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The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
A-BRA-HAM SIMP-SON
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
The Simpsons Fan Fic 1The Simpsons Fan Fic 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
Not so long ago...in a city far, far away...
"Homer, how many times have I told you to not do that to the television?!" A woman with a somewhat raspy voice scolded the overweight man with the balding head. "Marge," He said, "I'm only trying to make it more enjoyable for the whole family. Besides, I've never done this before, so it's impossible for you to have told me." He stated. Homer was in the living room, trying to set up the TV so it can hang off the wall, despite it being a box and weighed hundreds of pounds. Marge rolled her eyes and told him, "I did, it's in your contract!" Homer stopped what he was doing and turned to her. "What c
"Accident""Daddy?""Accident"3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ooh…? What?" Homer snapped a little bit out of his work upon hearing the small voice and a tug on his leg. He smiled, knowing that little voice and turned to face the young Bartholomew J. Simpson.
With a gentle expression, his father asked, "Hey, son. Can I do something for you?"
"Teddy bear?" Bart pointed up to a shelf, "Please, Daddy?"
Seeing the ragged brown stuffed animal sitting there, Homer nodded, "Of course, son. Let me get it for you." As he took it down, Homer sighed happily, "I had almost forgotten about this."
As the young boy received the special bear, he said, "Thanks, dada. I will be nice to it."
Homer lift
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She
MLP: FiMMLP: FiM1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
LP: FiM Meet Black Bow
A young white pegasus with a blonde mane and tail that were the colors of the sunlight. They were wavy like the ocean's waves. She had a black bows tied in her mane and tail. A new citizen of Ponyville, she looked at a map of Ponyville. It had a note attached to it with a paper clip. It said:
Find Rarity the Unicorn, Ponyville
Bump
Black Bow had just run into a Unicorn. Her papers of fashion designs went everywhere. "Oh I am so sorry, I was looking at my map" apologized Black Bow. She looked up to see a white mare with a beautiful purple mane and tail, with a cutie of three diamonds. "No no it's quite alright"
My Little Pony - There is a Season - Chapter 8My Little Pony - There is a Season - Chapter 81 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 8
Of Life, Love, and Loss
Pinkie Pie rolled over in her bed, her eyes peering from under the blankets. She rubbed sleep from her eyes, then slowly focused them on the tiny figure curled up in the blankets across from her. The pale little filly was now completely visible, eyes squeezed tight, as if upset.
"She must be dreaming." Pinkie whispered to herself, creeping gently from her bed. She tiptoed over to her new friend, a motherly smile spread across her face. She brushed a loving hoof through Zephyr's mane, straightening out some of the rogue curls that had developed. Her hoof brushed against something hard beneath the pastel g
My Little Pony - There is a Season - Chapter 7My Little Pony - There is a Season - Chapter 71 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 7
Ponies in Peril
Smoke billowed through the trees, turning the fringes of the Everfree Forest into a nightmare realm. Dark shapes seemed to loom up in front of Boldheart, shifting and moving with each crackle and spark of flames, while branches reached out from the smoke like claws to drag him down. Still he pressed on, ferrying water back and forth in specially made saddlebags, desperate to put out the potentially deadly fire.
It was times like these that he wished for even the tiniest levitation spell from his horn, but it stubbornly refused to give off even a spark. He was on his way back to the nearby stream when his ears pe
Final Fantasy Equestria Chapter 6 Untold destiny. Who would have known? I thought I'd done my part for the world but fate had other plans for me. Looking back on it; I don't think I'd change everything I'd done. Sure there were some bad decisions but the way I see it. It's what makes us human or in my case a pony. I just have to push on through the suck, even if my head gets stuck.Final Fantasy Equestria Chapter 61 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Rainbow Dash with the ball, she dribbles it down court." The announcer aid perched on his cloud. "It's near the end of the second quarter and there tied five and five. If Rain
EPIC CHAT XDBrick: hello, soldiersEPIC CHAT XD1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Brick: >_<
Face changed name to Jo
Brick: XD
Jo: Didn't hear you, maggot!
Jo: Whipe that smile of yo' face before I smack it off!
Brick: ._.
Brick: *smiles*
Jo: *smacks*
TDAstrid joined the chat
TDAstrid: Helloo
Brick: HAI SOLDIER
TDAstrid: :P
TDAstrid: LOL
Jo: Afternoon -.-
Brick: she smacked me in my face ._.
