Discorded Applejack, the LiarDiscorded Applejack, the Liar4 years ago in Drama More Like This
POVs Of Discorded De-Harmonized Ponies
"The Truth Can Be Deceiving" Applejack
Ah didn't ever lied before. Ain't now. Ain't ever!
Okay, so Ah reckon' Ah was sometimes dead wrong 'bout some things. Maybe Ah couldn't buck the entire orchard by myself. Maybe helpin' with ah tricky stunt, bakin', and herdin' bunnies what ain't the bright when Ah was half-asleep.
So Ah didn't tell Pinkie Pie 'bout her surprise birthday. But Ah didn't tell her nothin' that ain't true!
Okay . . . maybe . . . maybe Ah did kinda sorta hog the bed from Rarity that one here time an' said Ah was asleep when Ah really wasn't. But . . . but come on! It ain't a lie if ya ain't really tryin' to trick'em right?
Elements of Harmony Stolen. Into The Maze. Separated from the others. Grove of Truth.
Ah see us all. Sayin' we're done with each other. Goin' back ta before when Twili' first showed up in Ponyville.
Ah don't know what we'll say ta each other. But Ah know it ain't right. If this here is where honesty leads . . . b
MLP:FiM fanfic: Zodiac Ch.XIV Dreams of GenerosityMLP:FiM fanfic: Zodiac Ch.XIV Dreams of Generosity3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dawn of the 2nd Day; 48 Hours Remain
The Elliptic 4:00 AM Sunday
Hamal and Al Rescha are looking over their white sphere. they were sitting on a sofa with the ram's legs on a nearby table.
Hamal: So we have the spheres of Loyalty, Kindness, Honesty, Laughter, and now Generosity. All we need now id the sphere of Magic correct?
Al Rescha: Well yeah. We also have the chains of Antenora, Ptolomea, and Caina. once we get that unicorn; The chain of Judecca will form.
Hamal: Alright so I'll be the first to use this th--
Spica just walked inside the room, she saw Hamal's legs on the table. She took out her hammer.
Spica (angry): Hamal why is your legs on the table.
Hamal stood up and accidentally knocked over a nearby drawer, clothes were falling out.
Spica: I just organized these clothes!!!
The small Fey stated chasing the Ram. he left the sphere on Al Rescha's
Discorded Rainbow Dash ChoicesDiscorded Rainbow Dash Choices4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Loyalties Lead To Betrayal"
Loyalty? Yeah. That's me! Rainbow Dash! The one and only! Best flyer around and the most loyal pony you can find! What? AJ says she's the most dependable of ponies? Well! I'll just have to show her how it's done! I have a reputation to keep after all. Who do you THINK would be Loyalty besides yours truly?
Fluttershy with her animals? Sorry, she's sweet and everything and you can't find a nicer pony but she folds like a deck of cards if you push her just right.
Pinkie Pie? Sure she's -fun- you can give her that. But . . . I kinda know from personal experience that she kinda can jump to the wrong conclusions about her friends.
Rarity? No. Sorry. No.
Twilight Sparkle? Okay, I guess she is kinda lovingly devoted to the Princess the way a filly is to her mother. But like any filly and her mama she's willing to bend what her 'mother' wants if Twilight thinks she knows best.
Back to AJ huh? Look. I'll admit she's hard working: it nearl
Cakesitting with RarityOver at Sugarcube Corner much hustling and bustling had occurred throughout the past week. What with orders piling up and having to look after Pumpkin and Pound cake, Mr. and Mrs. Cake had their hooves quite full. Even Pinkie Pie had a rough juggling between being the Cake’s assistant and her own bubbly-energetic self. But it was finally all coming to a close. The entree to the Manehattan Annual Bakeoff, Princess Celestia’s personal order, and Pound and Pumpkin’s birthday cakes, were all completed at last. All that was left was the contest registration at Manehattan. Busy as the Cakes were, they hadn’t the time to do it sooner. Now packed up and at the train station, they waited on Pinkie, who had asked Rarity to look after the shop, as well as the cakes, while they were away.Cakesitting with Rarity2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“So you sure you’re okay with this Rarity? I know how busy you can be yourself. Maybe I should ask Twilight, or Applejack, or Fluttershy, or even all three of them. The
Discord Babysitting: Rainbow DashDiscord Babysitting: Rainbow Dash3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Scootaloo munches away on her slice of apple pie like a wild pig, sighing contently when there was nothing left on her plate. She rubs her stomach and says, "Mister Discord, I have to admit, you're an amazing cook. That apple pie was delicious!"
