Short bio: MaggieQuick bio: MaggieShort bio: Maggie6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Full name:Margaret Maggie Simpson.
Age: 8 (about two months older than Lisa)
Like her brother Maggie isn't one for good behaviour. She keeps a great deal of secrets. Especially with her part time job at the Legitimate businessman's social club (no one else in the family knows) and her indulgences stemming from her job in things she's not legally old enough to do. Including sampling cocktails, practising with firearms and other deadly weapons and taking cigars from her workplace (the last of which is indirectly the fault of her favourite aunts in law Patty and Selma). Still, it's her shady little job that helps keep the family homed during Homer's regular "forced vacations". It also grants her an effective immunity to bullying.
Although some of the things she does may not be morally hygienic it doesn't mean she's a bad person. She's just way to grown up. Unlike Bart she's very generous and polite to to a lot of people. No doubt she's n
Character QuizFirst you pick 10 characters from manga/anime/games/books/etc.Character Quiz4 years ago in Humor More Like This
**DO NOT LOOK AHEAD AT THE QUESTIONS! IT WILL RUIN THE QUIZ!**
1. Maka (Soul Eater)
2. Soul (Soul Eater)
3. Patty (Soul Eater)
4. Kyo (Black Bird)
5. Ciel (Kuroshitsuji)
6. Asura (Soul Eater)
7. Stein (Soul Eater)
8. Daniel (Amnesia: The Dark Descent)
9. Mr. Face [Grunt] (Amnesia: The Dark Descent)
10. Grell (Kuroshitsuji)
Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.
What would you do if:
1. Number 5 (Ciel) was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
Laugh. My fucking. Ass off.
2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Patty) and Number 7 (Stein) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
Sic Patty on Kid and take Stein for myself.
3. Number 8 (Daniel) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
Pfft. Dude has hydrophobia now no doubt. >
4. Number 2 (Soul) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Gr
TFW conclusion part 2(these are the plans I had for the final chapter, up until the death scene that I'm sure you all saw coming. Taskedangel was awesome enough to write that part out!)TFW conclusion part 24 years ago in Horror More Like This
Final chapter: Olive and Blackie enter the last chamber to find Trauma weakened and crying, Kuro standing over her. Olive confronts him with everything he's done, asking why he would ever do such horrible things. Kuro, wanting her and Blackie to know so they can spread the word if they survive, explains his master plan. As it turns out, the dead Misfortune was not an Absol at all, but a Mew in disguise. Despair, being an Absol, was also quite powerful, so his blood was taken as a little bonus. (Zan was watching these murders the whole time, teleporting their blood when they were torn open.) Trauma, therefore, being the daughter of a Mew and an Absol, has very powerful traits running through her blood. He plans to tear her apart like the others, and then he will use the collected blood to transform himself into a god worthy
Family Matters (A Smosh fanfic) - Chapter 17Family Matters (A Smosh fanfic) - Chapter 173 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I sat on the park bench. The same one near my old dormitory. There were people all around me, rushing somewhere. Nobody was noticing me. I was crying.
I was a mistake. I wasn't supposed to happen. Wasn't supposed to exist.
Yet, I still did. Why? To be a nuisance to everyone? To be rejected by everyone?
Ian and Anthony did accept me, and I was so grateful to them. But, other than that, my whole life was a fucking mistake.
I was trying so hard to find a meaning to my life. Now I see my life has no meaning.
All these years. Alone. Hoping it would get better one day.
And it did. For a short while.
Anthony and Ian were my only family I ever had. And I hoped for some time Ian would fall for me as I did for him, which, I thought would things made so much better.
What and stupid assumption. We were currently just some awkward friends, which lead us exactly no where.
I stood up and followed the parks path. I bumped into some people a bunch of times, but I didn't care.
Part 3 A Special RequestPart 3 A Special Request3 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was already late afternoon. Soul, Maka and the others went home from school.
"Ragnarok I'm still not sure if I should go to the party tonight at Kid's house " Crona said in a low voice as she was sitting on her bed in the same guess room where she stayed before in Shibusen. Her back rested upon the wall and she was hugging the usual white pillow to her chest.
