Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard EpisodesAah Bart Simpson. What can you say about him?Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard Episodes1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Me? I’ve got nothing but hatred towards this repulsive, disgusting, evil, despicable, hateable dick-head of a character.
I’m dead serious, Bart Simpson is my most hated character in all of fiction. If I made a list of my most hated character in all of fiction, he would be number one without any second thoughts. I have never seen a character so despicable, unlikeable and overall hateable in all of my life. It disgusts me that the writers of The Simpsons actually think this is a good character to have as their protagonist, or heck, even a good character IN GENERAL. Only a sociopath, a bully, a rebellious little sod or a brain-dead chimpanzee would consider this a good character and the fact that Bart Simpson is not only one of the main characters of The Simpsons, but also a PROTAGONIST, it just makes the show even more unbearable than it actually is. The bad writing and the terrible comedy is bad enough but Bart…he’s t
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Heroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart SimpsonBart Simpson is one of the worst fictional characters ever created in the history of mankind. He has no morals or ethical constraints whatsoever. Loyalty is a foreign concept to Bart because he is incapable of showing any towards any person or cause. Bart causes mayhem and destruction just for the sake of causing mayhem and destruction, and he does so without hesitation, restraint, mercy or guilt. Sure, you may be able to name a few nice things Bart Simpson has done, but those nice things are superficial, and when you combine them with all the terrible, rotten, evil things he has done, trying to find the nice things is like trying to find a sparkling necklace in a lake of pure oil 100 feet deep with the surface area as big as the state of Texas. And worst of all-Bart Simpson is a character that we're supposed to like. If you've recently turned against because you have recently read an articleHeroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart Simpson1 year ago in Editorial More Like This
The Looney Tune Movie 10And now, time for the final chapter.The Looney Tune Movie 103 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 10: Welcome to Hollywood
Some hours later, the Looney Tunes finally arrived in Hollywood. They were excited as the McKimson Mayhem bus was making his way through the city. They were able to see the famous Hollywood letters.
"Look at the ocean! It's so great!" Daffy commented when they came near a beach.
Some minutes later, they came across an observatory and stopped right next to it. Marvin and Tyr'ahnee were amazed when they noticed it.
"Is that " Marvin began to say.
"Yep, Marv. That's the observatory I was talkin' about earlier." Bugs replied. "If I recall, you and Tyr'ahnee wanted to have a good view of Venus."
"Thank you for remembering that. We are grateful for that." The female Martian said.
Marvin and his Queen were about to stand up and leave the bus. Before they could do that, they suddenly stopped and looked at each other. The other Looney Tunes next to them weren't sure what was going on.
"Is there somethin' wrong?" The rabb
The Looney Tune Movie 07More reviews to answer.The Looney Tune Movie 074 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Fizzucker: Your ideas for Maria Hill, Mr. Sinister and Jim Morita might work. I'll probably wait to see the Avengers movie before deciding on the Maria Hill role. As for your DC fanmakes, here's one thing you shouldn't forget: DON'T use MY heroes. By that, I mean don't use Mario as Superman, don't use Sonic as Batman, don't use Mulan as Wonder Woman and don't use Sasuke as John Stewart. Use Danny Phantom as Superman, Darkwing Duck as Batman, Sailor Moon as Wonder Woman and either Ben Tennyson or Jake Long as John Stewart.
MWolfL: Yeah, I like "Ned's Newt". There are some stuff I don't like in this show, like how some characters can act like a bunch of morons at times, or when the colors used in the animation in later episodes became a darker tone even in daylight, but I still like this show. Newton is an obvious rip-off of Genie from "Aladdin", but he's a good rip-off. Yeah, a good rip-off. Odd to say, isn't it? As for SpongeBob and Patrick, no, they won't show
The Looney Tune Movie 09Before we get to the next chapter, I have to answer Fizzucker's review. I might accept Aku as the Shadow King. Some of the choices for Apocalypse might be okay, though I don't see Orochimaru, K. Rool or Doomsday as that character. None of your ideas for Molten Man works. Gemlin? Who the heck is Gemlin? For Black Panther, don't suggest Shadow. He's already cast as a Daredevil character. When you suggest a character that's already cast, at least find someone else that might replace that character in his previous role. Danny and Zuko might work, though. I'm not too sure about the T-Rex as Fin Fang Foom. As for the Pyscho Rangers Sorry, but I've stopped watching "Power Rangers" years before "Power Rangers in Space" was made and I only mostly remember "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers". And even then, I'm just a VERY small casual fan of that franchise.The Looney Tune Movie 093 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Now, time for the next chapter.
