Skylanders: Messed Up Ep47Its a night in the movies
Spyro: Cynder. Where are you I can't see in this darkness.
Cynder: Over here to your left.
Spyro sits next to Cynder
Cynder: Yay, popcorn!
Spyro: Don't you want to eat it during the movie hun?
Cynder: Hey, I'm hungry. I gotta eat.
Sonic Boom arrives with her kids
Griffon 1: Mommy, I want my candy!
Griffon 2: Mommy, its too dark!
Griffon 3: Mommy, gimme my soda!
Griffon 4: Mommy, I want my hot dog!
Sonic Boom: In a second dears. Let me sit down first.
All of the babies:
Sonic Boom and her kids sit near Spyro and Cynder
Spyro: Oh no...
Cynder: Spyro honey. Calm down and just focus on the movie dear.
Spyro: I'll try...
Terrafin and Zook show up
Terrafin: Hey foo! Lets sit right over here!
Zook: Ten-four soldier! This seat is perfect to see the movie picture soldier!
Spyro: How come everytime we go to movies, the people are always loud and obnoxious?
Cynder: I know its horrible.
Stealth Elf shows up talking on her cell phone
Stealth Elf: Oh
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep100Eon appears in Darkmatter20's tvSkylanders: Messed Up Ep1002 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Eon: Darkmatter20, your Skylander is needed.
Darkmatter20: In a little while, I'm making the 100th episode now.
Eon: Wait, you create Skylanders: Messed Up the series?! I love that series!
Darkmatter20: I'm glad you're a fan. I have many. Sigh, its exhausting. So many things going on, so little time.
Eon: You're telling me. I've been appearing in everyone's televisions and bringing their Skylanders to Skylands.
Darkmatter20: Really? That sounds hard. We both have our problems I suppose.
Eon: Yes, but right now we need your help. The Skylanders from Earth needs a leader and you're the only one that can create him. Do you know who this is?
Darkmatter20: Yeah, I do.
Eon: Who is it?
Overlord is created
Overlord: I knew it would be you. I finally found you. Eon told me I would find you.
Darkmatter20: I had a feeling I would see you one day. You know what you must do right?
Overlord: Yeah, I do. Jack Thompson must be stopped.
Skylanders: Messed Up miniTaruthekoopa arrives in McDonaldsSkylanders: Messed Up mini2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Taruthekoopa: Hi, I would like-
Kaos: YES! Thats right beg to the almighty KAOS for your order!
Kaos: Sorry... What would you like?
Taruthekoopa: O__O' ummm yeah. I would like a big mac meal, medium size with a coke zero. Please?
Kaos: With or without ice?
Taruthekoopa: With please~ And please don't mess up my order like you did to my desu Darkmatter20~
Kaos: That'll be $9.79.
Taruthekoopa pays for her food
Kaos: Here you go... He, he, he... Tell Darkmatter20 I said hi.
Taruthekoopa: Yeah, right...
Taruthekoopa: This isn't coke zero! This is regular coke!!! There's no ice and this is a fish sandwich in a big mac box!!! D:
Kaos: HA, HA!!! MY EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!
Skylanders Messed Up: Ep10Terrafin is passing by a Kaos vending machineSkylanders Messed Up: Ep103 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Terrafin: Hmmm... Kaos extra fun vending machine... I wonder what this is?
Description: Insert $5 and you'll gain whatever you heart desires
Terrafin: Sounds like a bargain to me.
Terrafin inserts the money in the vending machine.
Kaos vending machine: You're a LOSER!
Terrafin: HEY! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Kaos vending machine flies away.
Terrafin: Kaos owes me $5!
Slam Bam: And thats how Kaos owes you $5?
Terrafin: Yeah! I want my $5!
Slam Bam: You're an idiot...
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep68Spyro, Cynder, Chill and Terrafin are in a dark forestSkylanders: Messed Up Ep682 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Chill: Ummm, Spyro. Where are we?
