doctor who, starkid styledoctor who, starkid style5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
DOCTOR WHO*: THE MUSICAL
*SEE AUTHOR'S NOTE
ROSE: You look like a ghost.
THE DOCTOR: Hold on-- [holds out sonic screwdriver; cue strange sonic-y noise] Alright.
ROSE: Can I tou[reaches out]
THE DOCTOR: [backs away] No!
THE DOCTOR: . Okay. Earlier, you said I looked like a ghost.
ROSE: Yeaaaaah .
THE DOCTOR: And now I'm telling you that I can't be touched .
ROSE: Uh huuuuuh .
THE DOCTOR: What do you think that means?
ROSE: You .have herpes?
THE DOCTOR: Rose-
ROSE: Just kidding, I know you're really a three-dimensional diffraction pattern of the image of an object made using holography.
THE DOCTOR: NO, YOU STUPID APE! Ah, no wait, that's correct. Sorry, I deal with the pain of loss by inflicting insults upon others.
ROSE: You must've lost a lot of stuff, then.
Decembersville Ch. 53Decembersville Ch. 535 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 53 Vultures and Humans and Exploding Moonlight
His bleeding heart was aching as he licked his serrated teeth with his tongue, thirsty for some good and new vengeance. The blistering red eyes protruded from his shadowy being, giving him the appearance of a brutal monster than an ordinary freak. He stood up high above a sea of black, grinning into the redness of the opaque atmosphere above and giggling as well to show off something quite horrid. Laughing out loud now, something drippy and wet left his hands, building up even more like rivulets that begged to become waterfalls. The words 'A freak like you can't save anything!' were echoing like flying springs; those recognizable words haunted him. He just laughed more and more and more then he swung his hand towards his prey, his wretched smile staining the vermillion world with such evil. The hand struck and then- Zero woke up with a dire plea for mercy, forcing
Remus Freakin' LupinREMUS:Remus Freakin' Lupin5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I'm Remus Freakin' Lupin
You kids can't understand
I was James' best friend
doesn't anyone recall
Not Sirius Black!
RON, HARRY, SNAPE & THE KIDS: [spoken] "NO?"
... No! It was always me,
I never had rabies!
Even though I was small,
when Greyback bit my little paw- I mean hand...
For a story knack,
was super cruel...
RON, SNAPE & THE KIDS:
... Tried to kill me because my parents,
refused to help the dark lord rule...
Even though I was a tiny little boy,
I shoulda died but my reputation was pretty much destroyed
by this evil guy and it's story that I never tell....
RON, HARRY & THE KIDS:
You're Remus Freakin' Lupin!
You're the best teacher here!
And a whole lot hotter!
Than Snape who wears that silly cape,
RON, HARRY & THE KIDS:
You also made fun of him in front of us all
If we're in trouble we know who to call!
Nightmare"Can you hear me...?"Nightmare5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I tried to focus on the voice and the hazy figure hovering over me, with much difficulty. I opened my mouth to reply, but promptly shut it close, too nauseous to even speak. After a few moments of worried silence, he carefully sat me up, mumbling a few swears under his breath.
"Can you hear me?" he repeated a little louder, waving a blurry hand in front of my eyes at the same time. His voice was familiar... but I was too tired, and in too much pain to even try to remember who.
He started to call my name, asking me if I was alright. I just sat there, feeling cold sweat trickle down my bruised back. Finally, after another empty pause, I tried to concentrate on the man doing my best to stay conscious. I swallowed and tried to speak again. "It... i-it hurts..."
"It's alright, you'll be fine "
I shook my head and sobbed, remembering what I had just barely escaped. I wanted to get away, I had to warn the man. Couldn't he see we were in danger?
Once again, I opened
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You're Mine.Throughout your whole life you had been taught to fear me, and yet here you are how flattering.You're Mine.6 years ago in Horror More Like This
You came to me, begging for me to cure it all save you from that pathetic excuse of a life you had, take away your problems, as if they never were. You were so desperate longing for an escape from your nightmarish reality, and live in the fantastic dreams I created for you. You wanted a sort of paradise. And naturally, I complied.
