Lord of the Rings in KlingonTranslation by knightswhodontsayniLord of the Rings in Klingon4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
wej Qeb jaw'IHpu'vaD chalbIngDaq,
(Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,)
Soch jaw'machpu'vaD naghjuHmeychajDaq,
(Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,)
Hut jubbe'Humanpu'vaD Sanrup Hegh,
(Nine for the mortal men doomed to die,)
wa' mIghjaw'vaD mIghquSDajDaq,
(One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,)
puH morDorDaq QIbmey QotDaq.
(In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.)
wa' Qeb che' HochvaD, wa' Qeb tu'chaHvaD,
(One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,)
wa' Qeb qemchaHvaD 'ej Hurgh'avchaHDaq,
(One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,)
puH morDorDaq QIbmey QotDaq.
(In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.)
Conan 2011 ReviewConan 2011 Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
The tale of Conan the Cimmerian and his adventures across the continent of Hyboria on a
quest to avenge the murder of his father and the slaughter of his village. Hi this is
KingJames92 your guide to movies. I just want to get out of the way saying that Conan is
awesome, plain and simple. But before I start my review I just want to tell you what I
thought of the first two Conan movies staring Arnold Schwarzengger. Well the first Conan
movie was actually a good movie for it's time, even though some of it was racey, it was
still a good and enjoyable movie, despite the pretty bad acting in the movie. Now the
second Conan movie was in fact really, really good, even though it suffered the same
problem as the first one, the acting, and the bad guys in the film weren't all that
memorable but I did like it better than the first Conan because it didn't have all that
nudity that the first one had. But now comes a new so called series in mind of Robert E.
Howard masterpiece. So tonight I am going
Salem"Tell me, my girl," The dour-faced judge drawled, his face set in a scowl that would've made Arthur proud. "When did you become a witch?"Salem3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Amelia Jones's small breasts were practically heaving. She had never been so scared in her entire life, as short as it had been so far.
"I am not a witch, sir." She whimpered.
How had it come to this? It had only started out as a simple practice of the crafts Arthur had begun to teach her. He said he had seen a potential in her for magic and had begun to teach her. When he had sailed back to London, she had thought to practice a bit, so she could impress him when he came back. She liked hearing Arthur's praise.
Soon, among the village of Salem, she began to hear of the activities that Reverend Parris's girls had been engaging in, along with the household servant Tituba. Some of the girls said that Tituba had special powers, could foresee the future and tell you who your future husband would be. So Amelia decided to attend the midnight gatherings in t
Tigra and Cheetah - CompleteTigra and Cheetah - Complete7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Part 1: Stranger in a Strange Land
Farewell Avengers, see you in THE AFTER LIFE!
Tigra threw up her arms in a defensive motion as the mad wizards dome of light radiated faster then even Quicksilver could react, and in an instant she found herself swallowed by it, the world spinning out of control to her heightened senses before all went to black.
Tigra awoke with a groan, her body soar, as she got to her feet, a stiff breeze blowing down the alley made her nipples stand erect beneath her thick coat of fur. Popping her back and stretching her limbs she looked around the alley quickly as her eyes drew into slits and adjusted to the light. A moment later the breeze caught her attention once more as her eyes quickly inspected her striped body, all seemed intact except
My clothes, she groaned as she rolled her shoulders, her hands reaching up to touch a spot between her free hanging breasts as a small ivory cat head rose to the surface followed quickly by
Lyrium Outlaws -- prologueLyrium Outlaws -- prologue2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Title: Lyrium Outlaws -- prologue
Game: Dragon Age Origins
Characters: Ciara Amell, Anders
Disclaimer: I am making no money off of this fan fiction. It is only for enjoyment. I don't own any of these wonderful characters. All are the property of BioWare. I just have fun playing around in their universe.
“You get away with everything because that templar, Cullen is in love with you.” an exasperated voice taunted her.
Ciara Amell feared nothing except the false freedom waiting outside the walls of the Circle of Magi so this apprentice meant nothing to her. She stomped over to where he stood getting in his face because the way Cullen felt about her had nothing to do with her success. He thought to question her accomplishments. This apprentice was a lazy screw up. “You think they won’t see that coming. They expect us to rebel and turn apostate. If we work within the power set up
The FoustsTwo of my characters have obscenely large immediate families which I thought I'd finally share a bit about. And we shall start with this bunch.The Fousts2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Before we go, a reminder that we're in my other storyverse, Hellecker, entirely separate from the Network stories.
