Future Meets the Past Chapt. 1Mordecai and Rigby were washing the golf carts, which was part of their every day jobs. As always, Rigby was the first to get bored.Future Meets the Past Chapt. 15 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Mordecaaaai," Rigby whined. "Can we go behind that bush and make out now?"
"No, dude," Mordecai replied. "We need to do this before Benson comes back. He'll be pissed if we don't finish this."
"Ugh," Rigby groaned, as he put his rag into the bucket of water and walked over to Mordecai. "Benson's always pissed at us. Besides, you don't want to leave your husband unsatisfied, would you?"
As he said this, he was rubbing Mordecai's stomach sensually, which he knew Mordecai liked. Mordecai sighed, enjoying the rub.
"Ok, fine," he said, knowing that he couldn't resist. Mordecai put his rag down, grabbed Rigby's paw, and they ran over to a bush near the house. Mordecai sat down on the grass and had Rigby sit in his lap. They began to kiss each other. The racoon had wrapped his tail around Mordecai, and the bluejay had wrapped his wings around Rigby. They were k
Let's Keep It That WayAfter everyone was done telling their 'spooky' stories, Mordecai was relaxing on the couch, cuddling up in a warm blanket watching cartoons. He looked out the window and watched the heavy rain fall from the early evening sky and the wind causing the trees to dance along.Let's Keep It That Way4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mordecai calmly smiled. I'm so glad I'm not one of those wet suckers trick-or-treating..
"Agh! My life sucks!" Rigby said as he walked into the living room pouting.
"Pft, what else is new?" Mordecai said, grinning.
"Dude, this is serious! There's no ice cream in the freezer and I got a sweet tooth, see?" He showed his small but sharp teeth to Mordecai.
"Well, find something else that's sweet."
"There's NOTHING, man! It's Halloween and there's nothing sugar-coated in this place! No candy apples, no cookies, no candy, no chocolate, no ice cream!"
Mordecai shrugged. "I dunno, go trick-or-treating for a lil bit. You can dress up as a dad like I used in my story."
"Hello? It's RAINY! I'll get my fur wet." He pointed to the
RS OfficeAU Fic - Margaret's OfficeRS OfficeAU Fic - Margaret's Office3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Margaret Robyn Tanner was always the kind of woman who wore herself well, which, Mordecai figured, was one of the short list of reasons for her great success. She was intimidating, cunning, beautiful, and never took 'no' for an answer. If business was war, Margaret was a walking arsenal. Perhaps the only thing sharper than her attire was her impeccable talent at being one of the most shrewd businesspeople in the city, perhaps in the state.
Maybe that was why Mordecai's palms were always sweating whenever he went to meet with her.
He stood in the elevator, watching the numbers count higher and higher as he felt his stomach sunk lower and lower. He was nervous, as he had every right to be. Even for a guy as straight laced as he was, there's not a person alive who meets with Margaret Tanner and doesn't feel at least a twinge of anxiety.
A bell chimed, signaling his arrival, and he cleared his throat as the bronze elevator doors slid open. Black, well-shined shoes strode against plush carp
Rigleen Fanfic Chapter 9Chapter 9Rigleen Fanfic Chapter 93 years ago in Romance More Like This
Mordecai fell asleep on the couch in the room. Eileen was standing by my bed looking at the ground. Her glasses kept sliding down and she'd push it back up.
"Can you take off your glasses?"
"They keep sliding down." Eileen's face perked up.
"Were you staring at me?" I felt my face heating up, blushing.
"No I wasn't!" Eileen giggled and took her glasses off, putting it on the nightstand beside the bed. She looked so pretty, and well, not annoyed.
"But now I can barely see anything!"
"That's okay. I'll help you." I reached for her hands. They were really warm, or maybe my hands were just really cold. I gently placed them on the side of the bed. She was blushing.
"That's the bed."
"Rigby, I'm not blind! I can still see the bed."
"I just can't see your face." I let go of her hands and put my hands on her shoulders, pulling her closer to me.
"How about now?"
"It's still a little blurry." I pulled her closer.
"Kind of." She was grinning and blushing a
.:Violence:.Rigby woke up to the sound of dishes crashing together and the sweet smell of breakfast that tickled his little nostrils. His stomach growled as he made his way down the stairs; one step at a time, the scent grew stronger..:Violence:.3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
He turned the corner and into the kitchen and saw who was making the marvelous smell of fried bacon. It was Mordecai. Rigby's eyes lowered as well as his head, walking into the kitchen with an empty stomach.