Spyro: I have no idea. I think we took a wrong turn...
Cynder: All I see is a dense fog, trees and a truck.
Terrafin: Plus lots of crickets.
Spyro: OK, OK. All we have to do is just make it through right? I'm sure there is a way out.
Chill finds a piece of paper
Chill: Guys, look what I found.
Cynder: A piece of paper? What does this mean?
Spyro: Maybe its a clue to the way out.
Terrafin: I hear something...
Slender man is sneaking around
Spyro: I think we should get away from here lets go.
Chill: Hold on guys, I need to pee.
Cynder: Sigh, make it quick Chill.
Chill: No worries, it'll only take a minute.
Terrafin: I hope she'll be OK.
Spyro: Don't worry, she will.
Chill: Sigh, much better. I knew I had too much soda.
Slender man shows up behind her breathing on her
Chill: Did it just suddenly get cold in... AAAAHHHH!!!!
Cynder: Holy Kaos!!! I heard Chill screaming!
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 35Stealth Elf and Flameslinger are going on a dateSkylanders: Messed Up Ep 353 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Stealth Elf: I'm really enjoying our date hun. I'm having loads of fun.
Flameslinger: Me too sweetheart. Want me to make it better?
Stealth Elf: Hmmm, what do you have in mind?
Flameslinger: You'll see...
Stealth Elf and Flameslinger are about to kiss
Hex: Stealth Elf! Stealth Elf!
Stealth Elf: Sigh, what mom?!
Flameslinger: Hello Ms. Hex.
Hex: Hello, little Flamy Wamy. :3
Hex pinches his cheeks.
Hex: You're such a cute little elf. I could just eat you up. X3
Stealth Elf: Mom! He's MY boyfriend leave him alone!
Hex: I'm sorry Stealth Elf but he's just so cute. You chose a cute boyfriend. I'm so proud of you.
Stealth Elf: Thanks mom but, what do you want?
Hex: I just found this weird stick looking thing in your room. What is this?
Hex shows Stealth Elf and Flameslinger the "stick"
Stealth Elf: MOM!!! O__O' Gimme that!
Flameslinger: ...O___O' Ummm is this a bad time?
Stealth Elf: No, no, no Flameslinger. Just
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep72Its time for Cynder's sleepoverSkylanders: Messed Up Ep722 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Chill: This is my first sleepover girl. I brought soda.
Stealth Elf: Really? Cynder always has sleepovers. I brought Skylanders Gone Wild vol.2.
Chill: Woah, why would you bring that girl?
Stealth Elf: You'll see.
Cynder opens up the door
Cynder: Hey girls!
Stealth Elf: Cynder!
Cynder and Stealth Elf hug
Cynder: Hey Chill!
Chill: Whats crackin' dragette~.
Chill hugs Cynder
Chill: Oh, sorry for busting your girl Whirlwind.
Cynder: Meh, its fine. She's behind on rent anyway. So Stealth Elf, did you bring it?
Stealth Elf: Big time.
Cynder: Great! Put it in!
Stealth Elf puts in the DVD
Chop Chop on video: Hey there ladies~ Ready for some hot bony action?
Stealth Elf and Cynder: Oh yesss.
Chill: Seriously? Where are the girls in this? I can't relate myself to this if there are no girls. -_-'
Chop Chop on video: You know how badly I want you baby?
Cynder: OMG, Spyro is nowhere near sexy as Chop Chop.
Stealth Elf: He's soooo hot. I w
Skylanders: Messed up Ep98Eon appears in darkdragon770's tvSkylanders: Messed up Ep982 years ago in Comedy More Like This
darkdragon770: OMG, Mr. Wiggles look its Eon!!!
Eon: darkdragon770, Skylands is under attack by a villain named Jack Thompson and we need your help!
darkdragon770: Seriously?! OK, I'll help!
Mr. Wiggles: Squeek.
darkdragon770: Mr. Wiggles will help too. :3 What do we have to do?
