Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard EpisodesAah Bart Simpson. What can you say about him?Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard Episodes8 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Me? I’ve got nothing but hatred towards this repulsive, disgusting, evil, despicable, hateable dick-head of a character.
I’m dead serious, Bart Simpson is my most hated character in all of fiction. If I made a list of my most hated character in all of fiction, he would be number one without any second thoughts. I have never seen a character so despicable, unlikeable and overall hateable in all of my life. It disgusts me that the writers of The Simpsons actually think this is a good character to have as their protagonist, or heck, even a good character IN GENERAL. Only a sociopath, a bully, a rebellious little sod or a brain-dead chimpanzee would consider this a good character and the fact that Bart Simpson is not only one of the main characters of The Simpsons, but also a PROTAGONIST, it just makes the show even more unbearable than it actually is. The bad writing and the terrible comedy is bad enough but Bart…he’s t
Don't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)Don't Go Breaking My HeartDon't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Sung by Homer and Marge Simpson and Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin)
Homer Simpson: Don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I couldn't if I tried
Homer Simpson: Oh honey if I get restless
Marge Simpson: Baby you're not that kind
Peter Griffin: Don't go breaking my heart
Lois Griffin: You take the weight off of me
Peter Griffin: Oh honey when you knock on my door
Lois Griffin: Oo I gave you my key
Both: Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Homer Simpson: When I was down
Marge Simpson: I was your clown
Both:Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Nobody knows it
Peter Griffin: Right from the start
Lois Griffin: I Gave you my heart
Oohh I Gave you my heart
Homer Simpson: So don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I won't go breaking your heart
Both: Don't go breaking my heart
Peter Griffin: Nobody told us
Lois Griffin: Cause nobody showed us
Peter Griffin: Now it's up to us baby
Lois Griffin: Oohh I think we can make it
Homer Simpson: So don't misunderstand me
Marge Simpson: You put the
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The sound of that shout would have rippled through Sakuragaoka High School had it been louder. Afterschool Tea Time was supposed to be practicing today, but Yui's odd suggestion had thrown Mio in a bad mood. It didn't help that Yui had brought the supplies for her odd plan, which was enough bandages in her bag to fill a hospital. The other girls were just confused about the whole thing.
"Don't be like that, Mio," replied Yui. "It's just for fun."
"You want to be mummified! Why would that be fun?" asked Mio. "Where did you even get that idea?"
"History class," explained Yui. "The teacher was talking all about mummies and their wrappings and I thought it would look cozy, like being wrapped in a sleeping bag. So I thought you girls could try that on me. I'd rather do that with my best friends than with someone else."
"I'm for it!" cheered Ritsu. "Could be amusing to see."
"I wouldn't mind a day off to try something different," remarked Tsumugi.
"Well, I guess it's sm
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Layne: That’s it! We’ve analyzed the combatants weapons, skills, and tactics! Let’s get this fight started!
Xander: It’s time for a BOXING MATCH! WhichisstillthedumbestthingI’veeverheard!
*DING! DING! DING!*
The roar of the crowd dwarfed the ringing bell, as the arena flooded with cheers in anticipation. The fans had waited a long time for this match! The K.O. Machine would meet the Knight from Across the Pond! A cross-promotional fight for the ages!
The announcer stepped in to the squared ring as a mic dropped from on high. It almost felt like the heavens themselves were behind this fight! The announcer cleared his throat away from the microphone and adjusted his tie before he spoke with a powerful voice as the crowd grew silent…
“Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome! To the W.V.B.A.-S.F.I.V. Cross-Promotional Match!” he intoned, and the crowd grew all the louder.
“Tonight’s contest will be under W.
