Cicero Tribute: On the HuntAnd if I spy a sitting manCicero Tribute: On the Hunt2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I'll strike him down
Before he stands
And if I spy a cunning thief
I'll slit his tongue
Before he speaks
And if I spy an eccentric priest
I'll pierce his throat
Before he screams
And if I spy a conjuring mage
I'll expel their familiar
Before it's raised
And if I spy a sweeping maid
I'll steal her sweetroll
Before it's glazed
Krystal's Feet Worship NightIt was quiet aboard the Great Fox as Fox McCloud was sitting on the bridge of the ship doing absolutely nothing. He hadnt gotten any reports from General Pepper so the galaxy was at peace but Fox was really bored. On the ship was his best friend Falco Lombardi who was in the garage and Krystal who was by his side.Krystal's Feet Worship Night6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Since there was nothing to do Krystal gave out a yawn as she was stretching her body out while wearing her new suit. You know Krystal you can go to bed if you want to. I dont mind staying out here, said Fox. She shook her head and said, Its fine Fox I dont mind staying with you.
Fox nodded a little as he went back into the computer to sort some files. Meanwhile in the garage Falco was just cleaning up his jet as he was scrubbing everywhere on it. Man I wish we were getting something to do because Im really starting to get bored around here, said Falco as he continued to clean his jet.
Fox was still on his compu
Moments: OdditiesLinesMoments: Oddities3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Altaïr stared down at the sketch placed before him.
Surely this was a joke. There was no way someone - the person who did this - was serious while making this. He was tempted to turn to Ezio and ask if he knew of anyone who would draw such things. Though said Italian seemed quite distracted earlier.
After handing him this, this...thing. Warmth slightly colored his cheeks once he figured out what the image was.
Again: surely this was a joke.
Perhaps he should go visit Leonardo. The man would know someone who drew like this - given he's locked in his workshop most of the time. Deciding to do so he rolled up the paper and tucked it securely near his heart, inside the button-up shirt he wore - since being in this time and wearing his usual attire would attract undesired attention.
Once he reached the young artist's home the Arabian knocked softly, raking his knuckles against the wood. Moments later the blond opened it.
"Ciao, Altaïr!" he greeted, spread
Hellsing: Matchmaker 5After a lot of struggling and some intervention from Walter, Alucard and Harley managed to be separated. The vampire was alright except for being pissed off, while Harley had yet another splitting headache and more bumps on her head and a scraped up elbow. She was sulking in the kitchen while Walter applied some disinfectant to the cut.Hellsing: Matchmaker 57 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"It wasn't very smart to go and wake Alucard up like that," the butler was explaining while she stayed silent and still, glaring a hole into the fridge. "You know how he is...He's going to have to get used to you again. You should probably leave him alone for a while...You're already bruised up."
"Tch. I'll live," She muttered, looking at the ceiling. "...He's such a pus-" Walter clamped a hand over her mouth before she could finish the word.
"Harley...I suggest you refrain from calling Alucard any vulgar names, no matter how much he deserves it, at least until tomorrow," He warned, putting a Band-Aid on her elbow. "The next time you two bump heads, we
Hellsing: Matchmaker 2An hour later, Alucard and Walter had managed to "Harley" proof the mansion. This meant that anything that was flammable and/or could cause fire/explosions was put out of her reach. ((And this was actually quite easy, but more on that later...)) So now, Walter and Integra were waiting outside for her while Alucard went back down to the basement to retrieve his depressed, less-than-willing-to-move fledgling. He wasn't exactly thrilled about the task. Oh, he could make Seras move easily enough; It was the commentary that came with it. Seras was usually very sweet, but definitely not when she was like this.Hellsing: Matchmaker 29 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
One more thing to have to deal with, He thought, sulking as he trotted down the stairs, in no rush to complete this task. As if that demented teen wasn't enough...Stupid kid... He walked down the hallway, stopping at the Police Girl's door. Police Girl.
