Fred Never Left GeorgeHere I am, sitting on our bed at home. Yes, I still call it our bed. How are you, Fred? I'm doing well now, I guess. I took your advice. I've never felt happier this year.Fred Never Left George4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
We planned our future the night before you left me. We were going to share a mansion and our kids would be best friends, remember? We were supposed to chase each other using wheelchairs when we became old and grew white hair. I'm sure you would still admit that you were better looking.
They tell me I barely ate for weeks. The hunger is nothing compared to the pain of losing you. When I look in the mirror, sometimes I wonder if it's you I'm looking at. But it can't be. The pale-faced, thin, person with eyebags in the mirror never even smiled. Even on our gloomy days, you'd always stay positive and cheer me up with your smile, Fred.
I feel so lonely walking on the streets with nobody by my side. If you were here, I bet we'd be waving like idiots to the strange
Not in Harry Potter: DHQuotes/ words that should be in Harry Potter but Arent:Not in Harry Potter: DH8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- Geez, Voldemort, stop acting so gay!
- Bellatrix, stop groping me. Just just go stand over there.
- Tell me Lucius, whos the prettiest ballerina of them all? Voldemort gave a cold smile at the clearly horrified man.
- Sooo, whats REALLY going on between his lordship and that snake, hmm?
-Wait a minute, Harry said. You want me to put this Snitch where now?
- What we need, Voldemort mused, is some sort of sign that people can rally around. To keep the masses happy and unrebellious. Snape gasped. You mean- Yes. Voldemort allowed a vicious, cold smile to play upon his lips. What the Death Eaters need, is a theme song.
- NO, DAMMIT! I DONT CARE IF THE POTTER BOYS BEEN FOUND! AMERICAN IDOL IS ON!
- One of you go see if the boy
Dear FredDear FredDear Fred4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Mum suggested I write you this letter, told me it would make me feel better. I don't see how because you can't see it and I won't get to see your reaction to it, but I don't have anything to lose, so here we are.
It's been a year since you died. Everything is still the same, but somehow, it feels different. The joke shop is still as strong as it was with you here. Ron is helping me out but the little git doesn't appreciate my jokes and ideas as much as you did.
I miss you so much, Fred. I keep thinking about how I never got to say my final good-bye to you and tell you how much I love you. I do love you. I hope you knew that even though we never said it much to each other. Or anyone else.
I'm struggling. I'm not going to lie to you, Fred. I pretend like I am okay, I laugh, I joke around, but my heart is still hurting. I want to hug you, pull pranks with on Ron and Hermione when they start snogging, to hear you again. I pray every night hoping your having fun with Tonks, encour
Hufflepuff PrideGryffindors are brave and boldHufflepuff Pride5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Slytherins the most cunning
Ravenclaws have their clever ways
But Huffles can send them running
For no one can match loyalty
Or friendship beyond compare
When you need the most faithful
Hufflepuff will be there
For cunning and clever may not succeed
And courage sometimes fails
You can depend on Hufflepuff
To aid you with your ails.
Rules of Harry Potter Fandom Rules of Harry Potter FandomRules of Harry Potter Fandom8 years ago in Humor More Like This
1.NEVER say that you hate Harry Potter!
2.Read all of the Harry Potter books
3.See all of the movies
4.Even if the movies suck, you must still appreciate their attempt to reach the amazing-ness of the books
5.Go to midnight premiers
6.Dress up at the midnight premiers
7.Jump anyone who shouts out spoilers
8.Have a friend who you talk about Harry Potter with 24/7
9.Eat Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
10.Always have your wand available
11.To poke people with
12.In the eye
13.Never tell spoilers to friends
14.Be a part of a Harry Potter fansite
16.Listen to Harry Potter podcasts
17.Read books about the books written by authors of other books not assciated with Harry Potter
18.Love J.K.R with all your heart
Differences - HPxDM - One- Chapter One -Differences - HPxDM - One7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Harry was so glad the Dursleys had finally stopped tormenting him. He was thoroughly sick to death of Aunt Petunia's verbal abuse, Uncle Vernon's physical abuse, and both from Dudley.