Discord smirks and says, "Then can we assume you're delicious? Considering now you're covered in it." Scootaloo blushes and looks over herself, covered in patches of pie filling. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle giggle, having eaten their pie without making a mess. "Alright, I think it's time you three took a bath."
Scootaloo cringes and says, "You'll never take me alive! Fly away!" She leaps off the chair flapping her wings, and falls flat on her face.
Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom walk over, and Sweetie says, "What was that supposed to accomplish?"
Scootaloo looks up rubbing her nose and says, "I thought if I really wanted to avoid him, I could fly."
Apple Bloom giggles and says, "Scootaloo, you're silly. Chicken
SV Chapter 5 War is....well, hell if I knowChapter 5SV Chapter 5 War is....well, hell if I know4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rainbow Dash: War is ..well, hell if I know!
The weather had been strange. With each passing day the clouds grew thicker, darker, and heavier. A few months back they had been white, beautiful and scattered sparsely throughout the true blue. Now it was as though there was no sky at all, just a large mass of gloomy haze. Then there were days when there wasn't a cloud in sight but still everything felt off. The sky wasn't the same blue and the sun the sun was the strangest of them all. It seemed too dim but too bright, too warm yet too cold. And the way it hung, no, the way it dragged through the sky was almost eerie. Sure the nights had been strange as well; the clouds would almost completely disperse and the moon shown brighter and larger in the sky, but it didn't have the same edginess the days had.
Today was one of those cloudy days and soaring through the grey sky was a young seraph. Her speed was too high for casual loitering a
Hold Back to Hold OnTonight, I sit hereHold Back to Hold On1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
blinded by my own words,
as they crawl across the screen
giving life to my inner scream.
Now neatly stacked in a stanza,
trapped between lines
and hasty rhymes.
A begining to a poem
written for you, but not to you
the way a subtle hint is dropped
with no one to catch it
I love you.
I say that too often,
and a convincing lie most of the time.
Save the moments those words are for you,
like now, stop the clock.
Hour, minute, second.
I count, each one away from you
the way this stanza falls away from
Wish I could go back,
but the third stanza.. act
is already underway and who am I
to halt the play.. stage.. pain.. rage.
I rage against myself,
Always the same answer resounding.
I can't tell you how much you really mean
to me, because if I lose you
I have nothing. Not even this poem.
Discord Ponies EpilogueDiscord Ponies Epilogue4 years ago in Drama More Like This
I don't know how long it's been now. Master Discord sometimes messes with my perception of time. Sometimes it feels like eons, and others -if I didn't have clear memories of LiarJack's little sister growing up and dying of old age (after Scootaloo died as an adult mare defying master) I'd think it all happened yesterday. The Elements of Chaos seem to have rendered us immortal.
Master Discord has no need for servants, minions or slaves, but he keeps us around anyway.
Liarjack is almost the only one of us who seems to remember how things were before . . . everything began.
She smiles and tells me that everything was rigidly frozen with order before Master Discord took 'control.' That nothing and no one ever changed, the world was caught in a predictable monotone cycle.
I'm relatively certain she's lying, it's hard to tell though, she's gotten much better since things began. I know she's only saying it though so I don't get upset, so I'm not angry and I'm g
Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Chapter 4(Regular POV)Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Chapter 44 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The streets of Ponyville were unusually busy today. It was late afternoon, yet all the shops were still open and the sky was perfectly clear.
To anyone who lived in Ponyville, it was clear that something important was going to happen today.
And, for what was probably the first time, Twilight Sparkle and her friends were completely unaware of what was happening.
"What's going on?" Twilight asked the five other mares and Spike.
