Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard EpisodesAah Bart Simpson. What can you say about him?Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard Episodes10 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Me? I’ve got nothing but hatred towards this repulsive, disgusting, evil, despicable, hateable dick-head of a character.
I’m dead serious, Bart Simpson is my most hated character in all of fiction. If I made a list of my most hated character in all of fiction, he would be number one without any second thoughts. I have never seen a character so despicable, unlikeable and overall hateable in all of my life. It disgusts me that the writers of The Simpsons actually think this is a good character to have as their protagonist, or heck, even a good character IN GENERAL. Only a sociopath, a bully, a rebellious little sod or a brain-dead chimpanzee would consider this a good character and the fact that Bart Simpson is not only one of the main characters of The Simpsons, but also a PROTAGONIST, it just makes the show even more unbearable than it actually is. The bad writing and the terrible comedy is bad enough but Bart…he’s t
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
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Diary of a punishmentDay 0, April 27:Diary of a punishment8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hey guys, I wanted to write this story, because I wanted to tell you about my experience with the worst punishment a person can suffer.
Usually I didn't mind about punishments, my parents gave me an hell of them, I even can say that I spent my whole life being in kinds of punishments, seriously, but this, this was absolutely the worst, trust me.
And last, but not least, don't blame me if I make any grammar or orthography error, at the end you know me, one time I even made a mistake, writing "elementery" instead of elementary.
All this crazy story starts the 27th of April, while I was at school, and mrs Krabappel was teaching a Math lesson, I was looking out of the window, waiting, in vane, for an interesting event.
Milhouse, officially, was at home with a severe temperature, but in fact, he was at school, but not in the class, waiting for eleven o' clock, just like me.
We had something ready, that we projected for the last two days, and the only thing I hoped now was t
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
BlushIan ducked out of the game room, still blushing from his dance duet with Lasercorn. He couldn't keep a grin off of his face; his stomach was sore from laughing so hard. Although, that wasn't the only part of him that was sore. He dropped a hand to his crotch, wincing slightly at the pain where Lasercorn had accidentally grabbed him as they fell over.Blush3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I didn't hurt you too bad, did I?"
Ian jumped slightly, spinning around to see Lasercorn standing behind him in the deserted hallway, smiling sheepishly.
Ian shook his head. "Nah, you didn't. My balls have taken much worse injuries from playing video games with Anthony, trust me."
Lasercorn laughed. "Do I even want to know?"
Ian shook his head, grinning. "You really don't." He leaned closer and stage-whispered, "Let's just say he's a sore loser."
Lasercorn laughed. "Remind me not to piss him off."
They rounded a corner, and Ian paused. "Hey, wanna hang out here for a bit?" He didn't have to be home for another couple hours, and he was enj
OC Boxing Profile- NegInkOC Boxing Profile- NegInk3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
AM Weight class: Light Heavyweight/Heavyweight
Professional weight class: Heavyweight
Boxer type: Boxer puncher/swarmer/slugger(combination)
AM record: 92-8-0-45 KOs
Pro record: 0-0-0
Favorite punch: Right cross
Sunday Punch: Yin and the Yang- A hard left elbow counter with her left arm. She places her right glove from her hip and steps forward and throws a wicked right cross to the jaw.
Favorite combo: A quick jab, fake left cross, and finishes with a right uppercut to the stomach.
Second favorite combo: A right straight to the nose, left hook to the ribs, a fake right hook, and finishes with a right uppercut of the chin.
Theme song: Memories of You/Kimi no Kioku by Persona 3 OST
Note: She may also come out to the orchestra version of this song sometimes, but she will mostly do it for her serious fights or fights for a title.
Power: 7.5 out of 10
Speed: 9 out of 10
Stamina: 9 out of 10
Defense: 8 out of 10
Toughness: 7 out of 10
A Night AwayAnthony laid solemnly on his bed as the bright light of the laptop screen shined upon his toned facial features. After nearly 3 hours of editing their latest Smosh episode, he shut off his mac and set it lightly on the nightstand directly to his right. Just as he was about to drift off into a quick nap, the familiar rumble of keys jingled into the doorknob and then opened. Anthony smiled and sat up, running to the foyer to greet his lover.A Night Away2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Well, look who missed me from the market.” Ian grinned taking off his coat.
Anthony smiled widely and gave him a quick peck on the lips. “Sure did.”
They both strolled over to the living room and sat themselves adjacent to each-other. Ian reached his hand over to caress his boyfriend’s face before leaning in and gently placing small kisses along his jawline. Anthony smiled weakly.
