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The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
A-BRA-HAM SIMP-SON
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Skill: Blitz
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Marjory Simpson
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
Later...
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing)
The Final Bullet7 months ago in Visual & Found Poetry
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You never gave upYou never gave up.You never gave up1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Forget my consistent efforts,
my coveted idealism,
my persistence from afar.
You came back yet again -
constant aggravation
for such a small embodiment.
Unwanted nuisance,
you never gave up.
You never gave up.
Demand indignation
like a fly to the window,
time and time again
you flew blindly.
I simply wished you gone,
gone from this wretched windowsill.
Unnecessary bother,
you never gave up.
You never gave up.
Recognise my screams,
begging your hindrance.
You won’t stop.
Assault the walls of my mind
- already fortified -
for motives unexplained.
Unpleasant annoyance,
you never gave up.
You never gave up.
Never mind my hand
you loathsome pest,
you tried again... again...
Was it mere stupidity,
or cruel desire for my anguish?
I could not understand.
Irritation incarnation,
you never gave up.
You never gave up.
Spark my interest,
my utmost confusion
to your true intentions.
Little fly, still hitting my window.
Your never-ending e
Imaginative thoughtThe stories we could tellImaginative thought1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
with but a single narrated verse -
the seams our everlasting conscience is woven of,
but for the mere apparitional presence
of common sense.
Celestial verses of endless enigma,
tempestuous tales of the beyond,
not simply written
but composed –
complex symphonies of idiosyncrasies,
emphasised by our distinct verses.
Words are but the bare flesh
of the sublime written art.
Simply a shell, a visual portrayal
of the soul that lies within -
the true essence of an epic,
the inner pith of a poem,
the nucleus of a novella...
imagination.
The common writer’s sword and shield,
- be it factual or fiction -
imagination represents who we are
through the phrases we manage to weave
as the seams of everlasting conscience are formed
in the single narrated verses
of the stories we manage to tell.
Defenders of Earth Ch3Defenders of Earth Ch31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 3 – The Color of Chaos
"Tag, you're it!" The boy laughed and darted in the opposite direction of his cousin, teasing her with impolite jesters. He held a fat, tightly wrapped package in is hands.
She held back a smile, giving chase. Her long, red hair flowed behind her. "Ben, get back here! Give me that!"
He looked back at her, sticking out his tongue. Moving the box under his arm, he moved his hand to a thick watch resting on his right wrist. "There's no way you can catch me as Spidermonkey! Better give up now Gwen!" His cousin stopped in her tracks, crossing her arms sternly.
"Hey, no fair! You're cheating!
sillyness in poetryI was saddened by sporting today, and I tell you why,sillyness in poetry1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I threw the football far into the air and accidentally hit a seagull out of the sky.
Poor creature, got the worst luck he could get,
getting killed by some guy trying to loose some fat!
Some people...Some people ask whySome people...1 year ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
I wander when I wonder.
Yet I just wander...
Deck the Trolls Deck the TrollsDeck the Trolls1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Troll dad's my name, salutations,
Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo-lol !
Watch me troll my helpless children,
Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo- lol !
Gave them water for their dinner,
Tro-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lol !
With a side of boiled ice cubes,
Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo-LOL !
( new troll )
No one but me has their homework,
Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo-lol !
Teacher ! Teacher ! We had homework !
Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo-lol !
" Melvina ! " they shout in anger,
Tro-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lol !
Now they all just got detention,
Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo-LOL !
( new troll )
My name's
Some random poem about life... :PSome random poem about life... :P3 weeks ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
...Life...
What does it mean?
You're born, you live, you die.
That's just it isn't it?
But the memories you have, your mind, your experiences.
You.
Gone!
That is all lost in death.
Why?
What is the point of life?
Why make us go through life, just to bring it to a sad end?
Why do you taunt us?
Play tricks on us?
Is it because we're human?
Too alien even to understand ourselves?
Is his a joke?
Or a punishment?
What does it mean to be human?
What does it mean....
To be alive?
I'm not happy..If you've seen me smile, you'd think that i'm glad...I'm not happy..8 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
When deep inside, i'm actually sad.
I don't have many friends and i've never found love,
I just want my life to end and join the angels above...
I wasn't cut out for this world, everyday has been getting worse.
Sometimes it's hard to tell if me being here is a blessing or a curse.
I feel invisible, and unappreciated, nobody seems to care,
And my chances of talking to my crush are floating in mid air..
He's way too popular, he'd never like me, it's just not fair,
We've never really talked, so why start there?
The point is i'm going through too much to even bear,
So next time, will you notice that i'm even there?
I just want to feel happy again, but nothing I do works..
Every time i'm feeling better, it's gone cause i'm surrounded by jerks.
Suicide won't help, but I wish it would,
I'd get rid of all my troubles if only I could..
I cry everyday, and i'm not going to lie.
Whenever I feel this way I think of a quick way to die..