What? Came the reply, sounding more depressed than annoyed. No Master, he noticed, and he felt a prick of annoyance. Wit
NZ: RICHTOFEN LITTLE REVENGENAZI ZOMBIES RANDOM CONVERSATIONSNZ: RICHTOFEN LITTLE REVENGE3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
RICHTOFENS LITTLE REVENGE
During a wave of Nova 6 crawlers, Dempsey thought it be funny to trip Richtofen into the fumes of a crawlers(Now not anywhere near enough to kill you but enough to make you want to vomit). Sure enough Richtofen was not pleased, he was PISSED!!!
And it Begins
Dempsey: Hahahah I got you good Richtofen
Richtofen: ohh yeah, you got me alright. But will it be worth it? Ja!
Dempsey: uhhh what the hell do you mean by that?
Richtofen: ohh nothing. Its nothing. Mwhahahahaha
Dempsey: then whats with the fuckin freaky laugh
Richtofen: ohhh yeah that hehe, I was thinking about the dumb Russian with that zombie.
Dempsey: *says w/ a nervous tone* ohh yeah that.
Richtofen: That foolish Dempsey, this will be the last time he messes zhe doctor!
i have all the tools to punish that little monkey!
~DEMPSEY FINDS RICHTOFEN
Dempsey: Hey uhhh richtofen hmmm im sorry about that thing I did you know
Richtofen: Yes yes yes,
Chain Reaction.Dante sighed as he walked along the dingy alley. He'd just finished up slaying god knows what, and eternal sleep was feeling too tempting for him. What's up with me? Usually I'm ok with the slaying. Maybe I got poi- no, that's crazy ass shit. He thought, idly. He carried on walking, until he could see the crimson lights of his place, 'Devil May Cry'. He stopped. He looked at his place, then at Love Planet, the local strip club. He looked back. Again and again. In the end, he let his thirst for sleep be put aside, and trudged to the club.Chain Reaction.8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He walked up to the stained bar and ordered pure Vodka. It was one of those nights where he needed to get so pissed that he didn't know who he was. He slowly drank the vile stuff, and turned in his stool to look at the stage. Surprisingly, there wasn't a man in sight, just women in the audience. This isn't a gay night, is it?! Oh man... He turned back in his seat. He shook the dirty thoughts he was having in his mind, and stared blankly i
RichtofenXPhsyco!Reader-Love can drive you insaneRichtofenXPhsyco!Reader-Love can drive you insane2 years ago in Settings More Like This
This is a gift for my fellow Richtofen fangirls...I hope you enjoy~
Special thanks to:
& Each of my fans~
Richtofen heard a psychotic laughter from the nurse working next door,that psychotic nurse was none other than you. "YOU LIKE ZHAT DON'T YOU?!" You screamed over and over again. Richtofen laughed to himself as he continued to sever his own "patient" the person wasn't unconscious so they screamed in horror every time he cut off another body part but he didn't find discomfort in this,he actually loved the sounds of his patients screams,almost a little to much as a matter of fact.
As soon as Richtofen finished with the patient he was working on and cleaned up he yelled over to were you working "Vell,Ich bin turning in for zhe nacht,auf wiedersehen,(Name)!" You peeped out from your office with blood all over your face and a heart in your hand "Auf wiedersehen,Richtofen!!" You called b
Hellsing: Matchmaker 3It took a good ten minutes to calm Harley and Alucard down enough to separate them. Because after Harley hit the ground and screamed for help, she promptly latched herself to the vampire's leg, refusing to let go and threatening to bite him. This didn't quite have a very positive reaction since he proceeded to shake his leg and make the teenager dizzy. But after Integra shot Alucard's hat off, both of them quieted down, though they kept shooting the other very dirty looks.Hellsing: Matchmaker 38 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I've never seen Master act like that... Seras thought as the group walked inside. She had the misfortune of walking between the two quarreling persons, and she wasn't exactly enjoying it. She sighed heavily and her shoulders slumped.