Here Harry was, sitting in his room, suffering another terrible summer with the Dursleys. Not surprisingly, he longingly wished he was at Hogwarts again, where he was always most content. Everything about Hogwarts was wonderful; from the Great Hall to the majority of the lessons (excluding Potions). Most of the students there were pleasant, as well, except for Draco Malfoy, Harry's arch nemesis, and second worst enemy. Or so he thought...
But things were about to change.
"BOY! DOWNSTAIRS, NOW!"
Cheering inwardly, Harry leapt down the stairs: he was going to Hogwarts!
"Draco, dear? Draco!" Narcissa alerted her son from his daydreams sharply.
Draco Malfoy was a confused adolescent, desperate for one person's attention. That person, incidentally, was named Harry James Potter.
Limbo - Chapter OneLimbo - Chapter One4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter One: Grief and Hope
James knew he was dead, but where was he now? He looked down at his hands; they were white and cloud like, but they felt solid. He looked around and saw he was standing on a flat, white surface. He could not see an end in any direction. It was like that flat, white surface went on forever in every direction.
"If I am dead," James thought, "then is this the afterlife?"
He did not feel any different, but he didn't used to be made of cloud.
"I know that look," came a voice from behind James, "you are quite dead and this is not the afterlife. This is Limbo."
James turned around to face the unknown voice and found that it was not unknown at all.
"You were in the prophet just last week," said James unsure as to what was going on, "they said that you were killed by Voldemort himself."
"The prophet is quite right," said the wizard, "and please don't use the name."
"If we are as dead as you say we are, then what does it matter?"
"Old habits die hard I guess,
Through bookshelves (RegulusXGryffindor!Reader) RQHis robes are crinkled, unlike his usual primness which is as straight as a ruler. His hair is fluffed up at the back due to his sleeplessness that night and it draws looks and giggles from passers-by. The usually so composed Slytherin seeker feels more nervous than he ever has in his entire life. More nervous than the time he’d broken one of the bat-skeletons of his brother’s, more nervous than his first time on the Quidditch field when hundreds of his fellow Slytherins were watching his every move.Through bookshelves (RegulusXGryffindor!Reader) RQ1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Standing in front the hallowed entrance to the library, he starts forward, then drawing back and instead chooses to sit on one of the benches in the hallway. What are the chances she’ll say yes? He thinks, rubbing his grubby palms on the knees of his trousers. Will she laugh? No- she’s too kind and nice and wonderful, beautiful and- she won’t… I hope she doesn’t.
Closing his eyes and inhaling deeply, he holds the breath until he fin
My Immortal LessonsMy Immortal Lessons5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Everyone at Hogwarts is gothic.
2. In the rare occasion someone is not gotchic, they are a gay prep.
3. Guns are ok.
4. Voldemort has a "dude-ur-so-retarded" look on his face
5. My Checmical Romance is the best band ever
6. Harry Potter looks just like Joel Madden
7. Every goth has wasit length ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips
8. "Crookshanks" is a powerful spell, resulting in falling down and screaming.
