Death Battle - Aquaman vs. Spongebob SquarepantsDeath Battle - Aquaman vs. Spongebob Squarepants7 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Johnny Zealous: "Well, we've counted the votes, reviewed the stats and our fighters are ready to get going. This may be, perhaps, our most anticipated Battle since the Decepticons vs. the Daleks, so anything could happen. Who will win this Death Battle?-"
Lucas Zaboot: "Aquaman. No ands, buts or ifs."
Johnny Zealous: "Are- are you dressed up in an Aquaman costume?"
Lucas Zaboot: "Aquaman for the win."
Johnny Zealous: "sigh* right, well, as they say, let's get it on!"
Stadium of Posiedon, Atlantis
A muscular lobster was flung to the ground as the crowd erupted in cheers and applause for the man standing over this lobster.
"AQUAMAN! AQUAMAN! AQUAMAN! AQUAMAN!" The crowd cheered as the King of Atlantis waved to his subjects in the stands before offering his hand to the lobster and helping him back on his feet.
"You are a fine fighter, Larry. Consider this loss a victory for yourself." Aquaman said assuringly to the defeated lobster.
"You are most kind, your highness. It has bee
Christmas Joke Battle: The Hulk Vs The GrinchChristmas Joke Battle: The Hulk Vs The Grinch1 week ago in Comedy More Like This
-Death Battle Lounge-
(A homey little set-up with decorations on the walls, pictures of past fighters posing with past and current hosts line the walls as green wreaths line around them. Sitting in two easy chairs next to a soothing and lively fire are hosts Johnny Zealous, wearing a red and green vest with a festive dark red casual jacket and a cup of hot chocolate with a Starbucks logo on the cup. In the other chair is Lucas Zaboot, who is wearing a gross Christmas sweater that says “Happy Go F*ck Yourself” stitched in, a Santa hat and an entire carton of eggnog in his hand)
Johnny Zealous: “Greetings and salutations readers and passerbys. I’m Johnny Zealous, the Internet’s greatest salesman.”
Lucas Zaboot: “An’ I’m Lucas Zaboot, New Jersey’s own Green-Eyed Jersey Devil.”
Johnny Zealous: “Are you trying to make that your catchphrase?”
Lucas Zaboot: “Why? You wanna find out why I got th' name?”
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
The Darkness of...? Act 7The Darkness of...? Act 73 years ago in Comedy More Like This
The Darkness of ??? ??????? ?? ????? Act 7
Wolfbane the Hedgehog (ProSonicIncorporated)
Act 7- Part 1- You are Cloak&Dagger (Steven)
You are with Espio, you have yet to find out what exactly you are going to do on this mission assigned to you by General Rose. The two of you enter Drifters cabin. He appears to be a tall fox wearing a cloak and cowl, he has a keyblade sitting in a sheath at his side.
Drifter:So I hear General Rose has a mission for us.
Espio:Indeed. We need to find the Dreamer.
Drifter: The Dreamer!!? Are you serious? The Dreamer has been gone for decades.
Cloak&Dagger (You): Who is the Dreamer?
Espio: The Dreamer of Chaos. The Dreamer sleeps and dreams of the future based on the current status of everybody and everything. The Dreamer only wakes up when the future is in grave danger. The Dreamer has been gone for so long that even though we know where he/she is, nobody even remembers what gender he/she is. We must find the Dreamer and bring he/she her
A Mother's Love.Stumbling over her own bare feet in the grass, little blades sticking to her from the wet sprinkler water she played in, the little girl shouts her hero's name pleadingly, tears streaming down her face and her breath coming in short gasping sobs. "Mommy!"A Mother's Love.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The front door creaks open, and in a flash a tall, gentle figure lowers herself to her knees and allows the child to run into her open arms. She collapses in her embrace and weeps, lifting her bright blue eyes to look into her saviors similar ones, and whimpers out a few words about her knee.
Looking down, a slight cut shows, welling up with blood like her eyes with tears. The older figure squeezes the younger, kissing her forehead and lifting her up, although she is not fit, to carry her inside and fix her blubbering patient.
All the way they venture together into the shiny white bathroom, where placed on the toilet seat, the child watching through blurred vision as her mother seeks out a rag and a box of band-aids, hummin
PIANO DE ENSUENO cap.2PIANO DE ENSUENO cap.23 years ago in Drama More Like This
CAPITULO 2: "situación inesperada"
Estábamos muy cerca.
A medida que avanzaba los balbuceos comenzaron a ser más claros transformándose en elogios, peticiones y preguntas:
― ¿tienes novia?
― ¡qué guapo! ― gritó una chica
― ¿quieres salir conmigo? ― pedía otra.
¡Eh! ¡Que yo lo vi primero! reclamé haciendo puchero.
Rachel y Amber al ver mi frustración, probaron ayudarme. Me descolocó que Rachel se ofreciera, esto significaba que tampoco tenía interés en mi chico. Abrieron paso empujando a cinco o seis chicas que me fulminaron con la mirada, luego me empujaron hacia adentro para que yo siguiera por mi cuenta. Ambas me desearon suerte y me guiñaron el ojo. Les dedique una mirada llena de amor y agradecimiento y me adentre en la multitud de hormonas revolucionadas.
Tranquila, Helen, tranquila eres una más del montón, me dije tomand