Jo: Shaddap
Brick: lightning?
Jo: What..? What are you rambling on about NOW, G.I. Joke?
Brick: n-nothing ma'am
TDAstrid: wait
TDAstrid: who's who now LOL
Brick: i'm brick
Jo: I'm your MOTHER.
Brick: (a.k.a. puck xd)
TDAstrid: LOL
TDAstrid: hi mom
TDAstrid:
Jo: (Mixanda x3)
Brick: i
Delusions of cola 23 part 3Delusions of cola 23 part 34 years ago in Humor More Like This
A short silence later...
"So..name?" WideHip said, her voice very quiet and she sounded unbelievably content.
After a nice little quietness (except for the blowing of noses and the baby gurgling) everyone had settled back down to admire the baby.
"I like Jossa." TopHeavy said, resting her head against WideHip's shoulders and letting her finger stroke her babies cheek.
"Buuuut, that's like...No." WideHip stopped what she was saying.
"...Tell me."
"Bad memories."
The baby proceeded to interrupt them by lifting her little hand and almost reaching out for TopHeavy' finger.
"Wow, fast learner." TopHeavy looked very shocked indeed.
"Jossa
Catching the StrangerCatching the Stranger1 year ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
I lay down to rest.
The fire crackles in the gloom.
Nothing, not a sound.
I have traveled far.
The kingdom is dangerous.
Travel means danger.
A misstep means death.
If I am not careful, I could
very well be robbed.
I hear a noise... close.
The sound of footsteps behind
My closed, sleeping eyes.
He has been watching,
Waiting for me to retire
And take his pleasure
With me. I am not
As stupid as he thinks I
Am. Watch and you'll see.
I cringe when he says,
"I know you are not asleep.
You can open your eyes."
I sit up, groggy.
I make out a familiar
Face. Ah. I thought so.
"What ar
MonsterHigh Traitor Among Us 3On the other side of campus, Lagoona was practicing her back stroke in the pool when Draculaura came in.MonsterHigh Traitor Among Us 33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hello Draculaura, what brings you here to the water?"
"Can I talk to you for a second?"
"Sure, what's on your mind?"
"Well, I didn't want to say this but the others think you spend way too much time in the water. Don't you know there is more to life than just swimming?"
"Yeah, I know but I love to swim and the water is my natural home. Without water I am nothing."
"Well, I think it's a waste of time. And those blue streaks in your hair, seriously find a better color. And I really don't understand why you have to care so much for
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
Later...
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing)
3 AMORES, 1 CANCION3 AMORES, 1 CANCION2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(musica)
SKULLBOY: aqui estoy yo para hacerte reir una vez mas...
NIX: confia en mi, deja tus miedos atras, y ya veras.
TREVOR: aqui estoy yo con un beso quemandome los labios, es para ti, puede tu vida cambiar, dejame entrar.
NIX: le pido al sol... que una estrella, viaje hasta ti, y te enamore su luz...
TREVOR: aqui estoy yo, abriendote mi corazon, llenando tu falta de amor, cerrandole el paso al dolor, no temas yo te cuidare, solo aceptame...
SKULLBOY: aqui estoy yo para darte mi fuerza y mi aliento, y hayudarte a pintar mariposas en la oscuridad, seran de verdad.
TREVOR: quiero ser yo el que despierte en ti, un nuevo sentimiento...
Double love and Friendship 4Double love and Friendship 41 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
New Friend, Brother and ... Love?
THAT EVENING...
Emotionette: Come, Smurfette! Hurry!
Smurfette: Yes, yes! Awwww I can't wait for see her face when she see that!
Sassette: That will be SMURFY!
Emotionette: Yeah, sweetheart!
*they arrive in front of Spelling and Emotionette knocks.*
Emotionette: Spelling! Open to us! This is Emotionette, Sassette and Smurfette!
Spelling: *Combed and neat* What's happening, girls? *Gasp*
Emotionette: *caught Spelling by hand with a smile* Come! We are a beautiful surprise for you! I'm sure you will love it!
Smurfette: *smile* Yes! It's wonderful! Come!
