A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
RAFA: Thera X Noam Drabbles (Part 1)RAFA: Thera X Noam Drabbles (Part one)RAFA: Thera X Noam Drabbles (Part 1)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
1) After Noam had placed Thera on the ground, she stared up at him and he stared right back at her. Then, in one swift motion, Thera had locked lips with Noam. Noam's eyes widened and he was only able to kiss back for about five seconds when she let go.
"S-Sorry..." Was all Thera could say before she ran off.
Noam's face was beet red when he walked over to Lilly. One look at his face and Lilly laughed and slapped him on the back.
"Nice work genius."
2) Thera screamed as they fell from the air, but Noam was prepared for this. Quickly, he grabbed Thera, tucked her under his arm and pulled the cord to his parachute.
Thera stopped screaming and stayed close to Noam as they fell down gently to the ground. Noam was the only person she could trust to save her in these situations. He was her anchor, but she was his angel and he couldn't let her get hurt.
As soon as they touched ground, the parachute fell over them and they stru
.:Entrevista a Kevin:..:Entrevista a Kevin:.3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
1.- ¿De qué género eres?
2.- ¿Cuál es tu edad?
- 12 (Seee Selen también pero no quería dejar crecer a mi Bebita ;~; )
3.- ¿Quieres un abrazo?
- Am No gracias
4.- ¿Tienes malos hábitos?
- Pues soy algo serio y no sonrio mucho ¿eso es un mal habito?._.
5.- ¿Cuál es tu comida favorita?
- Pan con Nutella *¬*
6.- ¿Cuál es tu sabor de helado favorito?
7.- ¿Eres virgen?
50 Words of DATRSummary: An Invader Zim one-shot. Fifty short prompts for the romance between a cunning female alien trying to conquer the Earth and the young boy-hero determined to save it.50 Words of DATR5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
At first Tak couldn't understand why Zim had chosen to actually give up Invading and settle for a quiet little exile on Earth. The more she was around Dib, though, the more she wondered if that little defective may have had the right idea for once.
He knew it wasn't healthy, he knew she must be working some kind of an angle, but her human disguise was so pretty, she actually listened when he talked I mean, spending more time with Tak couldn't really hurt, could it?
"Hey! I have evil plans that need foiling, quit hogging him!" Zim screamed, dragging Dib away from yet another evening spent at Tak'
Death Battle - Aquaman vs. Spongebob SquarepantsDeath Battle - Aquaman vs. Spongebob Squarepants1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Johnny Zealous: "Well, we've counted the votes, reviewed the stats and our fighters are ready to get going. This may be, perhaps, our most anticipated Battle since the Decepticons vs. the Daleks, so anything could happen. Who will win this Death Battle?-"
Lucas Zaboot: "Aquaman. No ands, buts or ifs."
Johnny Zealous: "Are- are you dressed up in an Aquaman costume?"
Lucas Zaboot: "Aquaman for the win."
Johnny Zealous: "sigh* right, well, as they say, let's get it on!"
Stadium of Posiedon, Atlantis
A muscular lobster was flung to the ground as the crowd erupted in cheers and applause for the man standing over this lobster.
"AQUAMAN! AQUAMAN! AQUAMAN! AQUAMAN!" The crowd cheered as the King of Atlantis waved to his subjects in the stands before offering his hand to the lobster and helping him back on his feet.
"You are a fine fighter, Larry. Consider this loss a victory for yourself." Aquaman said assuringly to the defeated lobster.
"You are most kind, your highness. It has bee
PnF: ATSD - Deleted SceneAfter they went through the dimensional portal, the resistance celebrated their victory of defeating the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2 and freeing their home, the alternate Tri-State Area. They had a party throughout the entire night with fireworks blazing in the sky, music playing, and citizens dancing happy and free from the dictator's tyranny. As everyone celebrated, Phineas-2 was sitting and watching the stars alone quietly but enjoying the celebration like everyone else while Ferb was playing the classic guitar he learned from Phineas and Ferb.PnF: ATSD - Deleted Scene4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Just then, Isabella-2 came forward with a smile on her face as she sat right next to Phineas-2.
"Hey Phineas, what'cha doin'?" Isabella-2 asked.
"Just doing some thinking." Phineas-2 answered, "Now that Doofenshmirtz is arrested and we have Summer again, I've been thinking that Ferb and I could probably make big ideas for rest of the days until school starts again."
