Lord of the Rings in KlingonTranslation by knightswhodontsayniLord of the Rings in Klingon3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
wej Qeb jaw'IHpu'vaD chalbIngDaq,
(Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,)
Soch jaw'machpu'vaD naghjuHmeychajDaq,
(Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,)
Hut jubbe'Humanpu'vaD Sanrup Hegh,
(Nine for the mortal men doomed to die,)
wa' mIghjaw'vaD mIghquSDajDaq,
(One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,)
puH morDorDaq QIbmey QotDaq.
(In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.)
wa' Qeb che' HochvaD, wa' Qeb tu'chaHvaD,
(One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,)
wa' Qeb qemchaHvaD 'ej Hurgh'avchaHDaq,
(One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,)
puH morDorDaq QIbmey QotDaq.
(In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.)
Conan 2011 ReviewConan 2011 Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
The tale of Conan the Cimmerian and his adventures across the continent of Hyboria on a
quest to avenge the murder of his father and the slaughter of his village. Hi this is
KingJames92 your guide to movies. I just want to get out of the way saying that Conan is
awesome, plain and simple. But before I start my review I just want to tell you what I
thought of the first two Conan movies staring Arnold Schwarzengger. Well the first Conan
movie was actually a good movie for it's time, even though some of it was racey, it was
still a good and enjoyable movie, despite the pretty bad acting in the movie. Now the
second Conan movie was in fact really, really good, even though it suffered the same
problem as the first one, the acting, and the bad guys in the film weren't all that
memorable but I did like it better than the first Conan because it didn't have all that
nudity that the first one had. But now comes a new so called series in mind of Robert E.
Howard masterpiece. So tonight I am going
Insane LoveDon't.Insane Love1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hold my hand.
Let me cry in your arms.
Talk about love and the future.
Tease me to cheer me up.
Read over my shoulder the poem I'm writing.
Speak to me.
You'll learn to hate me...
You'll learn to ignore me...
All of those things.
Save me from myself.
I'd ask you to do it.
You're not real. You're caught in my mind.
A character. A fake identity of a person I want to want me.
Thats why don't.
Because reality breaks me when you leave.
RavenXStarfire: Part 1Teen Titans: Uncertainty Part IRavenXStarfire: Part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(Teen Titans femslash of Raven and Starfire. Don't read if you don't like it)
Starfire sat on her bed, leaning up against the backboard. Her eyes were half closed, she felt overly warm but pleasantly so. She sighed, long and slow, and looked up, smiling. She giggled a little, and looked back down.
"This is most delightful" she said cheerfully to herself in an idle sort of way. She reached her hand down, and clicked. The sound of electrical humming sounded out through the silent room as Starfire felt her legs vibrate a little. Suddenly there was a knock upon her door, and she looked up again. The door opened before she could reply, and framed in the doorway stood Robin. He looked around, and then appeared rather taken aback.
"Starfire?" he asked, sounding frankly surprised. Starfire smiled back at him, employing the same carefree-grin she always did, devoid of any indication that she knew whether or not she was doing something odd. She still hadn't
StarfireXRaven: Part IITeen Titans: Uncertainty Part IIStarfireXRaven: Part II2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(Teen Titans femslash of Raven and Starfire. Don't read if you don't like it)
Starfire pulled back, and waited for some sort of epiphany or certainty to settle in. Nothing seemed to happen.
"Ist etwas passiert?" she asked in German. "Raven? Stimmt etwas nicht?" Raven didn't answer her. Starfire let go of her, quite startled by the look on Raven's face. She rarely displayed any emotion at all, and now to see such... what was that look? On the vanity nearby a small stack of books suddenly shot off in different directions with a blast of black energy. Before Starfire could inquire any further, Raven turned her forcibly around, shoved her out of the door, and slammed the door behind her. Starfire heard the lock click, followed by a fizz of energy and two 'Thunk!'s as the dents in the door jutted back into place. Starfire regarded the door for a short while, confused.
