Tornado -Hey ArnoldTornado. Tornado. Tornado? What? There was never tornados!
"Are you sure?!" she exclaimed
"Yes! Let's go!" he tugged on her wrist, practically dragging her down the stairs
"Wait" she yanked her wrist free "Where's Arnold!?"
Gerald opened his mouth to reply when a huge tree trunk came slamming down in between them.
"Gerald!" she screamed "Are you okay?!"
"I'm fine!" he yelled back "I'm going to find a way to get you out of there! Find Arnold!"
The blonde girl approached the stairs slowly, walking up and jumping as a telephone pole speared through the house right in front of her, just before she could move. Her eyes widened and she climbed over it, bolting up the stairs.
"Arnold!?" she screamed
"Helga!" he called back
She whirled around and her eyes widened, seeing that a large chunk of his room had been gouged out, by what she didn't know. She ran over, rain whipping her face and the wind blowing her hair around erratically.
She peeked over the edge and Arnold was hanging off th
Handcuffs"F-F-Ferb what are you doing?!" Phineas asked, his voices pitch raising in panic.Handcuffs3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ferb hushed him gently before capturing the redheads soft lips with his own. Phineas froze in shock and his hands slowly snaked up Ferbs body, one remaining on his back, the other cupping the back of his neck, both desperately pulling him closer.
Ferb chuckled softly to himself and allowed his hands to begin unbuttoning Phineas' shirt. Once the shirt was unbuttoned he used one hand to hold them up, the other lifted Phineas. Phineas moved his arms to allow his shirt to fall off, before returning them to their previous positions. Ferb brushed the shirt away and allowed Phineas to fall back onto the bed.
Phineas stared up at him red faced and panting, his bewilderment clear in his eyes.
"F-Ferb?" he squeaked
Ferb grinned at his brother, licking his lips slowly and watched with satisfaction as Phineas' eyes followed his tongues movements and he gulped heavily.
Phineas' chest was rising and falling rapidly, an
Phinerb~Phineas rolled over in bed with a groan. It was late at night and Phineas was struggling to fall asleep. He turned over to lay on his bare front and then settled back down into his cool pillows and started to drift off to dreamland.Phinerb~3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ferb was lying in the bed across from Phineas. He was having trouble falling asleep just as much as Phineas was.. but this was for a completely different reason. He stared up into the darkness at the ceiling, lip wobbling.
He stared up into the black darkness until his eyes burnt with tears. The sixteen year old Brit gulped and tried his hardest to hold back all of the tears he so desperately wanted to let out but didn't. He sniffed and blinked hard, one solitary tear sliding down his cheek. Ferb gasped and tried to wipe it away but instead it came out as a loud, ugly sob.
Ferb couldn't hold back the tears any more. He sobbed as quietly as he could in the darkness.
"Ferb?" Phineas' ears perked up a little and he sat up in bed. "Ferb, are you..?"
Perryshmirtz Ch15The day had slowly progressed, both platypi were silent most of the day, too busy watching their soap operas. That is, until the power went out.Perryshmirtz Ch153 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Brad... I have a confession to make... I... I'm-" the screen went black, followed by the lights turning off.
"NO!" they both screamed "You're what Angela! You're what!?"
They heard laughing and glanced over at the door to see a flashlight beam.
"Of course the power goes out when we get home"
"I'm sure we can occupy ourselves" Ferb whispered into the redheads ear
Phineas' cheeks immediately lit up a furious red, and he coughed nervously before saying
"Who wants to play a board game?!"
Perry shrugged, as did Heinz and Phineas grinned eagerly
"go get candles and light them, I'll get a game"
They played board games for hours, as some point adding liquor into the mix, until they were all bored and hammered.