The two quietly watched the stars together. Neither of them spoken a single word
Christmas Joke Battle: The Hulk Vs The GrinchChristmas Joke Battle: The Hulk Vs The Grinch7 months ago in Comedy More Like This
-Death Battle Lounge-
(A homey little set-up with decorations on the walls, pictures of past fighters posing with past and current hosts line the walls as green wreaths line around them. Sitting in two easy chairs next to a soothing and lively fire are hosts Johnny Zealous, wearing a red and green vest with a festive dark red casual jacket and a cup of hot chocolate with a Starbucks logo on the cup. In the other chair is Lucas Zaboot, who is wearing a gross Christmas sweater that says “Happy Go F*ck Yourself” stitched in, a Santa hat and an entire carton of eggnog in his hand)
Johnny Zealous: “Greetings and salutations readers and passerbys. I’m Johnny Zealous, the Internet’s greatest salesman.”
Lucas Zaboot: “An’ I’m Lucas Zaboot, New Jersey’s own Green-Eyed Jersey Devil.”
Johnny Zealous: “Are you trying to make that your catchphrase?”
Lucas Zaboot: “Why? You wanna find out why I got th' name?”
BTC - Man of SteelBTC - Man of Steel2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Released in 2013 under the direction of Zach Snyder ("300," "Watchmen," "Sucker Punch") on a budget of $225 million with distribution through Warner Bros.; "Man of Steel" is the 6th theatrical film adaptation (I'm not counting "Supergirl") based off of the 1938 release of Action Comics #1, Superman has since his first publication become a cultural American icon for his tagline of "fighting for truth, justice and the American Way." The first feature film to star this comic book hero was the 1978 Richard Donner film, "Superman: The Movie." By today, it's considerably dated, but it still remains a ground-breaking spark in cinema for these of special effects to create the illusion of Superman flying and grabbing things with his strength as well as kick-starting interest of the Superhero film genre. But the 80's wasn't very kind to Superman, giving forth to some rather lousy movies and only continuing on from then, giving some embarrassingly bad Superman video ga
The great invasionChapter 2, Springfield periphery:The great invasion9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
End of 5th to 6th of July.
It was completely night.
The sky was dark now, the power plant was destroyed, and the city was completely immersed in the dark, many stars were shining in a humid and black sky, even the Milky Way was visible.
There was a conjunction between Jupiter and Mars, which were about to set.
The group was moving up to the Springfield outskirts, more precisely up to Mount Springfield.
The letters of the Springfield name were still untouched, creating a big contrast between them and the whole city, which was only a cluster of ruins.
Lisa looked at her phosphorescent watch, it was almost midnight.
After a moment she communicated to the group:-I think it's better if we stop here for the night, but it's only a discussible opinion of mine, so I'd propose this: when someone has something to say for the group, we'll vote.
For now I've a proposition: we are going to stay here for the night.
Who agrees with me can lift up his/her hand, plus if
Sonic x Lancelot Cap 4Recordemos un poco: Sonic beso a shadow y vicebersa, decidieron hablarlo al dia siguienteSonic x Lancelot Cap 43 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
------------- Cap 4 ¿Hablamos? ------------------
Los rayos del sol entraban dentro de la habitacion del rey, este por su parte, cerraba los ojos con fuerza al sentir la luz en sus ojos.
Estiro sus brazos todo lo que pudo, moviendo los pies, haciendo que las sabanas enseñaran su cuerpo azulado por la mañana. Se llevo la mano a la boca bostezando, miro perezoso por la ventana, supuso que serian las.. 11 o las 10. Con toda la fuerza mañanera que tenia se levanto de la cama para darse un buen baño para estar bien limpito.
Se relajo en la bañera bien calentita, estirando sus brazos por los bordes de la bañera, cerro los ojos y suspiro... los abrio dejandolos medio cerrados y penso en el beso que tuvo con lancelot.Sus mofletes se sonrojaron a color carmesi ya que Sonic normalmente no se hubiera lanzado así a Shadow en su mundo..pero lancelot era distinto a el..ma
Top 10 Worst Captain Planet EpisodesTop 10 Worst Captain Planet Episodes10 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
During the few weeks I was without a computer, Death Battle writer Terraraptor asked me to write a bio for one of his upcoming Death Battle fights (check out his Battles with this link here: http://terraraptor.deviantart.com/gallery/48820192/Death-Battle ) of Captain Planet and The Magic School Bus.
