Appeasement for our new mastersIt is late in the year 2012, and the destructive plague that is humanity has been stopped. With his magnificent shiny buttons and exellent diligence and leadership, Major General Whiskers, or as he came to be known, our Purrfect Overlord, had done what war, illness, and the stupidity of humans themselves had failed to. The magnificent General Whiskers had changed the dominant species of the planet.Appeasement for our new masters3 years ago in Free Fella More Like This
Humans survived, of course. They're as resiliant as the nefarious red dots they once cast in mockery of their noble masters. General Whiskers, being such a wise and intelligent leader, knew that it would be folly to try to exterminate such great minions, especially before The Cat Empire (coincidentally, also the name of their favorite band) had fully mastered can opener technology.
Putting the final touches on his magnificently crafted shredded sofa, General Whiskers called his attendant to his room. As the trembling human sat on the exposed springs of Whiskers' latest masterpiece, the proud