Ranarok popped out from Crona and started to give her a noogie. "Don't be stupid! Where there is a party, there is food!" said Ragnarok. Crona sighed, closed her eyes and tried to ignore the pain that Ragnarok was giving her. "You're only after the food," she calmly said. "Of course. What else would it be? Anyway, you should definitely go. It will be your second time to attend a party." Ragnarok was resting on Crona's head now.
"I-I know It's just that I don't feel like going . Because of what I've done and a lot of people might see me But somehow, I also want to go I don't want to
TFW conclusion part 1Here's what I had typed up before I gave in. I think it was the fight scene that brought me down.TFW conclusion part 14 years ago in Horror More Like This
Olive tried to remain composed, but beneath her determined expression, her heart pounded. Her friends had just been attacked. Assaulted. Things were going very wrong, very fast. And if what Cresselia had told her was true far more could be at stake here than the lives of a few Pokemon.
It wasn't long before she spotted the cave that Sky had told them to look for, and Olive looked back to make sure that Blackie was still following her. " Blackie? What've you got there?"
The dark-furred Eevee had been nosing around in the melting snow, and now held a few yellowing scraps of paper in one paw. "Think it's that diary thing that your buggy friend was talking about. But " Olive waited for him to finish the sentence, but Blackie merely furrowed his brow, looking troubled, even confused. His reaction made Olive even more nervous, so she turned back to face the frozen caver
Too Close for RelaxationChrona loved to watch the sun light dance through the leaves. Shibusen was nice, but you had to admit the lack of trees was a real let down. A break from missions was a definite highlight too.Too Close for Relaxation4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Shinigami-sama had sent Chrona along with the members of Spartoi on a much deserved vacation to the Smith River in Northern California. Everyone had been surprised when they learned of the trip, but Chrona had been the most shocked when they were told that they were allowed to come too. Even after all the terrible, terrible things Chrona had done
"Chrona!" It would seem that the Thomson sisters, clad in bikinis, had decided they wanted to swim.
"Aren't you going in?" Patti asked them, getting a bit too close for comfort. The Thomson sisters had always been a bit too energetic for Chrona, even after spending so much time with them Chrona still wasn't sure how to deal with those two.
"PATTI!" Liz yelped. "The water's freezing! I think I understand why Chrona didn't want to swim " In resp
PMD TBC Ch. 15PMD Twilight Brigade ChroniclesPMD TBC Ch. 154 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ch. 15 Purging Darkness
"Well we're here."
"Man, I can already feel the difference. I'm not even Psychic and I can tell ya that this place has changed quite a bit." Zaphiel said to Levinity, peeking his head into the cave, curious on why that even was. "You know, the lights came on after Art went crazy with that weapon as a Riolu, right?"
She gave a firm nod and began to walk past him, Xatu close behind her. "Yeah, I think that's when he nearly chopped off your head with that dagger. You were pretty quick to avoid it, though." She showed a smile back at him, which caused him to smile as well as he ran to catch up.
"Can you both take me to where that happened? If that is the case, then the point of origin would be best to find results to our problem." Xatu asked calmly.
Zaph gave him a funny look to the bird, a little surprised that he was acting a little normal. "Yeah, we can take you there. It was tricky, though, we had to fall
Another Fry and Leela shippyAnother Fry and Leela shippy6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Scene - The ship - Fry and Bender's quarters.
Fry is lying in his hammock daydreaming about Leela as usual.
Fry(talking to himself): Ah, man, when will Leela realize that we're made for each other? I mean I've so much for her and she still doesn't love me. What can do?
Suddenly he hears a loud sobbing noise coming from outside.
Fry(worried): Uh oh, who could that be?
He gets out of his hammock and goes to see what's going on.
Fry(worried): I hope everything is ok...
He continues walking down the hall way until he notices that the crying noise is coming from Leela's room. Worried, he rushes in to see if she's ok.
Fry(panting): Leela, Leela, are you ok? What happened?
Leela continues crying until she notices that Fry is by her side with his arm around her.
Leela(shakes her head then looks at Fry with a childish look): Nope...
Fry(concerned): What's wrong, Leela?
Leela(teary): Oh, Fry I... I-
She starts to cry again but this time she cries into Fry's chest.