Well, Except Phineas. Ya know, because he's pregnant. Phineas and Ferb had gone upstairs a few minutes earlier, as proved by the sound of a be
Perryshmirtz Ch1"Perry the platypus what are you doing here!?" Heinz exclaimed, looking over from his recliner as Perry walked in the door, closing it behind him. Heinz watched curiously as Perry pulled something out of his hat and reached into his mouth, before putting something in his ear.Perryshmirtz Ch13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Doctor D" he said softly
Heinz's eyes flew open in shock
"Perry the Platypus! You- You talk!?"
"translator" he informed the man, slowly approaching
Heinz moved away and raised an eyebrow
"what are you doing here?" he asked again, warily watching the monotreme
Perry sighed heavily, before taking off his hat and frowning
"Heinz.. I... I wont be your nemesis anymore"
Heinz' eyes flew open in shock
"what! why?" He demanded
"this relationship has gotten..." the platypus trailed off, placing his hat back on his head and climbing up into the doctors lap. "I cant do it..." he trailed off
"Heinz..." he trailed off again. Taking a deep breath he sighed "look... Doctor D, this relationship is... no
Perryshmirtz Ch7Perry woke to Phineas yelping and shoting out of bed. The monotreme hit the floor with a grunt and immediately chased after Phineas while a completely flabbergasted Ferb jumped to his feet and followed.Perryshmirtz Ch73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
When he reached the bathroom Phineas was laying on the floor groaning in pain, while Perry rubbed a damp cloth over his forehead and brushed his hair out of his face.
"Phineas are you okay?" Ferb immediately asked, dropping to his knees beside the redhead
Phineas groaned and opened his mouth to reply, instead lurching up and being violently sick in the toilet.
He groaned as he dropped back to the ground again and Perry cleaned off the boys mouth.
"god...." Phineas rasped "Ferb help me back to-" he grunted softly in pain "-to bed?"
Ferb immediately stood and helped the boy to his feet. Perry followed, pretending to be mindless until they were closed into their room once again. He climbed onto the bed and looked down at Phineas.
He opened his mouth to speak when he watch beepe
Perryshmirtz Ch6Perry yawned heavily and stretched, rolling over, until he felt his beak touch something. Blinking open his eyes he came face to face with a blushing Doofenshmirtz.Perryshmirtz Ch63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Perry blushed and immediately began to shift away, until he felt Heinz hand begin stroking him again. He purred happily and sunk back down, staring at Heinz with a small grin on his face.
"Good morning, Perry the platypus" he grinned
"morning" Perry yawned
"how did you sleep?" Heinz asked
"good. y-" he broke off, shooting up in horror "Im late!" he exclaimed
"Late? Late for w-" Heinz stopped speaking when Perry uttered a quick apology, kissed his cheek softly, and disappeared.
"he really needs to stop doing that" the man muttered, before standing to go take a shower.
Perry popped through the magic hat and saw Phineas sleeping, snoring gently while Ferb ran his fingers through the redheads hair. He slowly approached and tossed his hat onto a desk.
"Sorry I'm so late" he apologized
"It's okay. We weren't too w
AccidentThere was no sound. Not a sound was made by nature, or otherwise. Everything was silent in the wake of what had just happened. A pair of eyes shot open, unfocused and blurry. The orbs immediately snapped shut, opening once more with slightly more clarity. The owner of the eyes pushed himself into an upright position, eyes closing once more. A bloodied hand reached up and waved smoke from his face, a cough escaping his bruised lips. The sound of tires screeching made his eyes snap open once again, jaw dropping slightly as a car screeched to a stop only inches from his face.Accident2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He scrambled back a few inches and when he caught sight of the driver everything hit him full force. The accident. They had been hit by a drunk driver. A hand flew to his head and his eyebrows furrowed. Where had he been going? Why had he been out? He remembered leaving the house at two twenty-six in the morning. But why?
The driver scrambled out of his car and over to the teenager in the road, kneeling beside him.
Perryshmirtz Ch4"thanks Phineas" he whisperedPerryshmirtz Ch43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Phineas grinned at him
"no need to thank me Perry" he paused "after all, if I reacll, you gave me quite a few pep talks before I finally confessed to Ferb" he grinned "Its high time I returned the favor"
Perry grinned at him, and Phineas cupped the platypus' cheek gently
"you should go see him, Perry" he said gently
Perry bit his beak.
