a disturbing story with a shocking endinga disturbing story with a shocking ending1 year ago in Drama More Like This
5:48 PM - Crusader Zoroark: Cave Johnson here, I'm going rape all of you with lemons.
Spy is a Spy is now Offline.
This is fucking gold:a chat with arthurrs on skypeThis is fucking gold:a chat with arthurrs on skype1 year ago in Drama More Like This
[8:07:13 AM] Artūrs emaitis: ahhhhhhhhhhhh its the little bitch at last, how is slinging my name with mud on deviantart going on?
[8:25:56 AM] Artūrs emaitis: whats the mattter you bitch?
[8:31:59 AM] Spy is a Spy: it seems like your still anally destroyed
[8:32:13 AM] Spy is a Spy: so how's the fact that we enjoy murdering spike in your face is?
[8:32:32 AM] Artūrs emaitis: ahhhhhhh whiner is awake now....
[8:32:39 AM] Spy is a Spy: irony
[8:32:47 AM] Artūrs emaitis: yeah, yours
[8:32:52 AM] Spy is a Spy: no
[8:32:59 AM] Spy is a Spy: you alwyas whine at us
[8:33:04 AM] Spy is a Spy: for not liking mlp
[8:33:12 AM] Spy is a Spy: mlp is a pretty crap show tbh
[8:33:56 AM] Spy is a Spy: oh and you're a pretty shitty troll also
[8:34:29 AM] Artūrs emaitis: its not about that dumb stupidhead, you would know whats my problem if you would pay attention and jump start your peanut brain stupid moron
[8:34:36 AM] Spy is a Spy: yea it is
Grandpa Found the Car KeysIt was a terrible day for everyone.Grandpa Found the Car Keys1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Thousands lay dead in the road after Gramps came. No one in site was alive. Other cars were stacked up against each other, either in flames or exploding
Oh, but Grandpa wasn't the only one who was crazy.
His two nephews were also in on it. Though as they cling on for their lives they begin to regret their sins.
Please keep old men away from cars. This small action could save millions of lives.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-even-number-jhttp://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-even-number-j1 year ago in Humor More Like This
CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-021935-J
Object Class: Double Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-021935-J is to be kept in a pizza-lined containment chamber located in Fort Knox, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than π Doctors armed with disposable cameras.
In the event that SCP-021935-J ever begins fucking its pinky finger, Dr. Clef is to lick SCP-021935-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force ̝☼-7 (''House'') is to be dispatched to SCP-021935-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-021935-J is a Sticky Cat. Like most members of its species, it is able to kick shit, and regularly eats twice its own weight in pizza each day.
SCP-021935-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with dix, which causes it to turn into awd. Whenever this happens, all Fux within a 10 kilometer radius will begin to destroy uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
The Very Hungry BabyOne day a bitch and an old fart were talking when a giant hungry baby comes and eats the ol niggerThe Very Hungry Baby1 year ago in Personal More Like This
"tastes like black" says the gigababy
Meanwhile a bigger bitch was giving the tomato man a blowjob until gigababy eats her and the tomatos
Then the useless fuck of a president calls in the army
"we are the army. blarg blarg. we are the army. blarg blarg"
but army was no match for baby and now they ded