None of them seemed to have an answer.
"The last time I saw every-pony this worked up was when Princess Celestia came for a visit" Rarity commented.
Twilight nodded in agreement. Suddenly, her eyes grew wide in a mixture of what appeared to be realization and absolute terror.
Her dragon assistant walked up to her side, asking her why she was so distressed. He gave a glance at her stomach, as though he believed her unborn foal was to blame for her pain.
The unicorn sighed.
"She doesn't know. I haven't told her yet" Twilight explained to he
Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Prolouge(Discord's POV)Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Prolouge4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I've been stuck as a statue for a full year now.
After having previously been in the same situation for more than a thousand years, you'd think one year would fly by. It doesn't.
I swear, either those ponies were taking their sweet time with changing the seasons, or time really did slow to a crawl for the past year.
I've actually been counting the seconds. There's not much else I can do, considering I'm now made of stone.
My nose itches. I do my best to ignore it. It's not like I can actually scratch it. My body apparently hasn't realized that it's stone. Good for it.
Back to counting, I suppose.
Thirty-one million, six-hundred forty-three thousand, nine-hundred fifty-three.
Thirty-one million, six-hundred forty-three thousand, nine-hundred fifty-four.
Thirty-one million, six-hundred forty-three thousand, nine-hundred fifty-five.
This is so organized.
I'm going Well, I can't be going crazy. How can someone who's basically the living incarnation of insanity and
What If - EpilogueWhat If - Epilogue3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The journey home was long, and due to Applejack's condition following her ordeal, took three days to complete. Despite having been magically healed by her unicorn friend, and regardless of her dogged determination to not hold the group up, Applejack found that she could not walk very long before her aching body succumbed to the demands of exhaustion. For three nights, the tired, yet elated, group slept under the stars. Each night, Rainbow Dash made sure her marefriend's head rested comfortably on her own chest when Applejack drifted off into sleep.
There was no fanfare when they arrived home. Close friends, who had noticed their absence, waved when the saw them entering town again. Others, who hadn't seen the six friends for a while, greeted them as they saw them, but for the most part, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were able to rejoin their neighbors without many questions about their whereabouts. The majority of the townsfolk w
Medic Origins: a True-ish TF2 StoryAccording to The-Other-Owl, who's made a series of comics about Team Fortress 2 that is simply delightful, it's the class that chooses the player and not the other way around. Now this idea got me to thinking about my own origins in TF2. I tried to come up with a good story to illustrate why I started playing Medic, and it brought me to realize something: absolutely NOTHING interesting happened when I first started out. Seriously. I started playing him after trying out most of the classes, and it just worked with what I was good at (though it didn't hurt that I'd seen his "Meet the" video before I started playing. So much awesome ) My point is that unlike most origin stories, this one is going to start in the middle instead of the beginning, because it took me a while to realize that there was no escaping my Medic-y destiny.Medic Origins: a True-ish TF2 Story3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It all started during a round of Attack/Defend in Dustbowl. We were on the last s
Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Chapter 15(Regular POV)Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Chapter 153 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
(Sugar Cube Corner)
Ginger Snap sighed as she reached the top of the stairs leading to the living quarters of the pastry shop.
She shook her head in an attempt to clear it.
It was the night before Nightmare Night, and things around the shop were getting hectic. Besides the increase in orders, they (meaning Ginger Snap, Cup Cake, Carrot Cake, and Pinkie Pie) also had to deal with the three foals, who were getting more and more excited and impatient as the holiday drew closer.
For the twins, who had already experienced Nightmare Night once before, this meant they were constantly begging their parents to let them stay out late so they could collect more candy and occasionally snatching some of the sweets that the older ponies had made for the holiday. But, most of all, Pound and Pumpkin were just getting underhoof all the time, chattering about costumes and candy and chanting the Nightmare Night song.
Their excitement had rubbed off on Butterscotch, who had never experienced
Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Chapter 5(Regular POV)Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Chapter 54 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The sun was just beginning to rise as the six ponies and the dragon stepped into the home of the royal sisters. As the sun was rising, the guests were not surprised to find that only Princess Luna was there to greet them.