"I... I don't think thats a good idea" Perry frowned
"think with your heart Perry" Phineas said gently "not your head" he ruffled his pets fur "your head tells you what others will think. Your heart tells you what you really feel"
Perry nodded slowly
"and honestly, who cares what people think" Phineas grinned "as long as you're happy, we're happy"
Ferb nodded, and Perry stood, gently climbing off Phineas' bloated stomach and hugging them tight.
He jumped off the bed, grabbed his fedora, tipped it at them, and disappeared.
"thats our boy" he whispered and Ferb nodded
"that is indeed"
Perry stared up at the
Perryshmirtz Ch5"what about us?" Heinz asked, his brow furrowing in utter confusionPerryshmirtz Ch53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Perry reached over and placed his small hand over the evil genious' larger one.
"Heinz..." he trailed off "Heinz I love you"
"Love?" Heinz squeaked, his face turning red and his expression completely bewildered
'For an genious he isn't very bright' Perry thought to himself before saying
"Love. I'm in love with you, Heinz"
Heinz stared at the platypus in bewildered shock, completely floored that his now ex-nemesis was telling him this.
"is..." he coughed "is that why you stopped bing my nemesis?"
"I didn't want to keep having to hurt you..." he trailed off and stood "thanks for listening"
Heinz watched in a confused silence as Perry headed for the door
"Perry the platypus, you're just leaving?" Heinz finally asked when Perry grasped the doorknob.
Perry turned and looked back at him, and Heinz could easily tell that the platypus was shocked he had asked that.
The man stood and slowly approached the platypus,
ThoughtsOh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.Thoughts2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was exceedingly hot in the Flynn-Fletcher household, and to one teenager, it seemed even hotter.
Said teenager was laying on his bed, his pet platypus by his side as he sketched in his notebook. His usually upright spiky red hair was hanging in his face, a result of the humidity.
Only moments ago the door to the bedroom he shared with his step brother had opened, and in walked the green haired beauty. He was wearing nothing but the towel wrapped around his waist.
The redhead -Phineas- looked up and his eyes widened at the sight of his step brother. His heart skipped a beat and his eyes immediately followed the beads of water running down his brother's muscular chest until they disappeared in the hem of the towel.
"Hey Ferb. Nice shower?" Phineas spoke softly, trying to control his tone
Ferb nodded slightly at him and turned away from his brother, dropping the towel to the ground. Phineas' eyes flew open in shock, and he choked on his breath. F
Perryshmirtz Ch13Heinz grinned softly and they finally turned and faced Ferb and Candace. The two humans said nothing, just stared in shock, before turning and leading the way back to the car.Perryshmirtz Ch133 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
They climbed in in silence with Phineas in the back seat. Ferb climbed into the front with Candace. When they got home Ferb thanked Candace for the ride and Candace nodded and left to return to her own house. He carried Phineas in and the two platypuses followed, stopping when he laid Phineas on the bed. Ferb wordlessly grabbed another translator and handed it to Perry. As soon as it was in he turned to Heinz
"youre a platypus!" he exclaimed
Heinz chuckled softly
"we clarified that quite some time ago"
Perry didnt reply, instead turned to Ferb
"when is he going to wake up?"
"Mishti says he will be out like a light until tomorrow morning"
Perry nodded slowly
He climbed up onto the bed and pushed himself under one of Phineas' arms. He nuzzled into his owners chest and sighed heavily, and Doof climbed up onto
Love Will Find A Way"mom please! reconsider!" Phineas beggedLove Will Find A Way3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
His mother offered no response, instead turning and leaving
"make sure he doesn't leave" she said to Candace
Candace gave Phineas a pained glance before grabbing his arm and leading him upstairs. tears were freely falling down Phineas' cheeks as Candace pushed him into his room and locked the door.