Eon: You need to create a Skylander from your deepest thoughts. Who is your strongest Skylander?
darkdragon770: Ivory! Ivory will help! Right, Mr. Wiggles?
Mr. Wiggles: Squeek.
Ivory is created
Ivory: Woah, nice place. So, dark and scary. I love it. You got taste. I'm Ivory. Nice to meet you.
darkdragon770: Wow, I love the way you look. You look so evil but, I know you're good. I'm darkdragon770 and this is Mr. Wiggles. :3
Mr. Wiggles: Squeek.
Ivory: Awww, no fair. I want a pet too.
Mr. Wiggles: Squeek.
Sabbath is created
darkdragon770: O___O Mr. Wiggles, you created a Skylander?!
Eon: How is that possible?! You both must have a strong bond.
Ivory: YES! MY OWN PET DRAGON!!!
Skylanders Messed Up: Ep 12Spyro and Cynder are out on a dateSkylanders Messed Up: Ep 123 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cynder: Oh Spyro. I missed you so much.
Spyro: Cynder. I couldn't think of a single moment without you.
Spyro and Cynder are about to kiss until...
Boomer: Awww how cute... BLOW IT UP!!!
Spyro: Boomer?! Dammit can we have some privacy?
Cynder: Stop trolling Boomer! Just go away!
Boomer: Nahh. Don't feel like it! I just feel making your special night A BLAST!!!
Boomer conjures up a big bomb and gives it to Spyro.
Boomer: This autta BLOW HER MIND tonight! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Boomer runs away laughing
Spyro: Boomer! You son of a-
Cynder: Ummm Spyro?
Spyro: Sigh, I hate trolls...
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep83Cynder and Whirlwind are at homeSkylanders: Messed Up Ep832 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Whirlwind: So like I said, some guy named darkmatter is behind all of this.
Cynder: Wow, thats messed up.
Stealth Elf bashes through the door
Stealth Elf: GUYS, GUYS!!! ITS AN EMERGENCY!!!
Cynder and Whirlwind: WHAT?!
Stealth Elf: THERE'S A NEW FEMALE DRAGON SKYLANDER!!!
Whirlwind: ... Oh, really..?
Stealth Elf: YEAH, SHE GOES BY THE NAME FLASHWING!!!
Cynder: ... Uh huh... Well, we know whats going to happen right Whirlwind?
Stealth Elf: What are you guys going to do?
Cynder: Oh nothing, just an initiation is all.
Cynder and Whirlwind leave
Spyro: Wow, she sure is beautiful.
Sunburn: She's super shiny too.
Flashwing is drinking water
Flashwing: How does a girl like me look so beautiful and stay that way? Oh, because baby I am born this way.
Cynder: Look at that whore, trying to get our men.
Whirlwind: You got a lock-on?
Cynder: She's in my sights...
Whirlwind: OK, fire in 3... 2... 1-
Hot Dog shows up behind t
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 26All the girls in Skylands are near Wrecking BallSkylanders: Messed Up Ep 263 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Hex: Awww, you're so cute little one. ^__^
Wrecking Ball: :3 teehee.
Stealth Elf: I love you, you little cutie. ^___^
Wrecking Ball: Thank you.
Whirlwind: Whose the cute boy? Whose the cute boy? <3
Wrecking Ball: Me?
Whirlwind: Thats right. You are. ^__^
Meanwhile at the other side
Chop Chop: Look at him. Getting all the attention.
Voodood: He's not that cute.
Dino Rang: He has an ugly face. How can the girls like him?
Wrecking Ball shows up
Wrecking Ball: Hi guys. :3
Chop Chop: What do you want?
Wrecking Ball: I just want to hang out with you guys.
Voodood: Like we want you around us.
Dino Rang: Why don't you get out of here?
Wrecking Ball: why are you so mean to me?
Wrecking Ball makes a cute sad face
Chop Chop: (He's so cute. I can't show affection to him in front of the guys.)