Ian resumed his position; feeling the tense muscles that contracted on Anthony. He gave him a concerned look. “Babe, is everything ok?
Blown out of proportion Pt. 8"Move over! I can't see!"Blown out of proportion Pt. 85 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Find your own branch, you tard! This one's going to break!"
"It's not going to break, just move a little so I can get up there and see over! What is it, anyway?"
"Not sure, it looks like a big mansion. Kind of like a castle. I just caught a glimpse of a girl though. Looked really hot."
"Serious?! Shut up! Let me see the binoculars!"
"Not yet! I think they're having a party, I see balloons. Really big balloons. That's weird, I don't think I've ever seen ba .JESUS! You should see the ass on this girl! And HER! Oh man! They're all over the house! We have got to get in there!"
The thin young man's head was about to explode from sheer overload when his fellow tree climber grabbed the binoculars out of his hands. He didn't want to give up the view just yet, but he also didn't want to get in a fight while perched on a tree branch. He pushed his shaggy copper hair out of his eyes and put his glasses back on. "Check it out. Top left window. And bottom right."
Prelude: Dudley vs. Little MacPrelude: Dudley vs. Little Mac5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Layne: Boxing. The sport of gentlemen worldwide. A sport in which champions truly prove themselves.
Xander: And if these two aren’t champions, I don’t know who is!
Layne: Dudley, Steet Fighter’s member of boxing royalty…
Xander: And Little Mac, Nintendo’s K.O. machine.
Layne: I’m Layne and he’s Xander.
Xander: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, skills, and tactics to find out who would win… a Boxing Mat—Wait, what?
Layne: Yeah, writers thought it’d be fun to have a boxing match instead of a fight to the death.
Xander: Oh, that is just Grade-A bullsh—!
Name: Sir Dudley
Age: Unknown (Presumed to be late 20s-early 30s)
Weight: 222.5 lbs
Occupation: Champion Boxer, Knight, Gentleman
Layne: The son of a champion boxer and successful businessman, the child known as Dudley wanted
Rose in Shining Armor ch.7Rose in Shining Armor ch.77 months ago in Romance More Like This
Becoming A Knight
As they got inside, Amy was stunned to see this. She dreamed of being a knight as a kid and now this is what she really wanted.
“So darling, who’s this knight?” Blaze asked, glancing at Nebula that is wearing her armor, didn’t know that this knight is a girl.
"Oh, that's Sir Bors de Ganis. He's in our team" Amy said.
“I see. It’s nice to meet you, Sir Bors” Blaze said.
Sir Bors/Nebula simply shakes hands with Blaze, not saying a word to her.
"No matter, anyway, let's get some armor for you Amos" Blaze suggested.
“Oh, boy. This is what I always want to wear” Amy got excited.
“Can’t wait to see you as a knight, Amy” Sir Bors/Nebula said.
“Huh? You’re a girl?” Blaze gasped.
"Oh I mean, hope you like to be a knight Amos" Nebula used a fake male voice.
“Blaze, maybe I should explain it to you in private” Silver said to his wife.
"Later, but fir
The great invasionChapter 1:The great invasion7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
The weather was so sunny and hot, in that day of July, that going out of home was almost forbidden.
Light was dazzling and hotness suffocating.
Bart was in his room, wearing only his pants, playing Titanfall with his computer, his team was winning and he was first, with 60 points already, in the half of the game.
Playing, almost uninterruptedly, with this game for a month made him become a very good player.
Lisa was exercising with her saxophone and, as usual, all the others closed their room doors, because the girl was always annoying with her instrument.
It was the half of the morning, and Marge was advantaging with lunch, preparing it now, she wanted to be free for some minutes, later.
Marge will never be free as she wanted to do, in fact when she was about to finish cooking, she heard a roar coming from the road, and some other weird noises.
Bart and the others reached Marge, Homer asked first:- what the hell was that?!?-
Marge said an obviousness:- the only
Don't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)Don't Go Breaking My HeartDon't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Sung by Homer and Marge Simpson and Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin)
Homer Simpson: Don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I couldn't if I tried
Homer Simpson: Oh honey if I get restless
Marge Simpson: Baby you're not that kind
Peter Griffin: Don't go breaking my heart
Lois Griffin: You take the weight off of me
Peter Griffin: Oh honey when you knock on my door
Lois Griffin: Oo I gave you my key
Both: Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Homer Simpson: When I was down
Marge Simpson: I was your clown
Both:Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Nobody knows it
Peter Griffin: Right from the start
Lois Griffin: I Gave you my heart
Oohh I Gave you my heart
Homer Simpson: So don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I won't go breaking your heart
Both: Don't go breaking my heart
Peter Griffin: Nobody told us
Lois Griffin: Cause nobody showed us
Peter Griffin: Now it's up to us baby
Lois Griffin: Oohh I think we can make it
Homer Simpson: So don't misunderstand me
Marge Simpson: You put the
Afterschool Mummies"Are you kidding me?"Afterschool Mummies2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sound of that shout would have rippled through Sakuragaoka High School had it been louder. Afterschool Tea Time was supposed to be practicing today, but Yui's odd suggestion had thrown Mio in a bad mood. It didn't help that Yui had brought the supplies for her odd plan, which was enough bandages in her bag to fill a hospital. The other girls were just confused about the whole thing.
