Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
The New Beginning Ch.11The New Beginning Ch.111 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I was running through the house, it was dark and all I could hear was the person following close behind; shadows danced across the walls and floor. I stopped hearing the voice of my father calling out to me, I slowly turned around and saw my dad. I gasped he was decaying, his flesh rotting off the bone, his hair falling out. I stepped back and into a wall, I slid along the wall like one of the shadows and ran out the back door.
I ran on the slippery grass, but no matter how fast I went the zombie man caught up. Soon I was at the back fence and I was trapped, He advanced toward me closer and closer until I could smell the stench coming from him, and see the worms and bugs crawling on his suit jacket. He took my hand and pulled me closer, when I was sure I was a goner I let out a blood curdling scream.
I shot up in bed my brow damp with sweat, Andy had his arms around me as I took deep breaths to settle my racing heart. I was still in his arms when I laid back down, I glanced at the cloc
"Accident""Daddy?""Accident"3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ooh ? What?" Homer snapped a little bit out of his work upon hearing the small voice and a tug on his leg. He smiled, knowing that little voice and turned to face the young Bartholomew J. Simpson.
With a gentle expression, his father asked, "Hey, son. Can I do something for you?"
"Teddy bear?" Bart pointed up to a shelf, "Please, Daddy?"
Seeing the ragged brown stuffed animal sitting there, Homer nodded, "Of course, son. Let me get it for you." As he took it down, Homer sighed happily, "I had almost forgotten about this."
As the young boy received the special bear, he said, "Thanks, dada. I will be nice to it."
Homer lifted his son in his arms, "I got this teddy bear when I was your age. My mother gave it to me. You can have it. It's a father-son gift, be nice to it." As he spoke these loving words, the two embraced warmly, wanting to never stop this moment.
Then his father placed him on the ground as he said, "Go out and play with your new teddy bear." As Bart walked of
Best FriendMy head hurts so much. I can barely see anymore. My joints ache, but I try not to show it.Best Friend6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I hear you come in. I am excited, and yet I am slower in showing it these days. I get up gently and come to you. Your hand is held out for me. I wag my tail and you scratch my ears.
I love when you scratch my ears, and pet me. Why so much tonight? You must be lonely, I'll lick your hand.
Why did you pull your hand away? I feel your sadness. I wag my tail and nuzzle you. A grin shows itself on your face, and you pet my head.
When you sit down I put my head on your lap. I've been to big to fit on your lap for a while. I miss that.
You're so sad, I can tell. I wish I knew what it was. For some reason even I cannot comfort you tonight.
You pull out my old toy. That aged ball with the frayed rope. I try to grab it from you, but my mouth pains me to open it too wide. You lay it on the couch and I sniff it. I hope you remember when we would play with it. It was my favorite. You always tried to pry it fr
Simpsons:Hope and ExpectationsIt's two A.M.Simpsons:Hope and Expectations3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Even though I've been working through eight hour shifts for the past three days and feel exhausted, I just can't sleep. My mind is racing with thoughts about what I have put myself through, and most importantly what Marge has gone through. I keep thinking if I did the right thing by marrying her, I love her to death but I can't believe I went as far as to get her pregnant. I mean it's great that I will soon be a Dad, but will I be a good provider for him?
Working these eight hour shifts have been long and tedious, flipping burgers is not my idea of fun, and neither is sitting by the drive through waiting for some low life to show up and ask for a meal. They always want something special on that meal, extra mayo, no onions, can the hamburger have no meat in it, that of course it not possible, but I just humor them and give them a fake smile when they come up to the window. And I do it all for Marge.
I miss her so much right now, but I really don't deserve her, not a bum li
Cal on omegle rpCal on omegle rp1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Okay so i got in a chat with some dude and i told him i was a casual hipster and he hated me from then on out
Stranger: dafuq ..
Stranger: umm yea
You: i think i should be saying
You: da fuq
Stranger: you people should burn..
You: Come on and throw another insult at me
You: i know you could do better
You: u just said that
Stranger: no i didnt...
You: Stranger: you the bitch here
Stranger: facking hipster
You: Says the one who cant spell fucking
Stranger: you people should burn
Stranger: really man
Stranger: fucking annoing
You: Said that too
Stranger: please die..m
You: I dont think i can
You: Dirk wouldnt let that happen hehehehehee
You: My bro
You: He loves me ^ ^
Stranger: hes hipster?
You: he is sugoi
Stranger: a what?
You: But in japanesse
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: . . .
My secret agentMy secret agentMy secret agent3 months ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
By: Amaría4565 dA.
Tú, un agente
El que mis planes detiene
Te admiro todos los días
Y tenerte muy cerca de mí
Adoro tu inocencia
Tú forma de mirar
La forma en cómo has de ocultar
Lo que en tu corazón hay
Eso no lo puedo hacer
No quiero herirte
Te conozco bien
Se todo de ti.