Fry(holds her tightly): Shhh, s
Hoping for Hope, a OUaT FicletAbove deck on Hook’s ship, Mr. Gold leaned against railing still holding his rod. He knew he was ready to give his life for the boy who he had found out was his grandchildren. He just wished his son lived long enough for him to see that he was doing the right thing.Hoping for Hope, a OUaT Ficlet1 year ago in Drama More Like This
“Mr. Gold,” he heard his name which snapped him back to reality.
Mr. Gold turned to see Charming. “Your highness,” he said and then backed over the water.
“There may be a chance that Baelfire’s still alive,” he told the older man. It was weird for the prince to use his son’s real name when Emma still called him Neal.
“How do you know this?” Mr. Gold asked.
“For the same reason you knew somewhere deep down that Belle was still alive for the past 28 years before you found out she was still alive,” Charming told him.
Mr. Gold turned looking at Charming. “Are you saying you’re daughter’s true love is my son?” he asked incredulo
The GameYOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!The Game4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Tears of a Mortal DreamWhen you look at the sky, you'll remember me?Tears of a Mortal Dream4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When you feel the gentle breeze, you will feel my hug?
When you smell a flower, you'll see my personality?
When eating a sweet, will remember my kiss?
And if our hands are loose again I lost you forever, now what I wonder is where are you?
We get to meet before the mission, but we had the same end, I just got back, but what about you?
I miss you, if I could go back in time before that, you protected me, but I could not save him.
While looking at the leaves green, the radiant sun, moon, beautiful, bright dawn, the great tower, everything that you enjoyed here, I see your smiling face, because I know that live in each of these places, some of you are there.
Oh Grovyle achieved our goal, but you're not here to enjoy it
Oh Dialga if you saved me, why not save him too? He is the true hero, without him I am nothing.
Until when the star will shine?
While not the rose wither
I remember you, just ask that you not forget me
How long will the sun give
Chapter 10Chapter 10: Team Hunter, to the Rescue!Chapter 104 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A new Friend?
"Don't let go!" shouted Leon as he braced himself against the dungeon cliff side.
The two pokemon were suspended in the air, several feet above the rushing water of the underground river, the only thing that kept them from plunging into the chilly swift moving water were the straining muscles of the Charmander who dug his claws into the wall.
"Not thinking of it!", she promised digging her tiny claws into his newly found pecha scarf.
He had to smirk at the pikachu's moxie, she certainly was a fighter!
Now, how exactly had they gotten into this mess?
Little Azurill had run off with a stranger, leaving Crest and Leon to go in search for him. Marill had taken the pair of worried pokemon to the cave where he had lost his little brother and the stranger, and was told to wait outside. Crest was certain she would have to have a meeting with her fellow pokemon about stranger dan
Talent Dossier: Rozen MaidenThe Maidens were a group of Talents most notably active in the 50s and 60s. A half-German, half-British scientist named Alexander Rozen presented an experimental offshoot of the Nazi Talent-manufacturing program "Yellow House," what he rather humbly called the Rozen Program, to both the United Kingdom and Germany. The U.K. was already pleased with its Talent-manufacturing program; Germany was dissatisfied with the elitist requirements of the program. Frustrated, Rozen sought rich families on his own, promising to uplift their daughters to Wild Talenthood in exchange for a nominal fee. His first taker was Meredith Covington, a troubled 17-year-old debutante. The Rozen Program was a success, and in 1956 "Mercury Lamp" became the first of what were to be called the Rozen Maidens.Talent Dossier: Rozen Maiden6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rozen's program called for high-born women to be subjects; he took applications from many rich families across the world. In the end, six s
The End of All Hope- Ch.1WARNING: Contains Spoilers for TLoS: Dawn of the DragonThe End of All Hope- Ch.14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Destiny couldn't get up, she felt pain, as if every bone in her body was broken.
Footsteps could be heard, making the young Silver Dragon open her eyes slightly. In front of her stood two dragons, one of them, an elderly one, was a teal color, his head had frills on it, below his four horns, his tail blade looked like a blue fire. The dragon turned its teal eyes to the teenage dragon beside him, the crystal on his neck swaying as he did so.