She didn't speak, but rather chose to lead them into the hall which was decorated with stained glass windows depicting acts of heroism not only by the six mortal ponies, but also by the two princesses.
They were not alone. Standing in front of the newest addition to the hall-the image of Discord's second imprisoning- was a light blue unicorn using magic to clean the glass. The unicorn wore a cloak and hood, obscuring their face and cutie mark. They seemed to not realize that any-pony had entered the hall.
"Ocean Breeze" Luna called to the unicorn pony, who turned to face her.
The mare shook her head to lower her hood, revealing a pair of crystal blue eyes and an ocean blue curly mane.
The mare, named Ocean Breeze, lifted her head to lo
Mending a Broken Rainbow- Chapter TwoMending a Broken Rainbow- Chapter Two3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Mending a Broken Rainbow- Chapter Two-
Side by side, Applejack and Rainbow ran. Street after street they ran, their lungs beating angrily In their chests and thoughts roaming freely. What had happened? Why? How? After several minutes of running, the two mares finally began to slow, pulling to a stop near Ponyville Square. As always, it was bustling with excitement.
"What the hay was that!?" Applejack coughed as she regained her breath, turning to Rainbow with a fearful expression.
Rainbow mimicked AJ's attempt at regular breathing as she spoke. "How should I know? That guy was crazy!" Applejack's gaze quickly became inquisitive as Rainbow continued. "He started trashing his own store just to scare us off!"
Many voices filled Ponyville Square, and to the surprise of Applejack, it seemed as if no pony was paying attention to their conversation. The sun rested high in the sky, warmly boasting that it was nearly mid-day. AJ concentrated several moments on what she wanted to say, before she
Mother's WishMother's Wish3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
MY LITTLE POEM
Ponies with Tristania
[Click here for the accompanying song]
No words can hurt me
You are my light
My sole candle
For your smile is all I need to
Carry you wherever
In my life I have faced it all
Carried burdens, endured hardships
Remained strong, held the tears inside
Never let you end up the same path
It's all I wanted
It shines through
I couldn't answer what went wrong
Nor do I want to hold you down, nevermore:
To help you shine brightest of all
I'd gladly give away my wings
I've tried my hardest to be the mother you'd deserve
Try understand, I only wish for your happiness
"Please mom, don't cry, I don't blame you
No child could ask for kinder mom, warmer home.
Even if world turns against us
I'll always love you, kindest of all mothers."
Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Chapter 10(Regular POV)Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Chapter 103 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Three days remained before the six mares could bring their young children back to Ponyville.
The foals were all excited to make the journey, mostly due to Pinkie Pie promising that as soon as they got home, she would throw a massive "Coming Back to Ponyville and Introducing All Our Friends to the Babies" party. Though, whether it was the party itself or being able to meet the ponies that their mothers and Spike talked so much about that got them excited no-pony could really say.
Either way, they seemed to become more and more excited as the day to their leaving Canterlot for Ponyville came ever closer.
They also became more and more verbal.
That was one issue that Twilight Sparkle and her friends knew they were going to have to face when they returned home.
Their children were still physically babies, being about three months old, but they spoke as well, if not better, than many school-age fillies and colts.
No-pony had seemed to be bothered by how quickly their pregnanci
A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - ScriptA Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - Script3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending"
>>Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this, Chrysalis! Twilight and her friends will...
>>Queen Chrysalis: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
It's funny, really, Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct.
>>Applejack: We're so sorry, Twilight. We should've listened to you. We were too careless.
>>Twilight Sparkle: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
>>Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?
[Singing] This day has been just perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
Everypony I'll soon control
Every stallion, mare and foal
Who says a girl can't really
Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Chapter 8(Regular POV)Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Chapter 83 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Pinkie Pie bounced into the room, somehow balancing a cake that was as big as she was on her back. She gave each of the six foals a party hat and a noisemaker as she began to sing.
"Happy monthiversery to you all today. I can't believe you're a month old! Time sure flies, doesn't it? Seems like just yesterday you were born! But now you're a month old today. Hey!" Pinkie sang, jumping out of the cake (which she had somehow gotten inside of) after the last line, destroying it in the process.
