The Flying Spaghetti Monster's PrayerOur father, who art in heaven, noodly be thy appendage.The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Prayer8 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in the microwave in just 2 minutes.
Give us this day our daily pasta.
And forgive us our piracy, as we forgive those who pirate against us.
And lead us not into gnocchi, but deliver us from Cthulhu.
For thine is the kingdom, and the beer volcanoes, and the stripper factory, for ever and ever. Ramen.