The teen dragon, no, the dragoness, was a light blue color on the front half of her body and tail, almost black on the other. She had a white heart-like shape on her face, making her light brown eyes stand out. She had black spikes down her back to her tail, tan frills between each one. The dragoness' maw and the tips of her paws were yellow, and her tail tip looked like an arrowhead.
The dragoness nodded to the teal dragon before walking over to Destiny who whimpered in fear.
Fan Romance - A HarryP. ParodyOh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!Fan Romance - A HarryP. Parody4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Caught in a fan romance
Caught in a fan romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Want your fan romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Want your fan romance
They want your Malfoy
Paired with your Weasley.
They want to see
Draco doin' Ginny
They'll shack up Umbridge
Or Quirrell with Voldemort
We know how that ends.
Give villains love
Give villains love
Give villains love
"Can u rite moar plz?
We wanna see moar plz?
I'm such a fan
of your fan romance."
And though they
never meet in canon
You know there'll be a fan romance.
Just listen to the
rules of the Web:
34 means there'll be fan romance.
Caught in a fan romance
Caught in a fan romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Simpsons: Day at the BeachIt was a typical summer morning. The kids of Springfield had just gotten out of school a week ago, so now they were on summer break.Simpsons: Day at the Beach3 years ago in Humor More Like This
One family in particular, the Simpson family, was ready to celebrate another glorious day of vacation. Bart was going to Milhouse's to play video games and to watch Itchy and Scratchy, and Lisa was going over to her friend Janey's house to play with dolls. Homer was off work from the Nuclear Power Plant today, so he was just gonna stay home and watch as much TV and eat as much as he possibly could, then go to Moe's Tavern later on.
Those were the plans, until Marge said something at breakfast.
"Attention, everyone! May I have your attention, please?" Marge asked. Everyone ignored her until she said the same thing louder.
"Thank you," Marge said when everyone looked up at her. "Now, today's going to be a different day. It'll be a Father/Daughter and a Mother/Son Day."
"Aww!" Everyone else (except Maggie) whined. Everyone, even Homer and Maggie, knew that t
PMD Realms of Iniquity - ch 2Chapter 2PMD Realms of Iniquity - ch 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After leaving Mismagius' chamber, Grovyle and Aurealis made their way through the now subsiding crowd of residents. "So what are we doing?" asked Grovyle, jogging to keep up with the impatient Lucario, "I didn't hear a thing; that voice made my mind float."
Aurealis didn't answer until they were at the foot of the stairs. "We have to bring back a Blue Gem from the Flat Fields," he explained, walking up the stairs. Grovyle nodded and followed, and soon the two stepped out of the guild.
As the two kept walking, Grovyle inquired, "So where are the Flat Fields?"
Without stopping or turning to look at him, Aurealis replied, "Right to the left of Magnolia Village."
Grovyle nodded in response, and the two set out to the village wall. On the way, they saw numerous stands and a few tents where the locals lived. Strangely, beside the owners of the markets, there were almost no Pokémon out on the streets. Aurealis didn't quite care about his surroundings, but Grovyle did.
Until Tomorrow: Chapter TwoYou should go talk to him.Until Tomorrow: Chapter Two3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I shrugged miserably, taking a small sip of the drink I was provided. It wasn't a familiar taste, and, after a while, it made me feel dizzy and weird. I normally wouldn't have noticed, but...suddenly, it was like everything was glowing. Bright yellow, hot pink, sky blue, the colors and combinations were endless, mingling and silvery as they drifted through the empty space above us.
The music became louder, engulfing the chit-chat and clatter of plates and trays and silverware, touching me right to the core. Every note the cello played, I heard, every tune the piano fingered, I attentively listened to, every lonely, leading melody the saxophone whispered stirred emotions within me.
Bouts of electricity slithered through my veins, sending icy, unadulterated shivers down my spine. A buzzing warmth seemed to replace my blackened blood, as though a tightly wound coil had finally uncurled, somehow releasing the tension inside.
The room spun, too slothfully f
MENTAL TORTURE, YEYPick 10 of yo OCs/FCs and prepare them for mental torture unlike any before. If you don't have that many characters, you can borrow an official one from wherever or one of your friends, just give credit where due.MENTAL TORTURE, YEY3 years ago in Humor More Like This
3.Puerto Rico -fc-
1. 7 is high and going out for an evening stroll on the beach when 2 washes up on shore knocked out in chains and 8 is in a bush with a video camera. What happens?