After The Game and BetNatalie let out an irritated sigh in front of Hana's house in a cold winter wind. She was currently dressed in a black winter coat with dark blue jeans that had rips in them in several different places and wore brown ugg boots and had a red duffel bag slung over her left shoulder.After The Game and Bet4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was Friday and it was nearing dinner time meaning the sky had darken and Natalie wished she was at home right now. Instead she had made a bet with Hana and lost and now she had to spend all weekend severing as her maid. If she refused any of her orders, pictures and videos would surface on the internet of her being tied up while wearing very little clothing.
She began to walk towards the door and rang the door bell three times and as she waited for it to open she thought about running away. Before she could make up her mind the door opened showing Hana wearing a dark blue t-shirt with her long black hair resting on her shoulders with a black skirt and matching knee socks.
"Hello Natalie." Hana said with a
Anamoha Wolfe -Updated Boxing Profile-Ring Name: "Queen Tooth"Anamoha Wolfe -Updated Boxing Profile-2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Maiden Name: Anamoha Wolfe
Species: Half succubus/ Half Human
Age: Pre-Pros - 19
Nationality: Ira (Native American) /German
Weight: 12.7 stone
Skin: Light smooth brown
Hair: Back length, Silver, bangs cover left eye
Body measurements: 34B/40/45
Current Location- Indianapolis, Indiana
Weight class: Light heavyweight
Professional Record- 47-0-0, 38 K.Os
Underground Record- Not enough information to specify
Fighting Style- Counter-Puncher
Favorite Punch- left jab
Favorite Combo- left jab, left jab, right body hook, right uppercut
Sunday Punch- No Hope: A liver punch meant to break any resistance left in the opponent by winding them fully.
Theme song- "okay" Wallpaper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fzi88EfUKM
Stats- (Out of ten)
Attack- Without I
Wrapping ProblemsIt was getting close to bedtime as Sapphire finished up her modifications to her latest binding spell. The last few tests and tweaks had made for some promising results and it was hoped this would make it last longer with minimal user drain. With any luck, it would make controlling wild animal specimens easier.Wrapping Problems3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Of course, Sapphire didn't dare mentioned she'd be using her own take on the spell on herself and her boyfriend for their own pleasure.
With the last of the adjustments made, Sapphire quietly cast the spell. As she spoke, red wrappings materialized before her and began to wrap around her body, soon cocooning her. This time around, she found herself more fully cocooned, coated from head to toe with only her eyes and some small openings for her nose left open. It cost a little more magic power than she thought it would, but it was within acceptable amounts.
Pleased with this new change, Sapphire wriggled and squirmed in her new bindings, finding them to be as secure as they had be
The great invasionChapter 2, Springfield periphery:The great invasion4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
End of 5th to 6th of July.
It was completely night.
The sky was dark now, the power plant was destroyed, and the city was completely immersed in the dark, many stars were shining in a humid and black sky, even the Milky Way was visible.
There was a conjunction between Jupiter and Mars, which were about to set.
The group was moving up to the Springfield outskirts, more precisely up to Mount Springfield.
The letters of the Springfield name were still untouched, creating a big contrast between them and the whole city, which was only a cluster of ruins.
Lisa looked at her phosphorescent watch, it was almost midnight.
After a moment she communicated to the group:-I think it's better if we stop here for the night, but it's only a discussible opinion of mine, so I'd propose this: when someone has something to say for the group, we'll vote.
For now I've a proposition: we are going to stay here for the night.
Who agrees with me can lift up his/her hand, plus if
Cosplay Boxing 4Cosplay Boxing 4Cosplay Boxing 42 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chun-Li vs. C. Viper
Requested by Peepulation
Chun-Li has spent many years fighting evil, taking down the Shadaloo, and stopping S.I.N.’s latest evil plots. All of this started to take a toll on her body and felt she hasn’t proven that she is the strongest woman in the world. So she decided to turn in her badge and retire at the age of 41.They thank her for all her hard work and many years of serving the law. Her friends questioned this choice, since she was doing this to get revenge for Bison killing her father. Chun-Li told them that it was best to honor her father instead of get revenge. She said revenge wouldn’t help her mourn her father’s death.