He immediately ran to the window and yanked at it. The old frame wouldn't budge, and a weak sob escaped him. He looked around, and grabbed his alarm clock. Taking a dew steps back he threw it at the window as hard as he could. The window shattered, and before anyone had time to get in the room and stop him he climbed out the window, slid down the roof, jumped off and was gone down the street.
"Ferb?" he called "Ferb?" his pace slowed slightly "F-Ferb?"
"In a perfect world
One we've never known
We would never need
to face the world alone
They can have the world
We'll create our own
I may not be brave or strong or smart
But somewhere in my secret heart
Perryshmirtz Ch11They walked for quite some time, until Heinz finally sighedPerryshmirtz Ch113 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"what did we need to talk about, Perry the platypus?"
"I was talking to Ferb.... and.... he said..." Perry took a deep breath "he said I should find out how you feel about m-" he stopped speaking, yanking off his hat and the ear piece of his translator. He chirped and Heinz stood in silence beside him.
"excuse me sir" the nurse said "he cant be in here" she jabbed a finger towards Perry
Heinz nodded and scooped him up, and left the building. When they were outside Perry put his hat back on and placed the earpiece back on. He sighed heavily and Heinz stared at him in silence before finally saying
"He told you to find out my feelings for you, didn't he?"
Perry nodded slowly, staring nervously up at the evil doctor.
Heinz remained silent for a moment, before staring down at him and sighing
"you say you love me?" Perry nodded slowly and Heinz chuckled softly "took you long enough to admit it" Perry looked shocked and confused and
Perryshmirtz Ch3Perry chuckled softlyPerryshmirtz Ch33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"easier said than done" he whispered
"Perry" Phineas said softly "if someone else had told you that, I would expect that answer. But this is coming from me. Your best friend, dating his brother and carrying his brothers child" he paused "does that sound like I followed my heart, or my head?"
"heart" Perry whispered softly
"my heart" he confirmed
Perry didn't reply, and Phineas sighed sympathetically
"let me tell you a story Perry" Phineas murmured, still stroking his pet softly "When I realized my feelings for Ferb... My head told me to forget them. That they were horrid, awful feelings. Sick and wrong. That I was a freak for feeling this way about a guy, let alone my brother. It was so loud I couldn't hear the other voices. Days went by as my mind told me I was a freak, and I tried to distance myself from Ferb. I noticed he was unhappy with it, but continued. Then, after I achieved the space and my mind stopped, I heard another voice tel
Perryshmirtz Ch8The scientist immediately spotted Pery on the floor and jumped up, offering a hand to Perry. Perry took it and saidPerryshmirtz Ch83 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"thanks" Heinz didn't reply and released him when he was up. PErry brushed himself off and looked up at the doctor "so whats todays scheme"
"oh, theres no scheme Perry the platypus" he grinned "I was fixing my pick-em-up-inator"
'so I came out here for nothing" he sighed
"sorry" Heinz shrugged "you could stay for lunch"
"as tempting as that is, I cant. I have something important to do a-" he broke off when his watch beeped. He clicked the button and Ferbs face appeared, his eyes worried
"whats wrong" he immediately asked
"Somethings wrong with Phin" Ferb rasped and there was a loud moan of pain behind him "Im taking him to the hospital. Meet us there"
The call was ended and Pery looked up at Heinz
"Heinz I need you to take me to the hospital"
"Why-" he was cut off when Perry grabbed his shirt and yanked him down to his level
"Just do it!" he s
Perryshmirtz Ch9Perry overtook Candace and caught up to Ferb in no time and demanded to know what was wrong. Ferb ignored him, his breathing heavy and labored as he ran through the traffic. It eventually came to the point that they couldnt fit through anymore without hitting Phineas on mirrors and doors. Ferb cursed angrily, and spotted a cab.Perryshmirtz Ch93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"help me onto the cab" he asked Perry
The monotreme did as he was told and Ferb walked onto the roof. The driver yelled angrily at him, and he took a deep breath before running forward, dashing from car to car.