9. Telekinesis allows you to read minds.
10. Dumbledore only swore cuz he had a hedache
11. You must put the boy's thingy in the girl's.
12. Draco Malfoy has a sex-pack.
13. Voldermort is so obviously not gothic, even though he wears black.
14. Harry's name is actually Vampire.
15. Ebony's name is ENOBY not Mary Su.
16. Voldemort speaks from the Middle Ages
17. Vampire's eyes are sexah
18. One must french passively.
19. Vampire Potter giggles at the thought of human blood
20. Vlodemort is indeed really scary.
21. Draco probably has AIDs anyway
22. Every main charact
And I'll hold my breath. Tom Riddle, Harry PotterAnd I'll hold my breath. Tom Riddle, Harry Potter1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Summary: Harry has been a little off since the graveyard. He sees more than a closed door in his nightly visions, and he's losing his grasp on reality. "But with the way things are, Dumbledore told us we couldn't write." Hermione said, her hair falling into her eyes. Harry quoted a rather intelligent poem, considering that he could have screamed instead. (Eventual slash) (Alternate year 5)
Previous chapter: (bone, flesh, and blood)
And I'll hold my breath
Chapter 1: Summers Passing
“Where are you?” Harry muttered.
No owl came down bearing messages, and no wizard appeared to answer the question.
Harry sat on the swing-set, watching the sun set with growing apprehension. The summer had not been going as he planned, and even the hot, sweltering days couldn’t burn the memory of Cedric’s cold body on his hands, or the touch of ropes around tombstones. So he got up, deciding to finally head home af
Harry Stalks Tom Riddle. (04)Harry Stalks Tom Riddle. (04)1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Summary: When Harry discovers Tom in Hogwarts, he is filled with a desire to know everything about him. He wonders if Tom is a Young Dark Lord, or something else altogether.
( First Chapter ) | Previous: Tom Awakens
Chapter 4: Stalking Tom Riddle
Harry Potter suspiciously watched Tom Riddle eat breakfast.
Tom, he decided, didn’t eat like other boys. He picked at his food, studied it, and chewed most carefully. He did not eat everything in sight, nor did he eat only one kind of food. He was...
...decidedly not suspicious.
Harry sighed and let his gaze wander around the great hall, where his eyes settled on another figure staring at the Slytherin table. Ginny. Just a few seats down, she too seemed to be watching Riddle more than her food. A point proven by the way her fork searched for peas which kept rolling out of reach.
“Ginny.” Harry called over
The Fangirls Must DieDraco Malfoy sat down at the muggle contraption, "Harry? Why have you brought me here?"The Fangirls Must Die4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Harry just rolled his eyes, "Draco, I told you already! There are muggles out there who bought J.K. Rowling's books and they have a sick sense of humor!"
"So you've brought me to a muggle library?" Draco raised a skeptical eyebrow at the books around him. He hated books.
"This is the only place I could get a computer. Now, hush up!" Harry started hitting keys and a website popped up, "This is called fanfiction. Where muggle fangirls post stories about people at Hogwarts pairing up and they get super graphic! There's everything from Hermoine and you," Draco snorted disgustedly, "To Ron and Luna, to YOU AND ME!"
Draco jumped out of his chair and pointed his wand at the computer, "You will die you blasted muggle machine!"
Harry pulled Draco back into his seat, "Shut up, you moron, you can't just blow up the computer and expect the stories to go away! They're on the internet and they'll be there forever
Ways to Annoy Severus SnapeHug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.Ways to Annoy Severus Snape6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Shout da da da dum whenever he passes by or enters a room.
Look terrified and leave the hall ANYTIME he picks up his spoon at mealtimes.
Dress like him and dye your hair black. Refer to yourself as 'mini-snape'.
When he leans down to inspect your work - Grab your wand, place the tip of it directly between his eyes and shout 'Lumos!'
Ask him why he saved Harry Potter. Ask him every day.
Clap noisily when he finishes telling someone off.
Hide in his chambers at night. Wake him up by jumping up and down on his bed shouting 'Rise and Shine Professor!'
When he leans towards you in class, looming over you and generally looking menacing - reach up, tweak his nose, then twiddle your thumb between your index and forefinger and say 'Got your nose!' triumphantly.
Ask him if he knows who Alan Rickman is.
Make a habit out of grabbing Harry Potter and dragging him into Snape's office by his ears, crying 'Here he is Sir! I've got
What if...What if in the last line of the Harry Potter series it said...What if...3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
..."Then Harry woke up in his bed under the staircase."?
