Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
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Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
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HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
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Director: Se que estamos en recreo pero quiero que TODOS vean a la nueva alumna,Florisam.
Drake: *se queda traumado por 3 segundos xD* *habla bajo* ¿desde cuando se admiten ángeles en la escuela?
Rossana: *lo escucha y se pone furiosa* eh drakesito vamonos.
Drake: Dejame D:
Rossana: *Se lleva a Drake a la clase*
Florisam: ._. LUL ya esa chica me cae mal xDDDDDDDDD
DrakeXFlorisam-Love story P5.DrakeXFlorisam-Love story P5.3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
El salón de baile abría sus puertas,muchos empezaron a bailar,poco después detrás de la puerta, apareció Florisam,mas hermosa que nunca,con el cabello atado en la punta,un vestido rosa brillante y con unas telas finas de Francia.
Rossana estaba muy celosa y se le ocurrió un plan antes de que Drake llegara.
Rossana: ¡Hey Flori!
Florisam: ¿Que rayos quieres!
Rossana: No te enojes conmigo,quiero contarte un secreto ven conmigo afuera.
Rossana: *la lleva al jardín y la deja delante de la fuente* ahora mi secreto es que... *no termina la frase y empuja a Florisam a la fuente y sale corriendo*
DrakeXFlorisam-Love Story P1.DrakeXFlorisam-Love Story P1.3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Todo era normal en la escuela
Pinguinas del colegio: Drake es mio! no mio!
Drake: Señoritas...calma soy solo uno ._.
Drake: *Sale corriendo*
Pinguinas: ¿donde esta?
Rossana: *aparece* hola drake *le hace una cara bonita pero rara xD*
Drake: ._. hola rossana ¬¬
Rossana: En el almuerzo que tal si nos sentamos juntos.
Drake: ehhhhh mira un pajarito rosa.
Rossana: *voltea* donde?
Drake: *Escapa a toda velocidad*
Rossana: Yo no veo ningun... ¡DRAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
DrakeXFlorisam-Love story P3.DrakeXFlorisam-Love story P3.3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
*En el almuerzo*
Rossana: Seguro Drake me invitara a comer con el n.n
Drake: ¡Florisam! ¡ Siéntate aquí! ¡Conmigo!
Florisam: Ok n.n
Rossana: ¡¿QUE?! Ash esa Florisam me cae de lo peor.
Yo: *narrando* Y los celos siguieron creciendo a medida del tiempo...
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Pinturas falladasPinturas falladas3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Yo: quédate quieto que ya casi termino,solo un poco....
Drake: APÚRATE me duele el cuerpo
Yo: drake,tranquilo me falta *una paloma choca conmigo y la pintura es lanzada a Drake
Drake: O///////O mi ropa xD
Yo: drake,me diste una idea *tomo parte de la pintura que tiene Drake y la agrego a la pintura*
Yo: YAY mi pintura la publicare
drake: no me veo tan mal >w
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The film begins with a live-action sequence of a young girl coming home from school and going up to her room. But when she goes away, the whole thing turns animated as her favourite ragdoll Raggedy Ann turns from creepy to cutesy and vice versa for the other toys. It's kinda like Toy Story of the 70's. After doing a their first musical number, they find Raggedy Andy who's been trapped under a box from France and claims himself to be "No girl's toy" in song. Hey, the title of the film says it all! But what's in the box? It's a big doll house including a spoilt new doll named Buzz Ligh- uh, I mean Babette. In a snow globe up a
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All spelling mistakes are copyrighted by meeeee, okay they aren't.. flash by macromedia and all respective companies and websites are named are owned by themselves. Yay. If you look for anything specific, hold control and F, or command and F on a Mac I believe, and look for the keyword there.
So let the headache begin ^^:
How to get Flash:
There are 4 ways:
A)Buy it at macromedia.com, the official way. it's expensive tough.
B)Go to shareware websites, like www.download.com, and get the trial version, so you can try for a month. You probably give up on flash after that time anyway.
C)Finding a bootleg version, which is illegal, so i won't discuss it to save me from trouble
D)finding a person who owns Flash, and can send it to you with msn/aim, but the file is huge mind you. And this is also illegal I think.. O_o;
This tutorial is based for Flash mx, the other versions might have their tools in a diffrent place, so you have to look for them then X__X
Unless you want to make
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An infatuation with his secretary Alice (Yeah, yeah, Ironic I know) and a Lewis Carrol fixation caused Tetch to become an odd and slightly neurotic man. When he heard that Alice had broken up with her jock boyfriend Billy, he was ecstatic. Donning the guise of the Mad Hatter, he tried to woo her by using his mind-control cards to make the Gothamites bend to her every whim. He thought that he had won her heart, but Billy proposed to Alice and they were engaged.