"Dass war sehr-" she stopped and shook herself mentally "That was very strange" she
Double Vortex - Chapter 3Double Vortex - Chapter 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 3: Revelations
They moved towards the back of the base and climbed the staircase leading towards the room in which the other members of SG1 and General Hammond waited. Captain Carter, the only woman present indicated to Rose and the Doctor the two seats located at the end of the table, facing the others.
"Who are you really?" O'Neill asked the Doctor, abruptly.
"I am the Doctor!" he insisted.
"Doctor of what?" Daniel asked, suspiciously.
"Oh no, no, no. Just the Doctor. That's my name," the Doctor said pleasantly.
"What...uh...race are you?" Carter asked. Unable to hold back, she blurted out: "You have two hearts!"
The Doctor, knowing full well that he could not avoid the question any longer, was resolved to reveal his identity to them. "I am a Time Lord. The last of my species. The only survivor.
"There was a war, the Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks for the survival of all creation. But they lost I lost, everyone lost! They all died in on
The Worst Witch at HogwartsThe Worst Witch at Hogwarts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Worst Witch at Hogwarts
Chapter 1-The Announcement
It was the first day of the school year at Miss Cackle's Academy for Witches. Assembly was full of the usual speeches and notices-and a surprise announcement. "This term," announced Miss Cackle, "a group of students and staff will be visiting Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for several weeks, where they will get to participate in classes and activities with not only Hogwarts students, but also students from Pentangle's Academy, Beauxbatons Academy, Durmstrang Institute, and Camelot College." There was a buzz of excitement among the students, until Miss Hardbroom (the deputy headmistress) gave one of her piercing glares. Miss Cackle continued. "We have already determined which students will be going. We have chosen Griselda Blackwood, Fenella Feverfew, Clarice Crow, Sybil Hallow, Ethel Hallow, Druscilla Paddock, Enid Nightshade, Maud Moonshine, and Mildred Hubble." Miss Hardbroom gave one of her looks again.
The excited c
Broken Timepiece CH 35Broken Timepiece CH 351 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Let us depart then," Tutankhaten said to the captain, who quickly began barking orders to the rest of his men. Tutankhaten's body guards mounted their horses and formed up beside him. They started off in the opposite direction to Horemheb. He caught a last glimpse of Ankh squeezing her water-mussed hair out into the Nile over the side of the supply boat. He hoped she would be all right.
The camp to the south of Napata was home to some four hundred flea-bitten, exhausted and ill men. Tonqua's forces had been engaged in bitter combat for half a year with no time to heal or rest. Many of them were injured but anyone capable of hefting a weapon was expected to stay and help. To their credit, many appeared to be jaded, but very few looked properly afraid. They armed themselves and stood at the ready when Tutankhaten's forces arrived near the camp perimeter. The captain approached them alone and returned safely after a scant few minutes.
"Master, it appears that the camp has lost the
Scripted DestinyScripted Destiny2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He walks slowly, purposefully, down a narrow dark hallway. At the end of the hallway is a single old wooden door. He reaches out and his hand curls around the handle. With a single twist the door opens to reveal a small bare room. The only item is a small school desk with a chair attached to it. On the desk sits three bottles of ink with a quill lying in front of them. There's a blank scroll below the quill and ink bottles. The man shuffles through the room towards the desk, the door swinging silently shut behind him. Beside the desk there is a small dirty window with old ripped curtains pulled closed in front of it.
"Well, Minx, what do you think?" The man asks the little cat that brushes against his legs.
The cat lets out a little meow before jumping up onto the desk and picking the quill up in her mouth. She tilts her head and her tail flicks, asking him to hurry. Minx paws at the blank scroll and drops the quill down on top of it. The man gives a small smile and brushes
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Treasure PlanetThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Treasure Planet:The Hitchhiker's Guide to Treasure Planet2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It says that three hundred years ago, in the time period when Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster* had first been invented, (it was, at the time, simply a glass of rum with regular ice cubes, because many pirates were too lazy to go to the trouble in to get Arcturan Mega-gin ice cubes)and tales of treasure hunts were popular, (though nobody believes them now)there was a pirate known as Captain Nathaniel Flint.
The Guide says that Capetian Flint would plunder merchant ships, stealing their riches and money -- and vanish without a trace.
