A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Top Ten Myths About The AmazonsTop ten myths about the Amazons.Top Ten Myths About The Amazons1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
1) Amazons are purely a myth.
This is purely a false statement. Evidence from the ancient world provides documents of a matriarchal society in Asia Minor run by a queen. This society was the location of Amazonia, the ancient kingdom of the Amazons. There are records suggesting that this civilization run by women was a powerful force in the ancient world. Babylonian, Greek, Roman, and even Egyptian texts suggest that many countries including Troy were allies and enemies with Amazonia. There is also historical evidence that these women came from the north from the land that is now Russia. Even Alexander the Great is recorded meeting with an Amazon Queen during his trips through Asia Minor.
2) The Amazons hated men.
This statement is also a false myth stated in Greek culture more than Greek text. In the ancient world, women in power were viewed as evil or dangerous. Greece was a society ruled by males. A culture with a woman in power wou
.:Entrevista a Kevin:..:Entrevista a Kevin:.2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
1.- ¿De qué género eres?
2.- ¿Cuál es tu edad?
- 12 (Seee Selen también pero no quería dejar crecer a mi Bebita ;~; )
3.- ¿Quieres un abrazo?
- Am No gracias
4.- ¿Tienes malos hábitos?
- Pues soy algo serio y no sonrio mucho ¿eso es un mal habito?._.
5.- ¿Cuál es tu comida favorita?
- Pan con Nutella *¬*
6.- ¿Cuál es tu sabor de helado favorito?
7.- ¿Eres virgen?
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
capitulo 1 pagina 8 Let you heart feelcapitulo 1 pagina 8 Let you heart feel3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Aun adolorida, pero furiosa la chica se levanto y regresando el golpe a la otra chica, entonces comenzaron a jalarse del cabello en el piso, una multitud comenzó a formarse alrededor del par de chicas que en el momento estaban tiradas en el piso peleándose, apoyando a Marion la mayoría, pues a casi todos les caí mal Berenice. Thomas y Marie escucharon el escándalo que hacían el par de chicas, así que Thomas fue a interferir.
Thomas sostuvo a Marion de los brazos y Mateo agarro a Berenice de la cintura.
-Dejen de pelearse.-Thomas
-Quítame las manos de en sima, para poner a esa arpía en su lugar.-Berenice
-Sabes que, ni siquiera sé cómo te llamas, porque me molestas, además la que pondrá en lugar a alguien soy yo a ti, No sabes con quien te metes.-Marion
Se tranquilizaron un momento, así que Thomas decidió dejar libre a Marion y Mateo hiso igual con Be
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
Loneliness and depressionI am alone...Loneliness and depression2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
No one talks me...
I feel sick for loneliness...
It is killing me inside...
I don't know what to do...
I am annoying, but I don't know why!
People hate me for that!
I AM DEAD!!!!!!
I am all the time sad
Sadness is like death
I am jealous too...
I am a shame!
I hate myself!
My sins are killing me...
I AM INSIDE A A PIT OF AGONY AND PAIN!!!!
No one can help me... I AN CONDEMNED TO PAY FOR ALL THE ETERNITY!!!!!!
I am sad, but I cannot cry
I am alone in the dark
There's no light
There are no angels
I AM GOING INSANE!!!!
Pacoot (Species Reference)Pacoot (Species Reference)3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Pacoot (P-ah-coo-t)
Females: Between 1' to 1' 6"
Males: Between 1' 5" to 2' 2"
(Not including tail, tail will be between 5" to 1' in length)
Females: Normally around 2' to 3' (2' 5" to 4' with tail)
Males: Normally around 5' (5' 5" to 6' with tail)
Females: Between 12 to 18lbs
Males: Between 20 to 37lbs
Females: Around 30 years
Males: Around 27 years
The species is mainly carnivore but can be trained into being an omnivore under domestication or if the habitat they live in requires. Their diet consists of smaller prey with animals relating to mice, voles, bats, snakes, fish, etc. Basically anything smaller then themselves they'll attempt to eat. For other foods they'll eat things like small fruits, flowers, and different types of grains. (They tend to stay away from vegetables for an unknown reason)
(A work in prog
Cleo Rosenfeld Character ProfileName: Cleo 希望 RosenfeldCleo Rosenfeld Character Profile3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ht: 5' 3” - 1.65m
Wt: 126 lbs. - 57.15 kg - Build: Athletic
Place Of Birth: New York City USA
DOB: January 26th 1990
Civilian/Prewar Occupations: Courier
US Army: Prison Draft
Rank: E-2 Private
Recon: Long Range, Forward Observer, and CQB Qualified
An enigma as intricate as her tattoos, as silent as a whisper, and as forceful as a tsunami. A women of two worlds, born in New York City, her parents refugees from the Republic of China. While her parents tried to give her every opportunity for the future, her Grandfather being a grizzled veteran of his homeland schooled her in the heritage that coursed through her veins. Her world changed when caught following the the family pariah, enlisting was her opportunity to escape the boundaries of a jail cell, a way to atone for following the wrong direction, as she would say: “It is all part of my path.”
