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Fix My Life_22Fix My Life_221 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
After more scary pop-ups and flinches from the alien, the movie ended as it showed the credits. Zim sighed and stood up, stretching his arms out and groaning but he smiled satisfied and quite goofy as well.
"Mmm...That was a great movie." Zim said, arms over his head as he heard his back pop quite loudly. Dib stretched as well with a yawn. The movie was good but watching with Zim was sooo much better.
"Hope you didn't mind me laying all over you...it's just me trying to get in your pants. I wasn't scared." Zim joked with his goofy and overly joyful smile.
Dib blushed madly, shifting his weight nervously. He knew it was a joke but for him,
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Nothing To Do With the World Chapter 2Chapter 2- A blow to the headNothing To Do With the World Chapter 21 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib sweared he swallowed his heart when he saw Zim in front of the door. He felt his stomach turn so hard he wanted to double over in pain. It was a stupid reaction really. Zim was the host of this "house" and Dib was bound to see him at some point. But the fact that Zim was the host, was the problem. They were enemies.
Zim started the conversation.
"I knew I would find you in here." Zim said kind of soft but still threatening. Dib knew what he had to do, he had to run, he just didn't know how to do it. He never felt so stunned and speechless before. He watched as the alien balled his fists and gridded his zip

SelfishI looked out the window as it began to rain. I frowned a bit and looked in Zim's direction. Zim too was wearing a frown, it was a bigger frown than mine. Water severely burned the alien's green skin and I wondered what it felt like to burn when water hit your skin but didn't want to experience it at all.Selfish1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I went back to doodling on my page. Lately me and Zim had been hanging out, mostly out of boredom. I have nothing better to do but study Zim and Zim was having a 'break' from destroying the world so we settled on a neutral agreement to hang out after school. I was ok with it, I mean at first I was suspicious -very suspicious- but Zim was unc

Nothing To Do With the World Last ChapterChapter 4- The start of a new beginningNothing To Do With the World Last Chapter1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Your...being bullied?" Zim asked.
"Yeah..." Dib answered a little ashamed. It was hard admitting this but at the same time, so much stress was lifted as well.
"What do you mean...bullied?" the word was foreign to Zim. It sounded a little familiar but the meaning was fuzzy to the alien. Dib saw this coming, he knew Zim wouldn't know.
'Well, there goes nothing' the human thought.
"Uhh, well, you know, when people push you or call you names and stuff." that was the best Dib could do for an explanation. It was descriptive enough to get a general idea.
"People always do that to you, Dib-thing." Zim sa

.:Fix My Life:..:Fix My Life:.1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a typical day in the small city of (insert city name here), every human had a life to life and they were living it the way they did.
"ZIM! It's YOUR turn to work the cash register! Get over here!" called Zim's boss. Zim groaned as he was bowling fries into hot grease; it splatting at his fine skin, making him wince every time a bubble popped.
"C-coming!" Zim shouted, dropping the fries as someone else took over the bubbly grease job. Zim was now about 20 years old and working at Mcmeaty's. He was tall and looked more like a 16 year old geek teen than a man. He was hunched over, lanky, out of place and most of all...working at a fast

Selfish 5Zim lay back down after my question. He put his hands behind his head casually; we might as well be discussing the weather, which isn't even apparent outside. I decided if Zim was going to be casual about sex, then I will be too. It's just sex... I felt my face get two shades darker.Selfish 51 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Enough." he replied looking up at the ceiling. " I know that you have a organ that sticks out between your legs that produces little human worm-baby juice. Then you insert it into the female unit who carries the revolting worm for whatever months."
"Nine." I said. Zim waved a dismissive hand at me.
"Yeah, yeah." he said. There were a few details missing but t

Hold On Dib's DecisionHave you ever had a day when you were so lonely and so depressed you wished you had someone to talk to?Hold On Dib's Decision1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was having that day a week ago. I was sitting on an old wood bench perched on a small hill outside the school during lunch. I was eating a sandwich, alone of course, until I heard someone coming from behind. I ignored them in fear of making eye contact with a face I didn't want to see at the moment.
Then I saw the person go around me and sit on the bench across from me.
It was Zim.
He too had a lunch and he dropped the brown paper bag onto the table and sat down.
I had the biggest urge to cry but I supressed it. What I didn't do was

Selfish 3My body was being jerked and something kept moving against my face. To keep my warm and comfy position, I began to hold the moving object still while muttering 'stop moving' into the squishy fabric. I felt the fleshy object clench and make a quick lunge forward with a grunt then I recognized it as Zim.Selfish 31 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
My eyes tried to open but I was being suffocated by...Zim's stomach!? I grabbed and pulled at Zim's back. I was only half awake but everything around me was moving violently. Gir's historical screams became much louder as my senses were awakening. Suddenly I rolled onto the floor of the voot cruiser. It all happened so fast I couldn't react.