This would be Morgan Daubenmire's family as they were seven years ago, just before Morgan secretly and accidentally became the world's most incredible shapeshifter, faked her death, and fled from home.
The Fousts are a moderately poor farming family hunkered down in the rural county of Honeywell. The region is a warm, wide-open area of modest hills traced by little creeks and ponds cloaked in mosquito-ridden bushes, with one large and lazy river tapped into by dozens of cat-tail-clogged irrigation ditches winding off into myriad fields.
Common crops are wheat, barley, peas, and lentils, many families also keep orchards, and everyone has a garden, chickens, and milk cow for their own use. S
When I Met Her-“Am I dead?” Her voice is rough compared to the soft pitter-patter of the rain on the concrete.When I Met Her-1 year ago in Emotional More Like This
“No” I reply as I fiddle with my shoe string.
“Why?” Her emotions hit me strong as I inhale the air filled with her angry and bitter word.
“It isn’t your time” I get up from the ground and brush the dirt off of my pants.
I extend my hand to her and I expect her to refuse but she takes it and I pull her up off the cold concrete.
I don’t let go and she doesn’t either.
The Princess and the PrimeThe Princess and the Prime8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
To those who did not know her, it would be easy to assume that Princess Celestia, diarch of Equestria, had very little to worry about in her life, save for the daily drudgery of ruling the kingdom. But that, naturally, was never truly the case, as there had been many times when the ruler of the sun had been required to help in times of need. And while many of Equestria's more recent crises had been quelled thanks to her former student, Princess Twilight Sparkle, there were still many days when Celestia took to the field herself to sort out whatever issue might befall her nation.
And so it was that today, she was flying through the skies of Canterlot, Equestria's crown jewel, at full speed, for word had reached her ears that there was an intruder in the city. When an outside force had last entered Canterlot, the populace had been driven into a panic, and she was not about to let that happen again. So, she deigned to deal with this matter herself, and was heading straight for where the n
Dragon Age - ConsummationDragon Age - Consummation8 months ago in Romance More Like This
As the sun began to set on the skyline of Denerim, capital city of the nation of Ferelden, the air became cooler and crisp. But while this signalled the end of the day for many of the city's residents, there were those who were still very much active. One such person was one that their nation hailed as a hero, a saviour, and more importantry, a leader. For within one of the great courtyards of Denerim's Royal Palace was Aedan, one of the last of the famed Cousland family and, as of last month, Prince-Consort of Ferelden. Having saved the land, he had shocked many with his marriage to Anora Mac Tir, Queen of their land, whom he'd helped to regain power.
But now, such deeds were in the past, as Aedan currently had other things on his mind. Most notably the fact that he was currently duelling one of their nation's greatest warriors. Standing before him was Ser Cauthrien, former lieutenant of his late father-in-law, Loghain Mac Tir. Now though, she served as a renowned leader of their armi
Spyro: Dark Companion Chapter 1Spyro: Dark Companion Chapter 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The searing through Spyro's limbs brought him to consciousness. Vertigo stole his clarity, and his vision smeared across the stars. Gradually, his sight sharpened, and his cognizance rose above the murk of pain and fatigue. He cast his sight down.
Stars glimmered beneath him. Up. Stars above him: brilliant pinpoints amongst the infinite ebon. He wrenched himself forward and cried out as metal found purchase beneath the scales of his wrists and ankles.
Something floated cross from him. It moved, thrashed, its slick and svelte body the darkest blue, its chest, belly, and neck a blushed rose. His sight wandered up to her eyes: emerald orbs wide with panic.
Spyro called out to her, his voice muffled within an unseen enclosure, a barrier between him and the vastness beyond. She called to him, her wrists and ankles clasped against a metal tablet. Its layered ridges bristled with clawed metallic hands. They encircled the dragoness. Still. Waiting.
Another dragon floated next to her, t
Knowing CoyoteKnowing Coyote10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Where did you go?
I miss you.
I realize nowYou were there to help me
To protect me
From my life at the time
When you thought I was okay
On my own.
And I was for a while
But where are you?
I need you now.
You don't need to stay
Like you did before
But I need to see you.
Be reminded of your presence
And the strength and friendship
That was there before.
I need to know
That you still call me friend
As I do consider you.
Please come back to me
Just this once
I need to know you again.