Never one to disappoint (not intentionally at least), I watched numerous episodes of Captain Planet on my cell phone and wrote down his note-worthy powers, weaknesses and had my Death Battle Hosts riff on the show itself.
But I was having them keep in character for that, I'm going to say this as myself without having to re-word it to fit a certain character:
CAPTAIN PLANET SUCKS.
Honestly, this show has not aged very well.
Even for the time, it was a show whose issues were more suited to the 1980's, a time period when a lot of what the show preaches against were issues that were making the news during that time period. The 90's made an effort to try and cut back, but if you look at
Lila and Brainy EssayLila and Brainy Essay5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Disclaimer- The Characters presented here are Nickelodeon and Craig Bartlett's property.
Lila and Brainy why would they be a couple?
Hello, everyone; well, for starters, I must clear out this isn't exactly a fan fic, but an essay of why I think and wish for Brainy and Lila to become an item.
For starters, we must check out all the data about them both so for later analysis and relation; let's see Lila's first.
She first appeared in the series' second season, on 'Miss Perfect' episode. We could see her as a country girl that just moved to the city, and quickly making all her female classmates jealous of her getting all the boys' attention, so they decide to give her a lesson via a very harsh prank, that ends not just with Lila covered by a disgusting substance but also making her extremely sad to the point of tears. Later, when Helga and the other girls realize how hard Lila and her father's situation really is, they all feel
Top Ten Myths About The AmazonsTop ten myths about the Amazons.Top Ten Myths About The Amazons2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
1) Amazons are purely a myth.
This is purely a false statement. Evidence from the ancient world provides documents of a matriarchal society in Asia Minor run by a queen. This society was the location of Amazonia, the ancient kingdom of the Amazons. There are records suggesting that this civilization run by women was a powerful force in the ancient world. Babylonian, Greek, Roman, and even Egyptian texts suggest that many countries including Troy were allies and enemies with Amazonia. There is also historical evidence that these women came from the north from the land that is now Russia. Even Alexander the Great is recorded meeting with an Amazon Queen during his trips through Asia Minor.
2) The Amazons hated men.
This statement is also a false myth stated in Greek culture more than Greek text. In the ancient world, women in power were viewed as evil or dangerous. Greece was a society ruled by males. A culture with a woman in power wou
Lightning's Battle SheetLightning's Battle Sheet3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Origin: Tales of Swift
Classification: Warrior/Bully Princess (in school)
Abilities and Skills: Super strength, super speed, durability, agility, senses, high evasion, lightning manipulation, acrobatics, paralyze her opponents, skilled swordswoman
Weaknesses: Being outsmarted by Swift, rubber objects (her lightning powers are ineffective against them)
Destructive Capacity: Large City level+ (Her ultimate move Thor's Indignation can create a powerful thunderstorm to destroy)
Range: Average Human Melee
Speed: Massively hypersonic+ (her speed is tied with Swift's)
Combat Speed: Can strike like Swift's Combat Speed up to 300 strikes per second
Durability: Large building level+
Stamina: Can sometimes never wear herself out of lightning attacks|Long enough to continue striking|Probably endless.
M. S. F. : Chapter 5 : A Lifetime of LoveM. S. F. : Chapter 5 : A Lifetime of Love3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"How did you get that?" I asked, pointing to the piece of paper with my song on it.
"It was on the ground. I guess you dropped it." He stood as he spoke.
He opened the page and read a piece of it. "When I look in your eyes, I feel like I can touch the sky... When I think of you, I know you don't have a clue..." His eyes searched mine. "This is how I feel," he read. "Every day and night... Wishing you were mine..."
Suddenly I had a realisation. This wasn't the song I'd thought it was - the one that had gotten me here in the first place. It was a poem... which I had only put... in my diary...
"Stop!" I cried, reaching out for the paper. How had I not realised that the rose petals were on that paper? It was the only poem I'd written that I'd actually liked, so I'd put three rose petals on it.
Anthony stepped back, and in doing so, lose his balance, falling off the dock. The paper fluttered down with him, dissolving into the water.
"My... poem!" I whispered.
Anthony bobbed in the wat
Adventure Time: Race Against the Clock - Part 3Adventure Time: Race Against the Clock - Part 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As they rush toward the castle, Finn and Jake burst through the entry doors, securing the area. The hallways are dark with only the shadowy radiance of green-lit torches lighting the way. Finn makes his way toward the throne room as the others go in search of the dungeon. Finn has his blade held with both hands to one side as he carefully enters the archway to the throne room. The throne room is even darker than the main hallways, with fewer torches lighting the way. At the end of the archway is a long, blood-red carpet leading to the stairs of The Lich's throne. Along the walls and arches are matching drapes, along with shields, swords, and other weapons on display.
