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The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
A-BRA-HAM SIMP-SON
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She
The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
-SPOILER ALERT- Kovu's Day to day part 1-SPOILER ALERT- Kovu's Day to day part 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ookavu awoke to the sound of the morning commute, the chatter of passing commuters and the buzz of car engines hardly muffled by the walls of the condo. His red eyes slowly opened to gaze out the window on to the balcony and at the people below. He laid there drowsy for awhile, his eyes heavy, appreciating the warmth to his back emanating from his peacefully sleeping partner, Casey. After a couple of minutes he pushed himself up and planted his feet on the carpet being careful not to disturb his mate. He rested his face in the palms of his hands and ran his fingers through his greasy bed hair.
VenenoVeneno1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Escuchaba el silbido de la noche
con todo su esplendor y frió pasar
era lo único que me acompañaba junto a mi pesar
te idolatraba a cada segundo en mi mente
quería estrecharte ,amarte,besarte
entregarte todo de mi
cada fibra de mi ávido ser
busca la unión de tu canónico espíritu que jamás alcanzare
la confusión me atormenta siempre
y me golpea como la mas violenta tormenta que un mortal puede recibir
¿Qué ocurrirá al final amado?
¿seguirá este gigantesco sentimiento?
¿y si sigue , me corresponderás?
Las dudas son mi característica principal
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Chapter 2
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Lisa: Bart?!
Bart: I'm okay!
Lisa: Dad?
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok…
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, P
MLP: FiMMLP: FiM1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
LP: FiM Meet Black Bow
A young white pegasus with a blonde mane and tail that were the colors of the sunlight. They were wavy like the ocean's waves. She had a black bows tied in her mane and tail. A new citizen of Ponyville, she looked at a map of Ponyville. It had a note attached to it with a paper clip. It said:
Find Rarity the Unicorn, Ponyville
Bump
Black Bow had just run into a Unicorn. Her papers of fashion designs went everywhere. "Oh I am so sorry, I was looking at my map" apologized Black Bow. She looked up to see a white mare with a beautiful purple mane and tail, with a cutie of three diamonds. "No no it's quite alright"
My Little Pony - There is a Season - Chapter 8My Little Pony - There is a Season - Chapter 81 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 8
Of Life, Love, and Loss
Pinkie Pie rolled over in her bed, her eyes peering from under the blankets. She rubbed sleep from her eyes, then slowly focused them on the tiny figure curled up in the blankets across from her. The pale little filly was now completely visible, eyes squeezed tight, as if upset.
"She must be dreaming." Pinkie whispered to herself, creeping gently from her bed. She tiptoed over to her new friend, a motherly smile spread across her face. She brushed a loving hoof through Zephyr's mane, straightening out some of the rogue curls that had developed. Her hoof brushed against something hard beneath the pastel g
My Little Pony - There is a Season - Chapter 7My Little Pony - There is a Season - Chapter 71 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 7
Ponies in Peril
Smoke billowed through the trees, turning the fringes of the Everfree Forest into a nightmare realm. Dark shapes seemed to loom up in front of Boldheart, shifting and moving with each crackle and spark of flames, while branches reached out from the smoke like claws to drag him down. Still he pressed on, ferrying water back and forth in specially made saddlebags, desperate to put out the potentially deadly fire.
It was times like these that he wished for even the tiniest levitation spell from his horn, but it stubbornly refused to give off even a spark. He was on his way back to the nearby stream when his ears pe
Final Fantasy Equestria Chapter 6 Untold destiny. Who would have known? I thought I'd done my part for the world but fate had other plans for me. Looking back on it; I don't think I'd change everything I'd done. Sure there were some bad decisions but the way I see it. It's what makes us human or in my case a pony. I just have to push on through the suck, even if my head gets stuck.Final Fantasy Equestria Chapter 61 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Rainbow Dash with the ball, she dribbles it down court." The announcer aid perched on his cloud. "It's near the end of the second quarter and there tied five and five. If Rain
EPIC CHAT XDBrick: hello, soldiersEPIC CHAT XD1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Brick: >_<
Face changed name to Jo
Brick: XD
Jo: Didn't hear you, maggot!
Jo: Whipe that smile of yo' face before I smack it off!
Brick: ._.
Brick: *smiles*
Jo: *smacks*
TDAstrid joined the chat
TDAstrid: Helloo
Brick: HAI SOLDIER
TDAstrid: :P
TDAstrid: LOL
Jo: Afternoon -.-
Brick: she smacked me in my face ._.
Jo: Shaddap
Brick: lightning?
Jo: What..? What are you rambling on about NOW, G.I. Joke?
Brick: n-nothing ma'am
TDAstrid: wait
TDAstrid: who's who now LOL
Brick: i'm brick
Jo: I'm your MOTHER.
Brick: (a.k.a. puck xd)
TDAstrid: LOL
TDAstrid: hi mom
TDAstrid:
Jo: (Mixanda x3)
Brick: i
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
Later...
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing)
Princess of Harmonia Chapter 12Princess of Harmonia Chapter 121 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Princess of Harmonia Chapter 12 - A Misunderstanding Turnabout
Rindiny: Damn.. I'm all alone.
N: No you're not...and where's Touko?
Rindiny:... I don't know. Hmm.. Touko!!!
N: Well... I guess you got tired of her and shipped her to Africa...
Rindiny: I would do no such thing, even if she IS annoying- And hey! Who said you could replace her for the time being!?
N: I'm not sure... Who else will you hire?
Rindiny:... You're right... You know the deal! Tell the readers to enjoy!
N: Of course.... Enjoy readers! *evil chuckle*
Rindiny: Without sounding suspicious.
N: Oh... Well... Enjoy....