Lisa M. Evangelisti(2004)
The Balance of the Mind, Body, and Spirit TeaserThe Balance of the Mind, Body, and Spirit Teaser3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Balance of the Mind, Body and Spirit
Her name is Korra.
She is the Avatar.
The spirtual embodiment of the planet in human form with the unique ability to wield the four elements: Water, Earth, Fire, and Air.
Her presence brings balance and peace throughout the entire world.
She is headstrong, rebellious, powerful, courageous, and compassionate.
But she still is unable to gain full control over her emotions, one of which that was still managing to cause her and those closest to her vast problems.
An emotion that she is unable to successfully control, one that can overwhelm even the most serene and placid of beings.
Korra had once again failed to connect with the spiritual side of her Avatar training. She has overcome so much in her life, individually mastering the four elements, yet it seemed that her
transcendence.I'd like to be the sun as well as the moon:transcendence.1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
for me to be star-crossed and tragic.
I'd like to be remembered, and legends be true
And be regarded, above all, as magic.
Let mythology be damned, they'll worship me so
For they hardly even know.
Let mythology be damned,
Let mythology be damned,
Their song and dance will be quite a show.
I dream of the day I'm fire within the ice
Encapsulated in all my splendor.
But maybe just a marble statue will suffice
As long as they gaze and worship in wonder.
The shrines will come and the offerings will flow
And the cults will branch in droves.
The shrines will come
The shrines will come
And wide-eyed followers will come in tow.
It'll be easier to be a martyr
Because there is no hard work for me.
I'll just need to pose with my dog and armor.
I'll receive a holiday, you'll see!
Like water in amber, I will be memorialized
And become the spark in your eyes.
Like water in amber
Like water in amber
Becoming an idol is a clever disguise!
Ito Clan InformationIto Clan Information2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
History and Beginnings:
The Ito clan has rather humble beginnings stemming from the marriage and merging of two clans somewhere between the first and second shinobi wars. One clan was ruled by Otokoke, a strong and stubborn man. The leader of the other was Onnake, a demure and feminine woman. Both, where good examples of the opposite sex. Onnake was determined to prove to Otokoke that women where just as strong if not stronger than men, while Otokoke on the other hand vehemently opposed this and insisted men where superior in every way. They infuriated each other and caused terrible clashes between their two clans to the point of almost annihilating each other. It became so bad to the point that Otokoke and Onnake had no other choice. Putting differences aside they signed a truce to merge their failing clans into one starting with the marriage between the two of them. It's whispered that all the bickering and fighting was really
Disney's Frozen - ReviewLet me start off by saying that me and Disney films have had a bit of a rocky relationship over the years. As a child, I, like millions of others, feel in love with the studio all over again during their famous "renaissance" era, where they were churning out masterpieces like "Little Mermaid" and "Beauty and the Beast". But, around the time they started making movies in the early 2000's, I began to lose interest, ultimately giving up on the franchise altogether. That's not to say that the films or other material they made afterwards didn't have their place in the world, the sheer number of viewers they keep getting is proof of that, but it just didn't seem like "my" Disney anymore.Disney's Frozen - Review1 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
So, for many years, I largely ignored the kinds of films they were putting out in recent years, even critically acclaimed films like "Tangled". But, with this new film, I decided to give them another go, mostly because my much younger cousins had been pestering me over how good this one was. And you know wha
Zutara Week: Social NetworkingZutara Week: Social Networking4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Day 3: Social Networking
Zutara texts . I don't know if my phone can handle it!
Katara: Heyyyyyy Zuzu!
Zuko: You've been hanging round Azula again haven't you?
Katara: Now now Zuzu, its not that bad
Zuko: But if she's told you, she told everyone . Hold on txt from Sokka
Sokka: ZUZU?!?!?! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zuko: Shut up Sokka!
Suki: Your family calls you Zuzu?
Toph: Zuzu? That's even better then Sparky! I LOVE your sister!
Aang: Zuzu? That's rough buddy
Haru: This is revenge for me and the 'stache Zuzu!
Katara: If you think this is bad . Don't go on Jet's facebook
To Love the Enemy'Arcee...'To Love the Enemy4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Arcee opened her optics to see a dark silhouette hovering over her. The only light source came from the light blue optics peering down at her. She squinted a little, the blurry figure starting to become more clear, even if it was still a shadow. She recognized the two horn-like ornaments on top of its head, and the blue optics held a certain familiarity about them that made her almost instantly remember who it was.