For a cost, of course.
Your 'friends' they tell you I am nothing but trouble, but they are the ones mistaken. I've done what none of them could. They never bothered to ask how you were doing, they never wondered why you came to school close to tears did they really care? No, they didn't, did they? Shh.. it's alright.. I'll take care of you now...
Why do you draw back from me? Are you afraid? What have you got to lose? Is the cost too high for you? Oh it is isn't it but you must admit, a bit of your soul is a worthy price f
Decembersville Ch. 7Chapter 7: No way outDecembersville Ch. 76 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Sophia woke up in a zany wooden room consisting of metal-plated dolls and scraps of tin all sliced open. She slowly rose up from under the covers and just stared into the space. For some strange reason, she felt more confused than frightened. Where was she just now? She remembered it was dark and there was a lot of cold water. It felt weird and she hated it.
How h-how are you feeling? said a pretty familiar voice. Sophia sighted all over the bedroom but didnt see a thing. Her confusion heightened and she instantly called out without hesitation, Where are you?
The voice paused for a while then it spoke once more.
Are you okay? Is everything all right?
Sophia decided to answer the phantom voice quickly to avoid any problems that would become bigger than the dilemma she was in already, &
Do not anger the DemonThe grinning, black and white skinned man leaned back in his chair in his personal tent. The glowing purple orbs that were corrupted souls. In front of him was a half spider half woman, and two clowns. The clown to the left had hair of fire while the other one was fish-like and green.Do not anger the Demon5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Eva!", the grinning male greeted the spiderwoman. "What's goin' on, why're ye here with th' two troublemakers?"
The spider woman, Serileva, the puppeteer of the circus, gazed at the two clowns."Kiya and Amor 'ere tried to smuggle in something you absolutely forbade, Líder de Toque."
The unexisting eyes of the ringleader fell on the two clowns, Kiya and Amor.
Kiya swifted nervously. "Ummm... S-sorry?", the female clown with burning hair said, smiling nervously.
Toque turned to Serileva once again."What'd they try ta smuggle in, Eva dear?" His grin was wider then normal if that was possible. "Can ye tell yer dear ol' Líder de Toque?"
Eva smirked nervously, her eight legs moving back
Old hauntsNumb fingers fumble at coppersOld haunts4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and a dodgy purple lighter which is unfit for purpose.
Giant splodges of stars
as if God - in a frolic of youthful exuberance
went wild with a paintbrush.
Granite delicately held by shape and contour alone.
Slotted together: a melee of ankles, hips, spontaneous larynx.
Careless hopes, dreams wide, menthol cigarettes.
Thoughts all quiet.
Decembersville Ch. 17Decembersville Ch. 176 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter 17 Traitors
Thirteen is hiding her and I know it! Chimabell jumped up from behind Camparas tea chair, causing her to choke on her tea and fall out of her seat in extreme surprise. Hes got her, hes got her, hes got her, got her, got her! Am I good or what!
Campara recovered then threw the tea pot at her little brothers head. It didnt miss. He laughed as it shattered against his skull and he fell to the gray carpet floor, giggling like a girl scout. Internal brain damage cant change my conclusions, sister dear! Thirteens got Sophia and hes hiding her from us cool guys!
Thir-? His name was ZERO, you little idiot, Bella said as he loomed over his sibling who was lying down on his back happily. He kicked Chimabells head toughly.
Aww, go ahead and kick me. As if a tea set wasn
Family issuesA wet, bloodstained jacket was thrown carelessly to the ground, before its owner steadily sank into a chair. Home sweet home... the demon sighed, loosening his tie and smiling in relief. Students were getting harder and harder to find, and they got more and more stubborn with each century. Or that was what he claimed. The truth is, Voltaire was simply getting older. He may have been immortal at some point, but ever since his soul had bonded with the watch he was gradually aging; Those last hundred and fifty years have particularly worn him down.Family issues7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bowler hat lazily tilted over his drooping eyes, he sat there mulling over the past events, occasionally letting out an amused chuckle, until he started to drift off to sleep. He was just about to enter a deep slumber
Unfortunately he was interrupted by a sudden crash from the next room.