He hesitated for a moment, "M-Mordecai?"
The bird stood near the counter, cleaning up the mess that he had made. He had heard the small raccoon's voice, but he didn't bother turning around or even acknowledging him being there. Rigby stood at the doorway and continued to watch his back, moving back and forth. The creature of the night sighed and took a seat at the table. It wasn't too long when Mordecai had turned around to see Rigby sitting at the table, ears folded back when having eye contact.
Rigby smiled slightly and waved his hand at Mordecai. He
Benson Goes Crazy And StuffBenson Goes Crazy and StuffBenson Goes Crazy And Stuff5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A "Regular Show" Fanfic
The blue jay and the raccoon were spending yet another afternoon ignoring their usual duties. While some days it's been wrestling a stuffed doll or playing video games, today they decided to be a little more daring and do something a little more audacious.
Mordecai and Rigby were going to just sit on the couch and stare at the blank TV in front of them; hands folded neatly on their laps, sitting up straight, backs against the furniture's cushions.
Just. Doing. Nothing.
"What are the two of you up to now?" The two young workers immediately recognized the voice (along with the sound of gumballs jingling around inside a jar) belonging to their boss, Benson. While they didn't move a single muscle to look, they figured he had walked in through the front door of the establishment, and could tell that he was slightly peeved.
"Nothing," they replied truthfully in unison.
A heavy sigh came from the gumball machine
PopsxBenson iPod ChallengeYay!! I decided to do an iPod challenge. I wanted to write something other than smut, although the last one is a little dirty, sorry. I don't really have an iPod but I used my phone as a music player. I wanted yo hold a little contest. A PopsxBenson ipod challenge. Feel free to do your own, please!!PopsxBenson iPod Challenge5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Choose 15 (you can choose more or less) songs that make you think of this pairing. Write tiny oneshots to go with them while listening to each song. As soon as the song is over, stop writing. (I cheated, sorry)
Anyway, on with the stories.
1. My Wena - Bowling For Soup
Benson smirked. It was one of those rare times he got the night off. He figured he'd treat himself. He went out to a bar, had a couple drinks... met a really hot chick. One thing led to another, and he ended up at her place. In her bed. Waiting for a really a good time.
The blonde girl exited her bathroom. She was wearing a red nightie. He smiled. She crawled onto the bed. And handed him a condom.
The gumball m
Slender-Bird parte 1Slender-Bird parte 13 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Parte 1: ADVERTENCIA, si es cagón o busca yaoi o romance, es mejor que no siga leyendo. Esto es REGULAR HORROR (Mentira XD)
Era un día regular y noche de juegos en la casa en el medio del parque, Rigby quería jugar un juego de aventura o lucha y Mordecai al contrario jugar un juego de terror.
Rigby: TERROR!! Sabes lo que paso conmigo cuando vimos la película anterior. Y ni siquiera tenemos uno, me da flojera ir a comprar uno.
Mordecai: AAHH!! VAMOS!, ya te desististe de ese miedo. Y no te hagas problema, iré solo a comprarlo.
Rigby: Esta bien, iré contigo conozco tu psicología inversa.
Entonces los dos fueron a "Movie Shack Hut" ya que estaba cerca y también vendía juegos. Estos yendo a la sección de terror y vieron uno que les sorprendió.
M y R: WWWOOOOWWW!! Nos llevamos este!
El vendedor los miro con asombro y dijo: ¿Están seguros? Este juego uno de los mas terroríficos del mundo, mucho me lo han devuelto, adem&
I Miss You...Mordecai couldn't help but have mixed emotions on his way to the park. He felt sorrow eat him in the inside as well as anger. He couldn't believe that his best friend, Rigby, did that to him. After all the things that they have done for each other and the years they have known each other. Each thought pressed against his skull, making his eyes squint in pain and made his hands cringe the steering wheel; imaging himself choking the life out of the raccoon. He finally arrived at the park and got out of the cart.I Miss You...3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"Get it together Mordecai. You don't want to do anything physical and make things worse," he said as he swallowed his anger while approaching the front door. He lowered his head and sighed. Mordecai entered the house and walked into the living room, no Rigby. The avian headed up the stairs and as he progressed, he heard the raccoon's little laugh. He turned to his right and made his way down the hallway, Rigby's laughter got louder; just the sound of his bursts made Mordecai sick
Epilogues like EpitaphsOnce upon a vapid day inEpilogues like Epitaphs3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
a town full of glazed-eyed murmurs
ultimately amounting to nothing, she
met a boy who said he'd calculated the
probabilities of wishes and knew what it felt like
to breathe a dream. He told her he'd write
her the world, he'd tell of the promises the
oceans kept and the way the stars never
quite compared to her eyes
but he lied.