Selfish 4My heart was racing as Zim looked into my eyes. Hazel met magenta. Only I saw those endless pools of magenta and it made the moment so much more meaningful to me. Made me feel...special. The way we glazed at one another set the mood; the atmosphere for kissing. I was still a little confused of the idea of Zim wanting to kiss me. But I pray to God that Zim wanted to because he felt the same way I did. At this moment I couldn't deny it. I loved Zim to some degree.Selfish 41 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Yes." The Irken responded to my previous question. That was my cue, time to lean in. And I did, just like last time. Zim sat up straight and still as if he was waiting for something

Nothing To Do With The World Chapter 3Chapter 3- What's your problem?Nothing To Do With The World Chapter 31 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Covering Dib's head was a lot easier then Zim thought, thanks to his pak. All he had to do was use the wires from his pak to hold the boy up and he did the rest by hand. It was a little difficult to keep Dib's head in place but Zim was amazing so the deed was done successfully.
Now the human lay peacefully on the couch, taking up most of the space, and Zim was sitting on the other end. watching. He was fascinated by the action humans call "sleep". Irkens don't need sleep. But humans did and they needed quite a bit of it in Zim's opinion.
The alien studied the humans facial features. He looked so calm. Zim ha

Fix My Life__16Fix My Life__161 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim had left work around 5. He didn't take the alleyways; not wanting to get in a fight, killed, or raped, because now he had something to look forward to in life.
Once Zim got to his apartment, he walked in, unsure of what to do next. Once he walked into his house, he smelled...Hamburgers? Once Zim had smelled himself, he realized it was him. He smelled of work.
Zim didn't want to smell like work when he went out with Dib. But why should it matter? They are friends, just hanging out normally...no reason to get fancy. However, Zim had the need to look his best; but why? It bugged the alien a bit.
Zim shook it off and took a quick shower. B

Nothing To Do With the World Chaper 1As Zim walked to his base he thought about what Gaz had told him.Nothing To Do With the World Chaper 11 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Grrr! Stupid hyuman! Zim listened to your filthy mouth once and Zim regrets that mistake, DEARLY!"He thought back to their conversation for half a second then got distracted by another thought.
"Why would the Gaz-hyuman ask that of Zim?" He wondered. Knowing Gaz, this disappearance should be quite heavenly, no? And if Zim knew better he would say that maybe Gaz...missed Dib. Such a thought made the irken laugh, out loud, and earned him a couple stares from pedestrians.
Perhaps there was something missing...besides Dib, that was the key to lead Zim to the runway teen. Teen.

Fix My Life__19Fix My Life__191 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim nodded in understanding. "I must agree on that Dib thing, I'm also scared of sex...For personal reasons, but...I do want to have it at some point." Zim said with a blush. He wanted sex, he wanted to know what it felt like...but that damn piece of skin was blocking his way. He was too scared it would hurt and bleed.
Dib almost chocked on his own air supply. 'Zim hasn't!? He didn't do it yet!?' Dib screamed in confusion in his head, this whole time, the human swore Zim might have had sex already. But when Zim said he wanted to, Dib's heart skipped a beat. Dib wanted to have sex too and he felt more comfortable knowing that Zim was scared o

Fix My Life_25Fix My Life_251 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib headed to the table where the broken SIR unit lay. It was a sorry sight indeed. It just wasn't Gir; he was such a lively character despite his retardation.
After studying the robot, Dib sat on Zim's couch and patiently waited for the alien to join him.
Zim sat down on the couch with Dib, holding his hand as he looked at GIR. He sighed disappointingly, then looked back at Dib with weak smile.
"So...What do you want to do?" He asked, a bit shyly.
Dib looked at Zim curiously. "Whatever you want to do." he said with a smirk, suddenly the alien was shy, so cute.
Zim blushed. "Heh...well...I have some ideas." He said, leaning into Dib a bi

Fix My Life_23Fix My Life_231 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim purred, standing up and walking over to Dib. "I know I shouldn't do this here...but we are alone and the waitress is in the back." Zim pulled Dib's chair out and sat in his lap. His front facing the human's as Zim wrapped his arms around Dib's neck.
Dib watched Zim in curiosity as the alien got up and began moving his chair. Suddenly the irken's tiny frame was on top of Dib, wrapping his arms around the human. Dib couldn't help the gasp from his lips and when he felt Zim's tongue against his sensitive skin, the human yelped a bit but reminded himself of what he had to do, what he had to be like in order to win!
"Too much Dib? Because I

Fix My Life__14Fix My Life__141 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim kept purring out contently towards Dib. He wasn't like a cat of course, because cats couldn't purr and meow at the same time. However, Zim could speak and purr in his throat at the same time.
"How has life been for you since you've moved away? Still in touch with your sister and parent unit?" Zim asked, wanting to get caught up with Dib.
The question threw the human off a bit, he didn't know Zim would really care about that but the black haired boy tried to answer as best as he could.
"Gaz? She's off to college in game design of course. She called me about a week ago so I should call her again soon. My dad...is probably doing the same
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SoulsDib is typing away on his laptop and the sound of the keys ticking away into the still warm air helps Zim think; about himself.Souls1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim sits comfortably on the soft sofa that is morphing around his weight and the alien wears an almost vacant look on his face, he is definitely thinking; about Dib.
The apartment is new, just like their relationship. It is hard to say where, why or how it all happened, one thing lead to another and another and another and so on. But it's safe to say that Dib is liable for realizing their change in behaviour. Thus, they find themselves on the rollercoaster of love. And Zim was still thinking; about death.
One can