Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
El diario de velita capitulo 1El diario de velita capitulo 14 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
El Diario de Velita (el primer capítulo)
Se preguntarán x q el diario de velita no ?
bueno mis amigas me llaman asi x q mi correo es asi y ya todo el mundo se acostumbro a llamarme asi bueno asi empieza la historia
Estaba caminando con mis mejores amigas Allison, Alejandra, Livisú pero no Gianella ya q ella estaba enferma:
Yo: oigan y han escuchado de la leyenda de la niña del columpio?
Allison. yo si me la se dicen que....
Livisú: no no la digas plis me da miedo Buuu
Alejandra. no seas llorona vamos continua
Allison: bueno dicen que una niña murió en el columpio de nuestro colegio
Yo: si y que ella mientras se columpiaba se le enganchó la casaca a unos de los clavos o eran rejas no me acurdo pero...
Allison: si terminó el recreo de ella se paro pero como salió corrriendo no se dio cuenta y se golpeó cayendo violenetamente y se murió
Alejandra: no sería increíble demostrar las leyenda?
Livisú no lo se tengo much
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in smarts. She trusted me more than anyone yet I don't hang out with her. I love her but she is just annoying at times.
Sophie came down about a minute after I was waiting in the hall with mom and dad.
"Okay, I'll be back." Mom kissed Dad and we were headed out the door. "Jr, since you're bigger, you can ride in the front." She smiled at me as I jumped with
Dominance in Despair: IntroductionAges:Dominance in Despair: Introduction1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Marge:39 years old
Lisa:18 years old
Maggie:14 years old
Homer:40 years old
Bart:19 years old
Paul:20 years old
The doorbell's harsh chime shocked Marge from her trance-like state. She groaned in frustration as she drew her hand back up her body, away from the task it was performing. Her other hand squeezed one final squeeze, her nipple hard to her touch as it protruded from between her fingers.
She glanced at the alarm clock. 2 AM. The doorbell rang again.
"Damn it, Homer," she groaned as she sat up on the edge of the bed.
She straightened her beehive hair a little as she pulled on her pink cotton robe, fishing for her slippers with her feet. "Even when he's not here, he won't let me be satisfied," she thought to herself. Lately, a late night visit from the police hauling Homer's drunken ass home has become a regular occurrence. On top of that, he has been so fixated on that damn bar and his alcoholic cronies that he hasn't paid attention to her needs in months.
Simpsons Fantasy Victory QuotesVICTORY QUOTESSimpsons Fantasy Victory Quotes2 weeks ago in Settings More Like This
Homer Simpson: That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
Marge Simpson: I won? I'm sorry.
Bart Simpson: Victory, thy name is Bart!
Lisa Simpson: I won! I won! I won!
Maggie Simpson: How do you like them apples!
Lucy Simpson: I follow the path I must!
Herb Powell: They forgot their roots.
Mark Stevens: Woah, what a rush!
Juliet Hobbes: Victory is so sweet.
Milhouse Van Houten: Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Nelson Muntz: Haw! Haw! You're dead
Moe Szyslak: Cut like a box, along the flaps!
Barney Gumble: Come back floating monkey!
Lenny Leonard: You did alright.
Carl Carlson: How do you like that?
Firion: You let your guard down.
Cecil Harvey: I knew I would triumph!
Kain Highwind: Rest where you lie.
Bartz Klauser: The winds of victory are blowing my way!
Galuf Halm Baldesion: Just as I expected...
Terra Branford: Thank Goodness
Locke Cole: You aint got nothing on me!
Edgar Roni Figaro: I will not stop...
Sabin Rene Figaro: Hehe, that was easy!
D23: Danger Lies Within - PrologueD23: Danger Lies Within - Prologue1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
You can design, create, and build the most wonderful place in the world, but it takes people to make the dream a reality. Walt Disney
A barstool hit the wall with a loud CRACK!, and the black-suited man sitting in the corner booth flinched.
The seemingly violent bar brawl played out in front of the man's eyes, although he couldn't see much in the dim lighting of the Bent Knuckle Bar and Grill. He flinched again as multiple beer mugs came crashing down on the wooden floorboards, shattering into a million pieces.
The man heard people muttering things like, "I won't be surprised if I start to hear sirens," and, "This is definitely ending up in paper," but he paid no attention to the remarks. All of his energy was focused solely on the girl at the center of the brawl.
She was one of the servers at the bar, skinny but powerful, Underneath of a waitress' apron, she had on a faded Iron Man t-shirt and cutoff shorts, with bright red Toms that matched her shirt. Her