Tetch snapped in a fit of rage and used his mind control cards to ensnare Billy and force him to cancel the wedding. He then filled Alice's appartment with flowers in a last-ditch att
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EXT. THE CASTLE OF THE BEAST--NIGHT
The rain is pouring. The sky above the castle is beginning to glow.
EXT. the BALCONY OF THE CASTLE--NIGHT
The BEAST's dying body rises from the bricks before BELLE's awestruck, tear stained, face. He is enveloped in a cloud of light, and becomes wrapped in his cloak. Underneath, we can see BEAST's body shifting and forming. A fore paw comes out and the claws turn into fingers. A hind paw emerges and develops into a foot. Finally, a wind blows across his face and the fur melts away to reveal a young prince. He gradually descends and is laid on the floor again. The gloom surrounding the castle disappears, revealing a blue sky. The castle is transformed, with the gargoyles changing into cherubs.
EXT. THE CASTLE OF THE BEAST--NIGHT
The entire scene darkens and the castle appears in it's former state. Super impose across the bottom of the screen .....Several Days Earlier.
EXT. THE VILLAGE--NIGHT
A STRANGER rides int
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"Hoo boy, I cannot believe this day is here."
Hogarth Pennywhistle "Hoagie" Gilligan Jr., better known to his friends as Kids Next Door operative Numbuh Two, twiddled his fingers together as he peeked outside from his private chamber to see the gathering crowd. Hoagie himself was dressed up in a nice white tuxedo with a grey stripe going down the sides of each of his pant legs, and a red rose in his lapel. A light turquoise-colored bow-tie sat around his neck, and he had a corresponding cummerbund of the same color fitting snugly around his waist. As he usually did, he was wearing his goggles and helmet, but today, he had a matching white top hat, adorned with a darker-hued turquoise band right above the brim, sitting atop his helmet. He was dressed this way for today was his wedding day; at last he was going to marry the girl he'd long been sweet towards, Fanny Fulbright.
Turning to face his best man, Hoagie scratched a
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TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
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The sound of her name wants you put her in a cage!
Hey Sarah, you're so, so scary
You're even more scarier than Steven King's Carrie
Hey Sarah, before we engage.
Why are you always so completly in rage?
A girl that's wants you dead
An short-tempered little redhead
She's a fire-breating dragon in a pair of BLUE jeans!
Hey Sarah can you tell us through
On how we ever the bad luck to be stuck with you?
Hey Sarah can you say one thing
It's you spoiled rotten brattiness that makes us wanna sing!
Scary Sarah, Ooh! Ooh!
Scary Sarah, Ooh! Ooh!
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Edward stumbled backwards in shock and his hands, flailing wildly for balance, suddenly became embedded in the wooden beams on either side of the window.
Frantically he struggled to free himself, twisting and arching his thin and piteously strapped up torso forwards, and all but tearing his arms from their sockets. Try what he might, he remained helpless, the deadly scissor-tipped fingers stuck fast in the wood, his chalk-white face filled with pathetic fright.
He closed his eyes tight, like a child who's been caught in a game of hide-and-seek but thinks he will be invisible as long as he keeps his eyes screwed shut.
Anybody from the town below, anybody who had heard about the catastrophic events many years ago would have been able to tell you why Edward was so petrified now, at finding himself in such a helpless situation, pinned there in full view like some butterfly collector's prize specimen. It was because he was supposed to be dead, and a very long time ago at
Hannah Montana's final episodeHannah Montana's final episode4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
February 8th, 2010
EPISODE PITCH FOR HANNAH MONTANA FINAL EPISODE
"Hannah Montana Goes To Hell"
Dear Michael Poryes,
I have heard that you are currently in production on the final season of Hannah Montana for the Disney Channel. We all will miss the show, although we will surely get reruns and merchandise. This will be a pleasure to you as you will get all the money you can contain. So I want to give you ideas for the final episode of the fourth season. I hope you accept the idea and start production as soon as you can, adding the best scripting possible.
It begins with Miley Stewart deciding that she should not retire from her pop career as Hannah Montana, so she arranges to record her new single and prepare for the concert. Robby Stewart helps Miley on the songwriting. She predicts that she will make the best song she has ever written. Lilly Truscott, Oliver Oken and Jackson Stewart agree to manage the instruments for her band, and the Jonas Brothers come to co-operate in vocal talen
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"Oh, there's no need to scream anymore Trixie Tang," A voice called behind her. "You're gonna be here forever!"