And she figured love fancied
narcissism the same way she believed herself
deliquescent. (because we're always looking
for the prettiest ways to say we're
Then on a broken night that tasted of
lucid intoxication and blind reminiscing,
she met a boy built of big words
whose heart sounded authentic [enough],
and when he called her beautiful,
she really believed him.
that is, until the wind stole him away
in the form of a pretty girl who meant
more and was worth less. She
concluded that love feared dying alone
(just as much as she did) and
maybe it wasn't such a travesty to succumb
and let substantiality crash over you. Maybe
Blood Ties: Chapter 13Blood Ties: Chapter 133 years ago in Romance More Like This
Finn, Jake, and Hunson appear in the center of the Candy Kingdom. They look around, making sure they're in the right place. "It worked!" Finn cries.
Jake looks around the area, not noticing any candy people. "Uh, Finn, do you see any candy people?"
Finn looks around the area as well. "You're right where is everyone?" The entire kingdom is bare. No candy person is seen at all. Where could they be? As Finn begins wondering where they all are, thunder is heard. Hunson looks up and sees storm clouds rolling in. It then begins pouring down rain.
"Come on, let's get to the infirmary!" Jake cries, leading the way. The three of them rush to Candy Castle, rain pelting their faces. Finn can't wait to give the rose to Marceline. Once she is cured, he can confess how he feels about her and hopefully she'll feel the same way. They rush toward the front door of Candy Castle and burst through. Jake stops, causing Finn and Hunson to run into each other.
"Dude, why'd you stop?" Finn asks.
A Regular Romance - Ch.6: Break TimeThe work day was completely brutal for Mordecai and Rigby. Benson piled a ton of extra work on their agenda, and the day still went by so slowly.A Regular Romance - Ch.6: Break Time3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Benson had just given them yet another dreadful job when Rigby finally spoke up.
“What the heck, Benson?! Why do we have to clean the toilets? You’ve never had us clean them before!”
“You guys have to work more to pay for your guest’s rent,” The gumball machine smirked.
“Are you for rea—”
Mordecai clapped a hand over Rigby’s mouth to silence him. “Sorry Benson. It’s been a long day.”
Benson put up a hand. “It’s fine Mordecai. I understand.” He snickered. “The day seems longer when you have someon—” He coughed, and made a big deal of clearing his throat. “I mean something to look forward to.” He glanced at his clipboard. “So, come see me when you guys are finished with the bathrooms. I have more jobs to kee
The interview with JG QuintelThe interview with JG Quintel5 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
In the past couple of days, I've posted quite a bit of stuff about my new favorite show, Regular Show.
Thanks to the accessibility provided by the internet, specifically Deviantart, I was able to conduct an interview with Regular Show's creator, JG Quintel, where we discussed the '80s, children's cartoons, and what it's like to voice your own character.
Moniqueblog: How did you get started in art?
Quintel: I've always been drawing. And I've always wanted to make cartoons. My parents were really supportive and put me in art classes and even got me a camera that I used to start making things animate. I kinda went from there.
You said in an interview with Half Channel that one of your influences is Beavis and Butthead. What other shows/pop-culture would you consider influences on your work, humor, etc.?
Lots of stuff, I like a lot of British television. Things like League of Gentlemen, Mighty Boosh, IT crowd, Little Britain, Trailer Park Boys, Summer Hights
New girl in park 1"Ha," Mordecai shouted, "you blinked!"New girl in park 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"No i did not," Rigby pointed at him "I just got dust on my eye!
The blue jay sighed and rolled his eyes, "Fine, but this is the LAST time,"
He gestured when he said it, "Benson wants us to serve dinner in fifteen minutes."
" Awww minutes, shnigutes, thats completley a long time for now, it'll be like an hour,"
"Rigby, that dosen't even rhyme for what you just said in the beginning,"
the racoon sighed frustruated.