What in the world..? he soon got off the chair, grabbing his cane and silently heading to the room.
Jokress SongJokress Song6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Foolish man born of human
Foolish man fated to die
You believe in something that doesn't exist
Every deadly human does
And I have just you under my wing
I look at you
You'd give anything for me to look again
I smile to you, you give me your heart
I speak to you, you give me your time
You beg to me, but I won't give it back
Am I nice? You say yes, I say no
Do I love you? If I say yes, I lie
Have you ever felt my heart beat?
No, no, no, you have not
I am not nice
I can not love
My heart doesn't belong in my body
You don't belong in my heart
I am Jokress
Want to play a game?
Decembersville Ch. 10Decembersville Ch. 106 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter 10: A very anxious circus freak called Pendulum Tin
In the name of all that is expensive and worth something, you clowns get your tin cans out there NOW! the ringmaster screamed backstage to all the performers. Many of them emitted sounds of whining and one of the performers under the name Juliza Star said, Aw, cut us some slack, boss! We went on about fifteen times in thirty minutes!
Carvel Hare, the small pink bunny plush doll with broken button eyes and a mad sewn up mouth mocked her words, Cut us sum swack, boss! Wah wah wah wah! This is why were going out of business! Now you, you, you, you, and you get out there and make those people happy!
All ten performers groaned and slinked out the curtains. The bitter ringmaster screamed at them through his gritted sharp sewn teeth, HAPPY! As in SMILING, you buncha saps! SMILING! SMI-LING!!
Decembersville Ch. 15Chapter 15: The UnderesidenceDecembersville Ch. 156 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Trust me on this one, my good readers: The Underesidence is NOT a nice place to be. It just isn't. Sadly, that's where Melloni Collie led our little group of misfits to. It was one thirty Downtown when the swindler slyly and carefully led the others into a very tight alleyway. It was unnoticeable and had a dead end as well. Zero quietly raised a question "W-wait where are we going? Because, I-I really don't see how--"
"Cool it, Edward Scissorhands. I know what I'm doing so just shaddup," their guide whispered back. Sophia seemed a little intrigued for some strange reason. Tin was behind her gripping her shoulders and shaking cowardly. "Okay, kids. Come in a little closer. We all want to go through this thing."
"What thing? A secret passage?" Sophia asked curiously. Mellon laughed cutely and said, "Kind of, sweet thing. Kind of
Adulthood Co.Sir/Miss,Adulthood Co.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It has come to our attention that in exactly three days time, you shall be eighteen years of age, hereby qualifying you as a suitable member for our corporation, Adulthood Co. ®. Enclosed are the rules and regulations of our fine company, and a life-time contact which you are expected to send back, signed, in a reply. New members shall receive a complimentary briefcase and a boring life to match.
Failure to send a reply within the next three days shall result in forceful overtake and withdrawal of your childhood licenses, including, but not limited to your license of imagination.
We look forward to having you in our business.
Head of the Barely Human Resources Department,
RULES AND REGULATIONS
All rules WILL be obeyed. Failure to do so shall result in sever consequences.
All new members must attend the re-education lecture.
No games are to be played within the premises.
No toys are to be brought within the premises.
Laughing is only permitt
Don't..."Well, what do I see 'ere? Isn't it lill' Nette burnin' up somethin' very important from me desk? An' isn't it 'er parent's, ceerin' on? What's the meanin' of this? Antionette, Nette..."Don't...5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
When did we meet?
Was it less then two months ago?
Under th' tree in middle o' nowhere we greet
I help, I protect, I try ta be good
An' this's how ye repay me?!
I took ye in as an artist, kid
But ye slid open th' Pandora box's lid
If ye had stayed an artist ye would be
Kiddo, how many mistakes can one make
How many promises can one break
Before it comes back ta haunt ye 'till yer dead?
Well, go ahead!
I just ask ye of one more thing
Don't tell, don't speak, don't run!
Don't tell anyone about what ye've found 'ere
Don't speak o' what this circus's filled with
Don't try ta run away from us 'ere!