It was believed that Flint had buried all his treasure in a planet that lay beyond the farthest reaches of the galaxy. His hoard was often called "Flint's Trove", or "The Loot of a Thousand Worlds", though no living being truly knew where this "Treasure Planet" was located.
This story had been told countless times, and passed down from generation, filling the souls of young children with
Magical Neko Neko!: LinMagical Neko Neko!: Lin2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name in English: Lin
Age: 23,000 years old
Apparent Age: 23
Weight: around 190 pounds
Skin Tone: very light golden tan
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blue
Hair Style: Parted down the middle.
Hair Length: Down past her shoulders a little.
Bust Size: 112 Centimeters
Hips: 30 Inches
Waist: 28 inches
Build: Toned but not muscular
1: Super big neko style ears in place of human ones(Note: They are in the same place as human ears)
2: A 3 foot long tail that's about 4 inches round
3: Cat species: Siamese
4: thin black whisker marks on her face near her nose (3 on each side)
5: Canines become sharp/cat like when she's being mischievous or when angered.
Personality: Charming and Adventurous, Lin always aims to please but always seems to be a bit overzealous, especially when trying new things. She does speak English but only a little, and far less than other genies. Although she is quite brilliant she is easily impress
Imprisoned Seeking Solace-Chapter TwentyAfter about six hours and the setting of the sun, Thor and Jane finally got the 'Okay' to let you get back to Loki. You trekked tiredly through the castle back to your and Loki's apartment. The guard let you in without question. Your eyebrows lifted as you saw a trail of red rose petals. It led to about the middle of the living room, then forked into two separate paths, one toward the hallway to the rest of the place and one toward the darkened corner of the living room. Next to the latter trail, there was a note, written in Loki's elegant hand, reading 'Follow Me First.' You smiled. This must have been part one of the surprise. When you followed the path, you came upon a stunning dress, in your favorite color. Pinned to it was a note: 'Put me on, then follow the other roses.'Imprisoned Seeking Solace-Chapter Twenty2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
You chuckled and found a secluded corner in which to change. The dress fit you like a glove
Rin's Adventures: Chapter 23Rin's Adventures: Chapter 23Rin's Adventures: Chapter 233 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A gentle shaking woke Rin from a dreamless sleep. Looking up she saw Terra leaning over her. "Terra?" She said with a yawn. Looking outside she saw it was still dark. "Why did you wake me up?"
"It's almost sunrise," the green haired naga replied. "If we want to get to Frost Peak before sunrise we should leave soon."
"You're going to help?" Rin asked with a hopeful smile.
"You've managed to survive among them, and the Miratan I met in the swamp was kind of funny," Terra giggled.
"Oh thank you!" Rin said, wrapping her arms around Terra.
"Now Rin," Terra said as she gently pushed Rin off her, "I'm still not completely sure about this. The Miratans have a reputation in the swamp as evil people who kill anything in their path. However," she added before Rin could interject, "I've seen the loyalty you have to them, and the man who saved your life. I trust you Rin, so I'll go and meet with them. But promise me you won't let them take me back to their m
50 Awesome Chuck Norris Jokes1. Chuck Norris Was a Knight in King Arthurs Court. He was known as Sir Chandestroy50 Awesome Chuck Norris Jokes5 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
2. The chemical formula for the deadly cyanide ion is -CN. Chuck Norris has the same initials: This is no accident.
3. Chuck Norris, were he ever to fight himself in some strange space-time paradox, would always win. Period.
4. People invented the car to get away from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
5. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head And block it.
6. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down.