Voodood: (I just want to give him a hug so badly. Why did I have to be so mean to him )
Dino Rang: (Maybe if someone goes before me, I'll just give him a
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep49Whirlwind is at Camo's restaurant with her friendsSkylanders: Messed Up Ep493 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Whirlwind: So I said to Eruptor, next time you puke on me, I'll send you to the worst possible place.
Hex: Worst possible place? What is that place?
Whirlwind: Its the worst place ever. Its filled with so many horrible things. Only I can open the door to that plane.
Cynder: Oh my. Has anyone ever went there before?
Whirlwind: Why yes the person that went there before was-
Drobot breaks through the wall
Cynder: What the?!
Drobot: Come with me if you want to live.
Whirlwind: Who me?!
Drobot: Yes you. Come with me.
Drobot takes Whirlwind
Hex: The hell was that about?!
Cynder: I don't know but, I think we should tell the police.
Camo: Not before you pay for the damages and the drinks.
Hex: Awww crap...
Whirlwind: So, why are you taking me?!
Drobot: I have come from the future to protect you. You become the queen in Skylands.
Whirlwind: A queen?! How is that possible?!
Drobot: The evil army of Ghost Roaster has waged war with you
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep46(Since the release of Skylanders Giants is underway, I decided to put the few I know in the comedies and it goes a little something like this. )Skylanders: Messed Up Ep463 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Drill Sergeant encounters Bouncer
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: DADDY?
Bouncer: Ummm, what?
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: DADDY, ITS ME DRILL SERGEANT!
Bouncer: I have a son? Woah little dude. I'm not sure if I even known or met you kid.
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: DON'T YOU REMEMBER DADDY? YOU'RE AN ARKYEAN ROBOT LIKE ME. YOU CREATED ME SINCE YOU'RE A GIANT.
Bouncer: All I remember is that I used to be a basketball player and I went pro. That is until the Arkyean factory shut down. :S Then, the next thing I remember I found myself in a museum.
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: I REMEMBER YOU LEFT MY MOTHER TO GO PRO IN THE ARKYEAN BASKETBALL LEAGUE. THEN, YOU NEVER CAME BACK. I SEARCHED EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. NOW, I FINALLY FOUND YOU.
Bouncer: I remember a female robot. Is her name Eve or something?
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: YES! YES THAT WAS HER NAME!
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep101The Skylanders of Earth are celebrating their victory at Camo'sSkylanders: Messed Up Ep1012 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Eclipse Maiden: I never seen an owl like Skylander before.
Aurora: I know. I never knew I had potential to be a Skylander at all.
Void: These banana berry smoothies are delicious! I don't get these on my planet.
Ragnarok: I suppose. Why does everything have to be fruit related?
Floren Bell: Overlord, what are you doing?
Overlord: Well, since we defeated Jack Thompson, I thought I would like to make a song for this day.
Animal: REALLY?! LET'S HEAR THE ****ING SONG!!!
The song plays...
Overlord: I was alone... Day after day... I thought I had to face the greatest threat. In my own way... But I realized... I had my friends... We came together and brought Jack Thompson's triumphant end!!!
Damien: And we'll keep on fighting on and on and on and on!
Overlord: We are Skylanders my friends. And we'll keep on winning till the end... We are Skylanders...
Burnout: WE ARE SKYLANDERS!!!
Ivory: NO TIME FOR KAOS!!!
Solarburst: CUZ, WE AR
Skylander Pre-School Ep1Its Skylander Pre-School :3Skylander Pre-School Ep12 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Trigger Snappy: Ms. Boom, Ms. Boom!!!
Sonic Boom: What is it Trigger Snappy? ^__^
Trigger Snappy: Where do babies come from?
Sonic Boom: Oh that. Well, when a man and a woman really like each other, they hold hands and then monthes later, the woman's belly gets really big and a baby is born. ^__^
Trigger Snappy: WOW!!! Thats so cool. You're a woman right?