The urge to fight didn’t die though. Chun-Li wanted to prove her claim of the strongest woman in the world. So she decided to take up professional kickboxing she was going to be the oldest activate fighter in the history of the sport. Chun-Li did this to honor her father. S
Replacement MummyIt was a beautiful day at the local college. Ms. Johnson, the local history teacher, was busy giving another one of her usual lectures. During the course of it, she seemed to be looking at one of her students, Christina, a bit more than usual. Like she had some interest. As Christina brushed a back a lock of her short blond hair from her eyes, she pondered what the teacher could be looking at her for. For now, she just brushed it off as nothing. Eventually, class ended and the students began to file out, but Ms. Johnson approached Christina.Replacement Mummy5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Excuse me, but could I see you after class for a bit?"
"Umm.....sure, Ms. Johnson...."
Inside, Christina began to worry - she was worried about that recent test and was terrified that this is about that result. In the office, Ms. Johnson simply sat at her chair. Near her was a roll of medical bandages and a large sarcophagus. She looked at Christina with a sly smile.
"Christina, how would you like to help me with a little something?" she asked cal
OC Boxing Profile- NegInkOC Boxing Profile- NegInk3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
AM Weight class: Light Heavyweight/Heavyweight
Professional weight class: Heavyweight
Boxer type: Boxer puncher/swarmer/slugger(combination)
AM record: 92-8-0-45 KOs
Pro record: 0-0-0
Favorite punch: Right cross
Sunday Punch: Yin and the Yang- A hard left elbow counter with her left arm. She places her right glove from her hip and steps forward and throws a wicked right cross to the jaw.
Favorite combo: A quick jab, fake left cross, and finishes with a right uppercut to the stomach.
Second favorite combo: A right straight to the nose, left hook to the ribs, a fake right hook, and finishes with a right uppercut of the chin.
Theme song: Memories of You/Kimi no Kioku by Persona 3 OST
Note: She may also come out to the orchestra version of this song sometimes, but she will mostly do it for her serious fights or fights for a title.
Power: 7.5 out of 10
Speed: 9 out of 10
Stamina: 9 out of 10
Defense: 8 out of 10
Toughness: 7 out of 10
ImmortalHD - A Danny Phantom Parody [Song]Yo,ImmortalHD - A Danny Phantom Parody [Song]2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
He was just eighteen
When he made his first
It was designed
A few teens
[He's gaming for them all,
'cause he's ImmortalHD!]
When his channel got big,
He didn't quit!
Then Aleks Left MA
For quite a bit
There was a great big crowd
Everything just changed
His entire Youtube life got rearranged!
After Koots' hug,
He was the newest Creature,
The "Camera Guy"
He got close to the group
And was in more things
Like in Supercast
And discussing hate for Brink
And it was then
Aleks knew what he had
He had to make
His channel better
For the subs coming through
He's gaming all day
For me and you!
[He's gaming for them all,
'cause he's ImmortalHD,
gaming for us all,
'cause he's ImmortalHD,
gaming for us all,
'cause he's ImmortalHD]
BlushIan ducked out of the game room, still blushing from his dance duet with Lasercorn. He couldn't keep a grin off of his face; his stomach was sore from laughing so hard. Although, that wasn't the only part of him that was sore. He dropped a hand to his crotch, wincing slightly at the pain where Lasercorn had accidentally grabbed him as they fell over.Blush2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I didn't hurt you too bad, did I?"
Ian jumped slightly, spinning around to see Lasercorn standing behind him in the deserted hallway, smiling sheepishly.
Ian shook his head. "Nah, you didn't. My balls have taken much worse injuries from playing video games with Anthony, trust me."
Lasercorn laughed. "Do I even want to know?"
Ian shook his head, grinning. "You really don't." He leaned closer and stage-whispered, "Let's just say he's a sore loser."