Radience~ Snake-Man!England X Reader Chapter 2Arthur looks me up and down, and I blush under his scrutinizing emerald gaze. We're still in his hazy room, but it's lighter now that he's lit a few Moroccan-looking lanters that cast coloured shadows against the folds of the tent.Radience~ Snake-Man!England X Reader Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"If we are to be teacher and student, it is essential that I first insinuate that we cannot have a relationship that isn't anything but professional. It is also important that you help out around this infernal circus, so you'll need costumes, a show name and something to do..." He ponders, and I feel my heart sink at his cold and unforgiving words. Forcing a nervous smile, I wring my hands in front of me."S-So...when do I start?"
"What!" I exclaim, eyes widening "I can't do everything you want me to over night!"
His own eyes hold a flicker of mischeif "Of course you can~ What kind of magician would I be if I didn't have a glamorous assistant?" He lets his words linger into the air "Also, I have plenty of magic at my disposal~"
Alice and Jasper- Chapter 1RunningAlice and Jasper- Chapter 16 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It had been a very long time since I had left Maria. I have constantly run unless I happen upon a small town or scarcely populated place where I can drain humans of their intoxicating blood. I came upon a small town that had a very odd cozy feeling. I stopped in a café to rest when a petite young woman hopped off of a stool and approached me. She took my hand. Hello, Jasper, She greeted me in a soprano voice.
I froze. How do you know my name? I asked in a low voice.
I know almost everything about you, Jasper, She said picked herself off the ground. She approached me slowly. My name is Alice.
She took my hand, and I was too dazed to rip it away from her. You kept me waiting.
Sorry, maam I said. Her eyes were mesmerizing. They were golden, and I had n
I Loved Every SecondI cried when I bought the last book, and watched the last film.I Loved Every Second4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I adored you from the moment you were given to him. The first book, the first film, you were this snowy white, feathered beauty. Did you know that every child wanted you?
I blinked, and re-read the whole page, just to make sure that you really had died, you foolish, beautiful joker. I thought twins couldn't be separated.
I think part of me knew it would happen, but I was still so, so sad when I confirmed you were gone. We all knew a teacher like you. Out of all of them, you were the best Defence Against The Dark Arts professor, you know. Werewolf or not.
I choked a little as your name came up, camera boy. You should've gone home
I wanted to hit the page when you fell through that curtain. You didn't get enough time, to make up for what you'd lost. Not fair, and not right, and Guess what? I ended up hitting the page a lot of times, before I could finish.
I always maintained that you were a bull
Cinnamon: A Romione DrabbleShe smells like cinnamon.Cinnamon: A Romione Drabble2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He doesn't understand much of what she says --and when she gets upset and starts talking quickly and using words outside of his vocabulary, he's learned it's best not to ask her to repeat herself--, but he can smell her from across the room. And she smells like Christmas, and flavored coffee drinks, and breakfast rolls. It kind of makes him hungry.
She looks like cinnamon.
Her eyes are that perfect warm shade of brown, and her increasingly bushy hair matches them perfectly. Her old dressing gown is even the exact same color. And, though she will never believe him, she is just as hot in this state as when she spends hours taming her hair and putting on her finest robes. Something about her now just seems…spicy.
He finally interprets enough of her teary rant to get that she's somehow managed to dump her mother's entire stock of cinnamon on her head. He thinks about telling her that it will be alright, that they can buy more, t
Harry Potter is betterReasons why Harry Potter is Better than Twilight (SPOILERS):Harry Potter is better6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. Broomsticks are cool.
2. There are no dragons in Twilight, are they?
3. Harry has a HEARTBEAT
4. The weasley twins. nuff said.
5. Seamus Finnigan. (I come from an irish family. I can't help it.)
6. Draco Malfoy. Everyone likes a badboy.
7. Lupins a REAL WEREWOLF, not just some shapeshifting mutt.
8. Hogwarts is much more impressive than the cullen house.
10. Cedric Diggory, the proof that hot guys do just fall from the sky. (You need to have seen the movie to get that one).
11. Ron Weasley, the best friend anybody could ever have.
12. Voldemort. Admit it, he's pretty awesome.
13. The scar. Bella's little crescent scar is nothing compared to the lightning bolt.
14. Twilight has a lot of kid-loving werewolves. (Jacob, that means you!)
15. Because the age gap between edward and bella makes things creepy.
16. Because your boyfriend should not have to save your life every day.
17. Because Bella likes dead people.
5. UnbreakableI solemnly swear that I'm up to no good...5. Unbreakable4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I've studied with Hermione and stumbled with Ron,
I've hid creatures with Hagrid and laughed with Fred and George,
I forgot with Neville and grew up with Ginny,
I've rebelled against Umbridge and got caught with the DA,
I've harbored suspicion at Snape and mocked him with the marauders,
I've cheered on Gryffindor on their pluck and pride,
I've been jeered at by Slytherin and strive with Hufflepuff,
I've understood with Ravenclaw and watched with growing trepidation as Hogwarts started to fall...
I've worried with Molly and fascinated with Arthur,
I've seethed with Sirius and accepted with Remus,
I fell in love with Tonks and Fleur and honoured James and Lily,
I feared with Draco and contemplated the Malfoys shrewdness,
I nurtured a green thumb with Professor Sprout and fought alongside McGonagall,
I've seen a glimpse of darkness with Professor Trelawney and loathed with Snape,
I've charmed and learned with Professor Flitwick and taken f
Drarry - You're a Terrible DrunkDraco Malfoy held a great many treasures in his house being of wealthy background and impeccable taste- but the greatest treasure he could ever own was, at this very moment, laying in his bed, clothed only from the waist down and sleeping like an angel. And upon seeing this priceless treasure while holding a steaming cup of coffee in a pale, tired hand- only one thought came to mind: 'fuck'.Drarry - You're a Terrible Drunk3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was a rational thought he considered, because the likelihood of this scene ever occurring in normal life was near impossible. Yet here it was, right in front of his terrified grey eyes and he dreaded the moment his treasure woke up and demanded an explanation -something which Draco currently did not have.
The question 'why is Harry Potter in my bed?' Held as much concern for Draco as it did amusement and excitement, he had no idea what had happened last night and finding answers would be difficult but the better part of Malfoy demanded them. After all, he had a reputati
One Last TimeOne Last Time4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Severus stood very still as Dumbledore walked past him, out the door, and down the revolving staircase to the griffin three floors below.
Snape was alone in Dumbledore's office.
He glared around at the many shiny, and very delicate instruments that lay on the small, rickety tables, and shelves all around the room. His eyes had just passed over the dilluminator, and an old snitch, when they fell upon a gold ring with a small black stone cut in a diamond shape. There was a triangle, and circle, and line set into the top of the stone. He caught his breath.
It had been years since he had heard his mother's sweet voice telling him the ancient tales, but he could still recite them by heart. There sat the Resurrection Stone of Cadmus Peverell.
He took a step closer, and reached out to touch it. After the slightest hesitation, he lifted it from its resting place on the table and held it in his hand. He tilted it closer to the light, and noticed a very fine crack cut diagonally on the face of t
250 Slytherin Morals I'm going to keep adding them250 Slytherin Morals I'm going to keep adding them3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
#1 We do it better, Much better.
#2 It is not enough that I must succeed. Others must fail.
#3 Violence isn't the answer, but it is AN answer
#4 Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
#5 Mean and funny is still funny
#6 He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day
#7 Real friends help you incendio the bodies
#8 Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
#9 If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.
#10 I'm sorry, was that supposed to be offensive?
#11 Evil is the premeditated act of being a dick.
#12 It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. people are either charming or tedious.
#13 Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.
#14 I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure
#15 The fact that no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.