Three pairs of red and yellows eyes, as well as one pair each of turquoise, amber, and blue-colored eyes, widened in shock and horror.
"Hey what's wrong?" Pinkie asked the babies.
Her question was quickly answered by the sound of them screaming.
Pinkie flinched; the rest of the mares went to try and comfort their children.
"What're you crying for?" Rainbow Dash questioned her son, who sniffled softly.
He began to flap his wings, hovering so that his gold-colored eyes met with
Solar Mare's Plan(Draft for Solar Mare and Nightmare moon's first encounter:Solar Mare's Plan4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil."
Solar Mare making imaginary circles with her golden armored hoofs on the ground started to talk.
"So tell me sister, what now? I assume there's a reason for waking me after so long."
"Well we could-"
"Let me guess" Solar Mare interrupted. "You want us to make a never ending day and night? A total eclipse if you may?"
The words where clearly taken from Nightmare Moon's mouth.
"Ha! Don't be so stupid. Your never ending night was nothing but a juvenile dream, a sad attempt of revenge, a desperate and pathetic cry for attention. All you wanted was to proof yourself worthy. Tell me, what exactly did you accomplished with an eternal night?"
-"I well " Nightmare Moon was caught with her guard down.
She was speechless; all she could do was shrug in her place, as if she wanted to disappear. How could her sister treat her like this? After all tha
A Secret Too Many -Chapter 5-A Secret Too Many -Chapter 5-4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rainbow Dash was painting a cart blue, while Fluttershy was hanging up flowers around the dry parts of the cart.
"What's the occasion anyways, Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy quietly asked, as she hung up a white flower.
"The 250th anniversary of Ponyville." Rainbow Dash replied, setting the paint bursh down.
"Oh, that's interesting. I can't believe I didn't know that." Fluttershy straightened up the white flower, that slightly tilted.
"They didn't advertise it, so yeah, it's ok." Rainbow Dash picked up a green flower from a pile sitting beside Fluttershy and put the flower in Fluttershy's long, pink mane.
"Oh " Fluttershy smiled and covered her face with her mane and blushed lightly.
Rainbow Dash grinned with satisfaction and picked up the paint brush again. She continued painting the cart and when she finished with the solid color, she began adding little doodles of flowers. Fluttershy picked up a paint brush as well and dipped it in red paint. She drew a rose.
A New DawnA New Dawn3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Twilight gently eased herself down from the warm confines of her bed. Four hooves touched down almost soundlessly on to the hardwood floors below. With great care, she made her way blindly to the door that led out to the balcony. Even through the dark, the task was simple enough. She could lend that to years of repetition; years of walking through this very room. Not much had changed since she had moved here. A delicate purple light illuminated the hooked handle and the door opened inwardly. From the doorway, a soft breeze ruffled her graying mane and she closed her eyes momentarily to enjoy the soft caress.
She trotted out into the night as quickly as her weathered legs would allow and toward the balcony's edge. Since moving back to Canterlot, this balcony had become her favorite spot, only next to the palace's library, of course. She rose creakily to her hind legs, her fore hooves draping over the railing to steady herself. From here should could see the twinkling lights of Canterlot
Friendship is Magic: a ReviewNostalgia can be a funny thing it's the sort of emotional impulse that makes a man do crazy things. Things like purchasing the "Sonic Underground" box-set, simply because I enjoyed it as a kid. But there's something inherently disappointing about nostalgia; the realisation that these experiences often remain a part of our childhood for a reason. Watching "Sonic Underground" as a 19-year old is a very different experience to watching it as a youngster on Saturday mornings. The once beloved show now appears to me as a train-wreck of embarrassing musical montages, repetitive pacing and rather dated animation. Getting old is no fun when it brings out the critic within.Friendship is Magic: a Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Thankfully, I have re-ignited that joyous spark of infancy after watching "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"; a show that for me is not mired by any form of nostalgic bias. After all, prior to "Friendship is Magic" I'd never even considered watching anything related to the My Little Pony franchise. Having watched s