They eventually reached the hospital and ran in, demanded to see Mishti Patel.
"Misti Patel to the front desk for Phineas Flynn"
Mishti was there within seconds, and Phineas released a pitiful moan of pain.
"follow me" she demanded briskly, and they raced off down the hall
Perry immeduiately followed, and Candace and Heinz followed him.
She had Ferb lay Phineas on an examination table, and forced him to take a seat while she looked at Phineas.
Perryshmirtz Ch16Perry panted heavily, his hand over his heart as he leaned against the wall. His skin under his fur was beet red and he swallowed heavily.Perryshmirtz Ch162 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Oh god" he breathed "Oh god. Oh lord. What have I done?"
The platypus put his head in his hands as he leaned against the wall, and he heard the bedroom door open beside him. Phineas walked out and looked down at the platypus
"I thought I heard you out here" he smiled softly, taking a seat beside his pet "What's wrong?"
Perry offered no verbal response, instead he looked up at Phineas with wide and pitiful brown eyes as he held out his arms. Phineas frowned, worry filling his sapphire eyes as he gently reached over and picked up the platypus.
He rested the platypus on his bloated stomach as he hugged him and pressed a gentle kiss to the top of his head
"What's wrong?" he asked again
"I- Well... What I mean is..." he looked up at Ph
Perryshmirtz Ch17Perry took the stairs one at a time, dreading the moment when he would inevitably reach the bottom. He took as long as he possibly could on the stairs, and he knew Phineas was watching and silently cheering him on.Perryshmirtz Ch172 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"You can do this, Perry" Phineas whispered to his pet
Perry looked up and forced up a smile
"I hope so" he squeaked
Phineas offered a sympathetic smile and sat back, and Perry turned to face forward, continuing his slow descent on the stairs.
When the monotreme finally reached the bottom he walked over to the couch, and Heinz wasn't there anymore.
"Heinz?" he called softly
"I'm out here, Perry the platypus"
Perry turned and looked outside, and the evil-scientist-turned-platypus was standing just under the tree. He slowly walked outside to join him, closing the sliding door behind himself. He stopped when he was beside the brown platypus and smiled wea
Perryshmirtz Ch14Perry woke up the next morning to something warm against his side. He opened his eyes and was beak to beak with a sleeping Heinz.Perryshmirtz Ch143 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He immediately turned red and tried to shift away, but was blocked by Phineas' chest.
Phineas twitched slightly but made no other movement.
Perry froze when Heinz shifted slightly, a yawn escaping him. The brown platypus' eyes opened and widened when he saw their beaks touching and the ever shocked and blushing Perry.
He immediately pushed himself away and fell off the bed with a startled yell, grabbing the blanket on the way. Perry yelled in shock as he was yanked off the bed with the blanket and landed on top of Heinz before the blanket landed over them.
Both platypus' cheeks turned red and grinned nervously.
"uh..." Perry rasped
"heh...." Heinz chuckled nervously
There was a groan, followed my a bunch of giggles and a 'what?'. Moments later more laughter was heard and Perry groaned, throwing the blanket off of them.
"Calm down we weren't doing anything! W
The Art of Silence [Phinerb]The Art of SilenceThe Art of Silence [Phinerb]2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In many ways, they were alike; their intelligence, their love of adventure and creation, their imaginations things that made them work well as brothers, and also as lovers, when the time came. But there were ways in which they were different as well. But these differences were welcome, because what relationship was worth it with no challenge? What pair was interesting when they were exactly the same? This was perfect for them. After all, "boring" was not a word in the vocabulary of Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher.
As had become somewhat of a tradition on warm Sundays such as this, the two teenagers were not outside building or adventuring or socializing; they were inside, relaxing comfortably on the taller of their two beds. It was said that on the seventh day, God rested; so too did Danville's smartest young men rest when the end of the week rolled around. They needed some time to themselves, not only to recharge their batteries, but to bask in one anot
Ravish PxFRavishRavish PxF5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ferb was sitting on the couch watching television when Phineas walked in the front door and sat beside him.