Sonic Boom: (This little kid) Yes Trigger Snappy I am. ^__^'
Trigger Snappy: C'mon... Get fat...
Sonic Boom: Trigger Snappy, it'll only work when you become a man yourself. ^___^'
Trigger Snappy: But, I thought I was a man?
Sonic Boom: You're a little boy. You have to be older to make a baby. ^__^
Trigger Snappy: Oooh, OK! Still, are you sure you're a woman? I mean your voice is kinda deep.
Sonic Boom: Go to sleep Trigger Snappy. Its nap time. ^___^'''
Sonic Boom tucks Trigger Snappy in the little bed and Trigger Snappy falls asleep
Sonic Boom: Sigh, at least after this I'm going to Camo's.
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep84Its Spyro's surprise partySkylanders: Messed Up Ep842 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Gill Grunt: This party is gonna be great. Spyro's gonna love it.
Cynder: I know. I can't believe he'll be 14 this year.
Sprocket: I thought he was 21?
Cynder: Yes, in game he's 21. In life, he's 14.
Sprocket: Oh I get it now. Its more of an anniversary.
Cynder: Yup. ^_^
Lightning Rod: Where is Spyro anyway?
Gill Grunt: He's in the dragon graveyard with Sunburn.
Lightning Rod: Oh...
Spyro: I'm sorry... It should've been me that got thrown in that black hole.
Sunburn: Its not your fault. He's in a better place.
The grave is the Chinese Dragon
Spyro: Yeah, you're right.
Sunburn: Lets go to Camo's.
Spyro: OK. I could use a lemon berry smoothie.
Cynder: OK everyone, lets set up some more streamers over there.
Dino-Rang: Hmmm, wait whose that over there?
Sparx: KNEEL BEFORE ME INFIDELS!!!
All except for Cynder: O___O
Cynder: Sparx what do you want?
Sparx: You impudent worms. Not only its the anniversary of my insolent sla
Skylanders Messed Up: Ep17Flameslinger and Stealth Elf are having a romantic momentSkylanders Messed Up: Ep173 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Flameslinger: Ohhh Stealth Elf, I love you with all my heart.
Stealth Elf: Flamesinger, I love you more than anything.
Flameslinger and Stealth Elf are making out
Flameslinger and Stealth Elf: mmmmmm
Lightning Rod bursts through the roof
Lightning Rod: WAAAIIITTT!!!
Flameslinger: HOLY $#!+! Dude you burst through my roof!
Stealth Elf: What in the name of Eon are you doing?!
Lightning Rod: I have to warn you about something!
Flameslinger: You better have a good reason why I shouldn't sue you!
Lightning Rod: You're siblings!
Flameslinger and Stealth Elf: O_O'... AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Eruptor: AAAAHHHH WHY AM I STILL IN YOUR HOUSE AFTER 12 EPISODES!!!!
In the undead world
Chop Chop: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
In the sky
The player: AAAHHHH!!! Wait why am I screaming?
Stealth Elf: OMG how can this happen?!
Lightning Rod: Stealth Elf, you were originally from the fire elves. You were left in th
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep66Its the roast of SpyroSkylanders: Messed Up Ep662 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Prism Break: Ladies and gentleman. Dragons and all. Welcome to The Roast of Spyro!!!
Prism Break: Now introducing, the dragon of the hour, Spyro.
Spyro: Hey everyone.
Everyone: Spyro, Spyro, Spyro!!!
Prism Break: First up on this roast is Gill Grunt!
Gill Grunt stands on the podium
Gill Grunt: Spyro, you've been the dragon to everyone around you. Everybody loves you. Boys, girls, people crazy for bestiality.
Gill Grunt: Seriously man, why the Kaos do you look the way you do now? At first, you looked cool, then you looked almost human and now you're an ugly Barney the dinosaur love child.
Gill Grunt: I wouldn't be surprised to see you in the next Maury show episode on who is the father. If I find out Barney really is your dad I would flip!
Gill Grunt: Awww who am I kidding, Spyro I love ya man!
Prism Break: Next up, Eruptor!
Eruptor: You know Spyro's first game pit him against Gnasty Gnorc. No girls to save,
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep45Its another episode of Man VS SkylandsSkylanders: Messed Up Ep453 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Bear Grylls: Hi, I'm Bear Grylls. I served with the British Special Forces, and I survived in four corners of the world. And now I'm going to teach you on how to survive in this special episode. This is Man VS Skylands.
Bear Grylls is stuck in the Undead part of Skylands
Bear Grylls: It seems I'm in a dead deserted wasteland. This will make searching for food and water really difficult.
Bear Grylls sees some green water
Bear Grylls: I won't be able to drink this water. There's too much garbage, rubbish and debris. I'm going to have to find a good source of water fast.
Hex shows up
Hex: Who are you and what are you doing here?
Bear Grylls: Just my luck. I encountered a local. She's possibly the only human I can communicate with. However, shes talking in a different language. This will not be easy.
Hex: I understand you. Are you a portal master or something?
Bear Grylls: Excuse me do you know where I can find any food or water?
Hex: Well, here in th
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 24Spyro is sick with a coldSkylanders: Messed Up Ep 243 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Spyro: By Eon's light, ever since that Empire of Ice moved in next door I've been getting colds like crazy. It's unbearable!
Spyro: Who is it?
Cynder: Its us Spyro.
Gill Grunt: Yeah man, open up.
Spyro opens the door
Gill Grunt: Holy $#!+! Spyro, you look like you took an arrow to the knee.
Spyro: Shut up Gill Grunt!
Gill Grunt: What?!
Cynder: Lay down Spyro. You need rest.
Cynder: Bless you.
Gill Grunt: I'll call the doctor.
Gill Grunt calls the doctor
Dr. Boom: Hello, Dr. Boom speaking.
Gill Grunt: Dr. Boom? Whatever, my friend is sick.
Dr. Boom: Hmmm, is he a purple dragon that breathes fire, has big horns, and is quite famous?
Gill Grunt: Why yes he is. Wait how do you know its Spyro?
Dr. Boom: Now answer this question, can Spyro breathe fire properly?
Gill Grunt: Lemme ask him. Hey Spyro, can you breathe fire?
Cynder: Bless you.
Gill Grunt: Nope.
Dr. Boom: I see. Well there's only one cure. Flameslinger's boots.
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep64Its Skylander pre-school :3Skylanders: Messed Up Ep643 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Sonic Boom: OK kids. We're going to the Skylander zoo. ^__^
Terrabite: I can't wait to see the sheep. They're my favorite animal.
Whisper Elf: I don't like sheep. They have big teeth.
Gill Runt: What's a sheep?
Trigger Snappy: Its a green thing with big teeth!
Terrabite: Nooo. Its a black thing with white cotton balls on its butt.
Gill Runt: Do they have wings?
Whisper Elf: YES! They have... one, two, green, purple, four!
Whisper Elf sticks up 6 fingers
Gill Runt: Wooow~.
Sonic Boom arrives with lunch bags
Sonic Boom: OK kids. Here are your sandwiches. ^____^
Trigger Snappy: Are there green paper in mine?!
Sonic Boom: Nooo. It has lettuce Trigger Snappy. There green leaves.
Trigger Snappy: I don't care. It looks like money!
Terrabite: Mmmm, peanut butter and jelly. My favorite!
Whisper Elf: Whats jelly?
Terrabite: I don't know, but I love it!
Gill Runt: What did you get Whisper Elf?
Whisper Elf: I got a sandwich!
Gill Runt: Me too!
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep63Its raining again...Skylanders: Messed Up Ep633 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Kaos: Glumshanks! What is THIS?!!!
Glumshanks: Sigh, it looks like a music video.
Kaos: I know that you idiot! How can the Skylanders have more views on their videos than me?!
Glumshanks: Well, you don't have a music video sir.
Kaos: Hmmm, a music video. YES! I'm so INTELLIGENT! I'll make a video so much better than those Skylander fools that everyone will start worshipping ME! You hear that ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
Glumshanks: Yeah, whatever...
Kaos: Let the Skylands hit the ground, let the Skylands hit the ground, let the Skylands hit the ground, let the Skylands hit the... GROOOOUUUUUNNND!!!!
Glumshanks is rocking out on guitar
Kaos: I... will rule Skylands.
Kaos: With an iron fiiiiisssst.
Vathek: Here we go, here we go, here we go now!
Kaos: Skylands will be mine.
Kaos: Skylands will be mine.
Kaos: Skylands will be mine.
Kaos: Skylands WILL be mine!
Kaos: Eon's gonna give.
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 32Its the Skylanders versus the Elder ElementalsSkylanders: Messed Up Ep 323 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Spyro: They take, steal, and rob everything from us and they get to live priveleged lives while we law abidding Skylanders work hard for Skylands and pay high taxes for upgrades!!!
All of the Skylanders:
Spyro: Will we let them continue?!
All of the Skylanders: No!
All of the Skylanders: Because we are the 99%!!!
Eon: Skylanders! Skylands is under attack! You all need to-
Terrafin: No way fool! We are not working till we get equal tax breaks!
Eon: What are you talking about?
Whirlwind: The Elder Elementals are paying fewer taxes than us yet, they're not doing anything for Skylands!
Drill Sergeant: Translation- This is complete and utter bull$#!+!!!
Eon: How can you say such things? The Elder Elementals are our strongest and most valuable Skylanders. Without them, Skylands will be ruined! They contribute very much to Skylands!
Lightning Rod: Well then, what do they do? Tell us!
Eon: That is none of your concern!
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep80Its a happy moment in SkylandsSkylanders: Messed Up Ep802 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cynder: Say Spyro, whose getting married?
Spyro: Flameslinger and Stealth Elf are getting married.
Cynder: Awww, thats romantic.
Lightning Rod: I always cry at these moments. :')
Stealth Elf is walking up the altar
Voodood: It is my pleasure to bring these two to holy matrimony.
Stealth Elf and Flameslinger are smiling at each other
Voodood: May I have the rings?
Whisper Elf brings up the rings... and trips cutely
Whisper Elf: :3
Voodood: Thank you. Now, whoever disagrees with them being together, let them speak now or forever hold there peace.
Jet-Vac suddenly comes out
Jet-Vac: YO BON QUI QUI! WHERE YOU AT BON QUI QUI?! QUIT PLAYING BON QUI QUI!
Warnado: YO JET-VAC! THERE AIN'T NO BON QUI QUI UP IN HERE!
Jet-Vac: Damn, my bad!
Voodood: Umm, sorry. Now without further ado lets get on with the ceremony. Stealth Elf, do you take Flameslinger to be you Skylander husband and promise to love, cherish, and respect him with al
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep61Its the Skylander block partySkylanders: Messed Up Ep613 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Spyro: I'm so glad we're having a Skylander sequel coming up.
Lightning Rod: I know. The new Skylanders are fit right in and the giants are a great addition to the game.
Stealth Elf: Good thing the sequel is coming out soon. I need the money. Being a ninja really isn't paying well.
????: ARRRRGHH, *****!!!
An arrow hits Pop-Fizz's knee
Spyro: What the Kaos?! Who did that?!
Hunter shows up
Hunter: You remember who this is Spyro.
Spyro: Hunter? Is that you? You look different...
Hunter: Of course I look different douchebag! I haven't gotten a job since Legend of Spyro! After the orignal Spyro series, I was broke and out of the job. Did you know what I had to do to get a part in the Legend of Spyro series? I had to do a series of horrible things and for what?! I was only paid $5,000 for that part! My fan-base is gone and hardly anyone remembers me! I was promised a role in Skylanders and they put Cynder in the game but not me?! I sh