capitulo2 pagina 1 let you heart feelcapitulo2 pagina 1 let you heart feel3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
-Thomy, la pelicula estubo hermossa
-Oiie thomy que me querias decir? en la escuela?
-Es dificil decirr, pero mejorr te lo demuestro.-Dicho esto thomas tomo delicadamente la barbilla de marie dandole un tierno beso, sin embargo la pelirojaaa se seeparo de inmediato de su medio primo, dandole una bofetada.
Y thomas solo agacho la mirada y pronuncio lo siguiente:
-Marie, de verdad lo siento, yoo....-thomas
Marie se detiene despues de dar un par de pasoss, lo mira de reojo.
-Lo siento Thomas.-Marie, dihco esto sigue avansando retirandose del cine e igual de la plaza.
Thomas se sento e
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party member from KO, with 25% of
Daniel Y Ary-Nunca Estaras Sola AmigaDaniel Y Ary-Nunca Estaras Sola Amiga3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Era una fría noche en la gran ciudad de Nueva York, hace ya 5 años atrás, donde en un condominio, lleno de familias con niños pequeños, vivía Daniel Brown, un joven chico de apenas 4 años. El estaba durmiendo cálidamente en su cama, cuando una luz roja que venía de la calle inundo la pieza del chico. Unos fuertes ruidos de motores lo despertaron. El, un poco temeroso, se levanto de la cama, y de puntillas fue a su ventana que daba vista a la calle, y se sorprendió al notar que las luces venían de una linterna sobre unos enormes autos de policía, los cuales eran mucho más grandes de los que tenía el en su baúl de juguetes. Entonces, aparecieron más autos aun. Uno, dos, tres autos mas llegaron acompañando a la primera patrulla. Todas se detuvieron frente a la casa de la amiga de Daniel, Ary. Tenía la misma edad que el chico, y se conocían desde los 2 años, ya que se veían en el parque
Universe Travelers (APH Fanfic) ch. #12Pisicco and Feliciano kept on looking at each other for a while. Feliciano could tell that Pisicco was wanting to know about him. He finally stopped looking at Pisicco when Romano started to talk.Universe Travelers (APH Fanfic) ch. #122 years ago in Settings More Like This
"So sis," Romano said turning to his sister. "When's your next mask carnival?" he asked. "I think in a few months." Feliciana answered. Romano sat back on the fireplace and folded his arms. "I'll let Tonia come if that strange boy doesn't show up." he sighed. "Last time they got into to much trouble." he went on.
"My boss tries to keep him on that island." she snapped. "And plus, it's not his fault that he went nuts." she sighed. "Ever since that horrible night back in the '20s he's been like that." she went on.
Romano sighed. "Sis he's always been like that." he noted. "The three times that island has been used for the peste bubbonica, and the fourth, a mental hospital." he added. "He's always been a danger to our nation, and at that our family." he continued, getting up and taking her hand.
Sweet RainThe smell of sweet flowers and dew drops hung in the air along with a slight mist. The mist soon turned to fog and the sweet smell turned to the musky smell of rain. The ground was covered in a soft layer of vivid green grass, almost unnaturally so. Amongst that grass lay a patchwork quilt with tattered edges and little bells hanging from the corners.Sweet Rain3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Like a curtain her obsidian hair covered her feminine curves only to stop right at her most precious jewel. Ivory skin was softly lit by the fading sun as she shifted on the old quilt. She moaned softly, the sound of an angel. No longer able to deny reality her deep blue eyes flickered open. Caught in that brief moment of confusion she leaped quickly up only to sigh in relief as she took in the clearing.
Bushes of overgrowth from the surrounding forest curved around her until a brief break where a golden field lay for as far as she could see. A path to the left could be seen and soon she was running toward it. Her feet danced
Simpsons Fantasy Victory QuotesVICTORY QUOTESSimpsons Fantasy Victory Quotes1 year ago in Settings More Like This
Homer Simpson: That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
Marge Simpson: I won? I'm sorry.
Bart Simpson: Victory, thy name is Bart!
Lisa Simpson: I won! I won! I won!
Maggie Simpson: How do you like them apples!