Chapter 9: Showdown at the Western Town
Once again, the Looney Tunes were back on the road, this time usin
The Simpsons: DeconstructionThe Simpsons: Deconstruction1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
As is usual for an episode of The Simpsons, our story begins in Springfield.
Bart Simpson wrote on the chalkboard "I will do something meaningful instead of writing a fic that celebrates an immortal show." As soon as the bell rang, he went out on his skateboard.
He bounced atop a pile of leaves Groundskeeper Willie was raking on his way, revealing Barney Gumble to be buried beneath the leaves.
We cut to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where Homer once again leaves with a carbon rod under his shirt.
Lisa Simpson is yet again kicked out of music class by Mr. Largo for deviating from the song the class was supposed to play. As usual, she blissfully walked down the halls while still playing her saxophone.
Marge drives home with Maggie playing with a toy steering wheel. Both of them honk their horns, which wakes up Grampa, who was also in the car.
Eventually, the entire family made it home.
Everyone sat on the couch and sighed, as if they had been doing hard grueling work this past 27
Essteka's Toy Story 05After a long while, here's another chapter. To answer Tomahawk41's review, well I've just seen the Sonic OAV movie one month ago and I think I have an idea for a reference to this one. As for AoStH, I don't have any idea to make a reference to this one yet, but I'll think about it. Of course, if anyone has an idea for a reference to AoStH that I can put in this story, I'll consider it.Essteka's Toy Story 055 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Anyway, let's continue.
Chapter 5: Mario's Mistake
The next morning, Mario opened the toy box lid, looking around to see if Bart was still there. As he noticed that the boy, the plumber opened the toy box completely and sighed in relief.
"Finally..." he said before noticing something strange. His hat wasn't on his head anymore. "Hey! Where's-a my hat?"
All of sudden, a toy shaped like a red and blue feathered bird named Woody Woodpecker appeared, with Mario's hat on his head.
"Look at me! I'm Super Mario! I wanna eat some pasta!" said Woody, smirking.
"Ha, ha... Very funny..." said the plumber, a bit tir
Essteka's Toy Story 11Chapter 11: Being a ToyEssteka's Toy Story 114 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As Mario was still resting his head against the window, still depressed that his life has no hope, he heard some noises coming from behind. The plumber turned around, as his eyes widened when he saw the mutant toys surrounding Sonic. The hedgehog didn't even seem to notice the mutant toys.
"SONIC!" yelled Mario.
The plumber rushed to save the hedgehog from the mutant toys. His life was hopeless, but he wasn't going to let Sonic being in trouble.
"Leave him alone! I won't-a let you eat him!" exclaimed Mario.
All of sudden, Stewie turned around and grabbed Sonic's arm from Mario. However, the plumber wasn't going to let the arm go, so they started to 'play' a game of tug-of-war with it around the room.
"Let it-a go! I said to let it-a go!" exclaimed the plumber.
Some seconds later, Stewie shook the arm around enough to throw the plumber against the wall. As Stewie, with Sonic's arm, went back to where the mutant toys and Sonic were, Mario stood up, groaning. He th
Kidnapped Ch. 5Kidnapped! Chapter 5Kidnapped Ch. 57 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Milhouse Van Houten ran down the sidewalk past his house. His mom, Luann, called for him many times, but he ignored her. The only thing on his mind was the fact that his true love was gone. And It could be that way for rest of his life. He stopped at what seemed to be a Great Shadow. It looked all too firmiliar -- and sounded that way too.
"What are you doing, guffball?" came the voice.
"I was looking for...Maggie?" Milhouse tried again. Then a pounding sensation flew into the center of his stomach.
"HA-HA!" came a laugh from the same voice.
"Nelson! Leave me alone!" moaned Milhouse.
"That's for actually caring about people!" he declaired, walking in a different direction. Milhouse paced down the sidewalk once more.
After a long half hour of scattering around town for Lisa, he was led back to the Simpson's house, in search for Bart's letter. He bursted through the door, identical as how he did previously, and swarmed Bart for the letter.