"You want to play the game or not!" Rigby sounded impatient
"Ok,ok, fine,jeez," Mordecai retorted and sighed again, "but this is the last time and then go back to our job,"
"fine," Rigby groaned.
It was the afternoon and the sun was close to setting. Benson always let them have a time off after lunch time. They were going to see Magaret, the red female jay which Mordecai has a crush on, after lunch, but the Coffee place where she works at is close because it was Sunday. So they went back to the park where their job is near and play rock,
El principe ThomasEl principe Thomas3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Thomas había terminado temprano su trabajo en el parque, se dirigía al centro comercial debido a que Musculoso le había hecho un “calzón chino” a Thomas, lo cual provoco que se rompiera la trusa de Thomas, por lo que compraría una trusa nueva para evitar darle explicaciones a su madre del porque su trusa estaba rota.
Thomas dio una vueltas por diversos lugares en el centro comercial, para pasar un poco el tiempo, viendo muchas cosas que aun no podía comprar pero que desearía tener, aunque solo tenía dinero para comprar una trusa nueva. Una vez decidido, fue a una tienda de ropa, al caminar a la tienda Thomas vio un grupo de personas amontonadas en medio del centro comercial, pero no les puso mucha atención.
Thomas fue a la sección de ropa interior y agarró una trusa común y corriente, un hombre vestido de traje y sombrero al lado de Thomas le habló.
-Yo no te recomendaría esa marca si fuera tú- dijo el hombre misterioso.
-Te lo repito, yo no me pondr
Bubble Gum and LollipopsA/N: God. It hurt writing this. XD I do think BenPop is cute but I felt Mordecai and Benson glaring at me for this betrayal. I'm sorry if this sucks, futureauthor13. I tried! Enjoy, and up next? Chapter 17!Bubble Gum and Lollipops4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Benson was in the golf cart, on his way to the garage, when he heard Pops' giggling.
Normally this didn't concern Benson. Pops was a giggly person. But he told Benson he'd be inside all day. So Benson curiously parked the cart and followed the lollipop man's laughter to a green table near the swing set. Pops was drinking tea with an unfamiliar little girl with black pigtails, a gray and white baby doll dress and shiny black dress shoes. Benson kept his eye on her as he approached the two and asked Pops sweetly, "Pops! Whose your new friend?"
Pops took a breath but laughed out, "Benson! Benson my good man, I must introduce you to Adeline!"
"Greetings Mr. Benson," the girl revealed t
RagdollRagdoll.Ragdoll3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
That's all I am.
A Ragdoll, a Broken Toy, a Plaything for this Monster.
Every night it happens,
Now that he's healed completely.
It should've been him,
Not Sandra - Only him.
And yet now he lives,
And I'm dead amongst the living;
A slave to life,
Obeying this Monster's will is my only necessity now.
Not even a Prince in shining armor can save me now.
For he is Delusional and can't see,
The Terror of Life.
That's all I am now.
Every night just lying on the bed.
Dreaming myself away.
I would if I could,
But it doesn't help me anymore,
Now that I'm dead.
Dead in these claws that tear me apart;
Dead in the thorny embrace of these arms.
Like a Ragdoll.
That's all I am now.
No Emotions to spare for others to see;
No Emotions able to be grasped from others generosity.
No Pain when the metal draws blood from my back,
No Sadness when I hear the shrill voice that tells me "I Love You",
No Happiness when others worry,
No Fear when my neck almost snaps from the
Sly Cooper: On Equal Ground 1Sly Cooper: On Equal GroundSly Cooper: On Equal Ground 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
A SlyxCarmelita fanfic by LonePhantom
Chapter One: The Moment of Truth
With those words, Sly Cooper was moving, racing across the expanse of floor that separated him from Carmelita Fox. He knew what it was probably going to cost him to do this, but he didn't care. All that mattered was preventing Dr. M, the insane mandrill who had once been his father's partner, from avenging his defeat by taking it out on the woman he loved. Already, the simian madman was working the controls for the freakishly large spider-esque device plugged into his head, turning with astonishing speed for someone as battered and bruised as he was. Despite all his injuries, the fanatical light of revenge blazed in the mandrill's eyes as he aimed the triple muzzles of his spider-walker's gun barrels at Carmelita, his teeth bared with vicious glee. Sly saw that Inspector Fox was already raising her Shock Pistol, but a sickening suspicion in the pit of his gut told him th
I Love the Tooth Fairy! ( Tooth x Boy!Reader )I Love the Tooth Fairy! ( Tooth x Boy!Reader )3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You crawled into your bed, taking the tooth out of your pocket and under the blue pillow. " I'll see her tonight, I will, I promise" You whispered to yourself, laying down and covering yourself up with the covers. Soon, as expected you've fallen asleep. One of the baby tooth's peered into your room and smiled, as it flew over and went under your pillow; snatching the tooth and replacing it with a coin. The baby tooth admired the tooth for too long as it heard a gasp and a " I knew you were real!". The baby tooth turned around and squeaked, as you were pretending to sleep.
" A-Are you the tooth fairy?" You asked, your voice sounding soft. The creature nodded, knowing it wasn't really the tooth fairy. " W-Well" You stammered. " I love you lots, h-here" You grabbed a picture you made of the Tooth fairy and handed it to the small creature. " have this" You smiled and took the coin, putting it back under your pillow and laying back don. " See you when I lose another tooth!" You stated
Rejection Please don't say no.Rejection5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I want to scream out those words.
But it only comes out as a whisper.
Please don't say no...
I look in his eyes for a hint of hope.
Hope that I can only hang onto.
There is only hesitation.
The only hope I had left was crushed.
I've heard those words so much,
It makes me want to laugh.
But the laughter never comes.
RatsWhen I was a little girl, I went to church. Our church was an illegal one: the building was unregistered.Rats3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
We would sit on the benches made from stolen floorboards and listen to a man dressed in black as he read us tales of angels coming to save righteous men from evil, their swords clean and their trumpets blaring.
The man dressed in black was old. He was sick. His Bible was missing pages.
One day in March, my mother turned to me and said clearly, "Masha, I want you to remember something for when you grow up." Maybe she knew she was dying. "God loves murderers."
I just looked up at her, thumb in my mouth. My mother was still a beautiful woman. She was young when a man at an after-riot party had given her a child inside of her, a bruise on her face, and a few kopeks for her trouble before running away forever.
So I watched the dirty gray sunlight washing through her sickly blonde hair, watched it illuminate the dark hollows of her eyes, watched her face, and asked, "Why, mama?"
How Many Ways?How many waysHow Many Ways?3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
To tell you I care?
To love and to share?
To kiss and to hug?
To tuck you in snug?
To believe and to trust?
To act kind and just?
To tell you you're great?
To stay up really late?
I love you so dearly.
And I hope this says things clearly.
I want to be with you all of my days.
I love you, my sweetheart, in billions of ways.
Sonic's love in prison pt 2Sonic was so tired after running all day he went like he fell asleepSonic's love in prison pt 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Amy: Poor Soniku. All that runny must have tired him out
Amy put Sonic in the back of her police car and at the prison Amy put Sonic gently down on his bed and gently kissed him on the cheek and left.
Sonic: Whoa. That running yesterday really tired me out. Where am I? Hmmm. Metal bed? Wait. I must be in a prison. But the bed seems soft. Fluffy pillow. this is good.
then Amy came In still in her beautiful looking police suit.
Amy; Morning Soniku
Sonic: Amy, Where Am I?
Amy: Your in a prison
Sonic: I thought so. Was it because I was running out of control yesterday?
Amy then hugged Sonic
Sonic: I don't know how I could go so fast. It was like my legs had a mind of there own.
Amy: Well I'll get breakfast
Amy brought breakfast to Sonic but it was a nice breakfast.
Sonic: Uh. Thanks Amy
Amy: I made it myself
Sonic took a bite of his food.
Sonic: This is good
Amy: Like it?
Sonic: Yes. yo
9.11 Tribute: My Last LullabyIm standing in the window,9.11 Tribute: My Last Lullaby3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
holding back the tears.
This cannot be happening.
Real life is a fear.
I feel the smoke around me.
My eyes, lungs start to burn.
My mind is a blur.
And my stomach aches in turn
I really dont want to go,
but other braves jump,
as I will too,
this I now know.
So sing me my last lullaby,
and for the last time, I'll let go.
one more time, say you love me.
That's all I want to know.
It's getting harder to breathe now.
And through the ash, I cannot see
my final destination..
the ground below me.
I don't want these screams
to be my last lullaby.
That isn't want I want to hear
during my last goodbye.
So for my last lullaby,
I scream Amazing grace,
How sweet the sound
as I make my last leap
waiting only for the ground.