Lucy Simpson: I follow the path I must!
Herb Powell: They forgot their roots.
Mark Stevens: Woah, what a rush!
Juliet Hobbes: Victory is so sweet.
Milhouse Van Houten: Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Nelson Muntz: Haw! Haw! You're dead
Moe Szyslak: Cut like a box, along the flaps!
Barney Gumble: Come back floating monkey!
Lenny Leonard: You did alright.
Carl Carlson: How do you like that?
Firion: You let your guard down.
Cecil Harvey: I knew I would triumph!
Kain Highwind: Rest where you lie.
Bartz Klauser: The winds of victory are blowing my way!
Galuf Halm Baldesion: Just as I expected...
Terra Branford: Thank Goodness
Locke Cole: You aint got nothing on me!
Edgar Roni Figaro: I will not stop...
Sabin Rene Figaro: Hehe, that was easy!
Without youWhat the council did to my parents was unacceptable. Revenge was neccesary. And if I wanted to revenge my parent's death, I needed an army. I needed a mare who would accept to help me.Without you3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
It toke me over 200 years to find that mare. Jade. I loved the enrgy she had. She was a very responsible girl. Always willing to help me. I wasn't scared of her, but she was, wich increased my chances of succesfully creating an army and taking over the council. It didn't suprise me as I'm a strong red mane moon horse. I remember those days as if they were yesterday.
"Hey Jade, why don't we walk a bit?"
"Oh Quinn I'd love too!"
She wasn't doubting of anything. Such a stupid mare. Was a red mane moon horse seen deeply and really loving another horse? Maybe if the other one also had a red mane but red mane and green mane moon horse? Never seen that before.
"Jade, can I ask you a favor?"
"Sure! I'd do anything for you and you know that!" she leaned over me.
"Help me create an army against the Council."
Alice Hayes: Character BioBASIC INFORMATIONAlice Hayes: Character Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Full name: Alice B. Hayes
Nickname(s) or Alias: Alice
Species: Species unknown
Age: 376 years old
Birthday: October 2, 1636
Sexuality: Bisexual (Prefers men)
City or town of birth: Chicago, Illinois (Wasn't a state until the 1800's)
Currently lives: Carson City, Nevada
Languages spoken: English, French
Native language: French
Relationship Status: Single
Height: 5ft 2in (160.02cm)
Figure/build: Hourglass shaped, petite, average breast size (to be specific probably a C)
Hair color: Strawberry blonde
Hairstyle: Straight, hair goes down to an inch or so below her shoulders, long bangs that hang over her left eye
Eye color: Light blue
Skin/fur/etc color: Pale, gets sunburned easily and prefers staying inside
Bottom Five: Red KamioFULL NAME: Red Kagjoson KamioBottom Five: Red Kamio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
MEANING: "Red" refers to that he was born at sunset, "Kagjoson" means that he's the son of Kagjo Kamio.
RESIDENCE: Portwood, Western
BOTTOM FIVE STATUS: Rebel leader, #1 in first quater of 12th grade
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating Lilinth, maybe likes Yell
ALLIES: Anyone in the revolution in Portwood, the WebSite, Lilianth
[Bullet; Black]HAIR COLOR: Bright orange.
[Bullet; Black]HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: Lage and spiked, very shiny, like fire.
[Bullet; Black]EYES COLOR: Black, turns bluish in the sunlight.
[Bullet; Black]HEIGHT: 5'9"
[Bullet; Black]ABNORMALITIES: None.
[Bullet; Black]DISTINGUISHING MARKS: A star-shaped scar on his wrist, given by the government to show that he is in the Bottom Five.
Can't find a title for such a stupiditySo, I was on Imessages with my IPad and someone created a group conversation. Here is what happenedCan't find a title for such a stupidity3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Blah blah blah
Nina: But with what can you talk to a fictional character?
Me: I don't see what's funny.
Nina: And im just laghing because you said "dreams"
Me: What the hell is wrong with saying the word dream? Am I aloud t have some?
Nina: Am I not aloud to laugh?
Me: You can but you were laughing for the most stupid reason of all aka NOTHING. By the way, you didn't answer my question. Is "dream" a word we can say without having stupid people laughing at you? Are dreams no longer of our age? Are we no longer allowed to say what we want? Come on seriously.
Kiana: But everyone has dreams
Me: Well apparently not Nina
Nina: Um yes I do and I laugh if I want and just so u no I never said you couldn’t have dreams and im not stupid
Me: (note the irony in this) HAHAHAHAHH LOL I'M LUGHING FOR NO REASON HAHAHAHAHAhAHHAH