Sassette: *joy* Hurry, Spelling! Hurry! That wi
Speedy's weird daySpeedy's weird day2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Speedy's Weird day
N64fan/PS2Fan
Legal Whale-snot: I don't own anything except Slicer!
Speedy is my favorite character, second is Tosh, 3rd is Mac (May not seem like it here though:)) and don't post racist crap either!
I'm just trying to emulate their accents, not make anyone sound retarded.
On a hot day in Juarez, Mexico, Speedy was taking a leisure run, when he realized suddenly, that his head started burning up. On the way home, he talked to his cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez.
Speedy opens the door.
"Speedy! I no seen you in a while. What's wrong?" Slowpoke asked his cousin.
"I think I'm sick." Speedy replied.
"I che
Ch8 Confrontations Between NationsChapter 8Ch8 Confrontations Between Nations1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Confrontations Between Nations
The rain continued to fall, however Commander Bolt kept his focus on the Griffon Berserkers who were setting up a camp on the horizon. Captain Stone approached, “Commander. I have news from the Eastern Front.”
Commander Bolt turned to Captain Stone, “What’s the situation?”
Captain Stone replied, “They’re Zebra.”
Commander Bolt was confused, “Zebra? But what would an army of zebra be doing in Equestria? Do you have a count?”
Captain Stone nodded her head, “Approximately seven hundred sir, they’re setting up camp as we speak.”
Commander Bolt felt annoyed with the situation, “They match us in numbers and they plan to stay a while, this isn’t g
The Fire in Her Eyes Ch. 1 Fluttershy was fast asleep in her cottage, not a single worry flowing through her mind. She was in a land where everything was perfect. The trees swayed in the gentle cooling wind, animals of all species and sizes pranced around happily. Her lips curved to a slight smile as she looked over the plains, seeing how happy all of the animals were. She walked among the field of animals, wishing that she could have this back at home where everything was real. She knew that this was all a dream. Fluttershy had had it many times before, but she always felt as if it was missing something, or rather, somepony.The Fire in Her Eyes Ch. 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She continued to walk among the animals,
Polished ApplesPolished ApplesPolished Apples1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
By: DolphinBuster starring Rarity and Applejack
The sun's beams hit Applejacks coat as she trotted along a dirt trail. The humidity slowing her down and the heat making her sweat. She wouldn't be outside, trotting under the blazing sun today if it wasn't for Rarity. The fashionista that she is asked her to come over to the boutique for measurements on the dress that Applejack would be wearing to the wedding.
Applejack swore she had already allowed Rarity to measure her up, which had been very awkward. Applejack wasn't able to keep herself calm through the whole thing. She didn't understand but whenever something
Animal stories - collection 1Animal stories - collection 18 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Short animal stories - Collection 1
By Darku angel
Story one: Dead cats don't breathe
I have my own reasons to be the way I am... there's not much I can do to help it; it's who I am that dictates what I do.
The first thing that he felt was the cold damp earth around him, surrounding him, the preassure pressed against his fur; the feeling was opresing and rather much uncomfortable, and thus so, he fought to free himself from it, seeking the cold night air he knew had to be somewhere above him. Then came the first problem; he was unsure which way was... up, tell truth. Any way could be up, for all he knew was that he was drowned in earth, b
Lauren's BioLauren's Bio1 month ago in Profiles More Like This
Lauren "Candy" Davidson
Age: 14/15
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Voice(s)
Talking: Shelly Long {Cheers & Outrageous Fortune}
Singing: Shelly long
Best Friend(s): I have noneAccept for Sandy lol.
Height: 6'1
Religion: Catholic
RS: Single <3
Crush(s): Hell no.
(MORE INFO LATER)
The Powerful Flame - Chapter 3 The smell of freshly cut grass wafted through the warm air, and a bright blue, cloudless sky lay calmly above her head. Haysanna sighed happily, it was the happiest she had been in a long time. Her boyfriend, Theo, walked next to her. She looked at him and smiled, and he returned the smile back, his blue eyes the txact same shade of blue as the summer sky. Her other best friends, Cody and Marnie, plodded happily behind them, and after a moment joined them in equal footsteps as the four friends walked along the sandy shore. Haysanna's mind was clear. She had no worries, no stress, everything was perfect...The Powerful Flame - Chapter 32 months ago in Profiles More Like This
BEEP BEEP!!
Haysanna frowned. She
Sta.sh