Trixie turns her head and realized that it was her Drama teacher Mr. Bickles.
"Mr. Bickles?" She asked. "What're you doing in here?"
"Actually Trixie, I'm the devil himself and disguised as him as my true appearance bring horrors beyond your imagination!" The Mr. Bickles look like said.
"Oh please," She scoffed. "If you really are the Devil, than what was the last evil thing I did?"
"Well just last week you played a horrible prank to Veronica."
"Ms. Tang, what are you and Tad and Chad doing?" The large bouncer asked as Trixie and the twin boys were stuffing straw into a suit
"We decide to play an early April Fool's joke on Ve
Follow me Esmeralda Chapter 1the night was cold and cruel just as evil as that unmistakable figure of the archdeacon, she felt like a coward, she knew she could save the gypsies and not just them but all of Paris, at that moment she left her costume of beggar, and stroked the fur of her goat, because she knew she was about to do something crazy, esmeralda knew exactly what the judge wanted, the gypsy started walking like a shadow between the streets of Paris, without a single torch that could guide her in the midst of eternal darkness, esmeralda's heart jumped when she saw at the distance the palace of justice that place of horror and cruel tortures, her body began to tremble at the thought of those devices full of daggers and knives, a tear slid down her cheek and she quickly dryed the tear with her hand, esmeralda took a deep breath and resumed her pace, she finally was in front of the palace those two huge wooden doors were like a giant, she knocked on the door shyly and with a trembling hand.Follow me Esmeralda Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
guard: Who's out
Cartoon Civil War TeaserNickelodeon...Cartoon Civil War Teaser9 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(We see the shadows of all the Nickelodeon cartoons)
(We see the shadows of all the Disney cartoons)
(We see all shadows of the Cartoon Cartoons, Boomerang, and Adult Swim)
(Shadows of anime characters are shown)
Many season ago, the four networks lived together in an harmony in a utopia, and even made a movie together...but as so the legend goes...
The utopia was shattered when the four networks waged against their own under a civil war...
(Armies of cartoon characters are fighting in a chaotic melee)
Many seasons had passed and the war had reached a stalemate...
(A destructed battlefield were shown, many dead cartoon soldiers are lying in ruins, rubble was everywhere, and a distant fog is getting closer and thicker)
Cartoon Network was in complete ruins, the KND organization was destroyed with its most operatives defeated and gone, the scattering of the Justice League, Teen Titans are fighting a losing battle and kept getting pushe
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(The screen shows a shadow of Spongebob Squarepants. He raises a bowl of water in a slender pose as the water suddenly reaches to his hands in a floating ball, then he throws the water away in a whip like form)
(Shows a shadow of Jimmy Neutron as he stomps the ground, a small chunk of rock raises up in the middle of the air, and Jimmy kicks the rock away quickly.)
(We see a shadow Timmy Turner doing a flying kick to the ground with a split, except his legs are engulfed with flames. The fire around his legs roars and grows as he hits the ground.)
(A shadow of Danny Fenton appears as galeforce winds form around him as he crouches. The wind grew more powerful as he threw a gust of wind)
The Nickelodeon National Republic has a secret abilty to perform these four elemental magics also called "Bending" These powers were given to them from their ancestors. (From Avatar: The last Airbender)
With all four elements, people in Nick used them as an advantage. Espec
"Ampere of My Eye" Complete=CLARITY="Ampere of My Eye" Complete8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Roses are red
Violets are blue . . .
Forget this trash
It's not nearly worthy of you!
Watts are yellow,
And volts are blue.
Now that's Poetry,
But someone might sue.
(Who cares what color flowers are anyway? Except Bushroot, but he's nuts!)
Ah, my sweet and delicate, Clarity
How you make my heart burn
Like a toaster oven on highest degree.
O, for you I forever yearn.
Your glossy surface,
Your filament coils tightly wound,
Your precisely centered tip contact,
Who could you not astound?
You are the essence of perfection
Of Edison's fundamental design.
How could anything compare with you?
Eternally are you mine.
O, my sweet darling,
You are the ampere of my eye!
No beauty can compare with yours
Come now, don't be shy.
The heat from your luminous glow,
Which can burn me through my glove,
Can hardly describe the voltage
That pulses through my veins with love.
Liqui has his April showers,
QJ has his toys,
Bushroot has his frivolous flowers,
And starlets have their boys.