She smiled at her old friend and reached out to place a servo on his faceplates. As soon as she touched him though, an icy cold jolted through her systems, making her pull back and shiver violently. Her smile dropped completely when she saw the shining blue optics turn light purple, as did the rest of the cracks and crevices in his frame. He leaned down closer to her and she saw the monster dark energon had turned her friend into.
No, he was not a friend anymore. A sparkless corpse was all he was. A sparkless corpse who was currently p
Insane LoveDon't.Insane Love2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hold my hand.
Let me cry in your arms.
Talk about love and the future.
Tease me to cheer me up.
Read over my shoulder the poem I'm writing.
Speak to me.
You'll learn to hate me...
You'll learn to ignore me...
All of those things.
Save me from myself.
I'd ask you to do it.
You're not real. You're caught in my mind.
A character. A fake identity of a person I want to want me.
Thats why don't.
Because reality breaks me when you leave.
Orochimaruxreader-Requested :)-part 1Orochimaruxreader-Requested :)-part 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
~AT THE NINJA ACADEMY~
And _____,since you and Juriya had about the same scores,you will be on teams with Tsunadae and Orochimaru.
"What?!you and Juriya say at the same time.
"Sensei why do I have to be on teams with a creep like Orochimaru?!"You shout.
"Yeah and why do I have to be on teams with that tomboy Tsunadae?!"Juriya said.
"What did you say?!"Tsunadae said.
"You heard me ugly!"Juriya replied.
"Come over here and say that!"Tsunadae said holding up a fist.Juriya just ignored her and looked back at the teacher.
"Simple,you two are the worse and they are the best,any questions?"You both pout and sit back down at your seats.
"Man,this stinks we gotta be on teams with that crazy Tsunadae."Juriya said.
"And that snake Orochimaru."You added."He just walks around like he's so cool and junk,makes me sick."Juriya smiled at you.
"Yeah but at least we are on the same team."He said.
"Yeah,that's a plus I suppose but still,on teams with them?What a total drag these missions will b
Cops and Robbers -VORE-“STOP! Th-THIEF! Help...HELP, SOMEONE, HELP!! THIIIEF!!”Cops and Robbers -VORE-1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The shriek made Dean whirl back to glance in the direction of the annoying cries...
Though he cursed to see a panicked fawn pointing a clawed finger right at him.
While a thief he was indeed by the cover of night...he'd not stolen a single thing this morning. He was here at the market for an honest shopping trip...but now, here he was STILL being accused of thievery. Simply because he was human.
Nothing new there.
It was no secret that he and his kind were not welcome here. All the stares, growls,jacked up prices and the way the crowd refused to simply let him move on his way made that perfectly clear. So it was no surprise that someone would try and pin him with a petty pickpocketing job.
Dean rolled his eyes heavenward, trying not to glare too much as the crowd around him parted and circled to trap him in the center, already making him out as the criminal before proof was even had.
The Realist, The EndThe Realist, The End4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Fenris lifted his head and struggled to look through his pale hair. He heard himself shout for her but the words seemed far from him, as if spoken by another. He pulled himself to his knees with support from his blade and searched the hill before him. The bright golden glow that bathed the scene before him was starting to fade and the form of a woman came to view.
She was hunched over but not in pain- this was determination. She swung the rotten wood stave in front of her at a slaver before pulling her free hand back to form an orb that caught the rain as ice. She flung it forward at the man and Fenris watched in amazement as it froze the slaver in place. With a twirl and a slam from her stave, he crashed to countless pieces at her feet. Another came at her back but with pure hatred in her eyes, she turned and clenched her fist in the man's direction. A moment later he was engulfed in a darkness that lifted him to the air and seemed to pull his own body in on him. He screame
Urd's Encounter Urd's EncounterUrd's Encounter5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Vacation! It was the six days a year that she could finally get some alone time, an odd desire for the "Goddess of Meddling," as she had sometimes been dubbed, but it was necessary for someone living her life. No bothering with whatever problem Keiichi and Belldandy were dealing with in their nascent relationship, no petty concerns from the Agency, no Skuld.
"No Skuld," Urd repeated verbally, sinking deeper into the pool and sighing contentedly. Yeah, there was nothing going on here, but that was exactly what she was after for the time being. Besides, she had earned this. Nobody quite grasped how hard it had been for her to order a television airlifted to th