"Hey, what's the matter?" Harley asked, deciding the ignore Alucard for now. The teen cringed a little. "I'm sorry; it was because of the yelling, wasn't it?" Gosh, I got to remember that the big bully ain't the-"
"INTEGRA, ALUCARD HIT ME AGAIN!"
"I DID NOT!"
Santa Wears A Red Trench CoatPublished: 07-17-10 - Updated: 07-17-10 id:6151085Santa Wears A Red Trench Coat3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
John Seward took a deep, liberating breath of winter air, sighing out a cloud that wrapped around his face as his tan gloves caught one another to warm his hands. Green eyes darted up to the sign above the door, shaded by sandy bangs, and the man read the store name he had been searching for. The accomplishment brought a smile to his face, but the expression was soon wiped away by a presence that made the cold frigid and biting rather than cleansing. Alucard stared at him blankly, the red eyes making John nervous and irritated at the same time. He ignored the vampire and stepped into the shop.
The bell tingled pleasantly when the door opened, and then again when it shut. A shiver started to descend the man's spine when he did not hear the bell when Alucard entered.
For God's sake, it's Christmas. John closed his eyes and sighed bitterly. Why would Abraham force the creature on me now? Especially when I cam
Home- BBC Watson x Reader Chpt. 9You got up early or rather just got ready early, you’d become a bit of an insomniac so there was not really any getting up involved. It had been four days since you’d saved John and you had talked to him briefly the day before so he would quit worrying. Such a worrier that man… you could practically feel him doing so through the walls and door.Home- BBC Watson x Reader Chpt. 95 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
So you’d put on your best face for him until you were sure he was satisfied and then locked yourself back in Sherlock’s room to think. He’d said maybe you should go visit Sherlock’s grave. At first you’d hated the idea but anything was better then just staring at the ceiling, so here you were- fully dressed yet entirely disheveled, walking up a grassy hill as the sun barely peeked over the horizon. You yawned as you came to your destination, plopping down in front of the stone marker to trace the letters of his name with shaky fingers.
Sherlock froze when he saw you there, quietly crying in front
Love, Blood and Tears: Chapter 5Love, Blood & TearsLove, Blood and Tears: Chapter 52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Shepard laid in her bed, willing herself to fall asleep. She looked over at her clock 0100. She abandoned all hope of sleeping and decided to go grab some coffee and get some paperwork done.
Her paperwork didn't take as long as she thought and now she was even more awake because of the coffee. She headed to the observation room. She sat there, looking out at the stars. For a moment, the galaxy seemed so peaceful.
Jack wasn't one to sleep much either. She made her way to the observation room and saw Shepard sitting there.
"Hey," said Jack as she sat down on the couch.
"Hey there, couldn't sleep either, huh?"
"No, I don't sleep much. I'm used to it."
They sat there for awhile without saying another word just staring out at the stars.
"It's beautiful, isn't it? Almost feels as though everything is right in the galaxy," said Shepard, finally breaking th
Dragon Age Fan Comic - Stronger IIIDragon Age Fan Comic - Stronger III6 months ago in Romance More Like This
The feeling of his body against hers, his smell, his heat... All of it was driving Valerija crazy. Than he was gone, stumbling backwards as if he needed to force himself to let go of her.
For a long moment they stared each other into the eyes. She saw his passion, his need... but also his reluctance and stubborn pride. Than he simply turned and walked away.
Without thinking, she was casting a fireball and threw it into his direction. It crashed against the wall next to the door to her balcony, leaving a black and burned spot. “Don’t be a coward!” she hissed.
Fenris had frozen, but did not turn to her and continued his way on the balcony instead.
“You don’t dare”, she whispered and was following him against all odds, knowing that he would be able to hear every single word she said. Snowflakes were dancing around them in a wild dance, getting caught in Valerijas hair, melting on her heated ski
Under Your SpellUnder Your SpellUnder Your Spell2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
By: DolphinBuster starring: Twilight Sparkle and Trixie
The humidity set down over Ponyville as the sun blazed it's rays, making everypony cower under trees within the shade while drinking a plentiful amount of cider. Rarity trotted alongside Applejack, her face dripping with sweat as she desperately tried to wipe it off.
