
A/N 2: As you can tell by now, I'm not big on super long paragraphs. That may change in future chapters. Tell me if I'm writing too passively. I'm trying not to write every single action (like I've done a lot in the past). Tell me if you like it!
Till the Sun Rises
Cold dark blue and a blinding white orb was the first thing she saw. The cold air pressed through damp clothes to chain itself to her flesh. Black skeletons, that during the day would be trees, crowded around her. Harsh stone ate into her back like
Run Aways Ch.16 My eyes opened to my rather dim room, and I wondered what time it was. But I remembered that I had left my phone in the living room and I mentally cursed myself, hoping I wasn't late again. Though, judging by the lack of sunlight, I doubted it.Run Aways Ch.163 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I turned over and blushed when I saw Eddy sleeping soundly next to me. He was facing me, and I studied his handsome face. I'd never seen someone so beautiful and so peaceful, I almost wanted to scoot closer and feel his warmth.
Though, as happy as his unconscious presence made me, I remembered what he had told me last night, and I immediately frowned. I didn't want to wake him not only because I didn't want to disturb his sleep, but also because I didn't feel like talking to him at the moment.
I got up as quietly as I could, took a quick shower, got dressed in my work clothes in my bathroom, then grabbed my phone from the living room. It read 7:54 and I didn't want to wait a
4. It All Started With...It All Started With...4. It All Started With...3 years ago in Horror More Like This
It's been four weeks. Ian hasn't woken up from that coma he was in; Anthony forced himself to stay with the other every step of the way- he swore he could feel his sanity draining away with every day he sat there and watched his nearly dead friend. His companion.
"Come on, Ian..." He whispered, "Wake up already- you can't give up so fucking easily!" It was tough for him, having to endure lonely days and nights with no one to talk to or even smile at. He could barely even give his own girlfriend a real smile, everything seemed so dull now, everything faded since Ian began to slip away.
Unbearable. Life without the other man would be just that: unbearable. Anthony couldn't picture himself in a world without his best friend, smosh, or all their happy adventures. Now that he thought about it...smosh has been losing it's subscribers recently; he can't scroll through the comments anymore- everyone was completely against them. Most were demanding more episodes w
Don't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)Don't Go Breaking My HeartDon't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Sung by Homer and Marge Simpson and Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin)
Homer Simpson: Don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I couldn't if I tried
Homer Simpson: Oh honey if I get restless
Marge Simpson: Baby you're not that kind
Peter Griffin: Don't go breaking my heart
Lois Griffin: You take the weight off of me
Peter Griffin: Oh honey when you knock on my door
Lois Griffin: Oo I gave you my key
Both: Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Homer Simpson: When I was down
Marge Simpson: I was your clown
Both:Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Nobody knows it
Peter Griffin: Right from the start
Lois Griffin: I Gave you my heart
Oohh I Gave you my heart
Homer Simpson: So don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I won't go breaking your heart
Both: Don't go breaking my heart
Peter Griffin: Nobody told us
Lois Griffin: Cause nobody showed us
Peter Griffin: Now it's up to us baby
Lois Griffin: Oohh I think we can make it
Homer Simpson: So don't misunderstand me
Marge Simpson: You put the
A Night AwayAnthony laid solemnly on his bed as the bright light of the laptop screen shined upon his toned facial features. After nearly 3 hours of editing their latest Smosh episode, he shut off his mac and set it lightly on the nightstand directly to his right. Just as he was about to drift off into a quick nap, the familiar rumble of keys jingled into the doorknob and then opened. Anthony smiled and sat up, running to the foyer to greet his lover.A Night Away3 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Well, look who missed me from the market.” Ian grinned taking off his coat.
Anthony smiled widely and gave him a quick peck on the lips. “Sure did.”
They both strolled over to the living room and sat themselves adjacent to each-other. Ian reached his hand over to caress his boyfriend’s face before leaning in and gently placing small kisses along his jawline. Anthony smiled weakly.
Ian resumed his position; feeling the tense muscles that contracted on Anthony. He gave him a concerned look. “Babe, is everything ok?