"Give me the letter! I ne
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Thank god! *Bart jumped out of the car*
Lisa: Just in time. *Lisa looked at Homer then got out of the car quickly*
Seymour: Ok everyone, remember to stick
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
Essteka's Toy Story 01After a long wait, here's finally my Toy Story fanmake. It took me a while mostly because of lazyness and some other stuffs. But anyway, here's the first chapter of my first Pixar fanmake. Enjoy!Essteka's Toy Story 016 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: You've Got A Friend In Me
Our story begins in a room, a typical average children's room to be exact. Here, the room had plenty of boxes on the ground. All these boxes had drawings on them, making them looking like buildings. Near the boxes was a young yellow-skinned boy with spiky hair. He was wearing a red shirt, blue shorts and blue and white shoes. His name is Bart Simpson. At the moment, he was holding a toy that looked like a green-feathered duck with an orange bill and orange webbed feet. The duck was wearing a sleeveless white shirt. His name is Plucky Duck. At this moment, he was holding a toy gun.
"Raise your hands! It's a hold-up!" said Bart as Plucky. "None of you move or I'll shoot!"
Some other toys of all kind were standing on the ground, not moving at all. Soon, the ye
The Wonderful Winter chapter 3Life for you was hard. You had just become a Guardian, but you felt alone.The Wonderful Winter chapter 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
You sat by the window in your room at North's workshop. You looked out at the tall snow covered mountains. You sighed
and tried not to cry. You really missed your best friend and your family. You felt a hand on your shoulder. You turn around
and find Jack. He sits down next to you. "What's wrong?" he askes, in a calming tone. "I-I really miss my friends and family."
you manage to say without crying. Jack nods. "I did too. But you make new ones. And really, North is like a father to me.
He might be like one to you one day." You really didn't think about that. North was like your father, or grandpa. He loved
having fun and enjoyed childen.
"Yes. He is." you reply. Jack smiles. You continue to stare out the window. Jack quietly moves closer to you on the sofa.
You don't notice and when you turn around to ask him how old he is, you blush noticing he is just a few inches
away from you. You look into his amazing blue
dont leave medont leave me3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
im a crybaby.
i get sad over the littlest of things.
it hurts when someone else hurts.
they call it a blessing
i call it a curse
when someone else hurts, i feel it too
when there is sadness, im sad.
when there is pain, i bleed.
i hate this curse.
i care way too much.
i care for people.
i care if someone is sad.
i dont want them to be sad
because when they're sad, im sad
when they hurt, i hurt
i try to make them happy
so that im happy
and there is no pain
i become close to them
they become close to me
we're close to each other
i dont want them to hurt
because i can feel their pain
i dont want them too feel that pain
i become so caring..
i become so close..
.. i become so..
because i want them to be happy
once they go away
once they go on their own
once they go to a better place
.. leave me
i grow my own pain
i call my 'blessing' a curse for a reason.
because when others feel pain, i feel it
The Looney Tune Movie 08To answer MWolfL's review, I've seen "Car of Tomorrow". Yeah, there are a lot of puns in that one.The Looney Tune Movie 083 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 8: Stuck in the Desert
Back in the movie, the Looney Tunes were back on the road with their car. They were still driving towards Hollywood, coming across some beautiful landscapes.
Daffy: Oh, beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains' majesties
Above the fruited plain!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
The duck sighed proudly when he was done singing.
"There is patriotism in every American duck!" Daffy said. The duck then turned around, seeing the Martians sitting on the backseat. Rita and Runt were on the backseat too. The cat was actually sitting on Runt's head. "Could you please remind me why these two are coming with us?" He asked to Bugs.
"They said they always wanted to go to Hollywood too, so I figured it might be nice to have them join us." The rabbit r
TCSE 23I like your suggestions, Nightw2. Ill be sure to use them.TCSE 236 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And to the guy who ask where is the Sheik of this story, just read Nightw2s review.
Chapter 23: The Ancient Ministers Real Identity
Lets go back to see Kim and Bloo. Right now, they were running in a corridor while the alarm was heard. They had no doubt that some robots would appear at any moment to try to stop them.
I told you not to put your face into that security camera! said Kim to the blob, glaring at him.
What? I was sure I was gonna appear in a TV show! answered Bloo.
The basic average girl and the blue blob ran soon into a bunch of futuristic robots. Kim used a grappling hook and used it to swing herself around and hit some robots. She used her agility to dodge shots coming from these mechanical baddies. Bloo used his paddleball against the robots, and it surprisingly worked. After beating some of them, they noticed an Assist Trophy appearing. K
Essteka's Toy Story 06Once again, after a while, here's another chapter.Essteka's Toy Story 065 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 6: Lost Toys
After the Simpsons left to go at Krusty Burger, the toys in Bart's room were trying to save Sonic, unaware that the hedgehog wasn't in the bushes below the window anymore. Soon enough a chain of toy creatures known as the Pikmin was dangling above where Sonic landed on the ground.