(But don
You've Got a Foe In MeYou've got a foe in meYou've Got a Foe In Me1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You've got a foe in me
Gonna smack you in the head
Gonna land you in a hospital bed
You just remember what your rival said
Man, you've got a foe in me
Yeah, you've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
I will tie you to a kitchen chair
Then kick you down eighty-seven flights of stairs
Might get a few bruises, but I don't care
'Cause you've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
Some other folks
Might be a little bit bigger than I am
Rougher and tougher too, maybe
But none of them
Will ever hate you the way I do
It's me and you, pal
And as the years go by
Our hatred will never
How to piss off Justin Beaver fansHow to piss off the Justin Beiber fans:How to piss off Justin Beaver fans1 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Tell them that Justin Beiber's a girl.
2. Tell them that they're not going to lose their virginity to him any time soon.
3. Tell them that he IS that baby's daddy and the tests were false and were indeed true.
4. Call him "Justine Beaver".
5. Tell the fans he's gay.
6. Tell the fans that Justin's voice will deepen.
7. Tell the fans that Justin hasn't gone through puberty yet.
8. Tell the fans that Justin tried to give himself some oral, which is why semen was found in his stomach.
9. Tell the fans that you're Justin Beiber's girlfriend/boyfriend.
10. Tell them that Justin is a Gary-Stu/Mary
Llama PoemLlama Poem9 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Fellow Llama lovers,
When life gets you down,
don't frown.
Share a Llama with a stranger,
don't worry there's no danger.
Llama's hold the key to happiness,
with their fuzzy hair and camel-likeness.
Their pointy ears and toothy grins,
give in to the llama's its not a sin.
You know you can't resist,
that cute little face.
Share the love for the almighty Llama.
An Apocalyptic Story I woke up, feeling especially ready to take on the world today. Cautiously sneaking to the kitchen, I started cracking eggs and making batter for omelettes. I poured twelve glasses of orange juice and set the tables, then looked around.An Apocalyptic Story1 year ago in Settings More Like This
Last night I and my friends had a sleepover, so I was careful not to do anything stupid, like step on them. There was somewhere around twelve of us in total, so we were sleeping wherever we could fit. Angela slept on the couch, along with Simone (Diane's little sister) and Tally (Dana's little sister); Diane slept on the armchair; Dana was cuddled up on the small sofa; Allen and Alexan
Another Beautiful SoulAnother Beautiful Soul2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Another beautiful soul lost.
Another great one gone.
Is this a dream?
I think not.
What can one say about dear Dame Elizabeth Taylor?
She was a strong and wonderful woman.
One who can never be forgotten.
We miss her very much.
She spoke powerful words,
Changed Hollywood for the better.
And supported another dear angel
In his time of need.
A wonderful friend,
A wonderful woman
A wonderful everything.
Uniquely colored eyes,
A warm loving violet.
Outstanding beauty
Both inside and out.
We are lucky to have had this
Wonderful Angel's presence grace
Our planet.
R.I.P Elizabeth Taylor
We love and miss you very much.
Little GirlHey, Little GirlLittle Girl10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
I see you sitting all alone
Your invisible to the class
Your presence is well, unknown
Speak, Little Girl
I witness tears running down your cheek
Come on and eat lunch with me
You won't get up, your too weak
Laugh, Little Girl
They're smiling and talking to you
Your friends invite you to join them
I get a glimpse of pain in your eyes, teary, wet and blue
Look up, Little Girl
Your walking down a street
You come upon an empty building
You start running as I hear the shuffle of your feet
No, Little Girl
You can't jump, it's not right
I hear your cries calling for help
As you take that step, I jump instead, als
Ramblings of a lovestruck madman I.Ramblings of a lovestruck madman1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
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One... one word, I.
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Swiftly, She-wolfSwiftly, She-wolf1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Shifting,
Softly she feels
Air change, each hair
Shivers
Pet PeevesWe all dream of a pet to call our ownPet Peeves1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Some creature to take refuge in our home
But when the thing's there, all too soon you find
Yourself saying, "I must be out of my mind!"
First, there's the dog, sweet and full of cuddles
The next thing, you're stepping in his puddles
He tears up your yard and won't let you sleep
And lies around in a big, smelly heap
Then there's the cat with her musical purr
Yet she sheds no less than three tons of fur
Your new curtains are woefully shredded
And she stakes claim to every chair and bed
Then there's the parrot who knows how to talk
But he keeps you up all night with his squawk
There's no way yo
New World-Pilot Run, run, run. All you need to do is be fast. Faster than the rest- then they let you go back. Back to your cell- it may as well be back to hell.New World-Pilot1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
They want you to be faster, stronger, smarter. The one thing they don't want you to do is realize thaat you're human, just like them- except you're a test tube baby. You've no life value. You've been made for experiments.
I am experiment 527.B9. I'm a human- please remember that- everyone else seems to have forgotten. I call myself Savana. I don't know why. I like the name. I've named all the other living experiments as well.
The hunched over tall- you probably can't tell- kid in crate 36 w
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