No logro comprender…
Eres mi enemigo
Pero siempre estás conmigo
Pero se ha vuelto imposible
Como odiar tu sonrisa
La forma en que tus ojos brillan
Llenos de alegría y felicidad
Cuando mis planes vienes a evitar
Tú eres de tu familia
Eres su mascota solamente
Tú eres de la agencia
Para ellos trabajas
Tú eres de todos
Te tengo que compartir
Y realmente lo odio
Pero aun así
Tú sigues siendo mío
Tú eres mío
Junto con tus profundos secretos
Y tus prohibidos sentimientos
¡Tú eres mi agente secreto!
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 26 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
MNIF,FF chapter 1 My Name Is FletcherMNIF,FF chapter 17 months ago in Comedy More Like This
My name is Fletcher, Ferb Fletcher.
I like to think of myself as a very normal teen. I have a pretty normal job. I am the publisher of The Daily Danville. It is the most popular newspaper on Danville island or should I say Danville city. I like NORMAL things like pop music (like Big Time Rush, I'm a boy-rusher) and good books. I always wear a suit and tie. I don't like to stand out in a crowd. When I order a pizza, I take it plain. No anchovies, please! I don't like loud classical music. I don't wear clothes with polka dots or stripes or BRIGHT COLOURS. And I will take a slice of Bland American cheese over a chunk of Jalapeno hot-pepper cheese any day.
As you can see, I like my life to be calm and peaceul. I know some people might think I'm plain, or even boring. That may be true. But that is how I like it! So why am I telling you this?
Let me Explain........................................
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party member from KO, with 25% of
pnf : Amigos Inseparables... p23phineas cojio con cuidado a isabella y la puso en la silla de ruedaspnf : Amigos Inseparables... p231 year ago in Profiles More Like This
al llegar a la cafeteria,phineas pidio dos chocolates calientes y de pronto a phineas se le vino un recuerdo del pasado que debia hablarlo urgentemente,no decidio esperad
phineas: izy,esta rico el choco?
isabella: mmm....,esta buenisimo,te calienta el cuerpo bastante....
phineas: si...jaja...,em,isa,te quiero consultar una cosa del pasado que no pense preguntartelo aqui...pero debi decirlo,puedo?
isabella: claro!,que es?
phineas: isa,recuerdas cundo estabamos en el insti y asap...bueno....,"traga saliva" te hizo...eso,al acabar casi todo....,tu me dijiste que querias hacerlo por primera vez conmigo....,la verdad,me sorprendio......mucho y no se que debia decir en esos momentos asi que...
isabella: "o///o" bueno,que quieres decir...con esto?
phineas: a lo que quiero llegar se...de verdad querias decir eso? si no te molesta!
isabella: SI! queria decirlo,pasa...pasa algo?,la verdad no quiero hablar de eso....fue...como u
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
South Park Asylum RP Kyle BroflovskiSouth Park Asylum RP Kyle Broflovski2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
South Park Asylum Application
Name: Kyle Broflovski
Short Past: I'm the only Jewish kid in South Park, apart from my adopted brother Ike, I live with a very forceful mom who pushes me to be good at everything and my dad (he's nothing special), I'm one of the smartest kids in school and can work things out in a flash, I still hang out with Stan a lot and sometimes Kenny, we managed to dump Cartman onto Butters so he's finally out of my hair.
- Intelligent so if we get trapped I'm sure i can find a way out
- I have a small build so i can fit through small gaps
- I can fight (got that jersey blood in me)
- Incredibly stressed so i may freak out at some points
- Easily Angered
Reason for entering the Asylum: Stan was talking about it with Craig, i didn't want to go but he managed to persuade me.
Have you seen the doctor yet?: Luckily no
You're locked up! (oh noes!) What do you do?: Try to pick the loc
operacion veranoInsertar intro de KNDoperacion verano2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
TRANSMITIENDO MISION PARA KND: LOS CHICOS DEL BARRIO/PHINEAS Y FERB
Capitulo I: "Un nuevo comienzo"
"Las leyendas no nacen sino se hacen" -decían nuestros antepasados- la verdad tenían mucha razón ya que para que nazca una leyenda debe terminar una historia y comenzar una nueva. Este era el caso que estamos presenciando en estos momentos: La despedida de #1
Después de que el sector V derroto a Padre transformado en un dragón, consiguiendo su pipa y dando la última pelea a los Encantadores Niños de la Otra Cuadra en el rally, uno de los científicos se llevó a #1 a un lugar que parecía ser el "Gran cañón", murallas de piedra estaban de lado a lado y el piso era tierra, la noche estaba ya cayend
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 36 years ago in Short Stories More Like This