Applejack made a huff and shaking her head while she looked at the white unicorn. She looked ahead, wishing that they would get to the Library already. Applejack smirked as she fastened her pace, leaving Rarity struggling to keep up.
"Applejack, Please slow down!" Rarity made a small leap toward Applejack, making no difference as Applejack continued her pace.
"Ain't gonna happen sugar. I want to get out of tis sun as much as you do, So you should be the one picking up da pace, we don't have much time." Applejack looked behind her at Rarity, who was almost at the point of dragging herself.
"I'm much to tired, and this humidity
It Had to Happen Series- Jude Law Watson x ReaderJohn was sitting across from his flatmate Sherlock Holmes in a rare moment of peaceful quiet when the man suddenly sat bolt up right, “No. This is terrible.”It Had to Happen Series- Jude Law Watson x Reader6 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“It must be prevented. Too impulsive and devious. And there will be tea and conversation… It’s not too late.” He ranted rapidly, getting up to go to the stairs at a bound just as there was a knock on the door, yelling, “Don’t open that door Mrs. Hudson. I can’t survive another visit. I’m still cross over the last…”
He trailed off seeing it was too late, Mrs. Hudson had already opened the door and you were now standing in their hallway. He took one look at you and his entire attitude changed, something was wrong, “What’s happened?”
You looked up at Sherlock from underneath a newsboy’s cap, revealing a badly bruised face, and your split lip trembled slightly, “It would seem I’m in a bit of trouble.
Drop (Alistair x Reader)The clink of metal rang through the castle as the King of Fereldan stomped down the halls. Candles glinted on the armor, reflecting light to odd places as he moved. The crown felt heavy on his head.Drop (Alistair x Reader)1 month ago in General Fiction More Like This
“If it wasn’t for her then I wouldn’t be here right now,” he whispered to himself as he held his crown in his hand that he was wearing only moments ago. Alistair was right, if it wasn’t for her, the Grey Warden he had worked with, he wouldn’t be king.
“It shall be your decision, who shall rule Fereldan?” The crowd waited in silence as she thought.
Her eyes danced between Alistair and Anora as if they were helping her argument in her own mind. “I think they should marry and both rule.”
Alistair shook his head and ran his hand through his hair. Both of the Wardens knew what would happen but the bastard son honored his friend’s-no his love’s request. And so after the battle with the Arch Demon; both of them living
No RegretsSeries Title: After the ReapersNo Regrets4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Game: Mass Effect
Disclaimer: Mass Effect universe © BioWare
Any character you haven't heard of © me
Thanks go to my Beta; Blueglaceon, who despite having little knowledge of the Mass Effect universe, agreed to edit the series anyway. Thanks, Blue!
Thanks also go to LuxDragon for allowing me to use ideas/exerts from his fic; Fight for the Lost
This little one-shot is set at the end of Project Overlord. Though in this case, it's set after the Suicide mission.
"Make it stop..." the savant begged, making eye contact with Shepard once again. And from the little that the human Spectre knew about autism, that gesture alone was a big deal.
Shepard headed David's pleas, looking sharply at the scientist beside her. "I've seen enough of your cruelty to know he'll never be free from it here. I'm taking him away." She turned to
The Lone Nightingale "Hey, I think my boss just asked you a question," the shorter man said. "And she's not one that takes being ignored lightly."The Lone Nightingale2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Nord shut his eyes momentarily, then stood slowly, the black cape flowing smoothly from his shoulders as he rose. Standing straight up, the man was easily a foot and a half taller than the obnoxious questioner, and six inches above the other person. Both wore dark armor that was form-fitting and had red highlights. A black hand clasp hung the half-capes off their shoulders.
"Charmed, really," the Nord answered slowly, "But I am a servant of Nocturnal, in both life and death. I have no interest in joining your organization."