"We need more Pikmin. It's too short." said Krypto.
"Bad news here. There's no other Pikmin." said Garfield, checking the barrel where the Pikmin came from which was empty.
"Oh, this is great." groaned Plucky. "Pulled those creatures back." he said as Krypto did what he said.
"Hey, Sonic!" exclaimed Gonard. "Don't worry! Hum... We're trying to find a way to save you." He turned to the others as he said: "I hope he's alright."
As it was dark outside, the Simpsons arrived at a gas station, stopping near one of the pumps.
"Alright, time to fill this baby up." sa
The Looney Tune Movie 02Whoa, 6 reviews. That's a pretty good start I gotta say. Thanks to everyone who read the first chapter!The Looney Tune Movie 024 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Terranova210486: Really? You saw The Muppet Movie the other night? Eh, that's quite a coincidence. XD
Great suggestions, Nightw2. I'll be sure to use them when the time comes.
Chapter 2: Enter Daffy Duck
Some days later, Bugs was still tunneling underground. He was hoping to arrive in Hollywood as soon as possible. Then, during one afternoon, he stopped tunneling, right before coming out of the ground and in the middle of a road.
"And here I am, in Hollywood!" He exclaimed, holding his arms in the air. The rabbit then dropped them as he looked around and realized something. "Wait a second This doesn't look like Hollywood!" He said, angry. "Oh, I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albukoikee! Well, looks like Wait a minute."
Bugs turned around as he noticed a billboard on the side of the road. On the billboard, it was written "Monty Burns' Hasenpfeffer".
SM: For NapoleonxviIn a small city of Springfield we find the famous cartoon couple Homer and Marge Simpson as they set out to get a few items from the mall for Marge's upcoming charity bake sale. That is until she sees Homer munching on some of her ingredients.SM: For Napoleonxvi6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Marge: * groans* Oh Homer!
Homer: What? I was just making sure they were fresh.
Suddenly at the Jewelry section of the mall three bank robbers with ski masks emerges. The leader emerges carrying a large diamond in his hand. The robbers escaped from the police but ended up bumping into both Marge and Homer.
The diamond flew out of the leaders hand and landed inside Marge's tall hairdo.
Female robber: Hey our loot in that ladies hair.
Male robber: What do we do? We'll never find it in that mess.
Leader: Take her with us.
The two robbers carried Marge off as the leader knocked Homer over.
Marge: HOMIE! HELP!
Homer: ACK! MARGE! DON'T WORRY HONEY I'M COMING!
Homer starts running after them.
Homer: Must save Marge ACK! Oh I hit the wal
The Looney Tune Movie 05Time to answer some reviews.The Looney Tune Movie 054 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
MWolfL: Yeah, I do plan on doing something similar with the other Muppet films, in chronological order that is. Also, yeah, I do plan on making Looney Tunes versions of other movies, one of them being the original Star Wars trilogy.
Fizzucker: No offense, but I'm not really much of a fan of crossover couples. There are some I like, but honestly, I prefer canon couples over crossover ones. Also, the crossover couples you're mentioning there are mostly from franchises I'm not familiar with (Winx Club, SRMTHFG, Yu Yu Hakusho, Digimon Frontier) or that I'm barely familiar with (Final Fantasy), so I don't care about those couples. Plus, some of these couples include villains and I ain't much of a villain-shipping fan anyway. I respect that you like those couples, but I don't care much about these couples.
In other words, everything Nightw2 said in his latest review is true.
Anyway, here's the next chapter.
Chapter 5: Love is in the Hare
The next day, a carnival
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 05Guest, do you think I'm dumb enough to not think of using Yoshi as Bullseye in the first place? I've thought of using that idea for years by now. Also, I already planned to use Luigi as an extra and I have someone else in mind for the role of Stinky Pete.Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 053 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 5: Mobians vs. Hidden Sound Ninjas
The next day, Hinata was on TV, talking with another reporter. It was a Korean-American woman named Linda Park. The dark blue-haired woman was telling what happened to her in the subway the other day.
"Honestly, Hinata, this sounds less like your average subway mugging." Linda said to her.
"Pretty much, Linda." Hinata replied.
At the same time, in the young woman's apartment, the Mobians were watching her on her TV.
"Man, she's great as a reporter." Sonic said.
"She's such a pretty gal too!" Charmy eagerly said.
"They are known as the Hidden Sound Clan." Hinata continued on TV.
"The Hidden Sound Clan?" Linda asked. "That's a strange name."
"I know. However, I've spoken with people from Japan