"So, Isabella dumped me." A 15 year old Phineas said to his stepbrother in a nonchalant manner.
'Why?' Ferb asked. Well at least that's what Phineas thought he asked based on the blank look on his face and the way he shut the T.V. off promptly.
"I don't really know. I mean, she said I wasn't passionate enough; that I didn't ravish her in affection, but I mean come on this isn't some tacky romance movie." Phineas said facing Ferb on the couch.
"Perhaps she thought you were the ravishing type, rather than the type to be ravished." Ferb said in his intellectual voice that had managed to keep its British accent even though the majority of his life was spent in America.
Phineas blushed. "While I agree that I may not be the type to ravish someone, I wouldn't go as far as to say I want to be ravished."
'Oh really?' Ferb wondered with a raised eyebrow.
"Seriously." Phineas said wi
Perryshmirtz Ch18"Perry" Phineas softly calledPerryshmirtz Ch182 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Perry looked down and ssmiled at his owner
"Hey Phineas" he greeted "What's up?"
"Ferb and I were going to order a pizza. Do you and Heinz want some?"
"Sure" he smiled "What are we getting on it?"
"We were just going to get pepperonni" he shrugged "Is that okay with you two?"
"Fine by me" he replied "Heinz?"
"Yes, that's fine"
"Okay" Phineas replied, turning to walk back in the house "I'll call you when the food is here"
With that said the redhead walked inside and closed the sliding door gently behind himself. Perry turned and looked at Heinz, a small smile forming.
"So" he stated "What's going on tonight? I just want to clear this up, since I'm new to this"
Heinz choked on his breath and blushed
"Wh-What do you mean?"
"We don't have to... um... you know... do things?"
Heinz's eyes were wide and shocked, his blush a furious red
"N-No Perry the platypus" he choked out "No we don't, we don't do that until farther into our relationship"
Perry sighed in relie
Stand Out"guys are you sure about this?" Phineas asked nervously, zipping up the yellow jumpsuit he had been handedStand Out3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Baljeet popped out from under a bundle of wires
"you want him to notice you, do you not?"
Phineas sighed and looked down, grabbing the sunglasses and slipping them on
"ready?" Buford asked
Phineas gulped heavily
"I hope this works" he whispered, before nodding at Buford
"ready 'Jeet?" buford called
Baljeet gave him a thumbs up and Buford nodded, hitting a button.
A huge projector screen came down from the roof, and Buford grabbed a video camera.
"ready?" he asked
"as I'll ever be" Phineas sighed
"hit it 'Jeet!"
Moments later the music began, and the projector screen lit up with an image of Phineas in his jumpsuit and glasses.
Taking a very nervous deep breath Phineas began singing, preforming the dance he knew by heart as he belted out the lyrics.
"Open up your eyes, take a look at me
Get the picture fixed in your memory
I'm driven by the rythm like the beat of a heart
And I won't
Isabella Kissed MeFerb stared at his brother as the redhead paced the room. He was comfused as to what was making the redhead pace in the first place. Phineas never paced. One only paces when one is worried or stressed. And Phineas is never worried, nor stressed.Isabella Kissed Me3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Maybe he was confused? But confused about what?
Ferb groaned internally
"Are you going to tell me why you are pacing any time soon?" he finally spoke
Phineas halted in his movements and looked over to his brother.
"Isabella kissed me" he stated after a moment of silence, then resumed his pacing
Ferb winced internally. He should have known she would make a move before he could.
"And thats a bad thing?" Phineas was avoiding his gaze so he had to speak
Phineas didn't reply, but Ferb noticed tears welling up in the teens eyes. His eyes widened in alarm and he stood and walked over to Phineas. He stopped the teen in his movements and lifted the redheads chin so he had no choice but to face him.
'Whats wrong?' his eyes asked
Phineas searched Ferb's e