I can't tell ye how ta live yer life
Ye burned the contract we made,
It's crushin' me black, corrupted heart
But I'm not all that mad... Yet.
So why don't ye just forget what ye seen
What ye heard and wha
Decembersville Ch. 16Decembersville Ch. 166 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter 16 - A freaky make-over by the freak Nutty Jimmy
His name is Nutty Jimmy and hes my older brother. Ive told him you are in need of assistance and all depending on his mood, you may or may not make it out in one piece because lately that brat has been whining about not getting too many brains in his stomach because he ran out of friends to chew on. Dont argue with him or ask him questions because half the time you WILL NOT understand A WORD hes talking about. Hes an idiot too, so dont expect him to understand what you are saying as well. Just shut up and dont argue and if hes doing anything that makes you uncomfortable, then that means hes in a happy mood. Oh, and just accept your fate when I mean IF it comes. Its useless to run from this guy. He refers to himself in third person most of the time and if he begins to dance, then that means hes a
What happens to escapeesThe cogs in her head accelerated as she thought. There could not come anything good out of this. The girl bit her lip as she went over what to do. She wanted to, no, needed to get out and away from the circus. There was no one between her and the way out, but the ringleader had his head turned to her. She waited.What happens to escapees5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She had to wait, or else she would miss her chance.
As the ringleader turned his head away she got the chance. Quickly and quietly she got out of her seat and silently tried to sneak away without being noticed. It went good at first, and she was just about to leave the tent as she felt someone watching her. Looking over her shoulder she saw the ringleader, watching her with his grin. She froze a good couple of seconds, before dashing towards the exit.
Unfortunately, the artists had suspected it would happen. Before she could reach the free air a snake tail wrapped around her leg and a Lamia picked her up, smiling a little.
"Think you can get away, kid?", she giggled, kissing t
The Clockwork cities - intro Not many people know of the Clockwork Cities, but the truth is, they've always been there. For every time and place, there was a clockwork counterpart, and behind every ticking clock, was a door that leads there. All it took was to find a big enough clock and search for the passage. Easier said than done, of course.The Clockwork cities - intro6 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Finding a big clock was one thing. A tourist, for example, would have a hard time trying to convince those seemingly nice people in white coats to let him inside the Big Ben so he can visit another world, and that he hadn't bashed his head against the wall after missing yet another tour bus.
However, those who were lucky (or more likely unlucky) enough to end up in a Clockwork city would tell you that it was the worst possible name you could give to it, as Time made absolutely no sense there. The whole city operated like a broken clock, which is to say, it hardly operated at all.
Decembersville Ch. 4Chapter 4: HuntersDecembersville Ch. 47 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The pub was torn apart as if a war took place within its center; the windows were broken into bitty shards of glass, the tables were overturned and scratched up, and the floorboards were wet with vermillion. The only living creatures standing around were but about fifteen human beings, all clad in black and red costumes and holding strange, twisted up metal guns; silver glitter dripped down the metallic surface. A lady walked in, wearing the most detailed costume out of all the silent murderers and therefore making it obvious that she was their leader.
Her skin was a bright white and she had a thin but strong appearance. Her clothes were that of a soldiers costume only in red and black trends along with a dark long-coat with the initials W.C ridded in silver on the back. Her hair was long, gelled black and curly plus her eyes were a whitish gray; clear enough to pierce through your soul. She walk
Decembersville Ch. 5Decembersville Ch. 56 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter 5: The City of Freaks and the Ax-Handed Boy
There are one or two troubles with dreams, ladies and gentlemen: dreams are beautiful but could become the downfall of some. Dreams tell the dreamer of fantasies that can corrupt ones imagination what with the absurdities that can swim through them yet at the same time could cure insanity. They told what was real, what was unreal, what was safe, what was dangerous warnings. The possibility of being blinded by the fantasy of a dream is grand but there is a humongous percentage doubting that as well; a win-lose subject, I should say. But, as some times happen, the logic of many could become blindfolded by their denial that what they stumbled across was just totally impossible.
Let us take a haunted dimension as our example.
"This is not real this is not real " Sophia repeated to herself unwillingly as she remained still right at the archway to the city. Body frozen,