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Iím very careful with not changing my routine and I try to generally be as predictable as possible.
Itís not easy dating a paranoid spy.

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Brains grow back anyway, donít they?
At least Thatís what Iíve been told, If thatís not true then I should probably switch lobotomist.

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Iím very bad at faces, so this is is pretty much what happens everywhere I go.

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My search history include:
ďHow to dubstepĒ
Thatís all.

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This brings back dark memories, I was abducted a few years back. They didnít really do anything weird to me, actually we had a pretty great time.
We had some beers, they showed me how to operate the abduction ray, let me probe some red-necks.
But then they dropped me back on to this stupid planet!

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This is a real thing that people do, I started this webcomic because a friend started one, just to annoy him!
Only it hasnít worked yet.

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Untangling those things are pretty much the only thing that drives me suicidal.
So Iím pretty sure that someday somebody will discover my dead body dangling from a tangled bunch of cords.

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Why bother with timers or remotes when nobody on the planet will be safe anyway.

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I only break up with people through email now days. Mostly because I canít stand loud obnoxious cheering noises.

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My joke machine is broken, so no joke here today.

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