"Hmph," the second person, a woman, scoffed. "Sithis is far older and more powerful than your Nocturnal. We shall see how the mistress of luck fares against the Void itself
RD Fanfic Ch.5 - De'Ja-Vu--- Act Two - Chapter Five --- De'ja-Vu ---RD Fanfic Ch.5 - De'Ja-Vu2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
( I get it, a lot of this is from AJ's PoV, deal with it :3 )
Warning - contains some material our more sensitive viewers may not wish to read. Not gore/violence.
-- Current Time --
" I'm a-comin' in, wether er' not yer' door stays in tact's up'ta you! " Applejack waited a moment. No response.
" Last chance! " She shouted. No response.
Dash opened an eye, and the severity of her situation dawned on her.
What had she done?
--- Ninety minutes previously ---
" DAMN IT! "
Something shattered, then something tore.
" Bet they were leading me on too... " A mare's sobs could be heard over the entourage of chaos in her home.
Dash was still infuriated over Applejack. " I wasn't lying! The damned element of HONESTY- " She threw a vase against another, the shards sticking out of the cloud floor. " -couldn't see that!? "
Dash walked into the kitchen, and went to town. Yelling obscenities, she tore down as much as she could. She overthrew
Bunfight at Sugarcube CornerThe Bunfight at Sugarcube Corner starring Braeburn Apple aka The Mysterious StrangerBunfight at Sugarcube Corner3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Celestia's sun was high in a boiling summer sky the day the Braeburn galloped into Ponyville, his hooves and vest brown with the dust of his long journey. He parted the sweaty strands of his amber fringe and tipped back his Stetson as he looked over the little town. The streets were deserted, and every house had its doors and windows tightly shut.
Ponyville was a ghost town. Now just where was everypony?
He stepped out into the town square as the clock on the Town Hall rang eleven in sonorous chimes like the beating of a solitary heart. A lone tumbleweed rolled through the square and Braeburn suddenly wondered:
Why is that you only ever see a tumbleweed when there's nopony else about?
He was walking past an abandoned flower-cart, its contents of gorgeous roses still on display, when a forehoof suddenly darted out from behind the cart and beckoned to him.
"Quick!" whispered t
The Book of Prophecies: The Trinity of the FourThe Book of Prophecies: The Trinity of the Four2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Of four is the inevitable omega of our discourse...
An end brought on by that which was the beginning
Soon the hoof prints will ride over
the fallen carcass of this great beast...
This war has been waged behind the scenes
And the fabrics that are the boundaries
between our worlds crumbles
with the forward march of Time.
In tribulation these walls shall crumble
and the war will pour out upon the stained grounds of the Earth.
The beating of wings and thumps of hooves shall
accompany the clashing of swords and talons.
And shall I find salvation in closing my eyes
and opening my filthy lips to prayer,
my ears shall still hear the bloodletting of
Brothers and sisters immortal. I can only pray.
My heart shall beat tears out of my eyes for this
Broken family above and below us now...
They are forever with my words to all our
Maker in Heaven thereupon his rightful throne.
For who amongst my fellow species can find the very
Grace of God in their hearts for even the lowest of fiends!
I plead to
Gay MarriageGay marriage is a truly controversial topic. Considering the majority of points made by both sides is based on opinions, prejudice, and religion, a debate over whether homosexuals deserve the same rights as everybody else is an iffy one.Gay Marriage6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
However, those for gay marriage have more fact and backing on their side than those against it. We will examine these facts in this essay.
The two most common arguments used by those against gay marriage often pertain to religion or the assumption that gays are unnatural (or other insults).
For now, lets look at the first argument. Keep in mind that not everyone believes in God. There are approximately 2.1 billion Christians on Earth, about 1 billion Catholics, and 12.5 million Mormons. It is a little difficult for 200 million Atheists to make their point against over half of the worlds population.
Honestly, I dont care what your Bible says. Or what your God says or what your priest told you or how your parents raised you. Who are you