Lasercorn laughed. "Remind me not to piss him off."
They rounded a corner, and Ian paused. "Hey, wanna hang out here for a bit?" He didn't have to be home for another couple hours, and he was enj
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
All The Bro Armies a Pewdie Parody from BeyonceAll The Bro Armies a Pewdie Parody from Beyonce3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
All The Bro Armies (Put Your Fist Up)
All the bro armies (All the bro armies)
All the bro armies (All the bro armies)
All the bro armies (All the bro armies)
All the bro armies
Now put your fist up
Going on my Comp, looking it up
Watching Pewdie do his own little thing
He decided to jump but now he wants to run
Cause another Bro noticed him
He's chairmoding, he's screaming
don't pay the Bro any attention
Cause he cried his tears, for his own fears
Ya can't be scared to play
Cause if you liked it then you should have done a brofist
If you liked it then you should've done a brofist
Don't be mad once you forget to do it
If you liked it then you should've done a brofist
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
I watched all his playlist, waiting for his vids
Holding on Stephano for those moments I'm scared to see
Acting up, laudinum in his flask
I DON'T CARE what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Blackjack vs DevoBlackjack vs Devo3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Blackjack walked out of the locker room, the rabbit giving himself a good shake while fiddling with his gloves in an effort to get them more settled onto his hands. He stretched a bit, looking around the gym for a prospective opponent as he did.
Devo knew by now how to find an opponent. His simple strategy of standing in the ring corner, waiting for anyone to join, had set him up with some good fights in the past. As he's scanning around to see who would potentially face him, his eyes got stuck on the rabbit he'd never seen before. Devo silently wondered if he'd make a move or not
Blackjack finished stretching and finally settled his eyes on Devo. He grinned and his green eyes sparked a bit at the prospect of a fight, especially since the wolf seemed to have similar body dimensions to him. He began walking over to the ring, lifting a hand in greeting. "Hey there."
Devo gave a slight smile as he'd guessed right, stepping out of the corner and toward the rabbit a
A Paige for the Web“Mam you have to run from the creature!” a young man with a ripped shirt and blue geans said before a giant tentacle wrapped around his torso and he was tossed off the ship.A Paige for the Web2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“John! Oh no! I won’t leave you “ she screamed back as the monstrous tendril of the unknown breast reached for her and she closed her eyes with tears streaming down her cheek.
A young woman sighed while eating her Frosted Flakes and held her tender hand up to her cheek as she slowly chewed the cereal. She blinked and started to nod off before she heard the end credits roll.
“Killer Squids from Planet Klorborp again?” she thought to herself while reading another bite of her cereal.
Slowly she inserted the spoon into her mouth and the screen went to black. Channel 4 news anchor appeared in the right hand corner and gave a cheerful smile.
“Rush INC plant has found a new home. More tonight at 10” she said with the picture of the abandon
M. S. F. : Chapter 5 : A Lifetime of LoveM. S. F. : Chapter 5 : A Lifetime of Love3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"How did you get that?" I asked, pointing to the piece of paper with my song on it.
"It was on the ground. I guess you dropped it." He stood as he spoke.
He opened the page and read a piece of it. "When I look in your eyes, I feel like I can touch the sky... When I think of you, I know you don't have a clue..." His eyes searched mine. "This is how I feel," he read. "Every day and night... Wishing you were mine..."
Suddenly I had a realisation. This wasn't the song I'd thought it was - the one that had gotten me here in the first place. It was a poem... which I had only put... in my diary...
"Stop!" I cried, reaching out for the paper. How had I not realised that the rose petals were on that paper? It was the only poem I'd written that I'd actually liked, so I'd put three rose petals on it.
Anthony stepped back, and in doing so, lose his balance, falling off the dock. The paper fluttered down with him, dissolving into the water.
"My... poem!" I whispered.
Anthony bobbed in the wat