Rindiny: You're being boring. Ugh... You suck a
WR- The Journey to Paradise P24WR- The Journey to Paradise P242 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
WOLF'S RAIN- THE JOURNEY TO PARADISE
CHAPTER 24
PIECES OF A SHOOTING STAR
(Quent)
People stood in disorderly queues shaking with fright.
All around them, buildings were being blown to pieces, rapid gunfire was exchanged; and all the while here they were being herded like a bunch of sheep.
Quent stood among them, glaring at the sky, and the red moon that was just beginning to appear.
******
(Sue's POV)
We ran across the snow in wolf form, running as fast as we could in a v-formation.
Well, nowadays we're always running.
No one really spoke; they were all wrapped in their own thoughts, wondering what was to come next at Jaguara's kee
WR- The Journey to Paradise P22WR- The Journey to Paradise P222 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
WOLF'S RAIN- THE JOURNEY TO PARADISE
CHAPTER 22
CONCIOUSLY
The white wolf turned over in restless sleep.
"Kiba?" Said a voice, as high and sweet as flowers.
In his mind, Kiba could see a vision of a pair of red eyes, staring endlessly…longing for something.
"Who's there?" He whispered, frowning- yet not opening his eyes.
"Kiba?"
"Kiba?"
"Kiba?"
"Kiba?"
"Kiba?"
Five other different voices. They seemed echoic.
He stood up after a bit of a struggle. "Who's there?" He asked again.
The world around him seemed black. Nothingness.
"Where are you? I can't see…"
"Whoooooo….." said another echo as two bright lights appear
WonderfulA single point of energy,Wonderful2 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Expansion in an instant,
Faster than the speed of light,
Space became so distant,
Matter, gas and other things,
Filled up the great traverse,
Then all the largest stars there were,
Lit up the Universe.
A light to light the darkest dark,
Their Phoenix flame renewed,
They grew, they died, they burned again,
The galaxies ensued,
Planets, pulsars, nebulae,
All we've seen so far,
Every treasure ever known,
Was born inside a star.
Gold and diamonds, shooting stars,
The northern lights aglow,
Every atom made for us,
A long long time ago,
They coalesce, they fall apart,
They paint the cosmic hue,
And al
RestlessWaking up in the middle of night screamingRestless2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
From nightmares of dying and nightmares of living
Feels like you're on fire
Can't put out the fire
It's time to dive into the fire
You're suffocating, but afraid
To open the window and let the storm in
Don't you wish
Don't you ever wish
You could just spread your wings and fly away?
Don't you think
Don't you ever think
It doesn't matter where you go
As long as you go there all the way?
Let it all shatter, let it break like glass
Cutting your skin, tearing you apart
Revealing all that's hidden inside
Let it flow
Let it all flow out
Seeing your reflection in a revolving door
Pale and faint like a g
I could not leave youI could not leave youI could not leave you2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
not now, that I realized how beautiful it is to smile
I could not leave you
now that I have a slight perception
to be still alive
I could not leave you
now that my eyes have found the light again
and rediscovered the beauty of different colors.
I could not leave you
now that a chink has opened into that dark labyrinth
that had engulfed my soul.
I could not leave you
although this might me seem a bit 'selfish
because of that desire I have to be always in your company.
I could not leave you
though sometimes, despair takes me
at the thought of being as a burden for you and piety, is the last thing
that I do not want from y
Nature gamesThe ocean's crying,Nature games2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Dripping droplets of cunning salt.
The impatient wind wails endlessly,
Yet the waters depressed thrashings don't halt.
The land stays solemnly still and stands
Courageously tall without shedding a tear of agony.
Even the shy breeze whispers,
To the gentle giant trees of the soil's bravery.
The over whelming ocean leaves sad tiny marks
Of shells from its aggressive harsh beatings.
The lands bleeds boastful
Sand as the beach's greetings.
The wild petunias and daffodils pose
As the audience to the frames,
Hence, the fauna sing and cheer
To these nature games.
My Happiness.Happiness is hard to find,My Happiness.5 months ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Looking for it can alter the mind,
Most people have it, and hold it dear,
For others it maybe no where near.
To think I found mine in the person I love most,
Though the effect is most strong when we are close.
Its hard to explain really, the emotions I feel,
Because sometimes they feel fake, others are too real.
At times when I need you, others knock me down,
And sometimes that smile you see, is secretly just a frown.
I hate how weak I really am, without you here to hold,
For not having you beside me, its hard to act bold.
A Challenge"Almost forgot that someone lived there. I rarely saw any signs of an owner, so I'm sure you can imagine that it was a bit of a surprise to see activity coming from that house," the neighbor told her. "He'd pop in for a visit every few months, yes, but he never stayed for long. There was that time when he returned and stayed for a little over two weeks, but then he disappeared again, as if into thin air, like old times."A Challenge6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The neighbor, an older woman who wore wire rimmed glasses and gardening gloves, studied Mai and said, "We've talked a few times."
"You have?" Mai, arms crossed, asked to be polite.
The older woman nodded and said, "Actuall
Nightingale SongNightingaleNightingale Song7 months ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
She sings
With the moonlight shining bright upon her dress
of black feather.
She sings
Never tune out of place.
Our lovely nightingale
sing to the depths of space.
Short Story: Marik - The DarknessShort Story: Marik - The Darkness1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
* Means Thought.
Short story: The Darkness
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Marik screamed, trying to break free of the two tomb keepers that held his arms.
"Idion! Help me! Please!" He screamed. Odion looked away his face full of pain. Marik was taken into a chamber, where the only light was by candle. He was forced to lay down and he screamed in agony as the knife dug into his back. His eyes filled with tears that ran down his face as his back was being carved with a knife. He screamed in pain as the knife continued to slice away at the skin on his back, forming the design of the tombkeepers initiation. He screamed on last time, before falling
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