"Don't be like that, Mio," replied Yui. "It's just for fun."
"You want to be mummified! Why would that be fun?" asked Mio. "Where did you even get that idea?"
"History class," explained Yui. "The teacher was talking all about mummies and their wrappings and I thought it would look cozy, like being wrapped in a sleeping bag. So I thought you girls could try that on me. I'd rather do that with my best friends than with someone else."
"I'm for it!" cheered Ritsu. "Could be amusing to see."
"I wouldn't mind a day off to try something different," remarked Tsumugi.
"Well, I guess it's sm
Family Matters (A Smosh fanfic) - Chapter 17Family Matters (A Smosh fanfic) - Chapter 173 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I sat on the park bench. The same one near my old dormitory. There were people all around me, rushing somewhere. Nobody was noticing me. I was crying.
I was a mistake. I wasn't supposed to happen. Wasn't supposed to exist.
Yet, I still did. Why? To be a nuisance to everyone? To be rejected by everyone?
Ian and Anthony did accept me, and I was so grateful to them. But, other than that, my whole life was a fucking mistake.
I was trying so hard to find a meaning to my life. Now I see my life has no meaning.
All these years. Alone. Hoping it would get better one day.
And it did. For a short while.
Anthony and Ian were my only family I ever had. And I hoped for some time Ian would fall for me as I did for him, which, I thought would things made so much better.
What and stupid assumption. We were currently just some awkward friends, which lead us exactly no where.
I stood up and followed the parks path. I bumped into some people a bunch of times, but I didn't care.
Steve...Steve...3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I write these journals in hopes that someone...anyone finds them, and can learn what I have learned from being on this desolate island continent whatever it is. Do not search for me if I am gone, for I have either been saved or I am dead "
Steve sat in his house, at his hand crafted writing desk by the window. He had been writing these journals for a while now. He had always wondered was he alone? Would be ever be found? He could never have any conversations with the villagers he had found they never spoke English
He began writing again.
"I've been to Hell, the center of the Earth, and a mysterious world I have found to be called 'The End' I've battled the creepers, the zombies, the skeletons Endermen This land defies all logic that I've known, and sometimes I wonder if I'm just dreaming. Where in the Nether am I?"
He honestly had no idea
"It's been so long too long I haven't seen my friends in what I can assume t
A Paige for the Web“Mam you have to run from the creature!” a young man with a ripped shirt and blue geans said before a giant tentacle wrapped around his torso and he was tossed off the ship.A Paige for the Web2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“John! Oh no! I won’t leave you “ she screamed back as the monstrous tendril of the unknown breast reached for her and she closed her eyes with tears streaming down her cheek.
A young woman sighed while eating her Frosted Flakes and held her tender hand up to her cheek as she slowly chewed the cereal. She blinked and started to nod off before she heard the end credits roll.
“Killer Squids from Planet Klorborp again?” she thought to herself while reading another bite of her cereal.
Slowly she inserted the spoon into her mouth and the screen went to black. Channel 4 news anchor appeared in the right hand corner and gave a cheerful smile.
“Rush INC plant has found a new home. More tonight at 10” she said with the picture of the abandon
Lisa's best friend It was late in the school-library. Only Lisa and Allison where left in school. Lisa sat on a chair opposite to Allison reading a book. "Ill think Ill go home now. Allison said. Im just gonna put back my book. Do you want company to the bus? Lisa asked her friend. Of course I want company Allison said and smiled. Allison walked away and left her book. But when she came back she was carrying a box full of scarves, ropes, and duct tape. Whats that? Lisa asked confused. Oh, nothing. Allison said and picked up a rope from the box. Allison stood in front of Lisa and said, Lets play a game. What game? Lisa asked. How about, Ill tie you up and we see how long it takes for you to get loose. Tie me up? Lisa said with fear in her voice. Yup! You will be completely helpless under my control. Ill tie your legs AllisonLisa's best friend7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS