How to tame a RobinOver the course of five years Slade tried to recruit Robin, Leader of the Teen Titans, to be his apprentice well over 30 times.How to tame a Robin5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Attempt 1: Nano probes in Titan's bloodstream
Well, we all know how that worked out.
Attempt 5: Jealousy
Slade had chosen to use Terra to make Robin jealous that he was no longer considered to be Slade's choice of apprentice. Robin was definitely jealous but he didn't come crawling back.
Attempt 10: Seduction
Made Robin deliciously flustered but did not yield tangible results. Although...Slade did find out [thanks to his cameras placed in his little bird's room] that Robin DID have many interesting dreams and copius amounts of cold showers until
Attempt 11: Sex
Slade looks back on this plan now and realises that it may have actually worked if Robin hadn't managed to swindle Slade into getting the best parts of both sides, the hero life and the villain
The Quickest WayGuuurrrha...The Quickest Way4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Welcome home, Evans." Raina didn't look up from the book she was reading on the
"Heeeey, Raina..." Wesley trudged down the hall to the living room, taking heavy steps and clutching his stomach with his eyes half open.
She glanced up momentarily before going back to scanning the lines of her book, "Someone's a bit hungry."
"Agh, yeah..." He grinned slightly, "Didn't mean to bother you." His stomach gurgled again and he pressed his arm into it stronger, "Quiet you, we'll eat soon enough!"
"Evans, please enlighten me on why you feel it necessary to hold conversation with your stomach." She shot him a look and raised her eyebrow.
"Because it's talking back to me?" He shrugged and frowned as it continued to groan at him, "Fine, fine, I hear you loud and clear." He huffed slightly and went into the kitchen. Raina rolled her eyes and flipped to the next page as Wes whistled a little tune and opened up the cupboards.
"Eh?" He closed the doors then opened them up aga