As Finn makes his way toward the center of the room, he begins to hear the sound of sinister echoing; it is the voice of The Lich himself. Finn becomes more and more agile as he proceeds to get closer and closer to the throne. The Lich's words become more comprehensible as well. He speaks to Finn how he's come so far to wi
The Rugrats All Grown Up: Chuckie and Lil (part 2)"Uh, yeah you're certainly right, this is a big issue!" Angelica agreed with her.The Rugrats All Grown Up: Chuckie and Lil (part 2)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She and Suzie had come over the next day as they had heard through Kimi what had happened and wanted to help Lil out.
"I mean seriously, if you don't even know where you're going, how are we going to help you find the perfect outfit?" Angelica asked as she looked through Lil's closet.
Suzie rolled her eyes.
"Angelica, I don't think the outfit really matters compared to what they're going to do" she told her.
Angelica stuck her head back out of the closet.
"I beg to differ" she rebutted.
"I mean, have you seen her wardrobe?" she asked from inside the closet.
She took something off the hanger and revealed a kimono with a flowery pattern upon a clothes-hanger.
"Seriously Lil, why did you keep this?" she asked the tom-boy "when would you ever need it?"
"That's the kimono Chuckie and Kimi made for me for the Japanese festival, like they did for all of us."
She pointed up at a picture on her wall an
Rushing for You, Love.Rushing for You, Love.3 years ago in Romance More Like This
One night at 8: 35 P.M., Paul had to rush to the train station to pick up his girlfriend named Famelah.
Paul: Oh! Look at the time, it's already 8:35 P.M. I have to go to the train station to pick up my girl so I must not be late.
While Paul was on the way, riding his bicycle, he suddenly saw his friend named George.
George: Hey, Paul! Why are you in a rush? Where are you going?
Paul: I'm late. I supposed to pick up my girlfriend at 8 P.M. That's why I'm in a rush.
The road was very challenging for him because he had to pass through a steep road, a traffic and a downhill.
Paul: Oh my Gosh! The traffic makes me so late!
Then when he arrived at the train station, he parked his bicycle in the parking lot at 9 P.M. He was very tired and he was running towards Track 5. When suddenly...
Old Woman: Ohh... Watch out, man!
Paul: I'm so sorry Ma'am... I didn't mean it. I'm just in a hurry!
And when he arrived at Track 5, he was relieved as he saw the schedule, which w
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
Cult Corner Review - The Starving GamesCult Corner Review - The Starving Games1 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Welcome to Cult Corner, the co- oh fuck it, I'm not gonna bother with an intro…
How is this even on Netflix? Why is it even on Netflix? Is it because it's available through all other rental sources and you just needed to convince people to join on your services? Cause that's worth your money right?
Why am I even wasting my time with this garbage? I'll tell you why, it's because Dim432 did not do this movie justice.
Oh go ahead and read his review, I'll put a link down below even, but know that if you are going to read it, expect a review that is practically a rip-off of the Nostalgia Critic's "The Last Airbender" review only without any actual humor or actual analysis to go with it.
And that is the real reason why I'm doing this review, to basically cover his ass and do what he SHOULD have been doing which was analyzing the movie rather than focusing on trying to emulate a Nostalgia Critic episode. This "Review" more than other he built up as being "the biggest thing" and
Trimmy-MarriedWelcome to the Tang-Turner Nuptials at the Dimmsdale Chapel. Everybody is invited:Trimmy-Married5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mr. and Mrs. Turner
Mr. and Mrs. Tang
Maids of Honor:
...and all of the fairies disguised as humans
And it begins...
The priest has been spoken:
"We are here in this wonderful harmony of Timmy Turner and Trixie Tang... Timmy, will you accept Trixie to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
*sweat came out*
"...And you Trixie Tang, will you accept Timmy to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Si, Padre. Me encanta Timmy hasta el final del tiempo. (I really love Timmy until the end of time.)"
The priest was surprised. "What did she say?"
"Trixie actually speak Spanish, Father."
"You are now the new Mr. and Mrs. Turner. Timmy, You may now kiss the bride."
Everybody clapped and they congratulated the newly-wed couple. The fairies also hugged them. Best wishes.