7. In office settings, you should not ask Chuck Norris for a Three-Hole Punch.
8. Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
9. Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a
Loki`s shadowThor didn`t sleep well that night. Wild dreams plagued him. He dreamed of a deadly fire that burned through the golden walls of Asgard. He saw men and women carbonized in the flames. He heard mothers screaming for their children, all their laments. There were so many charred bodies, burnt walls. He saw death everywhere, all this destruction by the voracious flames. Relentless, unstoppable, arbitrary flames.Loki`s shadow1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Writhing and sweating the god lay in his bed. But yet at the same moment in his dreams Thor saw a group of strong men warming themselves by a campfire and how these small flames secured their miserable lives from a merciless cold around them. He saw a woman who cooked the meal over a fire for her six hungry children. Many little offshoots sprang again from the charred earth. Thor could watch how burnt cities were rebuilt. Much Bigger, more impressive. From several chimneys smoke was belched into the air and there was Sigyn in all those pictures of Thor`s dream. She danced in all tho
Masquerade-Chapter 16One of the palace servants had brought you and Loki some breakfast. You sat on the steps leading to Lokis bed, while Loki sat in his chair. You both ate silently, still uncomfortable in each others presence. The air became stuffy and stale in the space between you. To your unbelievable relief, Thor suddenly entered Lokis chambers.Masquerade-Chapter 161 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Good morning, Eira, he said solemnly. Good morning, brother.
Lokis face contorted into a feral scowl.
I told you to quit call--, he began.
You snapped your head to Loki, giving him a look of warning. You figured that, if you wanted to help Lokis demeanor, his treatment of Thor would be a good place to start, even though that start was intended for you. Loki looked down and away from the muscular god in the entryway.
Good morning, Thor, he said quietly.
Thor gave you a faint smile before looking to his dark-haired brother once more.
The Next Life OverShe lives in the next life overThe Next Life Over2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Where all the rooms are in neglect
Of a focal point for the yearning
And only strangers are available
For kith as she inhales vulnerability,
Supine in her disposition of finding
A lover that can give her heroine dreams
DevilishLoki was cooking the fish, when Sigyn awoke from their sleep. It was already daylight and God looked to her. She sat up in bed apathetic and motionless. Loki took the pan and put it on the table, in the middle of the room. The cabin was warm and a fire was crackling in the fireplace.Devilish1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Loki walked to the bed and nudged the young woman gently against her arm. Her shoulders shuddered and her head persisted in a slanting position. The god took her hands and pulled her into the air as a request that she should follow him. First Sigyn refused, but the smell of freshly cooked food made her to move finally. She had to admit that she was indeed suffering from hunger. Waverers step she let him lead her to the table, but when Loki wanted to feed her, she whipped the fork out of his hand. Suddenly she gave him a deprecating stare. She didn`t need someone to feed her. Afterall she was not in chains. Loki sighed. He gave her the fork and just watched her eating without touching his own meal. The god
ReluctanceSigyn felt a cold breeze on her face. Her fingers touched the beet sheet on which she sat. It was cold. No one had been slept there in the last hours. Sigyn knew that she was no longer in the hut. She felt that the world around her was a different one and that it was not a good one. The young woman stood up, with tottering steps, she explored her new surroundings. The walls were made of bare stone, wet and humid. The room was not large, and it seemed to contain no furniture, except the little bed she had been sitting on it. On one side of the wall she sensed a small window. Cold wind blew in her face. Sigyn's hands were resting on the window sill and she felt little snowflakes which melted on her the back on her hand into tiny drops of water.Reluctance1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
How did she come here?
With a wailing cry Sigyn pulled her hands firmly on her body and staggered back to the bed. What had happened? Where was she and where was he? Why had he left her or was it himself who had brought her here?
Suddenly Sigyn se
GuiltLoki was shocked when he saw icy clouds in front of his mouth. He felt an icy, well known shiver ran down his spine.Guilt1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It has been a while," he heard a voice behind him. He hardly dared to turn to her.
"Angrboda" gasped the God. "How unexpectedly to meet you here on Midgard."
The giant grinned. Her big red eyes fxed him and her long black hair blowed in the wind while she slowly went to Loki. Her skin was pale, so pale that you could see her veins through it, which gave her body a bluish sheen. Coldness enveloped her.
"Did you really think, I wouldn`t be able to find you, Loki," she said with a smile on her blood-red lips. "I told you that I will always find you. That you can`t escape or hide you.”
Loki tried to utter a cramped smile. "I must admit, I did not expect you here. I'm a little surprised. "
"So?" They stood in front of him and her cold hand stroked the God`s cheek. The giantess was a head taller than Loki and her fingers adorned long, sharp nails. All in all, she was a