Envy: Herp derp merp *is as high as the sky*
Millie: *washes up on shore bonded/passed out*
Me: I still love you, Alfie
14. 6 is put in charge of their whole country! Are they peaceful, or a ruthless dictator?
Eh, i guess he would be a good leader -w-
15. 10 and 3 go to the park when 3 is mistaken for an animal and thrown in the gorrila pen! Does 3 survive, and does 10 try to save 3?
Puerto rico: *talking to Gorillas with her tail wagging*^u^
Canada: o3o shes g
Clandestine PREVIEWWhen overcome by fear or its cousin anxiety, one often suspects the world of conspiring against them. Crowds are staring and brazenly gossiping, though speaking as callously as if secret. Even Nature scrutinizes one's faults, with the winds spreading rumors and the trees murmuring offensive truths. For the youth Crona, solace could not be found even within isolation. Every which way she turned, a voice denigrated hir mere presence.Clandestine PREVIEW3 years ago in Romance More Like This
So when dwelling in the vast, ashy woods that the moon tinted corpse-blue nearly each night, this adult of 17 would desperately wrap a faded cloak of onyx around hir form to block out fabricated slanders. Though, to be fair, the slanders were not always imagined. Indeed, the words spawned from the scorn of the deranged carpenter's widow.
Medusa Gorgon, respectively Lady Medusa, was once the wife of a carpenter. The estranged couple appeared well-met, until behind closed doors. Call Lady Medusa a Wolf in Sheep's wool, for that's what she was.
Many a month pas
The End of All Hope -Prologue-----Prologue----The End of All Hope -Prologue-4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"In this world there is no light...no hope.
Many of the dragons have long forgotten what light is.
Many have tried to find out the cause, but the result always ends the same way... they are killed by the ruler of this world, a dragon with no heart at all, for it is long been overshadowed by pure darkness.
But there is hope... for there is one that can save us all..."
A lone dragoness lie on a large stone, looking at the starless, pitch black sky.
The dragoness was a beautiful purple dragon. She had six horns on her head, along with pink stripe down her eyes. A pink, star-shaped marking was on her rump. Shining, silver, jewelry shone on her neck.
The dragoness sighed deeply before turning her head towards the one thing she had kept secret, a beautiful sparkling egg, curled up in her tail.
She looked at the sky once more, remembering the days back before all this darkness, when there was light.
The dragoness heard a small cracking noise and quickly looked at her e
Hope and Expectations: MaggiePork chop night, a night that is rarely missed by my family, mainly because Homer claims I make them to perfection. The kids love it too, they say that the slices of meat are tender enough to make it extremely juicy and delicious, there is rarely any fat, and if there is, it's just scooted aside to be thrown away later or given to the cat who seems to enjoy it. No one complains, they eat it with vigor and compliment me on another delicious night of pork chops, along with a scoop of apple sauce that disappears as quickly as the pork chops. It's something I always enjoy making for them; I always prepare them with love and care even on nights like tonight.Hope and Expectations: Maggie3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Of course tonight I knew things would not go well, I knew it the moment I walked into the supermarket and had to buy a new brand of pork chops that were cheaper due to the financial situation we are in now. Homer decided to change jobs; he wanted his dream job working as a pin monkey at a local bowling alley. He had wanted to do this fo
Hope and Expecations: Part 2I must admit, sleeping alone is not as cool as it once was. Sure you have all the room you need to yourself on the bed, but once you have a wife, things feel so empty when she is away. For three full nights I was alone without Marge while she was in the hospital after giving birth to our second child Lisa. At first I thought the idea was great, more room for me for a few days, but then on the first night as I lay there, I realized I had no one to hold on to. It's definitely a crushing experience, and I hope nothing horrible ever happens to Marge because you never realize how much you miss your wife until they leave you for a while.Hope and Expecations: Part 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
But the loneliness is gone for the moment, thank God. Marge came home this afternoon with Lisa in tow. She is a darling little thing, so tiny and so innocent, unlike Bart who had the mischievous look in his eyes the minute he burst from the womb. Of course, looks can be deceiving; maybe she is hiding it for a few months before she shows her true colors. Or m