APH - How to Annoy ItalyHow to Annoy Italy (Veneziano)APH - How to Annoy Italy5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Take away his pasta until he cries.
2. Replace his pasta with Asian noodles and call it pasta.
3. Burn his pasta.
4. For dinner, give him Chef Boyardee.
5. Make him read Germany's magazines.
6. Pull his curl.
7. Actually, pull his curl slowly with a hot hair straightener.
8. Give him gelato soup (melted and warmed-up gelato) for dinner.
9. Take him to go see the Exorcist.
10. Take him to go see a marathon of slasher films on Halloween.
11. Take him to an anime convention wearing a maid outfit. Watch the hilarity ensue.
12. On March 17th, instead of celebrating his birthday, forget about it entirely and celebrate St. Patrick's Day instead.
13. Sign him up for boot camp for a whole summer.
14. Tell Romano that Veneziano loves him.
15. Make pizza with him. When it is about to be placed in the oven, dump all of the ingredients (tomato sauce, cheese, peppers, etc.) onto a slab of cardboard and bake it. Cut the cardboard into little triangles and serv
Release your Dark Side"Doitsuuuu~, I'm off to big brother France's house for a few days!" Italy sang.Release your Dark Side4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Nn..." Germany muttered, sorting through the paperwork on his desk with a irritated look on his face. Italy stood next to Germany with a pout on his face, upset that Germany wasn't replying. Italy stormed off to where Japan was making lunch.
"Nihonn!!! Doitsu's ignoring mee....~" Japan glanced round.
"Ah, Italia, Doitsu's been very busy lately. I'm afraid he hasn't got time for you right now. I'm sorry." Italy looked at Japan who was leaning on his crutch. Whenever Italy saw Japan's injuries from the earthquake he felt sad that he couldn't help him. Japan could see this on his face. "Italia, please, don't worry. Go to France's house and have fun, I'm sure Doitsu will be finished by the time he gets back." Italy smiled slightly.
"OK Nihon, I'll be back in four days, can you pick me up?"
"Of course Italia." Japan smiled as Italy ran out the door, heading for France's house.
"Veh~ veh~ veh~, visiting big
APH - How to Annoy AustriaHow to Annoy AustriaAPH - How to Annoy Austria5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Hold his piano hostage. In order to get it back, he will have to listen to you playing Mozart and BUTCHERING IT!
2. Or by making him dress up like Lady GaGa.
3. After he gets his piano back, wait until he falls asleep and paint it pink. Afterwards, spraypaint "Prussia wuz here."
4. Send love letters to Prussia under his name.
5. Make him listen to Justin Bieber.
6. Make him listen to Hannah Montana.
7. Actually, just let him listen to pop music period!
8. When he does listen to it, tape his reaction and put it on YouTube.
9. Or give it to Prussia.
10. Tell him he's the worst piano player you've ever heard.
11. When it's his birthday, make him a delicious cake. When he is about to cut it open, take it away.
12. Or better yet, throw the cake in his face.
13. Follow him constantly. When he looks behind to see who it is, hide in a shrubbery.
14. Poke the mole on his face multiple times.
15. When he plays on his piano, tell him that something appears to be wro
APH - How to Annoy PrussiaHow to Annoy PrussiaAPH - How to Annoy Prussia5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Tell him that he is the least awesome person in the world.
2. Tell him that America's more awesome than him. Plus, he's the hero.
3. Tell him he's so lame that he's not even a country anymore.
4. Hang the Austrian flag in his room.
5. Plus, hang a giant picture of Austria that takes up his whole wall. Use super glue to make it stick.
6. Troll his blog.
7. Better yet, hack into his blog and turn it into a shrine for Austria.
8. If he tries to change it back, make sure he gets rick-rolled and/or a Trojan virus.
9. For Christmas, get him a frying pan.
10. Take Gilbird away and send him to a chicken farm.
11. For his birthday, give him a one-way plane ticket to Moscow.
12. Steal his framed picture of Old Fritz.
13. Throw a birthday/Christmas/New Year's/whatever party for him. Tell him that you're inviting everyone. Instead, make sure to only invite Russia.
14. Make him watch Eragon for a week.
15. Show him all the AustriaxPrussia yaoi on the Internet. Laugh a